After the full level of all professions

After full level of all classes Chapter 167

"You have to make money when you die!"

Robb pointed his middle finger to them: "My Fuck! See what you have become? You don't even need your life to make money. It won't work if this continues. When I come back, I will start to grasp your moral education. Up."

The townspeople were surprised: "What is ideological and moral education?"

Robb did not want to talk to the townspeople, and silently prepared to throw a whole set of core socialist values ​​at them.

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The carriage left Westwind and began to drive north.

To the north of Westwind Town, there is a long official road that extends northward along the foot of the Black Pine Mountains, all the way to the original stone canyon. The horse convoy is now driving on this road.

Sofa immediately noticed something very strange. Robb's carriage didn't seem to be bumpy, or in other words, it didn't feel so unacceptable when bumped. The car seemed very flexible. When it comes to bumps, its elasticity will make the passengers in it less uncomfortable.

She couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with this car? Is there any magic added?"

"No!" Robb smiled: "Let me tell you that magic is actually activated by the magic power of a mage, so in the end it is human. If you think of using magic to solve everything, it will be nothing. The thought of using manpower to solve the problem is all inferior!"

He continued to conclude: "The real progress is to make all facilities as free as possible from manpower and automatic operation. For example, the shock absorption system of this car relies on the elasticity of rubber to absorb the shock, but this is still far Not enough, it seems that I have to add some more springs to it, so that the carriage has a certain level of shock absorption, and the degree of shock is still too high."

Sofa: "..."

This touched Sofa's intellectual blind spot, and she had to shut up.

In the carriage behind, the head of Baron Nolen stretched out and said loudly: "Godfather, I think your car is unusually stable. Could it be caused by this strange black thing on the wheels?"

Robb laughed: "Yes! But the chemical industry has not been developed yet, so this thing is not productive, so don't think about it."

"Chemicals? I don't understand at all!" Nolan said: "It's a pity."

His head retracted into the car.

Robb turned his attention to Sofa and said with a smile: "It's thirty miles away, I won't be there for a while, don't stay in the corner in a daze, come, eat some snacks, and you will feel better."

"Can't eat."

"Oh, then I'll enjoy it alone." Robb grabbed a handful of potato chips and ate it sizzlingly.Seeing him traveling like mountains and rivers, Sofa was even more panicked: Can the Eastern Army beat Robert?So worried, so worried.

After a long time, more than twenty miles passed.

The coachman in front said loudly: "Godfather, the enemy scouts were found in front of us, peeking at our convoy."

"Oh? Did a scout show up?" Robb poked his head out of the car window and looked forward. Sure enough, there was a camel in the distance in front of him, riding a desert warrior with a machete and throwing axe on his back. Looking at the Robb team from a distance, I am a little confused about what this team does.

From the point of view of the scout, it is impossible for a few carriages to attack the 10,000 troops on the side. He thought this caravan was a strange caravan or a team to negotiate something, so he even fought back. Ben, I don't have the idea of ​​rushing to report the letter, but I plan to see what this team is doing first.

Robb pointed at the scout and said with a smile: "Sofa, are your desert kingdom scouts so stupid? A powerful enemy is coming, and he is standing still. He doesn't know to go back and call the police. If I am now If you want to catch him, he will definitely not be able to run away. As a result, I rushed in front of your army. The army didn't know it, and there was no time to beware."

Sofa couldn't laugh or cry: "He knows a ghost! It is impossible for a scout with a normal IQ to call the police to the 10,000 army after seeing a few carriages."

"Forget it, I have to remind him, lest you say afterwards that I play a raid and do not abide by the rules of the world." Robb opened his throat and yelled at the scout: "Scout, the big thing is not good, I The army of the East Road is coming to attack you, run away!"

He used the bard's skill "Sound of Nature", and his voice spread from afar.

The scout was at least five or six hundred yards away from the convoy, but he could clearly hear what Robb said.He couldn't help but looked at Robb with a dumbfounded look, and thought: Is it possible that the other side is sick?

Robb continued yelling: "I'm super fierce! Beating people is super painful! If your army doesn't run away, it will be too late to speak. Run away, quickly, it's almost too late."

The scout raised his middle finger at Robb: "I'm Fake! Insane."

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With Robb's shout, the nobles in the carriage behind couldn't help crying or laughing. I really didn't know how to complain.Our Godfather is good at everything, just a little like spoofing, and changing ourselves to be an enemy scout will not give you face.

Baron Nolan said: "Godfather, is it going to be a battle book, right? I'll help you!"

He stretched out his wand from the window of the carriage, facing the scout from a distance, with a moment of utterance in his mouth, the spell was completed, two wind blades shot out from the tip of his wand, across the distant space, Fly to that scout.

However, the scout is not a second force. The battle-tested scouts know how to control the distance between themselves and the enemy. The location of this scout is within a distance that no bow, arrow or magic can attack. Baron Noren’s wind blade flies to half. The distance was weakly dissipated in the air.

The wind blade didn't hit him, but the scout realized that this group of people was not good for him. He strangled the camel, turned and ran.

Robb laughed and said, "That's right, go back and inform your army that Robert from Westwind is here, so please run away."

The scout now understands that the person who came is actually the lord of Westwind Town, damn it, shouldn't this guy hide in Westwind Town and tremble now, hoping that the 10,000 troops on his side will not attack him?He actually voluntarily ran here to die?He also said that he would attack our army.I will go back and inform the commander now, and then crush you to pieces.

The scout hurried to the camp, and after a while, he returned to the camp.

Ten thousand troops were stationed by a small river at this time. A wooden wall encircled the entire camp. Several patrols were spinning around the camp, but the main force was basically resting.

As the scout ran, he shouted: "Report! Lord Robert of Westwind, brought dozens of people to meet our army."

After this report, the soldiers of the Desert Kingdom in the camp laughed with a "puff".

"Brought dozens of people to meet our army?"

"Have you made a mistake? Is your head pinched by the door panel?"

"Can't he bring more people?"

"In case the scout made a mistake, he might want to say that he had brought thousands of people, but he accidentally said that he had brought dozens of people by mistake."

"Hahaha!"

The soldiers of the Desert Kingdom laughed up and down.

The scout himself actually wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh, he had to hold back, military sentiment is not a child's play, even if it is ridiculous, it must be passed back without any error, otherwise he will fall to the ground.

He rushed all the way to the camp, got off the camel, and ran into the camp.

I saw the four leaders of the East Route Army, the commander-in-chief, the lieutenant, the great shaman, and the great witch doctor, sitting in the camp discussing matters.

The scout knelt in front of the commander-in-chief on one knee: "Reporter, Robert of Westwind, with a few carriages, but a team of a hundred people, came to meet our army. And he arrogantly told us to run away, what else? It’s too late to run slowly."

Four Big Brothers: "..."

It was so outrageous that the four big brothers would not want to speak for a while, and after a while, the deputy general said in a weird manner: "This person is crazy enough to dare to meet our army only with dozens of people, he How far is it from us now?"

The scout said: "I've already returned, how can I know how far they are from us? It can only be calculated by doing math problems! I was scouting five miles away from the camp and found that Robert's team was 0.5 miles away from me. , I ran back immediately after spotting the enemy. My camels were 2.2 times the speed of their convoy. Now the question is, how far are they from the camp when I have arrived here?"

Everyone: "..."

As soon as this problem came up, the deputy was forced on the spot.

The big shaman and the big witch doctor beside him were also lost in thought, and started to count with their fingers. In a blink of an eye, both of them had insufficient fingers and began to use their toes.

The commander kicked the scout upright with a kick: "Mom mentally retarded."