100k Volts Electrocutes You to Death

In the next few days, Xing Yuan followed the Ye family to visit relatives and friends. Neighbors, relatives and friends of the neighborhood visited each other one by one. The entire community was lively and lively.Rao is General Xing's usual habit of unsmiling. At this time, his face is soft, and when he sees people, he first smiles three points. The sense of distance in the past has long disappeared before I know when.

So that when he flew back to City B on the fourth day, Mr. Xing was invited to attend the New Year's party in the business circle. The smile on the corner of his mouth scared most of the guests.

Lei Xiangming: "Lying trough, the first horror of the new year, is Laoxing crossed?"

Liu Tianquan passed by him and said coldly: "Oh, mentally retarded."

Lei Xiangming: "..."

Lei said inconceivably: "Where did I mess with him? I feel like he is targeting me tonight!"

Xing Yuan and Yan Yue said in a warm voice: "Maybe he was finally abandoned by my brother, and now he is after you again."

Lei Xiangming: "...No, I don't think everyone is right tonight. Me, I'll go home early."

Xing Yuan: "I will go too."

As soon as he left, all his friends were surprised: "It's only eight o'clock, what did Mr. Xing go home so early, and we still have exciting links in the middle of the night!"

You don’t need to guess this “wonderful link”, it must be an adult party of Jiu Chi Lin. Xing Yuan used to be able to pretend to be with these people for a few times, but now he says nothing.

Someone couldn't help but squeeze him: "Mr. Xing went home so early, I'm afraid he didn't hide what Jiao'e in the Golden House?"

As a result, Xing Yuan seemed to be waiting for someone to ask such a question, and immediately showed a mysterious smile: "Well. Come home with his wife."

Everyone: "?????"

Lei Xiangming rolled his eyes: "Is it great to have a wife? Get out of here."

During the Spring Festival this year, half of the business district in City B knew that Xing Yuan had a wife, and the two were as good as glue.

Lei, who knows the truth, is secretly sullen: I wonder if Lao Xing and his siblings will fall apart, will Ye Lao Xianxian go with two fingers together, the god Tianlei will split Lao Xing into high paraplegia?

It's so exciting to think about it!

As a result, he waited for two months, and finally did not wait for the news of Xing Yuan's successful domestic violence.

Three months later, Ye Wenxuan received a call from Xiang Feiying.

The Super Danger Management Department found the second Chinese supernatural power in Z City.

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"Hous! Your food is stale again!"

Tang Haosi recovered, quickly turned the spatula around and turned off the gas stove.

It's a pity that it won't save the fried vegetables in the pot.

"Hey, I really convinced you that you can make the simplest basic dishes." The classmates next to him looked at it and wondered: "Don't let our teacher Liu see it, otherwise you will be caught by you Talking about half a class."

Tang Haosi twitched his lips.

He tried not to look at the crucian carp horizontally on the classmate's chopping board, just kicked out the trash can at his feet, and poured the green vegetables in the pan into his brain.

Oh.

Tang Haosi's movement stiffened, and the vegetables wiped the trash can and fell to the ground.

"Let me go!" The classmate was startled, tossing a kitchen knife that had been ready to chop fish aside, tearing up a pile of toilet paper and gathering over to pick up the green vegetables: "Tang Haosi, you're messing up...Quickly, get it up, old Liu is coming over..."

Tang Haosi cleaned up the floor with him two or three times.

The teacher who was teaching passed by the two of them, and looked at Tang Haosi with an angry expression on his face.

Oh.

Tang Haosi took a deep breath, turned his head back again, and looked at the classmate's chopping board.

The crucian carp was half-dead, and looked at him, his mouth moved.

Oh.

Tang Haosi held back for a long time, and finally whispered in a whisper: "...fuck."

"Gao Xuan," he pondered for a long time, but he couldn't help but ask the student next to him: "You... didn't you think this fish was wrong?"

Ruan Gaoxuan, who was in a class with Tang Haosi, picked up the knife again and casually said, "Huh? What's wrong, is the fisheye staring particularly big?"

After talking, he was amused by his own sense of humor for a long time, Tang Haosi watched him skillfully shoot the fish to death, silently.

Ruan Gaoxuan scraped the fish scales neatly, broke the fish belly and took out the internal organs, which was more than one and a half points stronger than Tang Haosi.

Tang Haosi re-selected the ingredients to clean up, lowered the pan, stir-fried, and sometimes noticed the crucian carp that had been hung up.

Sure enough, after that, the strange voice never appeared again.

After class, Tang Haosi had a lot of thoughts to organize the tools. There were several good buddies around him. Several people had agreed to go out to school together after class. After eating, they went to the nearby Internet cafe to eat chicken overnight.

Tomorrow is the weekend, it is suitable for single dogs to spend time in the Internet cafe.

That's right, Tang Haosi and his roommates are group students.

They went to a professional cooking school.

Of course, these are not the key points. Just like in a big movie, you don't need to give a passerby a shot.

Tang Haosi was a passerby in his first two decades of life, but recently, his role seems to have changed.

He began to hear strange whispers.

Just like the crucian carp that just said [oh].

Hmm...Although it turned into a plate of braised fish later, the appearance was quite good and the taste was not bad.

However, this cannot change the fact that it will say [Oh]!!!

