About my hopeless brother and sister

Are you going to knock me out again and restart it if it doesn't work?

Young lady you have a scary mind.

"No don't shake...I really don't know who you are..."

Go ahead and pretend.

Lin Yiran let go and looked at me with a startled look in her eyes, she took two steps back and looked at me like I was an alien and said in a shaky voice, "Really... yes... really... you... honey... no... I'm your wife..."

Lin Yiran has not yet finished the chairman fiercely leaned in front of me, crying and hugged me tightly, howling in my ear: "Dear you can not be like this, do you forget? Have you forgotten all the things we did together? Dear I'm your wife, you forget that I still have your flesh and blood in my belly, did you forget that we were discussing what to call the baby yesterday?"

"I yuck who and you couple you a dead pervert away from me when I have children and you have children we talked last night is not at all what there is so happy OK! Now you get the hell out of here and don't move my head you dead pervert who wants to marry his brother you are simply an ethics destroying machine ah, I feel like just because of your book's young rating is going to become double digits!"

You want to turn what was supposed to be a positive teenage romance comedy into an ethical drama?

The president was kicked away by my fierce kick in the abdomen, Lin Yiran dumbfounded and looked at the president and me rolling on the ground moaning, sighed and said, "Qin Wen can't stop joking with such a serious and serious expression? Really, it's really scary that you're usually so serious and suddenly joking around."

"Sorry..."

I'm sorry. It was just a whim. It wasn't meant to be.

Wait! No, were you just going to say you're my wife's too! Can't you guys be more serious? What if I do lose my memory? What to do? Am I really going to think you're my wife and muddle through my whole life? I go you guys can't be like this ah, my life hasn't fully started yet don't put an end to me because of such an accident ah.

Lin Yiran sat down on the edge of the bed, touched his chest, breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Qin Feng you're fine, good, see you're still so lively, I know you're not anything. Really, you don't even look under your feet when you walk, Li Siqi's side is probably still receiving criticism at the door, I'll go and call them in."

"Wait... wait..."

The would-be president reached out and prodded the edge of this bed with his other hand still dead over his abdomen looking like it hurt like I had actually kicked the non-existent three-month-old. The president looked at Lin Yiran and said, "Don't...don't tell them their brother is okay, let them play...come in one at a time and I'll see if they're okay."

"Sister you have a terrible soul."

Lin Yiran looked at the chairman helplessly, as if he was looking at a child rolling on the floor and crying. Although many people have told me not to hit the chairman all the time, but I'm really sorry I just can't help it, you won't mind if I slap her again now. Then I'll hit it....

"But it's okay, there's nothing to it anyway, that's it."

Hey hey hey Lin Yiran how did you accept it so easily, hey hey hey I really just made a little joke just not going to continue ah, why do you guys want to not be like this ah, let Qin Lan know I'm afraid that she really cut me ah!

Lin Yiran completely ignored the look in my eyes, jumped slightly, went to the door, pulled it open and walked out. The president seemed to slow down, moved his chair to the side, and said, "I won't bother you flirting with any girls, feel free."

"Are you out of your mind? I'm just kidding."

"But it's totally unfair to just lie to me and Lin Yiran about this, and I want you to lie to someone else too."

"Is there complete fairness in this world? And is it fair that I lied to someone about this? Your brain just got hit."

Fairness was for the parties involved, Qin Lan and the others weren't even considered parties ah, how can you say fair? Besides, shouldn't this be a matter of quitting while you're ahead? This is going to get bigger and bigger.

"That said."

The president cocked her leg and sat to the side, fully in the dark, and she looked at me with an ambitious, bad smile on her face and said, "Brother, don't you want to see how these girls will react when they find out you've lost your memory? You can't really lose your memory anyway, so just have fun for once."

"Didn't you tell me the story about the wolf? I wouldn't dare make any promises, what if I do lose my memory tomorrow?"

"Then you and I will actually create a three-month-old baby..."

Whoever it is, hand me my kitchen knife. I'll make this man completely incapable of raising a child! I made a baby with you. Are you out of your mind? Even if I lose my memory I won't lose my IQ. Can't I count? Can't I figure out the month is wrong? Do you think I'm stupid? No, let's put the baby thing on hold, I can't ignore this mockery of my intelligence, and then we'll talk about the baby thing, you're just harassing me! I'm calling the police!

