Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!

I, Fizzlia-Roswidde, seem to be early in the morning. I've been working in the Knights an hour before I went to work since I've been barebacking and sweating since before sunrise. So I was up that morning, too.

"Captain! A mysterious white cape and a black armored Beastman armed group have arrived."

I got a call from a telecom device at home. Tensions ran to reports from my men, and soon I headed to the scene.

"Muscle muscles! Rosalindo!"

"Muscle muscles! Rosalindo!!"

"Dear Muscle Mukimkidilk!

"Master Hustle Muscle Dilk!!

It was a very familiar group. I'm a believer in my friends. It seems harmless but it is a neighborhood nuisance.

"Do you have a representative?!? I want to talk!

"Muscle mucky! Rosalindo!!"

No, he's not hearing them because their voices are huge. I changed the modes of Rosalind communication tools.

"All hands, block your ears!

My men who followed me understood my intentions and blocked my ears.

"Stop! Whoever's in charge, come on!!

Loud by maximum volume. The Rosalind communication device is an excellent tool to use as a loudspeaker. Sometimes the other guy was an animal man, and the effect was outstanding. The annoying beasts are deafening and stuffy. A few of my allies are stuffy, too, but, well, I have no choice.

You can't let an armed group walk the King's Capital in this state without harm. Let's just say we were lucky to be stopped in front of the gate in Wang Du.

"Who are you people!?

I have an idea, but I checked just in case.

"We're a Rosalind fan club! It's called" Society to Worship the Silver Princess Brave "!!

"We, Dear Dirk, are a fan club! It's called" Party for the Supreme Muscle "!!

What's the matter? I don't want to get involved. Was it still Miss Rosalind and Dilk tangled?

"Why are you making all this noise?

Let's come and ask him to join us at a friend's wedding scheduled in six months' time.

I got into trouble, so I threw a round at Miss Rosalind. I let my men show me the way to Miss Rosalind's house. After a while, that group was reported to my men that Miss Rosalind had done something about it.

I might have done something a little worse. The next time I was thinking of plugging in some sweets, my men rushed up again.

"Right, Captain! Tons of golden cactus! Besides, for some reason I slip through the boundaries of the Wang Capital and walk downtown!!

"... that's a cactus from the Rosenberg family. But it's also pathetic for a reckless adventurer to try to fight back... let me go. Tell the Adventurer Alliance that if they are useless and damage the cactus, they may be bloodstained and retaliated against by the Queen!

"Ha!"

My men immediately sent out a circular to the Adventurer Alliance.

I confronted a bunch of golden cactuses walking slowly downtown.

"... Long time no see. In here, Mr. Sabo? Are you there?

Oh, Miss Rosalind has allowed me to have a normal conversation with the cactus.

"Ilzo. Hisashiina"

Of the golden cactus, one came out. It's simulated, but it was definitely rainbow... should it?

Yeah, I miss when you were hunting for the cactus and the one that doesn't give you proper paperwork.

I made a slight escape from reality, Mr. Sabo? Successfully listened to the situation from. They also wanted Miss Rosalind and Dirk to attend their wedding, and they walked all the way out of the desert.

"Hmm..."

I can send you to Miss Rosalind's house again, but this could be a different time of year.

I told the cactuses to wait at the school where Miss Rosalind and the others would go.

My senses were going crazy because of Miss Rosalind. The cactus = harmless figure was unconscious. Because they were comrades who fought together for paperwork.

It is a reflection that the golden cactus waited at Miss Rosalind's school, making it noisy. We should have let her go to Miss Rosalind's house or Rosenberg Mansion, though we would have kept her waiting for half a day.

Reflecting on such a failure, I looked up at the spring sky from the office. A raucous spring sky. White clouds like crumbs and... giant fish.

... giant fish!??

An unfamiliar creature in the sky… a giant fish was floating with a pukapuka.

"Knight Commander! Oh, a giant demon has appeared in the sky!!

"You'll see"

Simulate how you crusade in your brain instantly. First, we have to lure him away from the king's capital so he can do less damage. We need to get help from the magic court...

"Rosalind, huh?

Hey.

I accidentally stopped thinking, but it's a fish. You're a Rosalind associate, too? No, the fish in question.

"Yes, Captain..."

"Uhm. Leave it to me"

If it's time now, you'll be at school. I told the fish where Rosalind was.

"Thank you for your kindness"

It was a surprisingly polite giant fish. Just in case, I sent out a circular not to attack the Adventurer Alliance.

