Alien's Two-dimensional Beautiful Girl's Great Summon

I am an extremely gentleman who combines pure love and ghosts and animals...

I am a funny king who wants to build the ultimate crystal palace in the second dimension!!!

[Isn't it very simple!]

Yes, it's very simple, such a simple thing, I didn't understand until now...

[This is how you look like the king of funny comparison~!]

What you said is so reasonable, how should I refute it? Sure enough, get out of the body quickly and let me slap you~!

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[I really can't stand you...]

But you will still agree to me, right?

[Sa... who knows...]

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PS: You see, this chapter can actually be skipped, right?It's really not a very important chapter.You can skip it, drink tea~

Chapter 16 The Title Mother Who Was Hanged by a River Crab

This chapter...well, it's not very important, you don't need to read it, really!!!

By the way, the V group started voting again, this time it was a 1VS1 voting match, Wuhe Qinli VS Luo Tianyi.

Judging by the number of votes, you can decide whether you want to vote or not...

Suddenly I feel that I am a fairly fair person, eh!That's right!

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In the corridor, Lin Xiaoming, Kailin, and King Kong have now stopped.

No, it would be better to say that because Lin Xiaoming stopped, Kailin and Jin stopped just now.

However, Lin Xiaoming hadn't moved anything since he stopped just now.Just stand in place, motionless...

Seeing Lin Xiaoming's appearance, King Kong looked at Kailin suspiciously, and asked Kailin with his eyes what was going on.

After all, King Kong and Lin Xiaoming had just met for a while, so they didn't quite understand what the situation was now.

And Kailin looked at Lin Xiaoming's silly look now, and then saw Lin Xiaoming's dumb look.

I guessed that he should be communicating with the system now.So Kailin put her finger in front of her mouth and made a silent gesture.

King Kong nodded clearly, and the two stood there, waiting for Lin Xiaoming to return to his soul...

'The captain is in a daze from time to time, is there any problem with the body or the brain?But because the system is there, it shouldn't cause such problems for the captain...Forget it, let the system think about it.If you rashly perform a physical examination on the captain, I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary misunderstanding...'

'The senior is here again, can't you wait for a while to communicate with the system?It shouldn't be in a hurry.Fortunately, King Kong can now be counted as his own.If other people are present, isn't it very easy to cause suspicion?Even if you don't doubt it, you will think that there is something wrong with the senior (brain).It seems that I will find some time in the future to talk to the senior.There is also the system too, really, it really starts to complain anytime and anywhere...'

Don't tell me, Kailin's last complaint is really a bit right...

Because Lin Xiaoming is still communicating with the system, or talking about it...

...

...

Hello, system, will you fix me?

Lin Xiaoming looked at the newly added title in his personal panel.

Title: King of Funny

Effect: It is purely for fun, and there is no egg use.But at any rate, you are also the king, you have to be an example for all the teasers in the world.

This title popped up just now, and there was no system prompt.It’s just that the system just said...

[Hey~ I'll make you a good title.

Then, Lin Xiaoming saw this extremely speechless title...

So what is the use of this title?

[Isn’t it clear that it’s already written? It’s for fun~!]

...

[You don’t want me to remove it...]

Forget it, it's the first title anyway, so keep it as a souvenir.Although this title is very funny from beginning to end...

[Cut ~ Didn't you want it in the end?

...

[What's wrong? Anything else to ask?]

That... system, I said, I'm guessing.The guy who gave you to me will not be you and my child in the future... right?

[...I don’t have a physical body yet, so you are thinking about the future when I have children with you?]

[Even if it is me, I have to admire your brain hole, I really lost to you...]

[I tell you very clearly now, no!]

Oh~ I’m not guessing.After all, in many novels about system flow, are they given by the future self or their grandson?So I just ask.

[... Then how did you think that that guy would be born to me and you? Why not you and her or you and Kailin's child?]

Hey~ After all, you have the best ability~ so you have the greatest chance of having sex with you...

