All Things Wrong

Chapter 1: My ability to do things is outrageous.

One afternoon in the summer of 21XX, on the 24th floor of an ordinary residential residence in XS City, China, a stirring noise continued to sound, especially on this quiet afternoon.

In room 2402, a hundred square meters room, a dark-haired teenager held a hammer in his hand, pressed an iron bracket one by one, and tapped the foot compartment of the bracket one by one. Because the size of the bracket does not seem to fit well, the teenager is trying to hard knock the shape of the bracket into place.

The whole bracket suddenly jammed into an inaccessible place with the teenager's strong hammer, and the whole object was almost complete. At a rough glance, this is a bit like a large massage chair, slightly larger than a massage chair, but there is a semi-circular "hood” on the head of the chair, which feels like the machine used in the barbershop for hot hair, but the top of the hood is lined with dense and numb wires. Of course, this kind of wire is so messy, at first glance it's a homemade wire, and now in the 22nd century, this bare wire “appliance” simply can't qualify for factory release.

Next to the “massage chair," there is also a regular home computer, and of course now there is only one display because the host and the display are integrated. The display is in black and white, and there are lots of English and Arabic numerals lined up in a dense and numb line, and even people who specialize in computers don't necessarily understand what it is.

“Done!” With the subsequent mounting of a bracket in place, the teenager wiped a little sweat and then revealed a bad laugh. "My ability to do things was just against God. It took me three days to complete the game warehouse. Tianyu thought I couldn't play this game if I had a record at the Public Security Bureau. I could make a game warehouse myself in three days to see how you guys could stop me from playing. Debug the program a little and see if you can connect to Tianyu's network. ”

The teenager had just picked up the wireless keyboard at hand to try to program it, and suddenly the door heard a "bang bang” knock, while a woman at the door shouted out: "Open the door! Li Wylin, open the door! ”

“Uh...” Li Huilin heard the door and felt his nose slightly helplessly, but walked over and opened the door.

“Sister Juan, you don't have to shout so loudly. People think I owe you something.” Li Huilin opened the door and a mature woman who looked under thirty was looking at herself angrily. The woman is not too young, but her big eyes pointed to her chin, a perfect face with charm and the devil's figure, is a fascinating type, but now the beautiful woman looks at Li Huilin with anger, but besides her anger, her face is weary with a face.

“Do you know what time it is?” When the beautiful woman saw Li Weilin, she glanced at her eyes and asked.

Li Huilin looked at the electronic watch on his hand: “Yes, at 2.14 p.m., I said Juan, there is no need to knock so loudly for a while. ”

“Don't you know what time I'm working? Don't you know I have to make up my mind this afternoon?!” Sister Juan looks at Li Huilin pretending to be a fool and gets angry more. "It's been three days. What are you doing knocking and beating, chainsawing for a while, hammering for a while, how can I feel about it? How can I go to work at night? ”

The beautiful woman's name is Chen Juan. She lives in room 2401 of this building. Simply put, she is Li Wylin's neighbor. And what she calls "working” is actually going to a club or bar every night, and then fishing for a wealthy man, and lucky for her, she gets a few months or a year to live. Chen Juan doesn't have a regular job. He usually looks for a man for a living. He also works part-time if he has anything to do. He works as a zero hour model or walks the stage for a living. Her “working hours" began at 5pm and she slept in the afternoon and in the morning. For the past 3 days, Li Wylin started knocking and beating each time from 8am. She had not slept for 3 days, so she made a scene for 3 days. Speaking of which, although Li Huilin usually knows this neighbor, there has been no conversation because the hours are so different, and these three days he has said more than he has said since he moved here.

“This is the last day of my life. That's great.” Li Huilin laughed helplessly, although his voice was a little loud, but he worked during the day, not at night disturbing the people, but when he encountered such a night upside down, he was still a woman, how could you reason with her?

“I haven't slept in three days. Look at my dark circle.” Chen Juan pointed his finger into his own eyes and said angrily, “How can I go to work like this? You can't support me without a man. ”

“Don't be ridiculous. How can I support you if you pay me for a year's living?” Li Huilin laughed, “You've almost raised me. ”

“Hmm?” Chen Juan heard this, but somehow he took his anger off. He measured Li Huilin and then suddenly revealed a bad smile. “It's okay, handsome, or my sister will raise you later. ”

“Huh.” Li Huilin shook his head helplessly, "I still trust my left hand. Sister Juan, I think it's late, or you should go back to bed. Isn't there still work at night? I really won't argue this time, definitely not anymore. ”

“Come on, my sister's left hand is amazing too.” Chen Juan said, while doing an upper and lower motion with his left hand, at the same time his body softened, and a strong enthusiasm poured out.

“If I don't sell myself, I can't give in, * * can't move.” Li Huilin raised his chest and said positively.

