Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!

There's something you don't know if you live long enough.

I'm Ludo. It's Lulan's brother, Dragon. When I came to play with human onsen in my adult pal Crystal Dragon, I was caught in a stampede. As my brother's benefactor and friend Rosalind asked me to defeat even the demons with his companions, an armed group of beasts appeared.

"Lord Crystal Dragon! Thanks for the help! Everybody, let's go!!

'Whoa, whoa!!

On the decree of the golden beast woman, the beasts stormed. Oh, that's pretty good. We have to be careful not to crush it.

"Heavenly Calling Land Callers Call! People call me to defeat evil! Tsukomi Warrior Kanatta Man!!

What is that?

Something was posing as a man in red perfect clothes. He thought about what the other guys were doing, and he's a poker. There's something I don't know, even if I live long. I can't believe you're wearing so much pitch pitch clothes... uh... pervert! You must be a pervert!

"Th-oh!

Pervert, you're strong. I'm busting a few demons with one punch. But the movement is weird. Somehow, a move with seemingly weak waste but strong. They're concerned about the perverts, too, and they're looking at the flickering.

"Ah, yabba!

The pervert has become a normal person.

"Akan, die! Seriously, I'm gonna die!!

A former pervert chased by demons to escape. It's not fast earlier, it's round hips, and if it stays like this, it'll really die. When I tried to help, the black shadow helped the former pervert out.

"Living in the shadows is my destiny... hammer evil! Wolfaneer Shadow!!"

Perverted increased.

But there's nothing more noticeable than that pervert earlier. I'm not even very picky.

"Lord Jasper! Thank you for helping my husband!!

A golden beast woman spoke to a black pervert.

"It's not Jasper! It's Wolfaneer Shadow!"

Black pervert to deny. Name, are you hiding it? You don't want them to know you're a pervert?

"Yes, uncle... it wasn't, ma'am!! Master Jasper is supposed to be dead, so we need to call him Master Jash!

Some kind of golden beast child screams a beast man.

"So it's Wolfaneer Shadow!!

"I don't know why you brought my kids, André!!

"Yes, because you kids... you threaten to chop me up if you don't take me!? What kind of education do you rather give!?

Chong, what do you mean, cut? Those are horrible kids.

"Sorry! You guys, stop bullying Andre!!

"Ha ha, my kids are fine!

Maybe it's my daughter-in-law's fault the kid is oh. Scold me properly. Shiatsu is important.

Or were those kids golden beast women and perverted children?

"Oh no!

"Andre follows every dad, he's a lousy one!

"So bully me!

"I'm hungry."

It is mayhem.

"... in the meantime, defeating demons is not the first thing to do..."

By my word, the battle resumed. The pervert was recovering his magic with medication.

"Transformation! Jua!

The pervert went silver. I wonder how many more patterns there are. I'm concerned.

"Are you Kanatraman... sure it only takes three minutes, right?

"Jea!"

I was snorting. It only lasted three minutes, or Nanisole. My people are intrigued. This guy is funny.

Maybe around three minutes later, my pico and chest flashed and rang out.

"Jua! Hair!!

"Okay! Gentlemen, Kanatraman makes a widespread attack!! Step back please!!

The black one is, how do you know what Kanatraman is saying??

* Effect due to all abnormal invalid accessories. Apparently, Kanatraman's inability to speak will result in a state anomaly treatment.

"Juaaaah."

Kanatraman? Something came out of his arm. Enemies dissolve more and more. What a horrible attack! Looks good too!!

"Pimp, pimp, pimp." ♪ Acid rays are acidic. Do not use in combination with other medicines as toxic gases may occur '

"Well, I don't use any other drugs!

The pervert said something I don't know, but he went back to being a weak person again. He wasn't retarded, so I stepped right back and drank something and put up a pen-like one. You were doing it earlier.

"Transformation!!

'Congratulations! Big Win No!!

"Ha!?

The pervert got dressed like a great wizard. Oh, my God, isn't that normal?

