All Things Wrong

Since it was a little late, after looking at my bank deposit, Li Wylin went to bed. The next day at 7: 00, Li Huilin got up on time, found some cold rice in the fridge and cooked some soaking rice for breakfast, eating while watching the official website and forum of "Honor Heart".

Forum Top Posts: "The Greatest Player Ever Strikes Beginner Village Chief, Village Chief Submits Succubus to Give Hidden Tasks"

There is no text below, just a video link. Li Huilin opened the video, and it was the old man with the gray beard who slapped himself.

Message below.

Posted by: I have nothing more to say, gentlemen, look for yourself.

Ground floor: Two words for bullshit.

Second floor: worship the gods.

Third floor: This sticker must be on fire.

Fourth Floor: Fire Forceps Liu Ming.

……

21st Floor: Bullshit

……

57th Floor: Fire Forceps Liu Ming.

……

690: Brother is the man in the video, please worship.

691/F: S13 upstairs

……

“Alas...” Li Huilin sighed softly after reading the post, “I am no longer in Jianghu, but there are legends of my brother around Jianghu...”

After cleaning up a little chopsticks, I just wanted to get into the game and suddenly heard a “chirp” coming from the hallway at the door.

A little strange, Li Weilin opened the door and found that neighbor Chen Juan actually sat in the hallway against his own door. His eyes closed and his chest swept together like he was asleep.

“Hey, wake up.” Li Huilin squatted down to wake Chen Juan. He hasn't come close yet, and the smell of alcohol rushed to his face.

“This guy, how much did he drink?” Li Huilin frowned and continued to wake up, “Sister Juan, Sister Juan, wake up. ”

“Ah, handsome man...” Chen Juan woke up slightly. His beautiful face was red and a charming voice penetrated Li Huilin's ear. “Come and sit at my house. ”

“I said, this is my house...” Li Huilin wiped the sweat, "Juan, where are your keys, I'll help you back. ”

Chen Juan was obviously drunk and didn't really know what he was doing anymore. He didn't answer confused. Luckily, Li Huilin saw the bag that Chen Juan pressed under his right hand. He took it out and flipped it down. The key was inside, and by the way, he went from this bag to several condoms, and he was sweating again.

“I'll help you back.” Li Huilin raised Chen Juan as he spoke, walking limply to Chen Juan's room 2401, opened the door, a female perfume came out.

“Wow, this guy doesn't even open windows when he goes out, sooner or later he gets sick.” Li Huilin quickly pulled Chen Juan into the bedroom, threw him directly on the bed, pulled over the quilt to cover her corner, then opened the window in the living room, packed up the messy items on the living room table, washed his hands in the bathroom, then looked at Chen Juan, who was already asleep, and gently went out the door.

“I'm not a little too much of an animal.” Shut Chen Juan's door and Li Huilin suddenly reacted. Even the condoms were ready, he didn't have any ideas. Do you have a gay tendency?

“Forget it, the doors are closed, the keys are still in her living room, and I can't even get in now.” Think about yourself or don't be bothered, it's not so eager, why not?

Returning to his room, close the door, Li Huilin sat in a homemade game warehouse again. After the black screen, I appeared yesterday offline.

“What are you doing today?” Li Huilin thought about it, "Well, simple planning, first we have to upgrade, according to my experience of now - 250, you need to die 105 times to reach level 10... I wipe, this game can play, I need to die 1005 times to reach level 100... forget it first 100 times. I made a fork, why doesn't this game have a suicide system, suicide begging, the Great Magic of Disintegration or something powerful kneeling. ”

There was no way to commit suicide, Lee Wylin had to go out and look for weirdness, and found Black Slime again. Li Wylin hit each and then dragged away, black Slime chased the beating hard, and when Li Wylin led to the fifth, he finally fell screaming "ah”.

“It's not much faster than playing weirdo.” Li Huilin, who walked out of the rebirth point, was a little depressed, ran from the village to the outside, then died, and then ran out of the village for a long time. The main reason is that the Slime attack was really low, and it took half a day for a guy like himself to hit level 1, and he hasn't had the experience of killing monsters in situ yet.

The upgrade of Li Wylin is really slow enough. If other players, the first level only requires 500 points of experience, the village chief's rookie assignment will have 200 points, and another 60 Slames will be upgraded, and the first to second levels won't take an hour. And Li Huilin is going to die more than a dozen times back and forth, and it won't take twice as long.

