All Things Wrong

Chapter 165: Fruit by the Road

“It's very aggressive and has a knockout effect.” The wind over here also saw Li Huilin flying out, his eyes flashing.

“MT is flying, get on top of it.” Summoning the Jade Emperor to the wind also said.

“Don't rush.” The wind also calmly said, "Bring me the Fallen Axe first. ”

“I said it wasn't the Fallen Axe. It only said the old axe. Okay, here...” Summoning Jade Emperor said as he said he was going to hand over the axe. As a result, he just traded the axe in the past, and saw the doll bear behind him shrink, then shook it forward. The target of the attack was the wind flowing forward.

“Hey, hey, the attack is coming.” Summoning the Jade Emperor immediately said.

“Don't worry.” The wind also leaned slightly backwards, and the doll bear's paw slid past the wind, only ten centimetres away, but there was no body that touched the wind and flowed.

“I've just calculated that this bear is only 5 meters 1 long, and according to my current position, they can't attack me.” The wind also said confidently.

“Why are you so reliable all of a sudden? I'm not used to it. Is it your strength to calculate distance for a moment?” Summoned Jade Emperor to ask.

“That's nature, and you can see it at a glance.” The wind also said, "Anyway, standing at this distance, we're all safe. ”

The wind just finished, the doll bear over here suddenly shouted, then pulled up the whole body empty-handed and jumped a big step forward.

“Then it'll jump things then.” Summoned Jade Emperor.

Wind also flows: "…”

“Kumar!” The doll bear shouted, and a bear clapped and slapped the wind out front.

“Die, mascot kills again!” Summoned Jade Emperor to shout.

With three people left on the scene, the doll bear had just shot the wind and flown, and the next target was to stand nearest to it.

“I've got eyes on you, Chiyo.” Summoning Jade Emperor immediately said, "Your shooting range should be further than his range of attack. Drag the kite for a while and wait for MT to come back. MT is a little too slow, too. ”

“No way! I can't attack.” Thousands of yards here remain unchanged, shouting immediately.

“Why?” summoned Jade Emperor strangely.

“They're so cute, they can't do it!” Qianzai answered immediately, unchanged.

“Cute?” Summoning Jade Emperor squinted his eyes and looked at the scene with his body stretched 5 meters, like a noodle twisting doll bear in the air, and took a deep breath, "I said... please tell me where it is cute? What's this got to do with cuteness? ”

“Don't you think his eyes look adorable? Looks interesting too.” Thousand Years remains the same, he said.

“This thing is totally a hunt, okay? How distorted is your aesthetic? You tell me, shoot me, you son of a bitch!” Summoned Jade Emperor to bite his teeth and say.

“Ok... ok.” Thousand Years looked at the furious summoning Jade Emperor, slowly raised the bow and arrow in his hand, and toughly aimed at the doll bear in front.

“Kumar! The doll bear started attacking again, and as soon as he dumped his body, he attacked toward the same place.

“Absolutely not. This guy made me cry.” Thousands of yards remain unchanged and suddenly roar, "can't just be each other's eyes! ”

”He summoned the Jade Emperor.

The "bang” sounded loud, and the next second was the same, and the whole person was smoked away to a distance.

“Well played! I couldn't help but give you 32 likes!” Summoned Jade Emperor to shout.

“Kumar!” Another one flew, and this time the doll bear turned to summon the Jade Emperor.

“What the hell is going on with these guys? I don't know where they're going now.” Summon the Jade Emperor to help his forehead, then say to the peace around him, "How come MT hasn't come back yet, Anlan, step back a bit, wait for MT to come back. ”

“No, I can't.” Answered Enron standing where he was.

“Oh, why?” Summon the Jade Emperor to ask strangely, "don't tell me you think the bear is cute too. ”

“No.” He shook his head.

“What was that?” Summoned Jade Emperor to ask.

“My body is paralyzed and I can't move.” Quiet and calm, he said.

“Alas, how did you get paralyzed? Is there another trick?” Summoning Jade Emperor looked at the doll bear across the street, as if he didn't see the other party's skills yet, he saw the other party's strong shooter.

“It's not the reason.” Answered peacefully, "probably because of this fruit in my hand. ”

“Huh?” Summoned Jade Emperor to look down. He actually had a few small fruits in his hand, cherry size, but it was actually a strange color between the red and purple stripes, it didn't look like a normal fruit.

“Where did this come from?” Summoned Jade Emperor to ask.

“Just picked it on the side of the road.” Answered peacefully.

“And you ate it?” Summoned Jade Emperor to ask.

“Mm-hmm." Nodded softly.

