All Things Wrong

Dragon Valley Cave, Remidios on this side is explaining some knowledge to Xiaomi, probably because Li Weilin is also here, Remidios on this side actually teaches in human language, but of course Xiaomi also understands human language, otherwise how to understand Li Weilin.

However, Li Wylin always feels that the content of this teaching seems to be slightly problematic, because the way Remidios is taught here is very, very... unique.

“Well, as a human pet, the first thing to do is to serve the owner wholeheartedly.” Remidios on this side said something that Lee Wylin couldn't understand at all, “you understand? Take care of your master. ”

“Ow.” Xiaomi here nodded very well. Of course, he was very fond of Li Wylin, and the idea was very acceptable.

“I'm not just talking about combat, what you have to do is integrate into the life of the master.” Remidios over here said.

“Huh?” Xiaomi here twisted her head slightly. She didn't seem to understand. Don't talk about Xiaomi, Li Wylin next door doesn't understand much.

“Uh, simply, the maid knows, actually, the pet does the same thing as the maid.” Remidios thought about it.

“Wait for me...” Xiaomi hasn't said anything yet, Li Wylin can't sit down first, "nonsense, it's completely different, okay? ”

“What do you know, you don't teach like that, okay?” Remidios over here says, "Son, listen to me. ”

“Ow.” Xiaomi nodded very cooperatively on this side.

“So in order to take care of the master's life, some skills are necessary.” Remidios goes on over here, "like laundry and cooking, and I'm going to teach you these techniques. ”

Li Huilin: “…” To be honest, I really don't know how to reflect it.

“Ow!” biased this side of Xiaomi's face, I have the confidence to learn a good look, the two of them work together so well.

“First cooking.” Remidios said, always grabbing next to him, then pulling out a fish, which they presumably prepared for dinner, and then it was really a fish, and it jumped alive, of course the fish's head... was about the same size as Lee Wylin's whole person, and had no idea what kind.

“Although this is food, this is not food for mankind.” Remidios here explains with care, "Because humans are troubled, they eat only cooked food, so this is processed. ”

After that, Remidios directly facing the fish on the ground is a fire, and after about three seconds, the live jumping fish on the ground becomes a roasted fish, and it's still a full-colored fish.

“This man can eat.” Remidios nodded and gave me a very good look today.

“Eat some yarn!” Li Huilin couldn't help but say, "How can you eat this stuff? ”

“You try.” Remidios over here handed this black fish over directly, "Don't look out there it's burnt, it's delicious inside, just peel off the burnt shell outside.

“Hmm?” Li Huilin stunned a little and pulled it down with his hand. Indeed, the outer shell came down immediately. The meat inside was very clean. Li Huilin dug a piece down to take a look.

Roasted Madu fish: Good quality, use 550% more blood return speed, need to be applied continuously. Add 40 points of agility after consumption for 30 minutes.

“Alas?” Li Huilin was stunned. The system showed good quality. He took it and bit it. It was delicious and juicy. This stuff is really delicious.

“Do you really have two brushes?” Li Huilin is a little surprised. It's really good to see such a bullshit skill. If Xiaomi can learn, she can't practise a secondary profession anyway. The more she learns to cook, the worse it tastes. Although this stuff is basically a buckle property, the better it tastes, buckle it for an hour and a half. Who cares?

“Come on, you try. The most important thing is, fire.” Remidios on this side actually taught seriously, took another fish from the side and handed it to Xiaomi, Xiaomi on this side also worked very hard, the fish on this side is a sip of dragon, then Holy Light Dragon breath, then put it in front of Li Wylin is another completely black fish.

“You can't eat anything.” Li Huilin knocked on the fish, and the fish went straight to ash and scattered in the air.

“Still practicing, that's okay.” Remidios over here encouraged, “but we're going to practice the next skill. ”

“Ow!" Xiaomi nodded, and Li Wylin wondered what the next skill was.

“To take care of your own owner, there is also a very important skill in temperature control.” This way, introduces Remidios.

