Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!

It was a long day… we finally got to our house.

"Welcome back"

Oh, my mother. Welcome or something. Rare. You seem to look good today.

"... Cynthia?

Father, I don't look like I saw something incredible. My mother has been working hard lately.

"Welcome back, sir"

My mother kisses my father back while I hang out.

My mother, she's cute. Super cute.

Oh, my father's cute, too. Light up and turn your face away or something. It's a treat.

"Father, Rosalia, welcome back. Rosalia, what do you mean, leave me?"

Ugh, my brother is definitely stubborn. Father, we're going!

My father noticed my gaze, kneeling and gazing in front of my brother.

"I'm home, Lou. I'm sorry. I was the one who suddenly took Rosalia. Tomorrow I'll take you with me."

"Huh?"

"I'm home, I'm here. Good for you."

"Huh? Yeah?

"I'll have the boy work tomorrow, too."

"Yeah, yeah!? What was Rosalia doing in the castle for me?

Really. What have you been up to?

I don't know.

"Um. I was working. That worked great."

"Huh!? What job!? Healing? Mascot?

Am I a healing system among my brothers? I do adore my brother, though.

I'm a rough guy myself (Mr. Dark and his enemies only).

"No, it's paperwork"

"Why to kids!?

"... the demon did it"

Father, no!

Hey, father!!

My brother's out of line!

I'm surprised too!!

You can't just be honest!!

"As it were, well, the result is aurai"

The follow-ups of a squire who could make it easier for me to talk.

You were tired, my father and Ark. I don't care what you think. It's insane to let three years old do paperwork or something.

Is that it? Speaking of which, Martha's not always here to welcome you.

"Is that it? Martha??

"Made me go hunting"

"Ri?"

"I really want an Incident Turtle liver that nourishes my wife. I lied by the end of the day because of the formula."

It was a bee and a hunt! And that demon was a suck guy in S-class, wasn't it?!?

Who is Martha? I wish I could lie about that... just thinking about it is horrible.

"Yeah, Martha, I'm gonna be mad at you no matter what you think, it"

Me snorting at my brother's words.

"No, it's also important for a good squire to determine the authenticity of the information. It's Martha's fault for being fooled this time. If you catch me, it'll be today's dinner, so I'm not totally lying."

"... it's not a good idea."

Sounds like a general theory, but there's actually a mix of personal grievances and personal feelings.

"That's okay -! Because even we're fucking sisters who wanted to celebrate you and the lady but left you out of it! I just didn't make it an impossible mission to return by the end of the day."

Martha came home while I was saying it.

"Wow!!

"Wow."

……

My screaming brother, me too surprised to thin my reactions, my father who quickly held my fainted mother back.

Martha, who was responsible for the giant spoonful turtle, returned.

"Oh, you got a fine guy."

I don't give a shit. Ark approached Bloody Martha flat.

"Martha... what are you doing?

"No problem, ma'am. Most of the blood returns."

Keep the healing magic just in case. Surely there were no signs of trauma.

"Lady..."

Hmm? Something about Martha sounds happy. I wonder what's wrong?

"By the way, Ark"

Martha is Nico. Double sword on both hands. Somehow, like, murderous?

"Seems like you were talking to the lady earlier about the lie?

Ark left with all his might. It was so fast I couldn't follow it with my eyes.

Martha was just as fast. After all this big hunting, Martha is fine.

"Oh, this is a big one. I feel like I'm waving my arm."

Dan is carrying the prey Martha has just hunted.

Wow, this demon is also S-ranked. Martha is too awesome.

"What, are you eating!?

"It's delicious, it's impossible"

Really!?

I'm looking forward to dinner. Listening to the sound of destruction and battle that kept me away, I escaped reality.