“What do you think? This fruit is so bright, it's poisonous at first glance, okay? Normal people don't eat, do they?” Summoned Jade Emperor.

“But it looks delicious.” Said Ann.

“I...” summoned Jade Emperor to take a deep breath, then turned to the doll bear, “that monster over there, please beat this guy up too, or I'm really going away. ”

The doll bear over here really cooperated and yelled "Kumar!” Then he slapped him and punched him in the face.

“Why do I think the most reliable person in this room is this bear-hunter? What are the others doing?” Summoning the Jade Emperor couldn't help but say.

“I'm back!” While only Jade Emperor was being summoned, Li Huilin, the first person to be photographed on this side, finally ran back.

“It's a little too slow, you've been photographed for a few meters. How long did it take you to come back?" ”Summoned Jade Emperor to shout.

“Ah, sorry, there's actually a reason, let me explain.” Li Huilin said.

“Okay, I listen.” Summon the Jade Emperor to nod his head.

“Just after being photographed, I fell to the ground and found a little grass in front of me, with a few red and purple stripes of fruit on it, because it looked delicious, so I picked it up and ate it, but I didn't think it was toxic, so I was paralyzed, and now I can move.” Li Huilin said.

“Who are you learning from? There's still weird people here who haven't hit one of them and eat it on the ground.” Summon the Jade Emperor to collapse.

“I can't help it. The fruit looks delicious, but it does taste good, except for the poison, which is more troublesome.” Li Huilin touched his head and said.

“Okay, okay, I don't want to talk about this anymore. Can we play weird? Can you play weird?” Summoned Jade Emperor.

“Okay, no problem. Where's my Fallen Axe? Let me cut this joke bear to death.” Li Huilin reached out.

“I just gave the wind and the wind flowed, and the goods flew.” Summoning Jade Emperor said in a bad way, "I've been flying out for half a day and haven't come back at all. ”

“What are you doing with the key props? Do you think they're reliable? I have to take care of it.” Li Huilin said.

“There's no such thing as reliable, okay? You guys fly faster than he does, okay?” Summon the Jade Emperor and say, "Besides, why do you have to cut off the axe? Attack me directly with your weapon! ”

“It's a bear, how can you cut it with a common sword? It's an insult to him! You have to kill it with the Fallen Axe.” Li Huilin said.

“Insult you, you yarn. They're just little freaks. Please insult him, okay?” Summoned Jade Emperor.

“Have you ever wondered how pathetic it is to be a bear who cannot die under the Axe of the Fallen God...” Li Huilin moved with love.

“I'm fine to think about what a bear does, and you show me what a bear it looks like!” Summoning Jade Emperor refers to the long striped bear that is still twisting next to his finger.

“Huh? I haven't seen this for half a minute. Why is it so cute all of a sudden?” Li Huilin noticed the change in the doll bear and exclaimed.

“Where's the cute thing about you telling me how distorted your saving beauty is?” Summoning the Jade Emperor couldn't help but say.

“I'm back.” At this time, another person drilled into the trees next to him, and they turned their heads and saw that it was the second wind that flew out.

“Too slow!” Summoned Jade Emperor to roar.

“I'm sorry I just flew out and saw a red and purple stripe of fruit on the ground, because it looked delicious and I ate it, and I was paralyzed...” The wind helped me, “Sorry, I lost my temper...”

“There's no end to it, Enron. Can it be contagious?” Summoned Jade Emperor to roar.

“Ah, I'm back.” There was another man running out of the trees next to him, and everyone turned around and looked at him. It was the third one to fly out for a thousand years.

“Sorry, I should have come back early, but...”

Thousand Years on this side just wanted to explain, and the Jade Emperor was summoned to interrupt directly: “Then you flew out to the ground and saw a red and purple striped fruit, and then you picked it up and ate it, and you found the poison and you were paralyzed, right? ”

“How do you know!” Thousand Years looked at the Jade Emperor with surprise. "Did you see that? No way. You've seen me so embarrassed. Shame on you! ”

“Shame on your sister, a poisonous fruit at first glance. Want to play with all of you? Can we have a good time playing games?” Summoned Jade Emperor to shout.

“Take it easy, take it easy, everybody's acting weird.” Li Huilin immediately said, "Over there, bring me my Fallen Axe. ”

“You use a one-handed axe, too?” The wind also asked, "I thought you had a two-handed sword. I was the one with both hands. ”

“Whatever you do, chopping bears must be done with the Axe of Fallen.” Li Huilin said, "I'm MT, I should come, right? ”

“Well... that seems to make sense, here you go.” The wind also nodded.

Li Huilin took the axe, waved it in his hand, then looked forward with his left hand and said, "All right, brothers, get the artifact and put it on me. ”