“Humph.” Chen Juan shook his head, "You better really stop yelling at me, or sister, I really pushed you against this little virgin. ”

“You're not pushing backwards, it's naked * * IAN.” Li Huilin corrected.

“Yeah, what are you gonna do with me?” Chen Juan smiled badly.

“Lady, please let me live...” Li Huilin said without a word.

“Humph, keep your eyes open in the future and don't mess with people you can't mess with.” Chen Juan stood up for the white rabbit who couldn't even wrap her clothes, "said the dwarf,“ I forgive you this time. It was agreed, sister will go to bed now, please don't argue with me again. ”

“My lord, Haihan.” Li Huilin held his fists with his hands and bent his back.

“Hee-hee.” The move made Chen Juan laugh, covered his mouth, looked at Li Huilin with a teasing look, and then left.

After sending Chen Juan away, Li Huilin finally came back to finish his job. Picking up the keyboard in his hand, Li Huilin's eyes changed, and then his hands suddenly started banging wildly. If the average person saw this, he thought he was typing randomly, because the speed was too fast, even if the typing was not so fast, besides, he was still programming.

“Should be fine.” Looking at the white words on the monitor, Li Huilin said to himself, "Tianyu company is really fucking black, a game warehouse costs 59,99998 yuan, my homemade set of materials costs only 20,000, that is, a processor is a little expensive, other than Ben doesn't need much money...”

Remembering three days ago, Li Huilin was still a little angry. Three days ago, he saw an ad saying that Tianyu Corporation, in association with ZHENG, had developed a timeless online tour called "Heart of Glory," which was said to be a virtual 98% reality online tour. Not only is there a server agent in China Summer, but also in other countries, and it is said that a new version will be updated in the near future, but there will be cross-server fighting, that is, cross-service warfare between countries.

"Honor Heart" is not yet operational, advertising has been laid to the sky, and it's hard for Li Huilin to know. Playing online in the 22nd century has also become a profession acceptable to the public, and it's a bit strange this time, though, because the ZHENG government openly supports this "Honor Heart" and encourages people who don't have a job to take part in the tour, and if they reach 90 hours a month, they will receive a $2,000 guarantee fee from the ZHENG government.

In the 22nd century, with the rapid growth of productivity, human needs became increasingly low. There are large-scale farming machines in farmland, large-scale farming plants in livestock, computers and networks to replace most of the human work, large companies of tens of thousands of people, hundreds of people can play around, plus the Earth's growing population, which already exceeded 10 billion a decade ago, so the number of unemployed people is growing. ZHENG has no shortage of money, but so many people have no job but to cause trouble everywhere. In order to reduce stress, ZHENG has launched this "Honor Heart" on an experimental basis in cooperation with Tianyu Corporation.

It's very comfortable to play games and take money. Li Huilin also saw this publicity to think of going to play, but he was in trouble when he went to buy a helmet. Not that he can't afford it, a game warehouse does want 599998, but for most of the poor, there are cheap virtual helmets. As long as it's only 19998, it's not expensive. Li Huilin's trouble is that he can't buy it.

“I'm sorry, sir, but according to the record, you have a criminal record, so you are not eligible to buy a game helmet.” A customer service officer smiled and said to Li Wylin.

“Besides, you don't say in the propaganda that you can't buy if you have a criminal record. I came all the way here and you're telling me not to buy it now?” Li Huilin didn't know he couldn't buy it until he lined up for half a day. Of course, he was in a bad mood.

“This… is the rule…” Customer service staff can only explain peacefully, "you can see in the lower right corner of the leaflet, it is actually written. ”

Li Huilin glanced at the leaflet again and found the line in the small corner in the lower right corner.

So Li Huilin came back.

The more uncomfortable Li Weilin started walking the wrong way, "This helmet is made up of some brainwave collecting devices and imagers, why don't I make one myself? With this amount of technology, I should be able to do it as well, and program a network that connects to Tianyu, so you can play. ”

After three days of trying this, Li Huilin basically completed this homemade game warehouse, which, by its appearance, is completely incomparable with the factory-built game warehouse, but has basic functionality.

“Give it a try and connect to the official network.” Recall that Li Wylin was a little impatient to sit in this homemade game warehouse. The mask on the head was pressed manually down and quickly entered the connection state.

Li Huilin felt a little dark, waited 10 seconds, and just when he thought he couldn't, a Tianyu company's LOGO suddenly popped up in front of him. And then it was dark again, and after ten seconds, it started playing the header animation.

The film animation Li Huilin had already been seen on the official website, so he didn't really care, but it just started playing for 2 seconds, and suddenly the scene was stuck, and then it was playing an ancient battlefield, a scene of bloody battle between races, suddenly a lot of wrong images were stuck in, tens of thousands of people were fighting on the plains, suddenly the ground was stuck into the ocean, tens of thousands of people were “standing” against the ocean, the distant cities were still smoking, caught on fire, suddenly stuck into a forest, and the trees were floating everywhere.

