All Things Wrong

“Master… this is not possible…” Winhana looked at Orad, who was having difficulty climbing in the car, and couldn't help but say, "We… let's give up. ”

“Bullshit..." The Orad state on this side is so bad, even talking so hard, "we... want to win, we want to win... the championship. ”

Speaking of which, Orad pulled the key next to him, and the “Bomb Bomb” engine sounded and the black rhino started. I was just about to step on the throttle, and Orad here had a severe dizziness, almost slipping off the driver's seat.

“Shit! Why... why is it this time of year... move your feet... my hands...” Look at your trembling hands, Orad is unhappy, why is this happening, the great walls like Destroyer, Dragon Palace, Hive, they've come over, and now they've lost to disease, how can he let go?

“Uh... probably won't be able to open it.” Li Huilin leaned forward and said, "Why don't you try a different driver? ”

“Change?” Winhana here is stunned, there are a lot of convoys besides the first driver and the second driver, but there are only three of them, Winhana looked at Li Wylin, “can you drive? ”

“Fuck me, don't you?” Li Huilin asked.

“How could I possibly, would you look at my feet?” Winhana said immediately.

“Also...” This is really not to blame for Li Wylin, because in reality cars are self-driving by voice, even if they are disabled, except of course for the deaf and dumb. Of course, the cars in the game are very old-fashioned, they are all vintage cars that the museum can see. This car actually has clutch settings. This kind of thing was not needed a hundred years ago. Li Huilin can't even read it.

“Neither will you?” Winhana asked.

“Er...” Li Wylin really can't drive, the car in reality is completely different from this, just say go there, it can move itself, this thing to step on the throttle and brake on the clutch, Li Wylin really can't handle it.

“What are you talking about?” Winhana said.

“The problem is that we don't have a driver right now, or we'll pick the most reliable guy to try, which is better than parking here.” Li Huilin proposed.

“The most reliable guy? ”

Back in the town of Laverne, today is the last day of the competition, and this is where the punch line is, so the audience in the town of Laverne is getting bigger again, and everyone is waiting for the final championship.

“Hello audience, I'm host Joel, and today is the last day of the Dylama Race, and the third day of the race has now begun. Let's take a moment to recap the first two days of the race. Of the 199 teams currently in the race, 95 have exited the race, of which 69 have been defeated. The leading first group has now reached the summit of Majora Peak, and should now have begun to go downhill. Based on our experience in previous years, the next day we will be able to successfully climb to the summit in order to qualify for the championship, which means that our champions should be among the nine teams that climb to the top of the mountain. Let's take a look at these nine teams. ”

By the last day of the race, everyone's attention was on the front car, and now the shooting of the lion's vulture knight is all on the front cars, the back cars are out of control, almost every head of the top nine cars is equipped with a lion's vulture knight, and the condition of all cars is passed back in time.

Joel pointed backwards, and the magic crystal screen behind him showed a golden vehicle, and immediately the audience began to cheer: "Prince! Prince!”

“Now what you see is the first prince temporarily ranked, the first vehicle to climb the mountain yesterday to win the Mountain Award, and now the second magic apprentice is about 40 seconds away, as you should all know...” Joel began to give the audience a little introduction to the car that might win this year. After all, that audience had some first-time visitors each year, and this step was necessary.

“Next, now the second car…” The camera called the second magic apprentice again, Joel continued to introduce the information of the magic apprentice, and now the competition is not very intense, give the audience a moment to review the situation for two days, Joel said one by one.

“The next car is amazing. It's a real black horse in this race. Although it's been in service for over a decade, I hardly even heard the name of this car before, but it took just two days to remember it. Why? Twenty knockouts! This is such a horrible number, and this is not yet a Class C car brushing the number of cars broken, look at his breaking list, Destroyer, Dragon Palace, Hive... this is such a gold breaking list, no-one should still doubt the strength of these two cars, 20 breaking numbers have almost certainly won the Golden Sword Award, then, his name is...”

Joel had a very good presidency and a strong ability to mobilize the atmosphere. At the end of the sentence, the big screen showed a picture of the black rhino. At this time, Joel should have imagined that all the audiences below were shouting the name "black rhino” together, stirring up the atmosphere at the scene, but the reality was a little out of his control, because there was no sound at all.

Joel beamed for a moment, opened his eyes and found that all the audiences on the scene looked at themselves with open mouth... No, Joel looked closely at the audience's eyes and should have looked at the big screen behind him. Joel on this side immediately looked back, and he was also scared.

“I... Am I fucking right, who's driving this? ”

“Did I drink too much yesterday, Hatan, I think I saw a dragon driving...”

“You didn't drink too much, I saw it too...”

“Shit...” Joel couldn't help but say dirty words, because in the picture, a giant dragon in gold was lying on the black rhino's car, and his huge body was almost covering the whole black rhino, which is fine, the dragon actually bit the steering wheel with its mouth, the front paw kept pressing below, it looked like it was driving.

“Can this Nima do it?” Joel couldn't help but think in the hearts and minds of all the audiences present, because they no longer knew what to look at.

“Look, look... I said yes.” On the Black Rhino, Li Huilin patted Xiaomi's body, who was trying to operate next to him, and said to Winhana.

“Shut up...” Winhana on this side said with her face, “I feel like my world view is about to be subverted. Why is the most reliable guy here this dragon, why can this dragon really drive, I don't know how to think about it. ”

“Hmm... looks like I've really figured out how to use a pet, Mi, well done, you are so useful.” Li Huilin said happily.

“Ow...” Xiaomi here responded very happily, finally helping her owner, it was wonderful.

“This… slows down here… backwards to the left.” Orad lay on the leg of the co-pilot Winhana, looking ahead and giving Xiaomi guidance on how to operate. To be honest, when Li Wylin just said it, Orad also thought Li Wylin was joking. He tried to understand this dragon, and most importantly, now it's downhill road, the greater the weight, the faster Xiaomi presses the black rhino on top of the black rhino.

“WOW... WOW...” The steering wheel is really a bit tired with my mouth. Xiaomi on this side is very hard to beat, but I don't know how to do it every time, and I don't know if Xiaomi really has the talent to drive.

“Speed... too fast...” Orad said looking at the speed of descent, "This way, no...”

“No yarn, full speed!” Li Huilin waved, “We'll be champions when we finish the first seven cars. ”

“You're in trouble. We're flying out of the runway at the next turn, okay?” Winhana said, "Mi, slow down! ”

“Knock," Winhana didn't finish her words on this side. There was a sound under the wheel that seemed to be a rock collision. It was presumably pressed against the rock. If Orad would definitely hide from the rock in normal times, something would definitely happen if the rock was overwhelmed, but now Xiaomi is driving, there is really no way to avoid it.

Because the speed was really too fast, the rock underneath was a mat, the steering wheel turned sharply, Xiaomi didn't pull it, the car on this side rushed directly out of the road and drove straight down the hill.

“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!” Winhana said nervously hand-dancing.

“Attaboy, that's it! Mi, just go down the hill!” Li Huilin shouted excitedly.

“What are you looking for? Ahhh! There's a tree ahead...” Winhana's face has changed. Just ahead of the black rhino is a tree, directly in front of the black rhino. “Go right, no right...”

“What left and right, Mi, hit the front!” Li Huilin stood in front of the car and said excitedly.

“Hey, hey! What the hell are you doing? I... am really going to crash, die, die...” Winhana looked at the nearer trunk of the tree and closed her eyes.

“Bang” sounded, the black rhinoceros on this side of the tree was definitely hiding, and the front end was stuck on the trunk in front...