“What?” Obviously Xiaomi here can't understand, Li Wylin is also stunned, control the temperature? Sounds like a good skill.

“For example, if the master is hot, you're going to fan him a little, and if it's cold, you're going to burn him a little.” Remidios continued.

Li Huilin: …

“For example, it's hot right now, that's all.” Remidios over here took a deep breath directly into Li Wylin next to him and blew it hard. Li Wylin flew directly from the ground to the air, then hit the wall and fell on the floor.

“Well... but the human body is lighter, you have to control the force, that demonstration was a mistake.” Remidios on this side said seriously.

“You're fucking looking for trouble, aren't you?” Li Huilin couldn't help but say.

“No, no, no, no, I just haven't seen humans in a long time, and I'm not expecting it, but it's supposed to be cool, right?” Remidios here explains.

“Cool the yarn, skip this unbelievable useless skill, will you teach me how to use it?” Li Huilin said.

“Well… this is quite simple, just practice more, and focus on teaching a more important skill below.” Remidios on this side said seriously.

“Huh!” Xiaomi nodded and listened carefully.

“As I said before, as a maid, the most important skill, one is cooking and one is laundry!” Remidios said charmingly.

“Can we stop talking about maids?” Li Huilin doesn't even know what to say anymore. Does this guy have any self-esteem as a dragon clan?

“So this laundry is home friendly.” Remidios suddenly said proudly, "In this regard, our Dragon Nation has a natural advantage that absolutely no other race can outweigh! ”

“What can I be proud of about the ethnic gift of laundry?” Li Huilin, "and I don't see where the advantage comes from at all, okay? ”

“Don't underestimate us dragons.” Remidios over here said seriously.

“No, no, no, I'm not underestimating it, okay, but I always feel like you're going to make a very bad impression on the Dragons.” Li Huailin raised his forehead.

“I can prove it to you.” Remidios said seriously, "Come on, you get a dress. ”

“... really?” Li Huilin asked.

“Of course." Remidios nodded over here.

“That's fine.” Li Huilin flipped up and down, with a noble costume, a Duke's costume, and a robe, of course, used as Vodka's identity, thinking about passing it on, "you come. ”

“Hmm.” Remidios nodded and took the robe directly, rubbing it a little twice on the ground, of course it got dirty, "you see. ”

“Hmm.” Li Wylin nodded, “And how do you wash it? ”

Remidios laughed and brought the robe straight over, then swallowed it with an open mouth. Li Huilin stunned for a moment and still hasn't reacted. Remidios on this side made a mouthwash, then opened his mouth again, and then pulled out his old robe with his paws.

“Clean.” Remidios over here said to Li Weilin, carrying this robe, which was all covered in dragon spit.

Li Huilin: …

“Humph...” Remidios said proudly, "The dragon's saliva kills all kinds of germs and stolen goods, so it takes 20 seconds to wash hundreds of clothes, and no other race can compare to us. ”

“Ow!” said Xiaomi on this side, feeling quite proud, looking very eager to try it.

“Here, you try.” Remidios over here just handed over Li Wylin's noble costume. “Be careful not to swallow it. I swallowed a lot during practice...”

“Wait...” Li Wylin can't help it, “Can we learn skills better? Why are they all such bad skills? Why don't you just teach them some" bang "or" bang "or something? ”

“You guys are annoying enough in people.” Remidios over here said in disgust.

“No, no, no, it's not my fault at all, sister. Find out who's in trouble first.” Li Huilin said.

Remidios over here didn't talk, stared at Li Wylin for half a day, as if he was saying otherwise you were looking for trouble.

“I...” Li Huilin lifted his forehead, then took a deep breath, “I want to go out and take a breath, otherwise I really can't hold...”

“Oh, well.” Remidios nodded over here, "Be careful not to run around, don't disturb the little guys, and then if anything happens, you can find Quidratos and them. ”

“All right, all right.” Li Weilin said, "Xiaomi, learn well, I really look after you. ”