Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!

If you go up, it will fall. It will cool your burning body in the sauna, I see. But come on!! Isn't it nice not to cool down in this way!?

Mr. Rosalind has something he doesn't like. My brother's sermons, insects overflowing with life force that can't be overstated as enemies of all humankind... ghosts.

Rosalind, do you want to retire?

I can't do that!

Couple course, sauna, next was a horror house! My legs are gulping!

Now, I'm looking out the window at a scary doll that doesn't look good anymore, or that I borrowed a horror golem from a patch!! The Western-style building is too good to be made! I can't stand it anymore before I get in! It's Rosalind who knows the difference. Ohhhh!!

”Uuuuu... I'm scared of haunts...”

"Hmm... wait a minute. Excuse me, what am I supposed to clear here?"

Dirk talks to his sister, who seems to be the attendant, and confirms something.

”Dirk... I don't want to be left alone?”

"No, I'm not worried about anything." It seems that you can move along the route and take a card. That's why Rosalind clung to me with his eyes and ears closed. "

Huh?

"What do you mean?" he said, tilting his neck. Dirk smiles bitterly.

"I'm fine with zombies and ghosts... but Rosalind will do something about the real Undead, right?"

"The one you can physically defeat... it's okay because you can burn it, but you can't break it here..."

"So, hold on to me." It's okay, I won't drop it. "

"Dirk, uuuuu..."

MY Milord, I love you so much!! I adore you! I can push you!! Seriously God!! By the way, you checked to see if it was clearable even if you held it!!

That's why I'm so pathetic, but I close my eyes and cling to dirk. Dirk is scared to say it once in a while, but I just can't see it!

"Wow!? Sorry, Rosalind. I'm a little surprised. I'm sorry to surprise you. Don't worry, I'll protect Rosalind."

“Thank you very much. I like it. I love it. I'm counting on you from the bottom of my heart. And under these circumstances....."

Yeah?

“I realized that I also seem to like Dirk's Ikebo.”

No, I know I don't have to say it in this situation anymore, but I also like the voice of Dirk!!

"Ikeboro? I'm a cool person, right?" I don't know... what the hell is that? "

"It's a cool voice."

What's so cool about your voice?

I also like the giggling voice. I want to hear this all the time.

"Yes, there is. It's such a good voice! Sing something!"

Isn't it a good place to wiggle? I heard you screaming from before. I want to distract you!!

"And Rosalind?" I think so. I thought Rosalind was better at singing. I want to hear it for a long time. "

Roger that! I wonder what I'm going to sing. "

I sang a song about exploring on foot. And a big round of applause. Hmm? A big round of applause??

"Ah, you shouldn't have seen it yet..."

What I saw when I opened my eyes by accident...

Haunted Haunted Haunted Haunted Haunted Haunted Haunted Haunted Couple.

”Misiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

"Excuse me, excuse me!" Rosalind! Hold on tight! "

Holding me in a panic, Dirk jumped out of the horror house window. It's taller than I thought. Reflexively, I tried to mitigate the impact of the wind magic.

Cool and cool.

Dirk landed without gravity. There is almost no vibration. Awesome. The people who witnessed it all clapped together.

Our sister, who has returned to her senses, pays attention to us.

"Ha! It's amazing, but it's dangerous, so don't jump all of a sudden!"

"I'm sorry, I thought my wife might be surprised and make my surroundings feel better, so just as a matter of fact..."

"What does Dirk think of me!?"

This is a joke, but there was a danger of using attack magic in a reflexive manner, right?

"Grrrr..."

I can't deny that. Moreover, the magic released by surprise is also suspicious, so it is dangerous (the opponent). I was panicking earlier and (the other party) was in danger.

Ah, I took the card.

Dirk handed the card to the attendant's sister. I was scared that the blood was sticky.

"Well, it was an emergency!" Congratulations on your clearance! "

Dirk's maneuvering allowed him to clear the Horror House with zero victims. Peace is the most important thing!!