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"Your father is gone!"

The elder has gray hair and is at least seventy years old.

He sits on a plate at a low tea table with a solemn expression, and there is a drop of water in the tea cup in front of him.

There is also an incense burner beside the tea table, exuding curling smoke.

"Elder Liu, what is going on?"

Qi Li's face changed suddenly, wondering why his father disappeared?How could a group of leaders disappear?

"I might not know why your father disappeared, but there is one thing I know clearly."

The elder Liu suddenly raised his head, and Qi Li said coldly: "You and Lu Dongshan killed the son of the head of Yulingmen in the world below the mountain. People have attacked us several times for revenge. Our disciples have been killed and injured. There are dozens of them. Look at the good things you have done. Can't tell who should kill and who should not kill?"

"That was a conspiracy!"

Qi Li frowned and said: "It is the other forces who want Yulingmen and my Floating Cloud Sect to kill each other and reap the benefits. Brother Lu and I brought back an insider. As long as he speaks, everything will be revealed. !"

Qi Li clenched her little hand: "And Yan Xiaosong, who controls the spiritual gate, was not killed by me and Brother Lu, they killed it!"

"Even if what you said is true, it doesn't make sense!"

Elder Liu raised his hand and said: "Your father's disappearance has confirmed the fact that you murdered. He was afraid of being killed by Yulingmen and escaped!"

"Absolutely not!" Qi Li became excited and said in a high tone, "This is his home, how could he escape? He should also wait for me to come back! Elder Liu, tell the truth, what happened to my father? "

"Qi Li, I watched you grow up, don't you believe me?"

Elder Liu pointed to the door: "Someone saw your father sneak away from the school from Houshan, and took away many sect vouchers before leaving. Isn't this escape?"

What is a pass?

It is equivalent to the banknote of the world on the mountain!

"impossible!"

Qi Li shook his head vigorously, not believing that her gentle, gentle and righteous father would run away alone with money!

"This must also be a conspiracy!"

"My father may have something wrong!"

"I have to go to my father!"

Qi Li muttered to herself, and then turned around and walked out, but as soon as she stepped out of the threshold of Elder Liu's residence, a knife was placed on her neck!

Qi Li didn't look at the person with the knife, but turned to look at Elder Liu, and slowly said, "Are you trying to usurp the throne? Or do you want to sell the Floating Cloud School?"

Elder Liu didn't answer anything, and waved his hand at the person holding the knife outside the door: "Take it away, lock it up, don't let her see anyone!"

...

"This is the distinguished guest of our Yuxian faction!"

In the main hall of the guest hall, Lu Dongshan pointed to Su Xuan, and said to the disciple in the guest hall: "You can find the best place to live for my brother. If you dare to be a little negligent, I will ask you!"

"You know, Brother Lu, don't worry about my affairs!"

The clerk took out a form and asked Su Xuan to sign the form for registration.

"Brother Su, I won't stay with you anymore."

"I have to go to Junior Sister Qi Li quickly to see how the school is going."

Taking advantage of the time when Su Xuan signed the table, Lu Dongshan hurriedly left the guest hall with a bag.

"Are you from the world below the mountain?"

After Lu Dongshan left, the guest disciple looked at Su Xuandao.

"Yeah." Su Xuan nodded.

"The clothes on you are so handsome!" The guest disciple's eyes showed envy.

"When you have time to go to the mountain to play, I will give you some clothes." Su Xuan said with a smile while signing the table.

"Thank you then!" The guest disciple looked at the pen in Su Xuan's hand again, "Your pen seems to be very good too!"

"Someone else gave it." Su Xuan raised his eyes and glanced at the disciple.

The pen used for guest registration is a brush. He is not used to it, so he directly uses his royal pen.

"You must be a big man under the mountain, right?" the disciple asked again.

"Just an ordinary person."

Su Xuan handed the signed form to the disciple.

The disciple took the form and looked at it, then called the other two disciples and confessed in a low voice.

"Got it."

The two disciples nodded secretly, and left the guest hall with Su Xuan.

while walking,

Su Xuan felt something was wrong.

There are fewer and fewer buildings around, and the environment is getting more and more desolate. Not only is the ground not paved with masonry, it is actually a muddy dirt road!

This is definitely not the way to Qi Li's so-called "best place to live"!

"Don't look at me, hurry up!"

Perceiving that Su Xuan's pace was slowing down, one of the disciples urged Su Xuan Dao.

"We are at war with Yulingmen. The previous guest rooms are used to take care of the wounded." Another disciple was still polite and explained to Su Xuan, "We can only find another place for you. Please understand. ."

"Ok!"

Su Xuan nodded calmly and followed the two disciples, but he was still prepared.

Ever since he entered the Floating Cloud Sect, weirdness has been revealed everywhere here.

"This is where you live."

Five or six minutes later, the two disciples stopped in front of a building.

Su Xuan squinted his eyes. The building was actually dozens of earthen houses. The walls were made of red mud, which had become mottled over the years, and there were still cracks, as if they were about to collapse at any time .

This kind of living environment is bad.

It is not worthy of Su Xuan's net worth of hundreds of millions.

"Where is this place?" Su Xuan asked the two disciples.

"To tell you the truth, this is the residence of the handyman disciples." The two disciples no longer concealed themselves, and said unceremoniously, "You just live here honestly, don't ask questions, and don't be casual. Walk around, if you are not obedient, we are not responsible for what happened."

"I want to see Qi Li." Su Xuan said.

"You will see her, but not now."

One of the disciples pushed open the door of one of the earthen houses and said to Su Xuan, "Go in!"

Su Xuan frowned.

Walked into the earth room.

After walking in, he discovered that there were other people in the earthen house.

There are two people living in it, lying on a wooden bed.

"newcomer?"

As soon as Su Xuan came in, the two of them sat up on the bed, and one of the men with a face full of flesh spoke.

The man was shirtless, with a rather hideous tiger head tattooed on his shoulder.

Su Xuan didn't speak, and saw that one of the beds was empty, so he put the luggage bag he carried on that bed.

"Oh, this kid has a good temper!"

The full-faced man raised his eyebrows and continued to say to Su Xuan: "The newcomers must understand the rules. From now on I will be your boss. Come on, press the foot for Grandpa!"

"Are you deaf?"

Seeing that Su Xuan was unresponsive, another thin man scolded, "Master Tiger asked you to press your feet, don't hesitate to roll over!"

"That... I ask you."

Su Xuan turned around and said to the two men: "If I want to be your boss, what should I do?"

"What?"

"Do you want to be our boss?"

Both of them were stunned.

Then they all burst into laughter.

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