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Chapter 23: Murderous Plush

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"What part of ’be careful’ did you not understand?"

Mio was angry, Haru had been very stupid and careless. She acted quickly, using her right hand to throw the dagger at the rabbit, which soon died.

She killed the monster so easily that it made Haru question how that rabbit’s attack had been capable of knocking him down.

Four more rabbits appeared.

"The crystals from these rabbits are worth two silver coins. If you’re going to lie there on the floor, I’ll keep the reward and only split it with Hina."

He stood up, still confused. He moved quickly and grabbed the pistol. One shot was not enough to kill the rabbit, so he fired twice, and the rabbit died.

"How come? I had to shoot it twice."

"From here on, it’ll be like this, we need to try harder."

"And the rabbit’s damage? How was this cute little animal capable of almost killing me?"

"This rabbit is fragile, but its legs are capable of killing anyone, you were lucky. If the rabbit drops its foot, we can get quite a lot of coins. The horns aren’t worth as much, but they’re still expensive compared to the other drops we’ve already collected. Let’s make sure my father doesn’t have a single coin left in the bank," she said with great excitement.

Haru continued shooting. The more rabbits he killed, the more rabbits appeared out of nowhere. The monsters weren’t spawning, but rather coming out of small holes in the ground. Each hole was a rabbit burrow.

Haru began shooting as if his life depended on it. His finger was red, he did not like having to shoot several times to kill a single monster. Especially one so cute that it looked like a toy.

"I know, it’s humiliating, isn’t it?"

"What do you mean?"

"An animal that’s so cute being a beast that can tear your head off, that’s something strange and, at the same time, it makes your brain unable to process it properly," Mio said while sticking a dagger into a rabbit that came toward her. "Your brain interprets these monsters as toys and cute things, which prevents you from using all your strength and anger. This is a perfect evolution for a predator, you run from a tiger, but not from a cute animal."

"But tigers are carnivores."

"These rabbits are too, and you would know that if you had attended the guild classes," Hina said. She did not seem disappointed, but Haru interpreted it as if she were very disappointed that he did not know that. Especially since he had attended all the guild classes, he just had not paid attention.

"What’s the plan?"

"Stay here until we’re exhausted, then we stop, return to the surface, and next time we try to go to the ninth floor."

"Let’s use that item right away, since there are these crystals here that are worth a lot."

"You really want to create a horde of several of these rabbits?"

"If I use my ability here, we’ll kill many rabbits with a single shot."

Mio agreed. She provided cover while Hina went over to Haru. His penis was soft like jelly, there was so much adrenaline in his blood that his penis would not get hard in any way. At least that was what he said. Mio held back her laughter. Hina had a look of pity, which made his penis even softer.

He activated the ODD 2.0 ability, the items were duplicated and more XP was received. This served to lessen some of the embarrassment he felt.

Hina was still beside him, her expression still a little pitiful, but now mixed with determination. Not because she wanted to fight, she only wanted the money.

The holes in the ground began ejecting rabbits in greater quantities. This was good because it generated more rewards, but at the same time, it was very bad, since these monsters would most certainly cause someone’s death.

Haru raised the pistol, aiming at the center of the group. The first shot went through two rabbits at once. Haru was gradually starting to enjoy it, his penis became slightly erect. Mio saw it and said:

"Thinking about that femboy, weren’t you?"

"No!"

He lied, he really had thought about that femboy’s ass. He imagined how feminine that ass was for a man and, without a doubt, he would like to feel his face being crushed.

A low rumble echoed. The holes opened even wider. Rabbits began coming out in dense waves, as if the ground itself were vomiting murderous plush toys.

The three of them simply ran. They immediately left the dungeon, they did not want to die. They could kill some rabbits, but with Haru’s penis refusing to get hard, that was an almost impossible mission. With a soft penis, it was impossible to do anything.

Mio was angry, not at Haru, but at her own weakness. She knew she was partly to blame, since she could not deal with all the monsters, and the attacks she made only damaged one monster at a time. Not having area damage made these situations even more difficult.

The three of them took a bath together. The sweat from Mio’s body caused an erection in Haru, he did not know how to deal with it, he only knew one thing, he would get beaten up. Mio almost punched him, but she stopped halfway. She did not apologize, but her expression showed that she regretted it.

Mio stayed in her room at the guild. Hina and Haru walked around the city, both wanting to find a house to buy. They wanted the house to be somewhere nice and not dangerous, preferably near the guild. They thought about it a little more and considered it a bit too early to buy one, since they planned to attend a university. Buying a house near the university would be better.

"Sweetie, do you want to choose a really thick pipe?"

Hina quickly turned around. She was furious, but the man who had said that was wearing lipstick. So he was not talking to her.

"Hey, sweetie, come here and I’ll show you my pipe, it’s really thick and deals double damage."

Haru turned around. He was planning to punch that harassing gay man, but he was just a gay weapons salesman.




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