A NEET’s Guide to the Parallel World: Healer, the Strongest Cheat?

114 - [Dungeon Edition]: Talking Wand and Adventurer

When I went to the living room, Toa was messing with the TV remote with the pounding.

The screen shows the state of the school, etc.

But there is no such thing as a challenger.

Where did Sufilia bring it from, pouring the wine into a glass and drinking it?

There were even knobs on the table, like wieners and salami and pistachios.

"Master! -"

Then Nem's voice came from the washroom.

"Hmm? What's going on?

I asked a little louder.

But I haven't heard back.

I had no choice but to go to the bathroom where I spoke.

And when I opened the washroom door, there was Nem's clothes that had been stripped off there.

I also see a shadow in the bath. Probably Nem.

"What's going on?

Then Nem opened the bath door.

"Your husband! There's no hot water!

- Then a bare nem showed up there.

A while ago, Nem said he wanted to take a bath, so I showed him here.

And I should have provided a brief explanation......

"... Your husband?

"... Oh! Bad, bad."

Suddenly a naked nem appeared and my eyes accidentally dotted.

I never feel uncomfortable.

"There's no hot water."

"So you turn this over here... see?

Again, I taught him how to serve hot water.

Then the water came out lightly.

There's no reason to know if it's hot water flowing from somewhere.

"It's amazing! It's warm!

Then Nem was sprinkling hot water on his body, as he was relieved.

I've never known it before, except for white cat ears and tails, you're no different than people.

"... will your husband bathe too?

"Hmm? Hey... I'm good. Shut the faucet when you're done, okay?

"I get it!

Nem is fine, that's what I said.

No matter how many young girls, you can't see Nem naked any more.

If it's too late, there's also the risk that Toa and Sufilia will be suspicious.

I went back to the living room after that.

After a while, Nem came back from the bath.

White cat ears and hair are wet.

Then Toa was wiping Nem's head with a towel as she sistered, "I can't help it," she said.

"Dear Nito? Will the dungeon be over?

Then with the wine in one hand, Sufilia asked.

"Well, you are. They don't have anything else to do."

"Really..."

Then Sufilia took a sip of wine.

"What is it, Master? You're leaving already?

Then Ver went into cane condition.

"Oh, nothing. You can come anytime, right?

"Sort of. The dungeon belongs to the master. We can always get in and out of here by transfer."

A dungeon is convenient at all.

I mean, it can be based here, too.

Speaking of which, the first dungeon I visited.

Whose dungeon was that?

Well, from Mr. Khalifa's story, there is no doubt that he is one of those five.

"It's a pretty wand!

Then Nem looked at the black wand and said so.

"Pretty?... this is it?

"Yes it is!

What's so cute about it?

Because it's a talking wand?

No, it's rather disgusting, isn't it?

"Speaking of which, I'll tell you what, Ver?

"Hmm?"

"You're not taking me, are you?

Then the statue on the tip of the wand gave a shocked look.

"Become, why?!

"You know what I mean? Even attacking the dungeon will get my attention. Besides, how much attention will you get if you bring it out to the" talking wand ”that's supposed to be the only one in the fairy tale world... besides fame, it doesn't attract anything extra and dangerous"

"Mmm...... sure"

Then, as Ver was convinced, he returned to the original demon.

He's a dirty old man.

Then the look on Nem's face changes.

"Hey cat girl? That's not dirty, man."

"- That's good enough."

I put in a quick scratch.

"That's all you got, isn't it? I'm telling you, I'm human too, right?

"Hmm?... Oh, you did..."

Vel laughs niggardly for some reason.

"Would you stop niggling at me like that implies something? You're gonna read it in meaningless depth, aren't you?

Then Ver opens the beer with a firm attitude and moisturizes his throat.

"Do you want to go then?

Sufilia stood up to meet me.

"So? How do you get home? I don't even know where the entrance was anymore."

Then Toa, who finished wiping Nem's head, asked.

