A NEET’s Guide to the Parallel World: Healer, the Strongest Cheat?

"This is the Church of Magic Instructors."

- White tower stretching out to heaven.

That was the Church of Magic Instructors.

The town of Darmsaldan is mixed up, and the first visitors, for the most part, seem to get lost.

But with Mr. William's guidance, we followed the shortest route.

Mr. William seems familiar with this country.

"Then let's go in."

I hear Mr. William came here once to see how it went.

And we walked in through the front door.

――――

Then the entrance room that appears in front of you.

It was quiet there and there was just one woman at the reception in the front.

The day is plugged in and moderately bright, but the windows are dim with little.

Most of the candles on the wall complemented my vision.

I see some doors, but where the hell does it lead?

"Excuse me, my name is Nito"

"I've been waiting for you, Master Nito"

He knew I was coming because Schneizel had sent him a letter of recommendation in advance.

The woman had only her eyes covered with a funny mask on her black robe.

It's like a mask with the letter V stretched lightly to the side.

It's not what I could say, but it's bizarre taste.

Then the woman compared the letter of recommendation she received from me to the paper she had at hand.

"Sure seems to be Nito's definite. So, Nito, please come this way, please wait here for your people."

Apparently, I'm the only one in the back who can move on.

I had heard beforehand from Schneizel that he had to take the exam, even with the King's letter of recommendation, in order to get the title of archmage mentor.

It's probably just that they make a simple magic assessment, but they say the Magic Instructor Church is completely separate from the country, and they don't even know what the exam is about.

Then I asked him why there was an institution in this country, but it was the same as the Adventurer's Guild, and he said, "Great nations need equipment and the environment."

"Will you wait here for a moment?

Just take the exam lightly.

"I'm here for you!" and smiling nem.

"It'll be over soon anyway, won't it?" Toa.

"Oh, when we're talking about Schneizel, we're talking about not being that big a deal."

"I'll be waiting for you here"

Then at the end of the day, Sufilia said so.

"Mr. William, I'd like three, please."

"Don't worry, it's a simple review. Lord Nito will recognize you immediately."

Mr. William, from his mouthful, was still familiar with the Church of Magic Instructors.

This guy was like this before.

"Mr. Nito, when you're done, be sure to tell us about your exams, etc.?

It's the same Francesca.

I didn't seem interested in the blood of the merciful, but when I become a hero nito, this man's eyes shine.

I said yes appropriately.

"Well, I'm gonna go for a minute"

That's what I told everyone, and as I was guided, I proceeded to the back door to the right.

――――

Through a short, narrow hallway, into the deepest room.

Then there was an expanse of the earth.

"... I see"

I should have been indoors earlier.

So... is this magic?

It's big enough to show magic.

Then there, I realize there are other people.

A long table was available at both ends, where we could see the old men in their respective years.

Will there be 20 of us together?

"Dear Nito, I will now test you whether you deserve the title of Archmage."

Then the receptionist who led me this far started explaining.

You explain...

I knew it would be a partition for the grandfathers sitting there looking great.

"I have received a letter of recommendation from Mr. Schneizel, but perhaps Nito has received some explanation in advance. But I would like to say that this organization, the Church of Magic Instructors, exists separately from the country."

"... I see"

I also asked Schneizel that.

"We are gathered here. Each one of us is a named magician. It's not a great magician, but each one of them was recognized as a 'magician' by the strict judgment of the Church of Magicians."

I wondered one thing there.

Now this man said he was "recognized," but when he was in college, or elsewhere, he was usually described in this world as a magical mentor, whether he was an adventurer or an adventurer.

So, what does it mean?

"Let me answer your question."

Apparently, he guessed from my expression.

"First of all, more than before the inauguration of the Church of Magic Instructors, a thing called Magic Instructors already existed. And what I have just said," Magic Instructor, "is that person recognized by the Magic Instructor Church and obtained the title" Magic Instructor. "I do not mean it as an expression, but rather as people who are recognized by the Church and judged to be qualified for it".

