Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!

I waited for a while for the two robots to disappear. The robot that was sitting on the ground came back.

"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."

He was guided to a hidden area behind the cave. I was surprised when I suddenly turned from a natural cave into a decent building.

"Where are we?

"Konoseka Nihanai Hozon Shokuno, Seisan Cissetzudez"

The robot that sat down brought me a lot of things. Rosalind's expression made me happy.

"Hot water! Hot water or I'll boil it!! Makoto!! Immediately summon your clan!! I'll call Dan!!

"Oops!!

Oh, my God! The robot has brought something terrible!

"Nyah!? What's wrong with both of you? I'm scared of my eyes!

"Dirk... this is an emergency... yes, junk food Scrambled!!

Junk Food Scramble...... I know very well. Yes, this was junk food heaven!! Cup noodles, potatoes, potchies, oleoleole, carbonated juice... high calories, but a lineup I want to eat occasionally! I immediately summoned my friends.

Naturally, everyone assembled immediately.

"High calorie stains!! I'm tired of salt potatoes! Consomme is awesome!! Salt Grilled Nourishment Happy Toon!!

Rinna-chan eats snacks. I know. I don't know how to make salted potatoes, but I don't know how to make consomme!

"Mayoboom!!

Yu princess sprinkles mayonnaise on cup yakisoba. I thought it was too much... but Princess Yu turned out to be a serious mayor. In other worlds, they were hungry for mayo because of conservation relationships and various circumstances. I got it. Call as many times as you like. But don't put it in miso soup. I forgive the sashimi.

"Is this standard soy sauce? No, no, the pig bones are hard to throw away! Akan! I want to eat it all!!

Those who are worried about the taste of cup noodles. I don't even know how I feel. When I shared it with everyone and suggested total domination, I was told that I was a genius with a real face.

Because I want to eat everything too!!

"Dirk, yes. Ahhn"

"Lady, this is awesome! Revolution... yes! A revolution is coming!!

That's right, I'm good at preserving food too.

Rosalind was sharing cup noodles with Dirk at my pace, and Dan... seems to be Rosalind's cook...

A revolution could happen. Stored food is like dried meat and bread. The cup ramen will be groundbreaking.

"Mina Sama, I'm crazy, I'm crazy. Omiyagemo, Goyoi Shimashita." [incomprehensible]

Plus, the robot that brought me extra cans. I think I'm going to fall in love. Don't be shy! Ah, there are peach cans too! I want Wool to eat it. Wool and the little ones love sweets.

"Oh no, is the expiration date okay?

The building is beautiful, but it seems to be quite an old ruin. I don't know what to say after eating it... but isn't it bad?? Everyone has solidified. It seems to have come to that.

"Mondairimasen. Master"

"Oh... that's right. My family likes sweets. How long can I have it?

"Motilon degosaimus. Mathibito samanogo ujin decita lycra demoo mothikudasai"

Robot, you're fat! Well, it seems that even if it was made, it could not be consumed. It seems that the production line has not been put into operation recently.

But while I was talking, I felt like I was forgetting something very important. My lovely wife and children waiting for me at home... Something caught me.

I'm waiting at home... I'm waiting!!

"Rosalind! I didn't tell you I stamped him out!!

"Ah"

Rosalind seems to have completely forgotten about it, and it hardened. Do it! It wasn't when you were dominating the whole cup of noodles!! The cutest bride and kids in the world are waiting for you!!

"Sorry, I'll be back first! Rosalind, take your time! I'm waiting for you to set up some entertainment!

When I tried to run, the robot grabbed my neck. My neck is bitter because of the plain smell.

"Don't be ridiculous. It's a mess. Konosei San Shisetsu Huntohumogu Tsatanodesga, Usinawaretakahason Citanodesha"

I was given a Fist Magic Tool. It seems that it can metastasize. Seriously, don't be shy, Robot!

"Thank you! I can't believe you're using it!

"... watashiha, waslesararete orimashitaga... kuninmonotsu, onakaipani snornoga, Honrynoshigotodez. Zehi, Mataki Tekdasai. Euphoria Jimeno Hanliodno... Omati Citaimus"

"Oh! Of course!!

That was a bad thing for the robot! Let's talk to His Majesty and Wooln!

Oh?

I wonder where they were transferred to during the castle's prayers. Naturally there was our lovely wife and children. Why are you crying!?

"Wool!? Why are you crying!?

"Makoto...."

Fluffy and a lovely bride approached. I hurriedly stopped holding him. It's been very touched and confirmed.

"Makoto... are you hurt?

"I don't think so. Thanks to Rosalind and Dirk, Stampede has been suppressed."

"Really? Makoto, are you coming?

"Don't kill me! He's alive! He's so alive!

"Phew... mmhhhhhh!! Harmony Harmony Harmony Harmony Harmony Harmony Harmony!! Eeeeeeeeee!! I'm glad it's a bump!!! Mm-hmm!! Eeeeeeeeee!!

My lovely wife cried a lot. If my wife cries, so do the children.

"Ehhhhhh! Daddy!!!

"Nhhhhhhhh!!

"Okay, okay, okay! Good boy, Wool! Ululu and Ulurina are good kids too! Daddy's fine, and he's not scared anymore!

There is plenty of time to stop my wife and children from crying. From there, explain the situation to His Majesty, have him lift the strict alert, and prepare to entertain...

"... are you playing the harmonica abnormally?

Rosalind told me that after relaxing a lot.

"...... Daijobui "

"Obviously it's not okay!!!

No, my pretty wife's gonna heal me, so I'm fine like this. I'm tired.