Absolute on the Mound

1.

As always, when Monday starts after Sunday, Korean people get sick.

My head hurts, my shoulders are heavy, I'm tired, I'm depressed, I'm neurologically altered.

It was the same today.

On Monday, July 10, everyone came to work with signs of monthly illness.

Among them, the symptoms were severe.

‘I'm so tired. I should have just looked it over and turned it off. ’

‘Phew, I was so focused on yesterday's game. ’

How many drinks did you have last night? I drank it all the way through the game. ’

Angels vs. Titans' match in Busan slaughterhouse last night, witnesses of the game that would be legendary in the mouths of people after just a few years.

‘This is the first time I've seen a match since the Korean series. ’

‘But it was great. ’

‘Eeeehaw, what a monster. ’

The sequelae they felt was enormous.

I had to grow up.

It was a game that went to 12 innings.

The game was long enough to last more than four hours and there was no rest between the innings.

It was impossible to do something while you were away for a while without knowing what was going to happen while you were doing something else.

Of course, the main reason for the sequelae was not only the end of the game.

‘I wish I had better results.' ’

"That's no way to compete in a draw. I should have seen it done. ’

‘I never thought the draw would be so annoying. ’

Draw.

There were no winners or losers in the long battle.

Of course, no one cheered, and no one vomited the wrath of defeat along with the anger of tears.

That made the witnesses of the match even more tired.

Even now, a day later, there are people who talk about the game.

Shouldn't Angels win, though? You took on five Titan pitchers by yourself, right?

What are you talking about? If I give it to you, I'll lose the battle!

The debate about how to hide the winners and losers of yesterday's match is still over.

And it couldn't be over.

There's no way you can win or lose a match without a winner or a loser.

Of course. Titans got the better of him, in a cold way. One game, 19 deserts, one of the most deserts in history.

Fans of the water fountain team who scored less than one point during the next round of 12 innings!

Whoever sees it wins!

I can't hear a fan of the water fountain with less than one point.

Because of that, those who saw the match were arguing in a sea of controversy after the game, putting blood on their fingers.

Furthermore, the debate was not over there.

[12 inning pitch for Jin, are you okay?]

[Twelve backboards for what?]

[Jin Yong is dangerous!]

[Can the Ace of the new Republic of Korea be so severe?]

[The Future of Everyone Known through Past Stories!]

The media started beating Angels' coaching staff and bone-setter directors on the 12 inning pitches of the pitcher, which no one could see.

As Angels, it was a struggle to cope in any way.

[Bong Joon-sik supervisor, the outcome of the match is all my responsibility. The player did his best.]

If you can't even win at the expense of the player, the director is entirely responsible for it.

Of course, many baseball fans cling to each other and insisted on each other's stories, making new arguments.

I'm going to die, Angels!

I can hear the cracking of his shoulders up here, guys!

A commotion that will never end.

The day the all-star war was held on July 15, that kind of commotion calmed down.

2.

All Star War.

It was a monumental day for fans and athletes in many ways.

Fans were able to watch their own elected, recognised star players, and for the latter half of the week they were able to relax for a week.

Of course, the players who entered the all-star war were different.

They did not rest like the rest of the players. Even before the event, it takes time to prepare, move and play for the game.

However, none of the players who participated in the All-Star War complained because they rested less.

Glory!

And pride!

No one wanted to refuse them because they couldn't just take another day off to enjoy things they couldn't even afford.

Even though I was desperate to refuse, there was no one who really refused.

If you don't want to be on the stage for the fans' festival, you don't deserve to be a professional.

That's why athletes who participated in the All-Star War were prepared to do everything for fan service.

‘Even if it's annoying, I need to work hard today. ’

‘It's annoying, but if you don't do it here, you'll be penalized as a gangster. ’

Even the player who ran away from his fans, ignored him, and even told his fans to go away because he was too reluctant to sign, was prepared to sign as hard as today.

"Huh?

Huh?

