All Things Wrong

“Hello audience, here we are again, live from the 173rd Dillama Race, and I'm your favorite host, Joel.” Fifteen minutes before the start of the game, the next table suddenly came out of nowhere with a goblin NPC in a gown, holding a loudspeaker and saying excitedly to everyone.

“Fuck! Who's this?” Li Huilin said in surprise.

“Moderator, what's so strange?” Winhana glanced ahead and said.

“This fucking MD is a little too high-end, even the host?” Li Huilin can't even hold on.

“The Mirror of Images is broadcast live all over the continent, you know how important this game is.” Winhana said with a smile.

“...” Li Weilin is really speechless, your game producer is a little too bad.

“The total number of people enrolled in this tournament is 203. Now that the reporting period is over, the actual number of people arriving here is 199. The tournament is about to begin. Please enjoy this carnival.” With the facilitator's inflammatory shouts, the surrounding crowd burst into fierce cheers in an instant.

“Now that the game is about to begin, all vehicles are requested to follow staff directions to the set starting position.” The moderator continued.

Just after that, Li Huilin discovered that a lot of vehicles were starting to move forward, while Li Huilin did not move.

“Why don't we move on?” Li Huilin asked, "Isn't the position ahead better? ”

“Alas... we were ranked 57th last year and are now in front of the top 10 cars.” Winhana over here said, "We're in the sixth batch, just wait. ”

“Orad!” As I was speaking, suddenly I heard someone shouting Orad again. Li Huilin turned around and drove over a car the size of this black rhino, but the colour was completely white and it looked very bright. The cab window was open, and the driver was also a geotechnical NPC, waving at Orad.

“Meewers...” Orad obviously knew the goblin, and when he saw him, he clearly frowned.

“You're here this year, it's already more than 50 people, what a disgrace to our village of Saiga.” Mivos laughed and said, "Winhana, why don't you join my team? It's the 11th team. ”

“No, Master Myworth.” Winhana here refuses immediately, "we wouldn't have done so well if you hadn't helped us last year. ”

“Don't be ridiculous, I didn't help you.” Miworth laughed and then saw Li Weilin in the trunk. “Oh, there are new people this year. Looks like you may be dropping out of 100 this year, maybe you'll be eliminated halfway...”

“Mivos! Shut the fuck up!” Orad over here suddenly shouted at Mivos.

“Oh, stop it, I'm going to the queue, you guys wait slowly, 57.” Myworth didn't face Orad on the roof and left with a slight smile.

“Who is this villain?” Li Huilin pointed at the white car that was slowly moving forward and asked.

“My hometown, sorry to make you laugh.” Olad took a breath and said calmly.

“Master, this guy didn't mean it well at all, it was them last year...” Winhana was interrupted by Orad when she just wanted to say something.

“Stop it, Winnie, he's not against us, but he's not against the rules, and I don't look down on his means, but we're careless.” Olad said, "It's time for us. ”

As I was saying, a few of the goblin staff were already up there, indicating that Ola was driving the car to the designated position. All the cars were in rows of 10, about 10 meters from the front and back, and very quickly, the cars in rows of 20 had arrived at their exact positions, and the time had almost passed.

“The drivers are ready.” Moderator Joel stood on the stage, raised a yellow flag and shouted below, and the scene immediately calmed down.

Li Huilin immediately pulled the armrest next to him, saving him from being thrown out as if he had just done so.

“173rd Dirama Race, I announce, now - here we go!” With the host's order, an engine sounded, Li Huilin quickly pulled into the armrest, but unlike Li Huilin's imagination, the cars around him said the engine sounded very loud, but the starting speed was very, very slow, there was not even 20KMh to visualize, the front and rear contrast made Li Huilin unresponsive.

“Huh? Isn't it racing? Why is everybody driving so slow?” Li Wylin asked strangely, why not speed up the car that just got here from the garage?

“Overtaking is not allowed for the first 10 kilometres and belongs to the parade type.” Winhana here explained, "mainly to show the surrounding audience the vehicle. ”

Li Huilin looked at it and it was true that the surrounding guardrail was full of spectators, all of whom shouted some names.

“Wind god! Wind god!" “Destroyer! Prince! Prince!”...