Tang Haosi hugged his head and began to think back to the various fishes, birds, cats and dogs he met yesterday, the day before yesterday, and the day before yesterday.

He could hear his friend He Fan worriedly asking: "Housi, have you come to Uncle, why have you been thinking for these two days?"

Ruan Gaoxuan: "Hey, this guy made another dark meal today. Teacher Liu is no longer a student."

He Fan skipping class: "What did he do today?"

Ruan Gaoxuan: "It's just a fried vegetable..."

Li Jiarong: "Ha ha ha ha ha--"

Besides...

Several people happened to walk across a section of lawn, and Tang Haosi heard several magpies in the tree chatting.

[, rain tomorrow.

[, Xiao Shan came to a group of bad guys.

[Sergey, I just took off the order.

Tang Haosi: "..."

This is all messy.

Little wild dog chasing the footsteps of several people: [Bone skull skull head taste!Meat meat meat!The taste of meat!

Hiding behind the tree, trying to avoid the old cat the girl touched: [Go away, Diaomin!

And a transporter that is slowly coming in from outside the school gate and is full of ingredients.

The car drove past Tang Haosi, who was full of ears [oh] [oh] [oh] [oh].

It's still a different tone, just like a weird chorus.

Tang Haosi shivered fiercely, and began to think about whether to go to the hospital for a neurological examination on the weekend.

At this time, it was school after school, when employees were off duty, and the places were not too close. Several people looked at the traffic and did not rent a taxi. They simply brushed a few bicycles over.

Although Tang Haosi was not in good spirit, he took out his mobile phone and brushed the car with Daliu, followed He Fan and walked around the streets and alleys.

At 6:40 in the afternoon, the gang of college students arrived at their destination and swarmed into a small shop selling skewers.

This shop is located north of the Third Ring Road in Z City. The surrounding area is not very good. It is either a factory or a rotten building. However, because this shop is delicious and inexpensive, it has always been ranked in the roadside food of Z City. The top fifteen position lingers.

Every day I come here to admire the addicted foodies, and this brings the business of the entire street to life. Although the economy is sluggish north of the Third Ring Road, this snack street stands upright and is lively every night. People come and go.

Today is no exception.

The business of the skewers shop is as good as ever. Tang Haosi came to them a little late, and there was a two-person table outside the shop. The clerk pointed to the table against the wall: "There are few people, why don't you make a table?"

Tang Haosi stretched his head and looked in the direction of her finger, and found that there were only two people sitting at the big round table, and one of them seemed to be a foreigner.

Ruan Gaoxuan teased the clerk: "Yo, you all rushed out of China to go international, even foreign friends know that you are delicious."

The manager happened to pass by, patted him, and said to the clerk and Yan Yue: "Add two strings of sheep's waist to them. I invite them."

Others coincided with Ruan Gaoxuan's thumb.

The two men sitting at the round table agreed to the request, and a few college students thanked each other and sat down one by one.

Tang Haosi is next to his roommate Tao Liang, and on the left is an international friend.He glanced at the other person, and the small movement was just caught by the man, and the man turned his head and looked at him.

Tang Haosi: "Uh, how are you?"

In the already hot May day, this handsome-looking foreign man even wore a knitted hat.

Tang Haosi speculated that he might be bald.

The man didn't seem to feel hot either, and Wen Yan blinked: "Nihao."

Tao Liang opened a box of beer and handed them two bottles to the men who joined the table. The foreigner wanted to pick it up, and the Chinese man sitting to his left coughed slightly.

"Oh, okay. I just wanted to see how this is different from the liquor in our city B." The foreigner withdrew his hand and sat down honestly, while whispering: "And it's just a bottle, beer, I at least Only three bottles will get drunk."

"Come on." His companion sneered: "When you are really drunk, the speed of streaking has caught up with the speed of light. When the time comes to you, you may not be the Lao Tzu. You can give me a cool drink. , That gadget also quenches thirst."

Foreigner: "...... Also, don't streak."

His companion: "Hehe."

Their voices were so low that Tang Haosi didn't hear clearly and didn't pay much attention.

When the skewers were served, the enthusiasm of the college students was reflected.

It doesn't matter who the two of the tablemates are. The boys say something to me, and they talk to them.

The international friend who has always been wearing a hat is Adonis, and his companion is Cao Huan. They are all in Z City, who just arrived today, and come here for travel.

I heard that a few of the students in the cooking school are here, and Adonis asked many questions with interest. It seems that he is very interested in this kind of chef technology school.

Adonis said with emotion: "The food in China is really great! I have been in China for two years. If I haven't been exercising all the time, I'm already a 400 kg fat man!"

Then, with the opposite Ruan Gaoxuan and Li Jiarong happily discuss the profound food culture of Hua Guo.

The author has something to say: So the second one comes from a mysterious organization-X Oriental Cooking Education School!

——A dark cooking master, um.

And, Ye Xiaoshou's hair cut is a matter of years later, and he still has long hair fluttering during the New Year [muddy]

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####Student Tang is also desperate today####

Tang Haosi: "Is my brain sick?"

A transport vehicle passed by, containing a box of live fish.

Crucian: [Oh~] [Oh!Oh?Oh……

Tang Haosi: "..."

He hugged his head: "No, no, no... How could the crucian carp chant Cannon... I really still have a sick mind!!!"