But the moment the signing ceremony started, the moment the fans came into the ground to get their signatures, the moment the fans stood so perfectly in line without guidance from their guide, they were shattered.

It was because of the line.

“I've never seen anything like it. ”

“They're all standing in front of IHOU. ”

“The other athletes are all starred for that, or they'll suffer with self-pity. ”

Most of the fans were making long lines in front of him to get Jin's signature.

Of course it was natural.

Mr. Zero has a zero defense rate while throwing a ball for over 100 innings!

A pitcher who achieved both Nohitnorun and Perfect Games at the same time!

The most deserted player in the game, including the most deserted of all time in the regular innings and the most deserted of all time!

12 Inning Fight Legend!

The cause of death was worth it.

“But is it hard to get binary signatures? ”

“Hard to get, but none of the Angels are easier to sign than binary. ”

However, it did not mean that Lee Jin-yong was a miserly athlete.

No, but Lee Jin-yong was more than the others.

As soon as I searched the Internet for binary dragons and signatures, I could see how many words I needed.

Lee Jin-yong said her right arm is hurting, she signed it with her left arm, Lee Jin-yong said there are too many people, she signs 2 at the same time with both hands, near the Jamsil Ball Stadium, hoo-hoo! When I shouted, Lee Jin-yong came rushing to sign and disappeared.

Just because you sign one more autograph for a fan who's already signed, what more explanation do you need?

“The problem is that it's not easy for other team fans to receive. Look, there aren't a lot of people in line who wear Angels uniforms, right? ”

But that's the story of Angels fans everywhere.

As other team fans, Jin Yong was a harder player to sign than any other player.

“Yeah? What's wrong with him? Does Lee Jin-yong cover the fan? ”

It wasn't because I didn't do it.

“That's not it. Think about it. Other team fans get signed by Lee Jin-yong, it's a match that Lee Jin-yong is playing against his team. Would you? ”

“Are you crazy? I wouldn't be relieved if I cursed on Lee Jin-yong's way out. ”

“Yes, that's why I'm not answering. I'm pissed.”

After hearing the howl from Lee Jin-yong twenty-seven times, if his love for his team was weak enough to go to Lee Jin-yong and ask him to sign, he wouldn't have come to the baseball field to get his autograph in the first place.

But the all-star fight was different.

A day when even fans in devils uniform smile and get signed by Jin Yong.

Of course, if it had been this far, the mood of the other athletes attending today would have stopped at a moderate level.

That's what I would do.

The problem is for binary purposes.

“Hooray for me, hooray! ”

“Hee-hoo, hee-hoo! ”

The fans who lined up to get Lee Jin-yong's autograph were so naturally asking for favors.

“Hooray!”

Some of the dogs shouted their hoes, and the hoes that began like howling wolves spread everywhere, and the faces of the players who would sign for few fans whenever they heard the howling sound became stiff.

‘Aigoo, really. ’

‘Damn it. ’

Fuck! Fuck! ’

Of course, Lee Jin-yong's expression was hard.

‘Oh, my God. ’

Even with a plank on his face, he couldn't even shout "Howl" in this situation.

‘This is driving me crazy. ’

Even for Jin Yong, there was already a speaker that troubled him.

Hoooo! Hoooo! Haha! Hahaha!

‘Oh, this is going to drive me crazy. ’

A speaker named Jinho Kim.

Kim Jin-ho, who was able to tease Jin Yong for a while, naturally did not let this go.

I'm gonna fuck the horny one!

I teased Jin Yong without rest.

‘Aigoo, really. ’

Of course, this was only a minor hazing.

Even after a day or so of unpleasantness, the unpleasantness is memorable.

Jin-yong, don't you think you'll get bench-clearing if you take it out of this atmosphere?

The real accident hasn't happened yet.

3.

All-Star Games on the pro sports stage.

Because of this, the players who participated in the All-Star War are working hard, but not hard enough to burn everything.