“What if you look for a weird guy with an aggressive bull...” Soon Lee Wylin came up with another way, Slim hit himself with 2 or 3 points of blood, that's why it's so slow, if you look for a weird guy who can seconds himself, it's not much happier to die.

But it's not right to even think about it. The dangerous weirdness is somewhere far away in the novice village. It takes half a day to get out, and after being resurrected, you go back to the novice village. It's not like you're going to die, and it's not necessarily faster than being killed by Sleim.

“Fucking tangle, let's play weird escalation.” Li Huilin said depressingly.

The twist was going on, and Li Wylin on this side suddenly heard the conversation between the two players next to him.

“You go digging again, hurry up and upgrade the weirdness. We'll talk about it when you leave the new village.” One player said to the other player carrying the manuscript, "The deputy positions are all empty, it's the Wang Dao who has to change his position quickly. ”

“I think the deputy job of miner is useful. Look, a quality 10 iron ore can sell 15 copper coins, make more money.” The player who resisted the manuscript said, "Too bad I only dared to dig at the entrance of the mine. The weirdness inside was too strong, two seconds for me. ”

“Bullshit, that's all you got, who told you to keep digging. ”

“Wait a minute, guys.” Li Wylin over here called the two players, "Could you excuse me for a moment? ”

“Oh, what is it?” The two stopped and looked at Li Wylin and said.

“Where's that mine you're talking about? How far away is Novice Village?” Li Huilin asked.

“Oh, just a little bit south of novice village, not far.” The player carrying the manuscript said he pointed in the direction, "and walked this way. It'll be here in a minute. ”

“Holy shit, God help me too.” Li Weilin's thrilled punch, “is that weird? ”

“Yeah, the entrance to the mine is fine, nothing weird, but a little walk inside would brush a Grade 6 bat, and a Grade 8 weird zombie, especially awesome.” The minerals are better, "the player said," but it's too dangerous for me to get into level 3. ”

“Oh, thank you.” Li Huilin smiled and said.

“By the way, if you want to go to the mine, there's a prerequisite task to get a mine certificate, otherwise the system won't let you into the mine.” At first glance, Li Huilin was very interested in the mine cave. He thought Li Huilin was also very interested in mining, so he cautioned kindly.

“Oh, well, where do you get the assignment?” Li Huilin asked.

“It's the village blacksmith's place where you can get a mining certificate by taking on a deputy job and studying as a deputy miner. ”

“Oh, I see. Thank you.” Li Huilin said sincerely.

“Nothing. Everyone helps each other.” The joker waved his hand with a laugh and left.

Farewell to the two kind players, Li Huilin went to the village blacksmith. The blacksmith shop in the village is not large, it looks like more than 40 square meters. There are more than a dozen players at the door, and some are practicing iron striking on the side of the anvil, which has been studied by the deputy forge.

The blacksmith is a 40-year-old mustache NPC, and his name is Bud. Now knocking next to the anvil at the front door, dealing with the players coming and going.

“Hmm? Kid, you're the new warrior the village chief told me about. I heard you completed the village chief's assignment, and it looks like you still have some strength. So, I have a mission here, and you help me collect 10 sharp teeth of sharp teeth, and I'll use iron.” As soon as Li Weilin approached, the blacksmith Bud here began to launch the mission.

System Tip: Village Blacksmith Bud releases an E-class task to collect pointed teeth and accept them.

“What kind of mission would a ghost do?” Li Huilin refused, “quickly give me the mining certificate. ”

“Oh, you want to go mining, miners are also a great profession, I can teach you mining skills, but you need to complete my previous assignment before I can let you study as an associate.” The blacksmith Bud here spoke the language prescribed by the system, and nothing accidentally refused Li Wylin's request.

“Shit, I'm going to do this mission a few hundred more times experience, you need me to die more than once, I won't do it, I warn you, give me the proof, my hands are itchy, careful to shoot you as an idiot.” Li Huilin threatened.

“Huh, hairless kid, dare you threaten me?” Blacksmith Bud shouted.

Bud's voice was so loud that it quickly caught the attention of several players around him and those shopping around him.

“What happened? Who's the player?” A player asks.

“Why do I think this guy looks so familiar?” The other player touched his chin and said.

Li Huilin on this side was never afraid of being watched. He didn't care at all, and now he's laughed at by this blacksmith Bud, “I see, you owe him a smoke, too. ”

“Ah?” Bud hasn't figured it out yet. Lee Wylin here has slapped Bud in the face.

“Bang.” A loud bang suddenly silenced the entire blacksmith shop.