All Things Wrong

In Village Square in Sikor Village, a temporary wine table has now been set up. Tax Officer Pavlov is sitting inside drinking now. Of course, this is what the other party dares to drink until he drinks first, because he is really afraid of being poisoned.

“My lord, what's wrong with you, you don't look well, is the food not in your appetite?” Serwen over here saw Pavlov with a heavy face and asked kindly.

“You... where's your village chief?” When Selwin first entered the village, he introduced himself as the village chief's son. Where did the village chief go? Did he organize the villagers to surround themselves?

“My father left for Sovata City yesterday. He must thank the Duke himself, so I am in charge of the matter for the time being. Don't worry, the tax matter will never be delayed.” Serwen on this side said immediately.

I'm a liar. And thank the Duke? It's definitely where the villagers hide and wait for us to get drunk and arrest us all. Pavlov on this side immediately remembered that it was basically Selwin's lie that you were charging 70% of the tax and thanking the lord, are you sick?

“Hurry up... pay your taxes, I... I'm leaving for the next place.” Pavlov here is panicking, everything is so unnatural that he panicked to death.

“Okay, my lord, let's begin now.” Serwen here heard Pavlov's orders and started collecting taxes. He nodded naturally, and came up with a book, and shouted to the following people: "First, German, the family has four acres of land. This year, 1140 kilos were harvested and 798 kilos were due. Devon. Where's Devon? ”

“Mayor, Devon went home to fetch food.” One of the villagers below shouted at the top.

It's true, Pavlov. Think about it. Someone might actually pay for it. Is this Devon actually pulling food over?

“Oh, I'm sorry, my lord, a little too many. I think Devon is a little lucky to be moving. Please wait a minute.” Serwen on this side said immediately.

Wait? You think I'm stupid? Maybe I'll wait till a mob with a sickle fork rushes to cut myself. Pavlov on this side looks at the captain of the city guard and immediately says: “Since you're not ready, forget it, give you another day, I'll go back today...” Anyway, he has come for a walk, even if this situation can't be taxed, the owner of the city shouldn't blame himself.

“Sir, you can't go back. Please wait. We can't delay Lord's collection of taxes.” Serwen on this side said immediately.

If I don't let you go back, there must be a conspiracy. Pavlov here heard Selwin say that, and he wants to go back even more. He immediately said: "That's it, forget it today, I'll go first...”

“I'm coming! I'm here!” Pavlov heard the scream not far away before he finished. Turning around, a farmer pulled a full truck of food and came towards him, with several more presumably his family helping to push the truck.

“Devon! What's the matter? I didn't inform you yesterday. Today you are the first to pay taxes. Why is it so late?” Serwen over here shouted immediately.

“I'm sorry, Mayor, but I didn't expect too many, I couldn't move here. I borrowed a car, so I apologize for the delay!” German on this side said immediately.

“My lord, I'm sorry, but the countrymen don't know the rules. Please forgive me.” Selwyn on this side immediately said, naturally helping his villagers to make love.

Pavlov doesn't have time to worry about this at this time. Pavlov doesn't know how to react when he sees a car full of grain. You're really pulling grain to pay taxes. Are you out of your mind?

“Sir, please accept?” Seeing Pavlov, who doesn't know why he's stunned, Selwin whispered.

“Oh... oh... Somebody, over a pound.” Pavlov can't figure out what's going on now, but it's a good thing that he didn't think he'd really get taxes, but he's still got everything ready. He's got a scalpel and everything, and he commands the people next to him to lift it up immediately.

The quantity was a little too large, and Pavlov had been inspecting it for a while alone in German, and at the end of the day, Pavlov was a little incredible, because he was really pulling almost 800 kilos of food.

“The inspection is done," Pavlov said incredibly.