"Oh, that's not a problem. I'll lead you outside."

"Let's not."

Toa was convinced.

"After all, what was a dungeon? It seemed very different from what I knew."

Sufilia was floating a question mark.

"Well, say it. Ah. It's the master's house."

Then Ver answered pale.

"Well, to sum up what I heard, I guess that's the place."

"Master? Before I go home, I want to show you one thing, okay?

"Hmm? Oh, it's nothing. I'm not in a hurry, and I don't mind."

Then, as soon as I agreed, the scenery changed.

The three of them were checking around to see where this place was.

Then Ver was in cane condition again.

Did you notice Nem?

"What is this place?

Toa asks.

"It's on the roof of the school..."

That's right.

This is my first “dead” place.

And as Ver read my mind, he answered.

"Yes... this is where the master died. But do you know why the Master's status says" Born Again "?

Vel asked.

"It's..."

If you ask me, I don't know.

Rebirth is rebirth.

But my flesh is intact.

I am not reborn.

I've been summoned in the middle of a fall, and there's something suspicious about whether I'm even dead or not.

"Well, that's what the status decided."

"Status determined?

"That's right. The point is, it's just a datagram of the countless numbers in it. I mean, that's the kind of system."

"System? What are you trying to say?

I couldn't keep up with Ver's far-fetched way of saying it.

"The point is, from the numbers immediately after the summons, I misunderstood the master as a reincarnator. Because the truth is, the master is not dead."

"Hey, what do you mean, Nito's dead? You're alive, aren't you?

Then Toa asked.

This, to be honest, is not something I want to talk about much...

Well, but I don't think the three of them have noticed it lightly.

I don't know about Nem.

"I jumped out of here."

Then, as if she knew, Sufilia smiled nicely.

"You said you jumped? ……

"It's suicide. I had a hard time living, and I ran away. Shortly after that, I was summoned to this world. By summoning the brave."

Apparently Toa hadn't noticed.

Well, yeah.

Anyone, not everything.

"The master must have realized then that he was dead. So the numbers fluctuated. But the flesh remains. He's not dead."

"So you're saying you're a reincarnator, staying the same body?

"That's what I'm talking about"

I see... nothing I've ever cared about before, is that what you're saying?

But Ver told me that, and what do you want to do?

"Well, maybe I don't know now, but that's all I need to know. Maybe it'll help."

"That's all” means... I mean? ……

"The point is, mental problems mean there's nothing you can do."

"Mental problems?

"That's right. Surely there is magic that appeals to the spirit. But that's a sham. Originally, there's nothing I can do about it. There are limits to magic. You know what I mean when I say this far?

"... right. Only my spirit didn't change when I increased my level..."

"See? Status stands for his condition. So react to numerical fluctuations. But for example, does the master think he's sick when there are people who prefer things that are not normal?

"Well, that depends on what it is, but... personality, right? That's what you say? Isn't that different from being sick?

"Right? But I don't think so. If the number fluctuates and exceeds a certain number, it will be displayed. I mean, recognize it as an anomaly. And it appears in the numbers, and it affects the person."

I was thinking.

Why would Ver come here and tell me that?

"Well, if you don't know, don't think about it. When the time comes, I'll have to get along well with the system. Besides, the master is among the candidates I know. Didn't you even have to worry about that? Ha-ha-ha!

Speaking for himself, Ver opened his mouth wide and laughed as if he were convinced of something on his own.

"Then I'll put it back in front of the dungeon, okay? You ready to go?

Then Ver asked us.

The four of us got together in one place.

"Goodbye Master, if anything happens again, call me as usual"

"Oh."

"You guys asked for a master, too."

"Yeah, leave it to me"

"Nem protects it!

Sufilia laughed thinly.

"Finally... don't doubt the abyss, okay?

At the end of the day, Ver advised me again.

"... oh. I'm not lost anymore."

Then Ver smiled nicely.

At that moment, my eyes turned bright white.