Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen. Watashi wa『Futsuu』no Koushaku Reijou desu!

And it was the kitchen they took Potch. Now a culinary showdown or something? That sounds fun.

"There are demons in this kitchen!

"Yes, the scariest demon in this country, Scorch!??

One blow to the head in a frying pan, huh? I'll do it, auntie.

Behind the two idiots was an aunt with a bulldocky vicious face. It reminds me of the most powerful woman in the egg cartoon of a certain longevity ninja.

"Boys, did you come up with some nasty stuff?!? Damn, I'm so busy!

"Auntie, I'm sorry to interrupt your work. I'll help you apologize. I'm good at peeling and washing things."

"Oh..."

"I'll help too"

"If I were to peel myself off, too."

"Me too."

The work of Thousand Hands Kannon Me and Dirk quickly brought the cooking to an end. Because the beast man is a great eater, he is a considerable quantity. However, I am concerned that there were a lot of potatoes (and dried ones).

If you cook massive meals every day, you will naturally gain strength and arm strength. The aunt in the cafeteria can snort.

"I haven't had a crop lately... it stinks at war and I don't like it"

"That's tough"

Potch is attached to his aunt's stupidity. Potch, who doesn't have one disgusting face and sincerely listens to the other, is very much liked by older women.

"Oh my... I didn't know I was going to get rid of that horrible scorch..."

"I didn't know that ghost Baba would make you smile so much..."

"Here!"

"" Stay!

Potch teased the two idiots with chops. Good! Do more!!

"No, if you say such rude things to a woman! Mr. Scorch is cooking everyone's rice. It's heavy labor, you see? It's hard to tell, because it's peeling. You have to thank me for always making dinner!

"That would be their job!?

"Yes, of course!

Potch looked straight at them.

"So what is the 'king' you aspire to? The prince I know is a proper thank you to all. My sister is a Duke's Lady, but my sister taught me that I should treat her in good faith, whether she is a servant or not. Would you like to serve yourself? Whether you're a servant, you're a person. Who would want to serve someone who can't think of people?"

Potch smiled softly at me.

I don't know about Potch, but Master Aldin used to think everyone could do it to themselves. Let's not tell you that there was a stupid time. I made fun of that story the other day and I cried. Dear Aldin, it seems to be such a beefy black history.

"Your sister is devastated and outrageous, but she's sweet and smart and strong and she wants to, everyone wants to serve." Wait a minute. Oh!!

I blocked Potch's dialogue with all my might. Why would I want to see the king deserve it!? Obviously this is crazy!!

"No, no, no! I don't want to tell you I deserve a king! Because I'm only Dirk's daughter-in-law and Marquise! I definitely don't want to do this because the king is such a hassle! All I do is staff positions!

"... is the king a hassle?

"Well, already. If you do it right, they say you're a fool king and you're in danger of losing your life. Super hassle if you're serious. Isn't a king the chief officer of the country? Damn. It's been decided to be a pain in the ass. It's a lot harder to work as a lord, but the king is in a position to control it, so it's more than that."

………………

The two idiots look like they're thinking something. Potch didn't talk to the two idiots any more, he talked to me.

"Hey, sister. Rice in the castle. This is... the town must be more elegant rice, right?

"... When I traveled around town, I was concerned about the poor hairliness of the people in town, though not as much as I used to be in Wolfaneer. It's probably undernourished. It's up to the king, but I'll do something with Potch's favor."

Potch waved his tail happily. Mm-hmm... my child is a really good one.

"Ha!? What can you do!

"With the protection of the Green Spirit, she solved the food distress of Wolfaneer, which was about to become the earth of death due to Yugdrasil's mana depletion. Lou over there grows a plant called the Green Hand. He's an angelic man, and he also has the protection of the Green Spirit. Besides, he's a researcher of crops that grow in rough land and are resistant to diseases and pests."

The two idiots are Pocan. No, my brother added extra information to me when I was about to say that Wolfaneer's food problem resolution wasn't my only handle…

"Have you never heard of the Virgin of Meat? That, my sister."

"" Yeah, yeah!?

"Don't twitch back on black history, brother!!

"The Meat Virgin says she cleaned up the Great Tsunami almost by herself!?

"The Virgin of Meat is a goddess who saves the food distress of Wolfaneer and is also known as the Virgin of Vegetables!??

"Mostly."

Potch, his brother, Gaeta and Dilk nodded.

"There isn't! Especially in the second half!! Because I'm not a goddess and I'm not a Virgin in the first place!!

"Yes, sir. As far as the Virgin is concerned, she's completely settled in Wolfaneer, and why don't you give up? I also think it would be amazing to have a potch that can move such an amazing rosalind for a favor. If it's Potch's favor, I'm moving too, and the crowd is showing enough hope, isn't it?

"" Ha, sure... "

My brother has convinced two idiots. But I have no choice to give up because there are so many objections about the Virgin. A puffy teacher said if I gave up, the game would be over.

"Well, you're His Majesty's... it's definitely two things..."

"Yes, Your Majesty is still my father, I'm not sure... but I'd like to see him..."

Potch was talking to his aunt perfectly. So I have made every effort to protest about the Virgin my brother, and I have been delayed in responding.

"So I didn't admit the Virgin!

"Yes, sir. You're not giving up."

"Rosalind."

"... lady, sometimes I think it's okay to give up my life?

"Absolutely no!!

I can say no Rosalind!! You can't give up!! We will face the irrationality of the world!

"That, what about the potch?

"Sister!

As for the princess, whose mushroom-huge mustache old man is exposed every time in the main character's game, a potch was exposed.

"Potch, no, no!!

It's still happening! and chased Potch as he pounded his inner tongue.