[... Sigh... I've taken it, really, taken it! That guy is not your offspring, that guy is an existence that is countless times more funny than you.Compared with that guy, you are a little bit funny.

Oh~

By the way, how many existents like you?

Why do you ask?

After all, you said it was System 9527 at the beginning, so I was thinking, will there be many like you?

[It was teasing you at the beginning, are you serious?]

...Seriously...

[...Sigh~ It's better to tell you clearly, but you are thinking about it again to save it.

Oh~

I belong to you only, and I am a unique existence.So, stop thinking about it, do you understand?]

Understood, it is better to get the body early.But you remember to make it prettier...

……

[Why are you still thinking about this?]

There is no way, I suddenly felt that in my heart.Your status has become as high as hers.If you don't slap you, I feel sorry for you.

[I am as important as her? Then should I thank you?]

[Also, in order to kick me right, you are going to slap me?]

Yes, so that you can stay by my side forever.By the way, give me a baby or something...

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… By the way, I like the black long straight series, the blonde is enough to have her, and the silver hair is also Kailin.So you remember to make it into a long and straight image~!

[...Hey~! To be reasonable, when did I promise you to get the flesh?]

What does it matter? It will be a matter of time anyway.

……

"Why did things develop like this... It feels like I got myself in..."

By the way, what kind of world this world is, can you give me some details~ System wife?

[...I don’t know, think about it for yourself!!! Also, I am not your wife!!!]

Ann, Ann, I understand, I will think about it by myself, anyway, I guess it's almost the same.However, the black, long and straight Tsundere doesn't seem to be my food...

...The system is closed!

Huh~ ran away

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"Hei Changzhi... Do you want to refer to Xiao Mi Homura's appearance? Looks like he seems..."

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Although I don't know if the system is really shut down, or it shut down fake.However, the situation now seems to be unable to molest the system girl.So Lin Xiaoming was also completely restored.

After seeing Lin Xiaoming's eyes regained their energy again.Both Kailin and King Kong felt that there seemed to be some changes in Lin Xiaoming and just now...

It seems... more amusing than...

Lin Xiaoming also noticed the expressions of the two women, but he is now in a good mood.There is no more to say, he directly raised the small hands of Kailin and King Kong, and strode forward...

"Captain...The bridge is to the right..."

...

"It's okay, Lu Chi is also cute..."

"Senior, you are a man..."

"..."

...

...

Inside the bridge, Lin Xiaoming sat in the position of the captain, looking around.

There are many facilities in this bridge, but Lin Xiaoming can't understand any of them...

However, the color tone in the entire bridge is mainly purple. It can be seen that King Kong seems to like purple very much.

While King Kong and Kailin stood on both sides of Lin Xiaoming from left to right, watching Lin Xiaoming looking around, without making a sound.

Finally, Lin Xiaoming nodded with a smile, and then said with a smile.

"Well, very good, this bridge is very good, I can't understand it at all!"

Listening to Lin Xiaoming's words, Kailin and King Kong were full of black lines and didn't know what to say.Because Lin Xiaoming watched so vigorously just now, the two women thought he understood everything.I don't know anything about feelings, I'm just watching...

Lin Xiaoming didn't care about the expressions of the two women.Instead, he was sitting on the deed, thinking that King Kong on the right hand commanded.

"King Kong searches for any uninhabited islands nearby, I want to use it."

King Kong heard the words and immediately unfolded a virtual screen in front of him to operate together.

After a while, King Kong remained like a cold and proud queen, speaking in a cold voice.

"I have found it. There is a small island within 5 minutes of sailing at full speed. But I don't know if it is unmanned. Captain, where do I need to go?"

Lin Xiaoming nodded when he heard the words, and then said to King Kong.

"Okay, then go there. Go ahead at full speed, goal, deserted island~!"

"Hi~! Full speed ahead~!"

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A few minutes later, Lin Xiaoming took Kailin and King Kong down from the battleship.Standing on the island which is not very big now, watching the surroundings.