“Good job, Devon!” Serwen on this side immediately said, "This will not cause any trouble for the Lord. ”

The villagers in the village all encouraged to look at German, they all looked at him and were embarrassed. This big man touched his head: “That's nature. How can we cause such great lords trouble? Well, whoever's food hasn't been moved yet, let's all help move it. ”

“Yeah, you guys hurry up, the tax officer's waiting.” Serwen on this side shouted and shouted, "Next, Coma, the family has a total of 6 acres of land, and this year it has harvested a total of 1,550 kilograms, which is 1,085 kilograms, Coma. ”

“Already here.” Coma on this side immediately said that he was up early to move all the food from the warehouse to the car, waiting to pay taxes.

“Over... over pound...” Pavlov was scared by these guys, can't understand, you said 70% of the taxes are paid out of your mind, forget it, you still have a happy relationship what's going on, look at the villagers in front of you with a smile to carry their own food, Pavlov suddenly feels like a dream.

“Acceptance completed… Collection of 1085 kg…” Shortly thereafter, Pavlov drew a painting on the name of Koma, proving that he had paid off this year's taxes, 1085 kg a lot.

“Next, Sadie, home...” Selwyn over here started calling the next one again.

So, the tax collection went very smoothly, and Pavlov on this side couldn't believe it was true. An excited villager went mad and delivered a bundle of food to himself, and a hill-like grain stack was set up right next to the village square.

“My lord... we don't have enough cars.” The captain of the city guard whispered in Pavlov's ear.

Before coming out, nobody really wanted to receive taxes, so when Pavlov left the house, he dragged three cars symbolically. Now, if all of this is really done, ten cars can't be transported back.

“You… go back to Satumare, find a car, and report the situation here and the Lord of the City…” Pavlov on this side thought. The village of Sikor is not far from Satumare and will be back soon.

“Yes, my lord.” The captain of the city guard nodded and went right back.

Pavlov continues to collect taxes on this side, and the progress is really too smooth. The villagers on this side are completely insane. There are only too many to pay, and none to pay less. The people of the whole village work together to move food to Pavlov.

Looking at the bundled food, Pavlov on this side forgot something about the rebellion for the time being and began to take it seriously, and one morning Pavlov on this side had already received 20,000 kg of food.

Here, the captain of the city guard sent to find the car has also returned, walking to Pavlov with an unknown face.

“My lord, only 4 cars were found.” Chief of the City Guard reported.

“What? Four is not enough. Can't you see?” Pavlov on this side said immediately.

“No, my lord, the city has gone mad. Tax collectors everywhere don't know what's going on. Everyone sent people back to find cars. Now the whole city can use cars that are being pulled out to load food. These cars are borrowed from the owner's house. There are really no cars left.” The captain of the city guard said.

“Fuck, are you kidding me? All the villages around here paid taxes?” I can't believe Pavlov said that, although he said that he had seen the tax payment in the village of Sikor himself, it also means that the whole village of Sikor is a psychopath, and now all the villages around him are paying taxes. Is this a joke? 70%, 70%, this is not a 7% tax rate, can this also receive taxes?

“It's true, I met a few captains, they all came back to find a car. I heard the villagers on their side were so happy to see them coming to collect taxes. The village chief couldn't help but bring his daughter to sleep with the tax collector.” The captain of the city guard said in vain.

“...” Pavlov is really speechless, "What's going on this year? The villagers are crazy? ”

“I don't know, my lord.” The captain of the city guard looked at the villagers who were passionately giving them food, and thought about it, "70% of the taxes are paid, which is probably crazy. ”

“Revenue officer, is there a problem?” Serwen over here saw what Pavlov was talking to the captain next to him and walked over and asked.

“Well... Selwyn, right?” Pavlov said.

“Yes, my lord.” Selwyn nodded over here.

“I noticed our car didn't seem to be enough, do you have a car in your village...” Pavlov asked.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the taxpayer's car is not enough. Please do us a favor later. We have all the cars in the house to use. We can't delay Lord's taxes by giving all this food to the taxpayer back to Satumare.” Serwen over here shouted immediately.

“Yes, Mayor! ”

“No problem!”

“Well, I'm sure they're crazy.” Pavlov on this side said to the captain of the city guard next to him.