Well, I guess I'll get rid of the paperwork. Unlike the previous captain, I do the trick every day, so I don't accumulate as much paperwork. It will be over soon.

"Right, Captain! In the sky again...!

Now the red dragon was flying in the sky.

"No problem. That's probably Miss Rosalind's Dragon Spirit. Back to normal business."

"Maybe not! The number of corners is low, and that dragon is probably a female!

I don't know the difference, but surely not if you look closely...? Line it up. But I don't know if I will.

"Rosalind, are you there?

Hear my voice and I get it. It's definitely another dragon. Miss Rosalind's Dragon Spirit should have been the voice of the boy.

I told her where Rosalind was because she seemed harmless to the female dragon. I sent out a circular to avoid attacking the Adventurer Alliance.

"Thank you, thank you very much."

Um, it was quite a polite dragon.

And I was taking a break because I had a paragraph of paperwork. When I casually saw the sky, I found a flock of crystal dragons filling the sky.

The sunlit crystal dragon is so sparkling and beautiful.

"Is Rosalind here!?

Mm-hmm. I was thinking that. My men have made no more noise and have only reported to me. I also feel that this is not a good idea to diminish the sense of crisis. We have to think of measures as soon as possible.

At this hour, Miss Rosalind still told me to go because it was supposed to be school.

"No, that would help. Besides, it's unusual for people like you not to freak out about us."

No, on the boulder. I'm scared of a large group of crystal dragons, too. There's no hostility over there, and you're just going to be scared to see my expression because it's hard to understand.

"Right."

But you'll have to tell me you're scared. Nodded appropriately. When I tried to issue a circular not to attack the Adventurer Alliance, my men had already sent it out. Quite a considerate subordinate.

Miss Rosalind isn't (probably) bad, but I can't leave her alone because there have been so many annoying visitors. I contacted Dirk and told him to follow Miss Rosalind after explaining her history.

"Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Fizz"

"Oh, um"

My friend is a good one. A little soothed. The truth is, I don't deserve to call him a friend. I laughed a little... waiting for my friend's annoying daughter-in-law.

When I heard a report that Miss Rosalind was shooting down the crystal dragon with Harrison while I waited, I sprinkled the tea I was drinking. I really wonder what she's doing.

And then came Miss Rosalind, who was escorted by a friend. Well, with all those annoying visitors, you'll be tired. On the way... no, I feel like I've been a hassle almost from the beginning and threw a round at her.

People seem freaked out that I might scold them, but I didn't mean to scold them, I just wanted to hear the circumstances. I was thinking about that, so I delayed my reaction.

"I'm so sorry. Ah!!

"Huh?"

"Yu, friend... friend dragon? Fish? I... disturbed you!!

Miss Rosalind sat down in the ground. No, yeah. What am I supposed to do? He was grinning bitterly when Dirk baffled him and did his gaze.

"Rosalind, I don't think Fizz's mad."

"Huh!? Seriously!? I was just about ready for a handclaw... I was there!?

"What do you think I am? I fed him what you wanted."

"Because I don't want it! Disagree with violence!!

We had such a crappy interaction and then we asked about the circumstances. Finally, I made sure that there was no other disturbance that was likely to occur.

"It was scattered today..."

Lady Rosalind soggy. Sorry, the elves will be waiting for you when you get home. That group, it's bothering me, so I'm keeping you waiting. Come on.

I kept my back in my heart.

"... Commander Knights, that sounds like something fun. Master Dirk and I are really close."

"... do you?

"Yes. That was a very calm look. And Master Dirk."

"... right"

I was kind of glad they said that. It was hard to do today... but it wasn't bad.

The next day, a large group of Mogura beasts appeared, so I couldn't help pressing Miss Rosalind right away. I finally predicted other disturbances, so I told him to contact me in advance and tease the handclaw. That Miss Rosalind is a woman and yet she has no mercy? Miss Rosalind is a woman, but she has no choice in me because it's another category called 'Rosalind'.

And what should I do if the dragon is coming to see me if I'm free these days? Thanks for coming to talk to me, though it seems to be the baked treat of a competent subordinate (Jash).

"They liked it."

"... what?

Well, he helps with the catch, and I'll be right home when I'm busy, so there's no problem. Let's do it.

Then a while later, rumors broke out that I was subordinating the dragon. I teased the handclaws at the idiots who spread rumors that my friend had just helped me with my job.

"Knights chief, you're changing..."

"Yeah..."

I don't know how to whine about my men.