A Monster Hunter Born of Capitalism

“What are you waiting for? I thought you weren't coming. Horses are just the sweetest oils in the world. Why is it so cold all of a sudden? ”

The air around you is getting colder.

“Yooseong, would you like to look at the sky? ”

At Titania's words, he looked up at the sky.

“Wow, what the hell is going on? ”

It was snowing. The heavy snow was pouring down as well. Until now, the sun, which licked the leaves clearly, disappeared everywhere and only clouds of clouds of clouds were in the sky. A white snowflake fell on the palm of his hand.

“Is the dungeon supposed to change like this? ”

“No, it's not. Something's not right.”

Titania was also the first freak I've ever seen.

“That's strange. We should get out of the dungeon first. ”

“Yeah? Okay. Then let's go... ”

“Son of a bitch! ”

I turned my head to the blasphemy I heard somewhere.

Someone was coming down from the sky.

A beautiful woman with silver hair with blue eyes. A gentle Qi stands upon her face surrounding the hides of a terrifying wolf.

‘Wow... It's really pretty. But who are you cursing at? ’

We didn't know yet that Yooseong was the one who angered her.

She came down from the sky and came as close as she could to him. Then I slapped him on the cheek.

Pair!

Her palm, like an island of corn, touched his cheek and he flew to the ground.

“Whoa! Now I feel better. ”

She slapped him on the cheek and smiled satisfactorily. He stood up and shouted at her, removing the dirt from his face.

“You crazy bitch! What the hell are you doing? What the fuck are you doing slapping people's cheeks? ”

“What's all this noise! You've been so cheesy! ”

“What are you looking for? What kind of crazy bitch is this? ”

“What? Crazy bitch? Are you crazy or do you want to die? ”

“It's not me who's crazy, it's you, crazy bitch. What's a crazy bitch who just shows up and beats the shit out of somebody who's never seen her before? Psycho? What can I get you? Oh, you think that makes sense to me? You don't know what you're doing wrong! ”

Yooseong was angry at the attitude of the woman who was angry because of the hostility. Yooseong also shouted loudly and received her words.

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“Goddess...? ”

Yooseong was dumbfounded by the sponsorship message from the goddess of jest.

"Goddess"? Why is God suddenly here? ’

Why did God show up here? And why did he punch himself in the cheek?

Yooseong's head became complicated.

The woman who saw the face of Yooseong full of embarrassment looked down at him with a cheerful look.

“Gear your own gear if you know. Humans don't know where the fountain is. I didn't get a proper home education. ”

Knuckles!

It was Yooseong who was trying to go out that way because of the word "God," but the last thing she said angered him.

“What? Look at this bitch talking shit. You don't have a home education? What if you're God? If you're a goddess, that's it!”

“W-what? Bitch?”

The goddess was embarrassed by the colorful blasphemy that poured out Yooseong.

“Yes, you're crazy. My parents died when I was young, so I didn't have a home education. But you look worse to me. I don't have a family education. I have a common sense. What are you? Don't you have a mother? Did your parents teach you how to slap people in the face all you want? ”

The goddess's expression was hard on Yooseong's words.

“What's wrong with your face? Are both your parents dead? If a bitch like you had a daughter like me, she'd die of dysentery. It must have been frustrating. That's why you're chewing that shit, isn't it? Are you embarrassed because you're right? Or have you never had parents? What, did you just show up like a flash of light when you said to have a light? Why aren't you talking? Are you mute? ”

“Ugh… ugh…. ”

“What are you crying about? Are you a cow? Are you crying right now? Are you crying, goddess? ”

“Oh, I'm not crying. ”

“Then what's all this stuff under your eyes? Is it tears or snot? Wow, this god guy gets pushed out of a fight with a human, so he wants to cry? Oh, are you an idiot? ”

“I'm not an idiot! ”

“No, it's nothing. You're an idiot for not being able to speak straight. ”

“Ugh… ugh…. ”

“Ugh! Ugh! Just moan like crazy. Even a nursing child can speak better than you. Oh, I'm sorry. You didn't have any parents, so you couldn't have a party? ”

The goddess who could not endure the insults and criticism of Yooseong finally burst into tears.

“(* Sob *)! Ahhhh!”

The goddess shed tears like a child.

“Ugh! Me too! Ugh...! I have parents! Giants gathered to congratulate me...! I got lots of presents too...! (* Sobbing *) Aaaahhh!"

When the goddess burst into tears so horribly, Yooseong was embarrassed.

"No, does the goddess cry like this? Is that really God? ’

“Why are you crying? What are you crying about? ”

“You……! You……! ”

The goddess lets out a sigh without being able to bind her neck.

“I was wrong. Stop crying. ”

Yooseong began to appease the goddess like a child.