I see, that means these guys are not just “mouth-to-mouth” wizards, but officially recognized wizards in the world?

It seems reasonable and great.

“We are the magicians," he said.

"Well, I see what you mean."

Then the receptionist goes on to explain.

"And to get the title of 'The Great Mage', you will be here, the Mage, and you will need to understand all of them. There are three criteria -- magic, threat, occupation."

"Huh?... What did you just say?

"... there are three criteria for judgment. Magic, threat, and occupation."

"Occupation......?

"Yes, is there a problem?

It's a big problem.

Hard to answer.

I figured it out in the atmosphere, which means what this guy's trying to say is that with the King's letter of recommendation, it's the church that judges.

So it doesn't matter if there's a king in my back.

I mean, I don't.

Well... what's the matter?

I didn't know that coming here would add up to the profession of healer again...

But I'll have to be honest with you.

If you can't, you can't help it.

"You know what? Actually, I'm a healer."

……

Then the receptionist forgot the words.

"Um..."

I haven't heard back.

Then one of the judges spoke to me.

"Be special about your profession and don't ask questions."

Woman? I didn't realize all the old men, but there was a woman in them.

A young woman.

Does this person also mean the so-called 'Magic Instructor'?

"There are many rumors in Nito, and I was aware of the profession beforehand. As a result of the status check, if you are a healer, how about asking no questions, judging only by magic and magic, and the degree of threat based on it? Rumors aren't just rumors, we're the ones who judge, but I'm guessing it's probably not the usual“ healer. "

Then somehow the discussion between the judges began.

From these guys, healers are the weakest, and pride won't allow such a guy to become a Great Mage mentor.

Then it seemed like the discussion was over.

"So, Dear Nito, why don't you show me your status first? We will not record the contents."

"Okay."

Whether you're a healer or not, seeing my status would change this look, too.

Then the receptionist next door...

"Now, Nito, I'm going to magically project Nito's status over there, so let me do a little magic"

The receptionist said so, directing among the judges.

"... ok"

What is projection... is there even such magic, boulders are different worlds.

Then the receptionist touched my shoulder and somehow started chanting with Boso.

Then a magic formation appears in her palm.

I see. Is that why we're so far away?

――――

……

Hmm?......

……

Not yet?

It's been a little while, but how long does it take, the projection and the doings don't start?

"Um? Not yet?

"Hey, wait a minute, will you?

What? I can't see the look on your face with the mask, but the receptionist looked panicked.

"Hey! What are you doing!

Then one of the judges couldn't wait and got angry.

That's right, I want it fast, too.

Then the hasty receptionist's hand stopped.

"I can't......"

"What?"

Suddenly, the receptionist says she can't.

The receptionist then turned to the judge,

"I'm sorry. For some reason, my magic doesn't work..."

At that moment, the judges looked at each other and gave a startled look.

"Doesn't it work?! What do you mean?!

An old man asking in a serious way.

"For some reason, the magic should be activated..."

Confused receptionist about how to describe ahead.

"Um..."

So I suggest.

Leaving it alone, this question is going to continue.

"Wouldn't you like to see it straight away? One by one."

……

……

The judges who then solidify and think.

I don't know if it stinks, but I'm the one with the most trouble.

"You have no choice, she's the only one who can use this magic..."

Apparently projective magic is rare.

But it doesn't make sense if you can't use it.

Then the judges stood up and each peeked at my status in turn.

――――

"Woo! Ko... this is..."

Mostly, it was all this reaction.

Before I entered this room, I solved the cover-up.

In other words, what you see in the status is a level 2009 figure.

I looked it up, but the average level of these guys' Magic Instructors' is roughly around 40.

I can't talk about it.

But in this world, he's still great.

If you work at some school, you'll be told you're a teacher, and you can be a court magician.

"Ho ho!

"Mmm!"

"Whoa!

"What the hell is this? Huh!

