Ace of the Dragon Division

Xu Cheng reached over and shook hands with his two new square-group brothers. He also introduced himself: "My name is Xu Cheng. ”

Fang 8 stopped: “Eh, the real name doesn't make sense. For us dragon blades, the names are all piles of vests or call them nicknames. ”

Xu Cheng said embarrassingly: “I don't have a nickname. ”

North Mountain: “Why not? Didn't I get you one last time? ”

“Ah?” Xu Cheng glanced at him.

Kitayama: “Penis! ”

Pfft!

Xu felt a shot in the chest.

“When you hear this nickname, you can't do it. Forget it. That's it. You'll call it dick later!” Fong J. Hey, smile.

Fang 8 clapped well: “This nickname is very overwhelming when you hear it. Don't tell me that in our dragon resistance, no one has dared to call himself a dick! It's a symbol of strength. How wonderful! ”

North Mountain nodded: “Brother, I also have a good heart. ”

"I want to die! ”

Then he asked the North Mountain curiously: "Brother North Mountain, what are you three doing here? ”

Fang 8 said: "Brother Beishan said you were in danger, so you came here. Now it looks like you are very well. ”

Fang J: “Penis, I have a serious question for you, you have to answer me very seriously. ”

Xu Cheng nodded: “Ask. ”

Fang J: “The girl you were holding was your daughter-in-law? ”

Xu Cheng wants to cry, I don't want to bring such bullying, do I have to wear a ‘Lin Chuxue is my daughter-in-law' plaque around my neck in order to believe that my wife is the one who leans into the city?

North Mountain: “I've asked him that question, and I can answer you, that pretty, disgusting sister is his daughter-in-law. ”

Fang 8 and Fang J muttered in disbelief: “Brother, are you mistaken? ”

North Mountain committed a white-eyed attack on Xu Cheng: “Explain yourself to them. ”

Seo Cheng looked at the two brothers who didn't believe at all and said: “No matter how beautiful the woman is, if you go after her, you will be able to catch her. The key is to focus on your heart, not your JJ! ”

Fang J obliquely said: “Who do you call a dick (JJ) to tell us to chase girls with care? Don't make me laugh, okay? ”

Xu Cheng: “I don't fucking make sense to you. ”

Fang 8: “Then how? Your brother will get wet as soon as I take off these glasses. I want to be careful too. ”

Xu Cheng looked at him: “Take off your glasses? ”

Fang 8 took off his glasses and looked at Xu Cheng with adoration.

Xu Cheng threw his head away after looking at it and sighed as if he ate poop today: “Janima is filthy! You should go to Korea some other day to improve the basics. You look like a pig. There's nothing your sister likes about you anymore. ”

Fang J: “Don't say that, you call him Animal Brother. In fact, he is not easy. At least his boss still wants to dive him. ”

Square 8: "...”

Xu Cheng: “This is a good thing, at least not a bad thing. Call Brother Beast. You should try somewhere first. ”

Fang 8: “Your sister! ”

Fang J: “By the way, how did you catch your daughter-in-law? Teach me two tricks? ”

Xu Cheng: “It's very simple, chasing after a dead face, what is a woman? A flower. Where's the man? This flower needs to moisturize and grow. So think of yourself as a qualified cow shit to chase people for her good ideals and great goals. ”

Fang 8 nodded and said, "How do you make a qualified cow dung? ”

Xu Cheng: “Good question. As a qualified cow shit, you got flowers stuck in you, right? Then think about it. This flower absorbs your nourishment and is your own. Anyone who dares to come near it will be killed without mercy! ”

Fang J: “Like what? ”

Xu Cheng: “For example, in the last semester, someone sent her a love letter harassing her. After school, she beat him up! Whether this man is him or them! Let them know where this flower belongs! If they don't know, keep hitting them until they know, even if the head bleeds. For example, last night's banquet, pointing to those aristocratic celebrities spraying them as retards and garbage, you have to practice the essence of five sprays a second. You can't spray it. Forget about 3721, beat them, and care about his prince's wealth. As a qualified cow shit, you have to be prepared to defend that flower against the whole world. For example, first cut the watermelon knife all the way from Platinum Palace to the gates of the palace, and the inviolability of the creature will be created. ”

Square 8: "...”

Fang J: “......”

Half a day later, they jumped together and said, "You're a fucking lunatic, you're such a loser for your sister, Guanyin will be corrupt. ”

Xu Cheng suddenly lit herself a cigarette, took a sigh, sighed: “Well, I don't want to hide it from you. I'm really tired of chasing girls. After I boxed the first villain who harassed my wife in junior high school, I knew that the road ahead would be difficult to go. I also knew that this would be a no-go road, but I can't get my boxing out anymore. It's not like you beat someone up and said sorry. The police will forgive you, right? With my wife getting prettier and prettier all these years, my hand couldn't stop. ”

After that, he left first.

"Where are you going?" asked Kitayama. ”

Xu Cheng: “I'm a hitting addict, do you want to come with me? ”

Fang 8: “Where to? Normally I'm too lazy to fight. ”

Xu Cheng threw a cigarette butt: “Platinum Palace. ”

The three brothers' eyes jumped: “What? ”

Xu Cheng underwrote: “Cutting people. ”

Three brothers beat the spirits.

“Brother, would your enemy level be a bit larger? If you don't say anything, will the oss be a little confused? ”

Xu Cheng nodded: “Actually, I kind of tested the shallow side of the banquet at that time. I feel like I can fight a war, so this resurrection is in the best condition. It's still dark wind in the morning and night. I can't miss the opportunity. Okay, I'll go first, Brother Beishan, if you're free to do nothing, please go to Linjia Estate to squat for me. I'm afraid of thieves. ”

And then he left.

What did Fang 8 and Fang J say: “Is Nima really going? ”

North Mountain looked at Xu Cheng's farther and farther back and sighed: “This kid is crazy to talk and move even more. Last time I went to the black market, he gave me a fucking orgasm. The Sonora family in the black market in Mexico was gone. He was held hostage by this bastard in front of the other five big families and shot him in the head. This kid was unjustly in debt. He was very shady and ambushed with Sonora on the black market. He broke into his house and killed the whole family! Eh, I fucking regret running off behind his ass, the old man's disrespect worries me enough, this guy I fucked up my balls! ”

Fang J: “I have never seen the queen face once in my fucking life. The daily tasks have only reached the level of mercenary. This bastard has run away to his boss's house to play weird upgrade. It turns out the world of penises doesn't understand. ”

Fang 8: “Look at the after-effects of chasing a girl, I still won't quit my job and my boss dived me. ”