Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!

It's my... or Rosalia's fourth birthday. We talked about it a lot, but my birthday meant to be today.

I don't need it this time because everyone gave me a gift on my last birthday. Next year, I said.

But from my brother, it was in time last time. This time he scolded me for saving and preparing his allowance, and my mother twitched and blamed me for trying so hard to match it today... and Martha was obviously in some shock... and lost. Something was turning out to be my fault. I'm supposed to be caring... I can't solve it.

I changed into a dress based on red. Because when I got on track and mopped around, my clothes got all hairy. And I braided my hair with the ribbon my mother gave me.

When I walked into the dining room, I smiled and everyone said something to celebrate.

I smile and thank you too.

I am seated in the so-called birthday seat, next door to Dear Dirk. I refused to interrupt the family reunion... but my mother was persuading me that it was because I got engaged and became my son (scheduled). That's my mother. Handy enough to send a letter to the Candidate Mansion to make him stay.

That's too much, Mother! Good job, mother! You got my respect and gratitude glance, and you got a wink full of tea. My mother is adorable!

"I want to be like my mother..."

"... human beings are unsuitable"

"Rosalind, give up"

"When your wife is two, she'll destroy my stomach, so don't."

What do you mean! Especially Ark! My father and brother say stop. Ark is obviously... my mother? Are you doing something that hurts Ark's stomach?

"Arc?"

I grin. My mother's eyes are not grinning. Mother, I'm scared. No!

"Sorry, I'm in good shape. Give me a break."

I said that far with a non brace. I also ran up close to my mother and swept my neck with tears.

"... I'll spare Rosalind already and only forgive you today. There's no next time."

"Ha, ha, yes, no."

Apparently, you've forgiven me. Ark was pale in the face. What did my mother do to scare Ark so far that she wouldn't even be afraid of Martha's cage? I felt like I shouldn't know.

Now, as I pound my tongue on Dan's treat… there is some strange ingredient chilling.

"Ma'am, have some. Martha's strained, and Leviathan's got hundreds of millions of buffaloes to hunt."

Our common sense people. Master Dirk is blue. My brother doesn't seem to understand, but he's a boss class monster. And the one that comes out at the end.

"Taste and eat, young lady. I did my best."

"I appreciate it. Delicious."

Yes. Delicious. Anyway, Leviathan... decided not to think about it, because hundreds of millions of people are almost Mr. Bull. Meat that melts with your mouth more than tortoises do the other day.

"Dear Dirk and Boy, eat well too. Then you'll be strong."

"Yes?"

"The meat of a strong demon can only be fortified by eating it."

It's just the effect.

"It's easy to understand, these high level monster meats can evolve when you feed them to warcraft."

Uh, no, I think I might have played it in the game... so I hacked. Oh, good. Our koo hasn't got more horns or anything.

My brother was a rare replacement. I shouldn't really like meat... you want to be strong or something? Master Dirk was a stable big eater.

Well, it's gift time. It's from my brother, just like last time, but the box is somehow luxurious.

"This is from me."

Shira, and cool tones. The adorable Suzuran motif bracelet has blue stones.

"Is this a demon stone?

I feel magic. Um, the guardianship system? It feels like being wrapped up.

"This is an alternate demon stone. When Rosalind's in danger, he'll crack it instead. Always wear it because only stones can be replaced. Bracelet and magic make it fit, so it should work all the time"

I'm worried about my brother, aren't I? I felt my brother's kindness.

"I'll put it on every day. I'll take care of it, brother."

I put it on quickly. Oh, perfect. It's cute as an outfit too.

"This is it from me."

My mother gave me a lace-knitted shawl. Wow, it's beautiful.

"I knitted hard. They're knitting up defenses, so if you pass the magic, it'll be a shield."

Oh, my God! But this shawl that looks like it could be used at a nightclub… what is my mother going to let me fight against? Does it even assume a magical battle at a night club?

"Thank you, Mother. I'll take care of it."

"This is it from us, yo."

"That was tough."

"Huh?"

"I've never seen this either."

Rare stuff I don't even know my brother. Completely intertwined saplings emitting soft phosphorescence. I looked familiar in the leaves and instantly understood I screamed.

"Don't give it back. Come on!

"Rosalind figured something out?

"It's a world tree... a seedling tree from Yugdrasil! Not good if you grow it to be a boulder!

"Jokes, jokes. The boulder is Rosalind."

Sui is laughing at her pieces. No, don't bring it. Such a rare substitute.

"This is the real deal. I searched for the ingredients, and Suey threatened the head of the elf... and I asked him to make them with me."

"There was a word you wouldn't listen to, but what did you do to the Elf's head?

"In Rosalind's mental health, it's better for you not to ask, yo."