"Nooba-ah!

There were different ways to be surprised, but no one was surprised.

Then he goes back to his seat with his head in turn from whoever checked my status.

There were even those with fluttered legs.

Phew... delightful.

It's just delightful.

Isn't this like I'm the elite?

These guys are better than me at the moment.

It would be worldly, and these guys themselves would have thought so until earlier.

But the look on these guys' faces was now passing through confusion and becoming something close to fear.

I'm not afraid, I guess, because there's a schneizel in my back.

Then these guys take me personally for a decent guy.

Then finally, a young woman judge from earlier peeked at my status.

"............ I see, is that right? Indeed, this is… as we talked about."

Then, after whining so pale, the woman returns.

Calming the most.

"This concludes the status check. Then the judges, you can raise your hands. If you disagree, please."

…………

The receptionist asked, but not a single one raised his hand.

"Then we have no problem with magic, so let me move on to the next exam"

But that's where I notice.

Everyone in the judges is sweating and bothering on their foreheads.

"It's not an objection, but how do we judge those with 2009 levels? Honestly, I can't... the dimensions are too different. It's enough to even remember that being here feels like it's out of place"

An old man who looks serious.

Apparently, he's been shocked by my status.

"I agree. To be clear, I don't even have to check the magic. Probably an area I don't understand. No... who here can accurately judge his magic? It would be impeccable in terms of the degree of threat. Sufficient, qualified as a archdeacon."

Each says the same thing.

I need to see the magic...

Then the receptionist comes here and starts partitioning like a moderator.

"Rules are rules!

Then the old men quieted down.

"Whatever exception is more than a rule, the review will take place. Dear Nito, head over there and exercise whatever magic you want. I don't care about anything."

"Favorite magic?

I don't care if they say so...

"Yes, we will check the magnitude of the magic and vet the threat"

What is the 'threat' these guys are talking about from earlier?

I don't feel good.

"... don't get lost."

But I had one magic that I was worried about.

The thing called status is excellent, and I can check magic information to a certain extent in the form of descriptions before using it.

It is the same even after inversion.

And I've inverted the magic "Healing Wave (Heel Aura)."

And then the explanatory statement was too unusual, but the content was that I didn't understand a single sentence.

Mostly it was a "poetic” content, beginning with "dreams are nil”, something that was spoken about various nils.

I'm not sure what my favorite magic is, but I thought for a moment I'd try this...

Even though it is the earth in front of you, this is probably due to magic.

It is an illusion, for example, and this is likely to be in the building.

At first I thought it was a metastasis, but even here I would feel the magic of Toa in the entrance room and it would be different.

For example, you have to think of something just in case.

Besides, worst of all, every country is likely to blow up.

The point is, I'm talking about the magic I used in the future, but I'm wondering if this is it.

Because you can't use this.

If you attribute every judge to nothing, instead of the Great Demon Instructor, you will be made a criminal.

Okay, for now...

"So, can I have a simple magic?

"Yes, whatever it is"

This guy can say that a lot.

I lack imagination.

Don't you know me?

Then properly...... let's do this.

I lay my hands on the earth.

"[Goddess's Blood Tears" Dies Bradley "] -"

At that moment, and as usual, the familiar goddess of blood appeared out of the sky.

"What... is that..."

"Become..."

"That's..."

"What... you know, the giant thing..."

"Hi-no-no!

Then the judges stood up as if they had panicked, falling behind in fear.

Some of them screamed and fled.

A magician... you're a funny creature, unreliable.

"Hey, Nito?!... what the hell is that?! ……

Then the receptionist, who should have been calm, is also in a hurry.

"Didn't you say anything was fine?

Are these guys willing to judge me?

I'm just surprised, it doesn't look like I'm vetting you.

The next moment, the goddess shed a tear of blood.

As usual, tears flow unnaturally from your eyes.

It's like, it's raining out of your eyes.

"Hmm?"

But that's where I noticed.

… there is no "beaker”.

