Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!

Speaking with the Alliance Master, I was cooking dinner at home. I got a lot of great ingredients today, so I'm sure the dilk will look delicious.

Impossible. Impossible. Let's simply make Buffalo a steak. Put on the bottom flavor and I'll bake it for you when the dilk gets back. I knew it was freshly baked. And rice! Meat and rice are great! Of course, the vegetables were balanced… and Dilk came home after the dish.

I'm home.

"Welcome home! Want some dinner? Want to take a bath? Or... wah...?

Bruise your neck and stare at the dilk.

"Grr... bruises and cute! I like rosalind..."

"Eh heh, you've been nominated."

Stretch out and kiss Dilk. Dilk tries to touch me...

"Angavos!!

Dirk fell blushing. It was a terrible belly sound (gaos).

"Let's make it dinner! We need to quell Dilk's gaos!

"Rosalind, so don't name it the belly sound of people! Or read the air, Gaos!

Finally Dilk also admitted that the belly sound = gaos. It's Gaos Day, isn't it?

"Uh-oh!!

Dilk couldn't be preached. When I ate the reversible buffalo steak, there was a monstrous ray coming out of my eyes and mouth and a hole in the wall. Apparently, the power of the monstrous rays is different due to the ability of the person who ate them. You need to take action...... why not!

No, not now, but it's weird that there's a hole in the wall just because you ate the food!?

Because the parameters were temporarily up or something in the dish, that's what it feels like? I finished my dinner leaving a mystery to the dish and took a bath and it was totally ichamov time.

Speaking of which, I've been hunting with Mr. Geraldine for dinner today.

"It is."

Dirk's Moffmoff is soothing. Yeah, happiness. Talk as you moff your jaw.

"I had the Dungeon Master summon the ingredients I was after in the Extra Dungeon and hunt them down."

"Oh, yeah."

Boulder Rosalind, I think you said you were insane, but it's your fault!

"Today's prey is a little... a lot of trickery"

"... Really?

I don't want you to do much dangerous things. From now on, I have to tell him to call me too. I mean, there's no such thing as a demon that Rosalind and the others hang out with? I think they said that, but it's your fault!

"Actually, there's a little trouble with that prey, isn't there?

"... yes, what?

Oh, I think Dilk's voice had a bad feeling about it, but it's your fault!

"... there's been one incident in which the Uncrusadable and Monitored Demons disappear."

"... the killer is a dungeon master"

"Correct! And that's not all we talked about."

I feel like Dilk said I have a really bad feeling about this, but it's your fault!

"The Alliance Master told me that he was going to be promoted to the new rank of less than his predecessor after hunting all the disappeared demons."

"... all mysteries solved"

Mr. Dirk, you look like some kind of famous detective, don't you?

"Huh? Mystery??

"Actually, I ignored it because the Alliance Master had applied to see Rosalind."

"To??

"Maybe, but Rosalind's guild rank promotion was decided before he hunted? I ignored Rosalind because I didn't like the trouble with a nomination request or anything, but you know what? Congratulations on your promotion, Rosalind"

Dirk smiled gently at me. What a healing power! Dilk is purely celebrating me!

"But I don't want a new rank or anything less than a forerunner! All I need is' Dirk's Wife '!!

"Oh well... Rosalind is humble, regardless of his abilities and track record"

Dirk lit up. My darling super itchy. I'm not being modest, I just don't need a weird title.

And now Dirk will let me go. Futted, obstinate, obstinate Rosalind is in a mood to that extent... Sounds good!

Which way!? I reject the scratch that The sadness of a strange title in me and the joy of being dilked are fighting!

Ugg, he said it was a loving soft smile and healing nadenade combo!?

This is the way to go!!

"Funya, Dirk Suki no..."

I'm mellow on dilk.

"Rosalind is cute..."

"I don't care about the new rank anymore... no, it's not good... but... you should enjoy this happiness (dilk) now rather than cuddling in the past!

Dirk Exclusive · Chorosalind was still chocolate. I have no choice. In front of my happiness named Dilk, it's all over!!

Dilk gently healed the shrimp rind. Mr. Geraldine is a set, too, so that's good. Let's get Dirk promoted, too. If you hunt big guys together, you'll be promoted right away!

With that in mind, a fussy night went by.