“It's all the names of the cars, right?” Li Wylin guessed, "Except for our car, everyone else has a shouting rhythm, right...”

“Only the top ten cars are screamed.” Winhana said, "That's the way the game works, only the champion is qualified to speak, so we have to win the championship. ”

“Xiao Wen was right.” Olad seems to have adjusted his mind as well, turning to Li Wylin and saying, “Though you came here by chance, in a car, we were teammates, working together to win the championship. ”

“Before you do, could you introduce me to the rules of the game?” Li Huilin said.

“…” Winhana sighed directly, "Alas, well, I'll try to explain. ”

As she spoke, Winhana took a piece of paper from the front and handed it to Li Weilin: "This is the road map for the game. ”

Li Huilin looked at the map, the route was very messy, not straight at all, the twisting feeling spared a big circle, and the final destination came back here.

“Circle race? Wait, I always think the scale of this map is a little wrong...” Li Huilin refers to the map because there is only one point on the map that this town draws.

“What's wrong?” Winhana asked strangely.

“How big is this circle?” Li Huilin suddenly had a bad feeling.

“The route is 1,171 kilometres long.” Winhana replied.

“Huh? 1171 kilometers. Are you kidding me?” Li Huilin straightaway stunned, more than 1,100 kilometers, the railway doesn't have this long route, right?

“No kidding, starting from here, heading northeast past Caymette Canyon, going this way around Lake Treenly, then over Majongla Peak, then through the Akola Wasteland, going around a circle, back here.” Winhana pointed at the map and introduced to Li Wylin.

“...” Li Huilin directly helps the forehead, “I'll fucking say I'm in the pit, how long will the route take? ”

“Generally… three days.” Winhana said.

“Three days?” Li Huilin had nothing to say. I thought it should be quick to enter a race or something. I didn't realize it wasn't a race at all. It felt like a rally. It was only three days. Isn't that a waste of time?

“In short, there is a recording point every few dozen kilometres, as long as the car passes, as long as it passes through these recording points, and then the first passes through the finish line.” Winhana said.

“I suddenly don't want to do this anymore.” Li Huilin said, making a three-day car and not being able to win the championship, what is this?

“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you” Winhana said a little angry.

“Well, pay attention, the game is officially about to begin.” The sudden seriousness of Ola, who was driving, said.

“Are you there...” Winhana's expression also got serious, looking at the sign in front, it said 10 kilometers, the first cars leading are almost there.

“Everybody be careful.” Olad said seriously.

Li Huilin hurriedly pulled the armrest again, this time it really looks like it is going to rush.

“Here we are!” said the pilot, Winhana, suddenly shouting, then the car suddenly “hissed” and braked hard. Li Huilin was already ready to accelerate, but he almost fell again, not expecting a sudden brake.

“What's going on? Why the sudden stop?” Li Huilin got up and asked.

“Look around.” Winhana did not answer directly, but pointed to the side of her finger.

Li Weilin looked around, not just their car, but all the cars around them stopped, and the scene was strange. Lee Wylin hasn't figured it out for half a day. Isn't this a race? Why is everybody stopping?

“It's dangerous up ahead.” Winhana here seemed to see Li Huilin's confusion, pointing to the front, he said.

“Alas?” Li Wylin just wanted to ask what was at stake and heard a sudden and loud explosion.

“Bang” made a loud noise, Li Huilin immediately looked ahead and saw that a car on fire was still driving forward, while the people inside the car could hear the screams burning even on their side.

“Huh?” Li Wylin hasn't reacted yet. What happened is that the tank destroyer in front suddenly pointed at the car next to him and the main gun went off.

“Shit, this tank really fires! Are you fucking kidding me?” Li Huilin couldn't help but say.

The gun seemed to be a signal, and soon, it wasn't just artillery, it was all kinds of fireballs, ice columns, bows and arrows, and rocks started flying around in front of the convoy. And the car in the back is completely immobile, watching the car in front attack each other, and the farther you go, the less you want to go forward.

“What is this... what is this?” Lee Wylin is stunned. Is this Nima racing?

“The first group is grabbing a spot, waiting to take it.” Winhana whispered.

“This, this task is too much!” Li Huilin suddenly said excitedly, "It's like a carnival. ”