“I have parents...! He's gone, but he's there!”

“Okay, got it. Okay."

“Giants also congratulated me on my birthday...! ”

“Yeah, I get it. So stop crying. ”

“You said it! ”

“You apologized.”

“Are you done apologizing? ”

“What if it's not over? Shall we continue?”

“I don't want that! ”

“Then don't grab the bag. Now wipe your tears with this. ”

Yooseong took a handkerchief from his inventory and gave it to the goddess.

‘I've been trying to wipe away the tears of the goddess...' ’

The goddess who handed him the handkerchief wiped her tears and untied it to her nose.

“Ah…! ”

I can't believe you let go of my nostrils. Yooseong was embarrassed.

Yooseong tried to tell the goddess to Moore again, and I endured it. It's because I thought if I said anything to the goddess now, I would cry again.

“Well written. ”

“Huh."

The handkerchief the goddess gave me was sticky. Yooseong quickly put the handkerchief into the inventory.

“Are you done? ”

Nod. Nod.

The goddess nods without a word.

“I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I'm gonna apologize, but that doesn't mean you did a good job. You know what I'm saying? ”

“I know.”

“Then don't put your hands on other people's faces from now on. Okay?"

“Got it."

“Yes, you are. ”

Yooseong unconsciously stroked the goddess's head. It was a habit that I had when I was pacifying the children at the nursery.

‘That's fucked.'

Luckily, the goddess didn't seem to care much.

‘Phew... Thank goodness.'

When the goddess calmed down a little, Yooseong asked the goddess.

“By the way, why are you here? ”

“I was so frustrated that you dismantled the monster. You said you could come and help me. ”

The goddess said, Yooseong was obsessed with thinking.

Did I say that? ’

On second thought, I think he said that.

“Then why did you slap him? ”

“I'm angry that a human spewed up in my words. ”

“You annoyed me first. You don't think about that? ”

“I'm sorry.... ”

The goddess quickly admitted her mistake. He admitted his mistake and had nothing to say.

“Then why are you so against me? I'm a goddess.”

“Does it matter now? Why are you only thinking about you? Why are you so selfish? ”

“Oh, no. Just because you were against me.... I'm older than you and God first... ”

“Do I have to be respectful when you talk back to me? Who told you that? Do I have to be respectful if I'm God? The gods always do that. Why don't you know the human heart? Maybe you just want to get along! Why are you so self-centered? ”

“I'm sorry.... ”

“Sorry for what? Talk to me."

“I was wrong... …. ”

“Tell me what you did wrong. ”

“I did everything wrong.... ”

‘I won.'

Someone said that if you continue the conversation with a woman's way of speaking, you can win the conversation. It was true. I always thought I'd know why a couple fights and a girl wins.

“I'll forgive you just this once, so you'll have to do well from now on. ”

“Yes! I'll do better from now on. ”

I didn't do anything wrong, but I was sorry to hear from the goddess that she was going to do well.

‘I feel like I'm being a bad guy. ’

“So you're here to help me? ”

“Yes.”

The goddess replied to the words of the human trash meteor.

“Are you the Winter Wife?" ”

“That's right."

“What's your name? ”

After asking his name, the goddess asked for a moment and opened her mouth.

“Skady.”

“Skady?”

[Skadi is a goddess in a Nordic myth. It is written that she is the daughter of a giant named Tyache in Jotunheim. It is commonly referred to as the Goddess of Winter, but also as the Goddess of Ski, Goddess of Hunt, etc.]

It was Eve who solved the curiosity of Yooseong. Eve briefly explained to him about Skadi.

[It is true that the remaining records in the literature show that the gods believed in ancient Greeks, Romans, Nordics and northern Germanic peoples were very similar to humans. It's amazing.]

“God is different from humans. ”

[The abstract concept of aggravation is hard for me to understand. because there are so many things that mean something. I was just judging by your appearance. Your appearance is very similar to that of humans.]

Eve, who saw Skadi, seemed very excited. Eve asked Skadi a few questions, which were scientific and complex questions such as how a dimensional moving formula works.

Of course, Skadi was embarrassed because he didn't understand Eve's words, and seeing Skadi's harsh expression stopped Eve.

“Eve, don't ask me that. Look at the look on his face. You don't seem to know anything. ”

[Hmm… I see. I think the record of God Almighty is wrong. Interesting. Although God is known to be omnipotent, it actually seems to be quite far from omnipotent. So what is the almighty God that we humans believe in? A god other than Skadi? Or is the Almighty God a fiction created by man far from the real God?]

“I don't know if there is an omnipotent god, but I'm sure that Goddess Skady isn't omnipotent, so think of the rest on your own. ”