“Alas? What's going on? The board?” Li Huilin looked at the scene in front of him in a strange way. Before he could analyze what was going on, the animation over here had been played. Li Huilin felt light-hearted and then a white palace appeared in front of him.

“Build an interface of characters… it's normal here, what just happened, is there a problem with my black technology?” Li Wylin didn't figure it out, but he didn't care.

“The Heart of Glory welcomes you, please create a character.” Suddenly a very dull voice came from the front of Li Weilin. The sound was really very strange, dull, and it felt like it was a bit of a drag when the radio ran out of power.

Li Huilin looked up and was shocked. There was a woman in white, probably a woman, because Li Huilin could only see her body, and her face dragged two long black yards, cut her face into three pieces, don't say whether she recognized a woman, even no one could recognize her.

“What... where is the demon? ”

“I am a novice waiter for Honor Heart and I am responsible for the establishment of characters.” The Mosaic character replied with a super dull and horrible voice.

“Hey, aren't you scared to scare the kids by getting such a horrible character to be a new receptionist?” Li Huilin rubbed his face.

“Please create a person.” The new receptionist is just a computer program. Without a reminder of the keyword, she can only repeat the written answer.

“Okay, well, it's a little scary, but let's build a character...” Li Huilin accepted the scary face and started building a character.

“The name of the person.” Beginner waiter begins the process of asking questions.

“Chestful.” In fact, this is the name Li Huilin's father read from a book when he named him, and Li Huilin has been using this as his Internet name ever since.

“The name is not duplicated.” The novice waiter still speaks in a dull voice, "confirms? ”

“Confirm.”

“Please select a race.” Just after the words of the new waiter, a virtual panel appeared in front of Li Huilin, featuring an introduction to the six races of "Heart of Glory" (people, dwarves, elves, demons, animals, dead spirits) and racial specialties.

The introductory knight Li Huilin of these races has already seen it on the official website, and now he looks at it slightly. He still feels that the ethnic genius wisdom (+10% intelligence) and diplomacy (+10 reputation of the main city of all races except the main city of mankind) of people are more suitable for him. After all, his goal is to practice a magician. Among the six races, only humans can add intelligence, and intelligence can add more damage, so he is still a reliable magician of mankind. As for diplomatic talent, which is an additional talent, there is always better than none, and Li Wylin doesn't attach much importance to it. After all, it's only 10 o'clock reputation, that is, 5% cheap shopping in the main city. It doesn't matter if you want to upgrade or do a task.

If you choose a profession, you have to wait until after level 10 to leave the new village and find a professional mentor in the main city before you can change careers, so after choosing a race, you can enter the game directly.

“Select a race, confirm? ”

“Confirm.”

“Have a good game. ”

Although the novice waiter said a good thing, but the sound was too much... but before Li Huilin frowned for a moment, his eyes were dark, and when he opened his eyes again, Li Huilin had appeared in a small village.

Li Huilin was a little stunned, because the scenery around him was really too real. Although he had played some virtual internet games before, that still showed some untruthfulness. But this time, "The Heart of Glory", it's true, isn't it? Li Huilin was surprised.

Simple and authentic house, beautiful and peaceful environment. Li Huilin took a slight breath and found that even the air seemed real. Looking at the players running around, Li Wylin raised his right hand unconsciously and shook his fist slightly to feel his body.

“It turns out to be bullshit. I didn't expect this online tour to be 98% authentic. I didn't come to play unjustly.” Li Huilin laughed with complacency, "I didn't expect my homemade game warehouse to really work, Tianyu Corporation, that's the level. ”

After that, Li Huilin followed his past experience on the Internet and remembered, “People”, an interface popped up.

Name: Chestnut

Occupation: None (not transferred)

Auxiliary occupation: None

Level: 1

Experience 0500

Attributes

HP: 100100

MP: 100100

Attack: 4-7 Defense 2-4

Magic Attack 4-7 Magic Defense 2-2

Strength: 7 (affects physical attacking power, affects range and occupation, meaning that physics forces more attacks than law professions do)

Agility: 9 (affects attack speed, movement speed, slightly increases defense)

Institution: 5 (affects blood volume, greatly increases defense)

Intelligence: 7 (affects spell attack power and spell assault, influence range and occupation related)

Spirit: 5 (Increase Magic Value, Exorcism Speed, Magic Defense)

Luck: 5 (Mysterious Properties, Increase Crit, Loss Rate, Trigger Task Conditions, etc.)

Reputation point: 0

Skill: Heavy Strike (Lv1 0200): Heavy Strike, increases Attack by 5 points. Active, consumes magic 5 points, cools for 15 seconds. Can be upgraded.

Ethnic Talents:

Intelligence: Intelligence - 10%

Diplomacy: the prestige of the capital of all nations except the capital of mankind - 10

“Fuck, what's going on?” Li Huilin was surprised to see the character's attributes.