This magic is about the vessels of the magic formation, commonly known as' beakers', locking the subject up, raining blood there, and striking him until the original form is gone.

But there is no magic formation.

And if tears are usual, you should be able to stop by now, but there's no sign of ever stopping.

Tears of blood pour down intransigently, dyeing the earth bright red.

What's this all about?

……

"............... oh well. Because you don't have a target?

Rather, the target is this earth.

I mean, probably, but this tear will not stop until it finds its target and kills it.

Keep shaking, and blood keeps flowing.

The poured blood became a pond, eventually creating a river in front of him.

That's when the river “broke down”.

"Um? Enough? If you're not willing to judge me, I'd just like to get the title and go home as soon as possible?

The receptionist stared at the goddess in the sky and remained stunned and solidified.

The judges keep the same look on their faces and keep falling back so they can escape the flowing blood.

"Pass. Bye! That's enough! Now we're done with the judging. Bye!

That's when one old man shouted.

"Ha...... yes yes"

I will undo the goddess who made me appear in vain.

"I don't know if you're a magician, but what do you think of the goddess?

You won't be punished for saying this much.

"So? I can be the Great Mage, right?

Then the goddess disappears and the receptionist answers as she panicked.

"Also! Of course. Here you go, it'll be a certification."

I don't need a piece of paper like this...

"That means you're signed up, right?

"Yes, I will apply at a later date, but at the judge's discretion, Master Nito will be the archdeacon mentor from now on"

There was blood at my feet.

Gradually the water level, no, the “blood level” rises.

They all flow towards the entrance.

I let erosion ripple around me and draw blood to make it easy to walk.

It's still about under my knees, but it'll get to my hips sooner or later.

"Then I'll let you go home already, okay?

"Go ahead!... come here!

Then the receptionist opened the door, forgetting how calm she had behaved earlier.

At that moment, the river of blood flows out in momentum.

"Sorry?

"No, I'll take care of it here"

And I had a room. with the flow of blood.

I'll handle it, but it's probably not possible.

This is the blood of the abyss.

Every drop of it dwells my will.

It shouldn't disappear unless I turn it off with erosion or something.

All you have to do is wait for evaporation or wait for it to clot.

Especially since this guy didn't even have a magical effect on me.

Probably can't use enough magic to turn this off.

And he proceeded down the hallway, and opened the door about.

Ahead is the entrance room where everyone waits, but as soon as I opened it, what I saw there was a room stained with blood.

... I see, apparently, it spilled out of somewhere first.

A building full of holes, although it had a large exterior.

Then first, I saw Toa in a panic over the blood at my feet.

"Hey Nito! What the hell is this?

Nem is happily jumping on Piong Piong.

I was walking on blood with my feet with Bashabasha.

The clothes are bright red with blood.

"It's my magic. Never mind."

Francesca had ordered Dory to take “blood”.

"" Never mind "?! Normally, you care, don't you?!

Toa was angry with me.

"It's okay, 'cause I'll wash it properly later."

I have the skill 'Cleaning'.

"Lord Nito, did you get the title of Archmage?!

Then I ask from afar, Mr. William.

"Yes, I got it safe!

I answered aloud.

"Toa, let's just go outside"

It's hard to talk here.

And then we head out in a hurry from something close to the entrance.

Or shouldn't I have been out first?

Maybe the window was stained with blood early in the day for the sake of it.

Sufilia didn't care at all and didn't even change her expression.

Toa had always shown disgust with the blood at his feet.

When I left the church, I thought it was bad for boulders, and I erased just the blood that was immersed in the entrance room due to erosion. But the "River of Blood" overflows right after you turn it off.

We need to clean out the back room. But I'm not going to do that. We'll do it ourselves later.

Is this the only place the Magic Teacher Church is?

Probably won't be going anymore.

I don't need it anymore and I don't want to go to the nest of prestigious people with just such titles.

"Ha... that was a crappy place..."

And finally, I left the church behind, too.