What did my child really do to you?

"Ha a, it's a woodland sage's ear ornament yo"

Cute little ear decorations on the palm of your hand. The design is a blue gemstone intertwined with a twist. Hmm? The Forest Sage's... Game Over, Final Battle Essential Equipment! All Anomaly Disabled Accessories!?

"Well, I'll take care of it. Thanks."

Does it make any sense that the protective equipment will continue if I do it? I'm scared.

"Not from me."

From the arc... what is this?

"It's a mobile tent. Usually round and palm-sized, but through magic... well, don't let two adults in. It's convenient because it automatically stretches boundaries."

"Oh, thank you"

I won't be using it for a while, but it's usually a convenient commodity. That's the arc of the Common Sense frame.

"This is it from me."

It looks familiar... this is for sure...

"The Devil's Stone of Transfer..."

Beautifully cut palm-sized triangular cone demon stone. And there's some kind of writing engraved on it.

A must have at the end of the game. It's an excellent thing to get around in days. You can transfer in an instant to a place you've been.

Certainly an item from the Elf Master at an exclusive event. Elf master again!

"... did Martha do something to Elf's head, too?

"I just asked for it"

Martha turned away and turned the day after tomorrow. I've never seen or met the Elf Master. I'm sorry. Sorry about our maid chief and the spirits.

When I stroked the demon stone softly, I was sucked into the brooch of gems Hal gave me.

"Huh?"

The jewels that Hal gave me are further detailed and floating.

"... was this a demon gem, not a regular sapphire?

"Yeah! Elf tears? Is that it?"

Elf tears are a special item that can seal gemstone-based magic. Apparently, it sucked the magic of metastasis because it didn't contain magic.

"Thank you for your convenience, ma'am."

"Ugh, yeah..."

Martha doesn't seem to care. It is true that brooches are easier to carry. Besides, there's usually no crazy guy who plants transfer magic on such a small brooch. This demonic gem itself is fairly cheesy.

"No, but you're just a sucker. Ma'am, this is from me."

Outdoor cooking kit from Dan. It also has a variety of condiments on top of being compact to clean up. It is a practical product.

"Wow, thanks!

"I'll take this."

Adorable populi from Grandpa Tom. They made it from a rose in the garden, and it smells very good.

"I know who I am. I followed you."

Looks like it was cooperation with Koo. I think I'll put it in bed.

"This is it from me"

Oh, Father, I'm so confident... Yep!

"This, the War Maiden ring!?

At the end of the game, the strongest weapon in the game you won't get unless you do a special event. It is a product that changes to an easy to use shape for the user and usually becomes a ring.

"Do you think I can use it?

Heroin was the only dedicated weapon in the game that could be used… gently attaching the ring to the middle finger of your right hand. The ring fitted. Inject magic into the ring. It turned into a double sword in an instant.

"Yeah, I think I can use it"

Bows, axes, spears, flails, whips… changing their appearance one after another. I thought to myself, trying to fix it with a double sword that Rosalia was used to dealing with. Armor… What about armor with integrated weapons?

Let's conclude. Successful. Systemic plate mails + gloves emerged.

And it's light.Tension went up, and I shouldn't have punched lightly on the wall. There was a hole in the wall. In the shape of my hand. When I reached for an apology, there was a hole in the floor. hand reduction, it was discovered that there was a great deal of problem in just one point.

I was told to keep it because my father, brother and Lady Dirk don't know what it is that I don't want to use because I'm scared, and I was asked by many to be passive.

No, I forgot it's the most powerful weapon, and I tried it. I guess I'm the worst, huh?

To me staring at the ring of the maiden of war, the Holy Beast stopped in with his nose flung. The War Maiden ring has an elaborate design with a double tsu intertwined around delicate rose flowers.

'Hmm, that's an interesting weapon. I'll give you magic for my celebration. "

Magic grant is when a spirit blesses a sword or something and makes it a magic sword. Is it okay to grant magic to this ring, which is a kind of magic sword in the first place?

"I'll do it too!

"A, then I mo"

"Me too."

"Me too."

"Yeah, yeah."

Result.

There were five small gems on the War Maiden ring that seemed to be the image colors of the spirits.

Oh, the most powerful weapon is even cheaper... thanks. It seems it has an enhanced magic attribute, making it an attribute switchable magic weapon.

"What are you really going to make me fight..."

Furthermore, the Dark Lord gave me the Circlet of Wisdom (Enemy/Farsighted Effect).

Me, I don't know... I've felt like I could survive a war. No, I won't let you wake me up, but I think I can live with whatever happens.

In the meantime, I seriously begged you not to bring all these too awesome substitutes because I'm begging you next year.