"Rosalind! Sorry I'm busy, but what's a big win!? It's the first time I've seen it!

The weak-looking man, who was a pervert, contacted Rosalind with his magic trick. The dragon has good ears, so I can hear Rosalind.

"Big win?? Oh, it's ten times more magical and powerful. Congratulations. What if we use magic appropriately?

"Ooh... firebo ooh!? Akan! Everybody out! No!

The person who used magic on the oversized fireball was freaking out. This human being, super funny.

"Akan Yan! The perimeter is in danger!

"Add or subtract appropriately. Don't think about it, feel it. It's strong to just hit him with the worst cane, it"

Apparently the funny person decided to punch him quickly. I punched the auga with a cane and there was a hole in the auga.

"Supra!! Akan! You can hit me!!

A man who does it himself and makes a fuss. In the meantime, I bugged the monster who was nearby so he wouldn't kill me with his tail.

"Rosalind! Magic is perilous, and physics is eg!! It's hard to use!

"You're a wagga mom."

"Wagamama, no! Choosing something either way reduces something important as a human being!!

"So why don't we use supportive magic?

"Never used it"

"It's okay, because it activates even if it's appropriate like BYO RUT or PIO RIM or SUORA"

"Such an appropriate... ho, pio rim"

The beasts got really fast. No, me too. But I can handle it properly even faster. This magic is amazing.

"Akan! It works too well! No, okay? I don't want to bump into you..."

The ex-pervert who is away-away-away-is really funny. He left me alone and my buddies screamed in a panic.

"Ludo, there's an individual out there! The one I've never seen! Watch out!!

It's definitely the one I've never seen. Dragon braces don't work either. Ghost system? No, our braces should work for the Ghost system too. Is that... what?

Distorted demons as if children were forced to stick multiple demons together. I can play it with my tail, so it looks like there's an entity... but it doesn't look like there's any damage.

"Ha!

"Yikes!?

Ooh, the sword of the Golden Lion Beast Woman seems to work. But the swords of other beasts are ineffective. That sword... don't feel strange magic.

"Kanata! Reinforce me!

"All right! Bye O Lutto!!

And then the woman got big.

"Shh!? Mine, my shrug. Huh?

No, you didn't get big after a good look.

"Why not to Mukimuki? No!?

Yes, the woman of the Golden Lion Beast became a muscle. Do it yourself and mourn, Kanata... Was it? Too funny. My guys are pulling while exterminating the miscellaneous fish. That's funny, that guy.

"Mother, lovely"

"Stay, stay."

"Oh, my God, do it."

"I'm hungry."

Sounds like a good idea for the kids, though if they do one, they'll have my pace.

Oh, I snapped some boss individual. Strong, Kanata? daughter-in-law.

"Ahhh!! This is awkward! Rosalind, didn't you have a spell that weakens your offense!? Shhhh, my shhh is mukimuki no!!

"Yeah? To Mukimuki?? Um, uh... I can't think of... hoo-ha?

"That relieves braces and stuff. Shit!

"Suora..."

"Raise your defense!

"No, don't control poison with poison..."

"There's only a worse future ahead of us!

"It's an odd encounter, so am I."

"I'm in serious trouble. Hey!

"Buffoo."

"Gu Hi"

Finally, my people blew it out. Both Rosalind and Kanata are too funny.

"... why don't we just wait for it to expire?

"Ya!

"That's it!

The golden beast man seems to have been mucky until the next day. I got some sweets to thank for helping me with the crusade.

It's fashionable to crystal dragons, and you and I get along very well.

Occasionally I accidentally go shopping with the dragon and make a fuss, if it makes me a canata. But even though the world is wide, I think it's about Kanata who challenges the dragon with a weapon made of paper. That weapon, it doesn't hurt when it sounds flashy, does it?

We followed Rosalind and got pleasant human friends. Human raw is short but really funny. I want to watch them as good friends until their lives run out.