"To say the least, who should be the first person to come in?"

The president noticed my side with a black vibe and quickly changed the subject. Well this interruption is okay, if you keep talking about kids I'll make it so you can't have kids for the rest of your life.

"Who knows, I'm not even going to play it that way."

"You sure you don't want to see it? It's a great opportunity to see the girls' hearts. Besides, you have nothing to lose."

"Lying nonsense is going to drastically decrease your standing in the hearts of girls, I remember you telling me that when I was in my second year of school."

"Well, it's a good lie, a good lie, it's not the same, it's not the same... Besides, the only one who can get angry is a girl like Song Yixin, right?"

"Song Yixin isn't enough! Who else do you want to add to the list, I'm only a few friends and I'd be sad to lose one!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll help you set things right, you have to trust your sister, these girls are just little sisters in my eyes. You have to trust the big sister who has seen it all!"

The president patted her chest proudly, and I was a little afraid that her buttons would come apart, if they did....

I knew there was nothing good in the X-Booms, and I had to get busy sewing buttons.

"A knowledgeable big sister wouldn't be that bored."

"Maybe she really is that boring."

The chairman blinked, the voices outside were noisy, maybe they didn't believe it after Lin Yiran said it but Lin Yiran forced them to believe it again. I guess Lin Yiran and the chairman's acting skills are fine. Although I really don't want to play, it's a bit of a tiger ride now.

What is the look on everyone's face outside at this time? I feel a little sorry for Lizzy, but will Lizzy feel particularly guilty if she makes a scene like this? Will the first one in be the apologetic Lizzy? But there's no point in apologizing to someone who's lost his memory. Maybe he's completely forgotten how he lost his memory, and there's no point in you apologizing to someone who doesn't know why.

Or, in fact, I've already thought that the first person to come in should be Qin Lan. Qin Lan should be thrilled to hear that I've lost my memory, and it's possible that she'll just push the door in. Or maybe Lin Yiran is trying to persuade them to come in one by one to avoid being exposed.

Forget about it, let's do whatever we want, and leave the wiping of asses to the chairman.

To put it into perspective....

I'd really like to see....

Chapter 136 About My Awkward Joke (II)

What is the story of the wolf that is trying to say?

I think the perception may be different for different ages on this one. When I was young, my sister told me this story, but she rarely told me stories at that time. But maybe it's because of the rarity that I remember the story of the wolf so well.

That's why I'm so scrupulous about the lying thing, I guess.

In fact, if you want to talk about it, is the story of the wolf coming to the door simply to tell people not to lie? If I think about it seriously now, then I don't think the little boy should actually be punished for lying about it, he should be punished because he cheated on someone's feelings.

Or, he wasted someone else's care. Others were in pain and stress because of his lie, and when others in pain rushed up to help, they just found out it was a bad joke. How much of a mental shock did this have on others? The joke was bad enough to hurt someone's feelings, and because of that, the little boy ended up being punished.

It's a big mistake to make someone worry for nothing. It may feel like just a joke to the liar himself, but to the person who is anxious about it, it's a complete insult. Feelings are also a resource, as is concern, and this behavior is a complete waste of that resource. What you're wasting is other people's worry, what you're belittling is the fact that you don't care about other people's relationship with you, and when you do need help, they don't care what happens to you.

Emotion is also a transaction, a transaction of equal value exchange. There is no definite currency to this transaction, but it is an absolutely fair one.

It is an ironclad rule to never squander someone's concern for you. Friends are a precious resource, don't waste them, and when you really need them, you'll thank the people who cherish them in your day-to-day life.

Well, having said all that, the words to sum it up are that it's okay to lie. However, if your lie has caused a loss to someone else, then it is something that needs to be punished. This loss is not necessarily material, but a large part of it is mental as well.

Unfortunately, I've always just remembered not to lie, a truth that I now understand.

"I don't believe, I absolutely don't believe that this guy can play this stunt for me! How is it possible to lose your memory? Do you think we're living in a trash idol?"

Qin Lan's irritable voice accompanied by a furious pushing motion came in from outside, and with intense anger on her face, she strode towards me like a lion towards a wounded zebra. I instinctively wanted to run away, but there was nowhere for me to run.