There is no way that a 140-security player can grip it to throw a 140-pound ball, or that a multi-million-dollar player can take injuries and fly to second base in any way to survive.

Instead, athletes prepare some fun things for the game.

“Are you going to use your wig? ”

“Yeah. Huh? You got a wig, too? ”

“I prepared it because I thought I'd like to see you do it last year. ”

“Hey! That makes two of us! ”

You know, wigs are the basics.

“So throw a ball from there to your body. Then I'll run straight to the mount. You stay off the mount. ”

“Yes.”

“And as soon as I get up on the mount, it's a horse dance with me. ”

“Yes, I understand. ”

Some athletes were planning and preparing for fun performance.

Of course, that was one of the most prepared performances by athletes participating in the all-star season 2017.

“Are you going to howl too? ”

Lee Jin-yong, imitating his Hou syndrome.

“Well, I have my pride, but I can't do the same. ”

“Really?"

“So I prepared myself as an owl. ”

“Ooh?”

“Yes, what about you? ”

“I'm wow. ”

The pitchers, in particular, aim to crush the vocal chords instead of their shoulders on the mount today.

“Let's just keep things simple. I'm sure you do, too. You can get permission here, right? Huh?”

In that situation, of course, everyone was curious.

“But where did Jin Yong go? I think he was here a while ago. ”

“I think you just left the bathroom. ”

“Yes? What else did you prepare for Jin Yong? I don't think we're gonna get away with this. ”

I don't know what kind of maniac he was in the official game, not the all-star game, but now he's ready for the all-star fight to be forgiven, even if he does whatever he wants.

“I'm sure you've got something big in mind. ”

“The station staff kids were trembling. This is a broadcast from the air. If there's a broadcast accident, it's over. ”

“Is there gonna be an accident? ”

“I don't know. But I'm guessing you've prepared something to shock the broadcast. ”

“Huh?"

Then someone found something in front of binary dragon's locker, of broken uniforms and equipment.

Someone who found it said.

“Was Lee Jin-yong wearing a black glove? ”

“Isn't it usually brown? ”

“It's brown. ”

“Then who is this black guy? ”

Black gloves that Lee Jin-yong has never used before.

Then someone else found it.

“This glove is left-handed. ”

“Left-handed?”

“Lee Jin-yong uses left-handed? ”

The glove is nothing but a legroom glove.

Some athletes said that.

“Did you prepare the performance of throwing the ball from the mount with your left hand? ”

“Oh, no way. You think that's all you're prepared for? If you throw it with your left hand, you can't be satisfied with such performance like Jin Yong. ”

Lee Jin-yong seems to have prepared a performance using her left hand.

“So you're really going to throw it with your left hand? ”

“There's nothing you can't throw, right? ”

“No. Even in all-star warfare, you have to be at some level. Even in performance, you get 70 to 80 kilometers of Arirang Ball.“ ”

“I don't know what's going on in his head. ”

“I think you've all gone too far, maybe you've just got a performance that looks like you're about to throw a left hand. If Lee Jin Yong is not a psychopath and he really only throws the ball with his left hand, then he should report it to a mental hospital. ”

It was then.

“30 minutes to the start of the game. Finish your preparations and let your staff know if you need anything! ”

One official informed the players of the start of the game, and one by one the players began to leave the locker room.

So, when the locker room was now quiet without one player, Lee Jin-yong appeared.

What a guy.

With Jin Ho Kim.

I've never seen a human who gives birth to a snake through a hole in his life before.

“If anyone's listening, you're making a mistake. Can't you just say you've had a good time?" ”

No, I think it was a real snake. A giant snake like a snake. Now it's clear, you're not human.

“Now you're really treating people like monsters with poop. ”

Lee Jin-yong who appeared like that wore a uniform and a hat in his locker room with the horse.

And finally, the black glove.

Kim Jin-ho said again.

I knew you weren't human, no matter how much I thought about it.

However, this time, Lee Jin-yong smiled instead of frowning.

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