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Shortly after, Chen Qiao responded.

“Tomorrow evening at 8pm, in room 10013 of the Fish Live Broadcasting Platform, smoke cards live, give everyone Cop the correct SSR posture, and show them what's real, Europa! ”

As soon as this tweet came out, countless gourd eaters instantly forwarded it.

“Shit? Chen Yu is going live? ”

“Live SSR? I wipe it. Is this going to salt our wounds? ”

“Shit, you're a designer, you can change probabilities as you like, even if it's SSR every time! ”

“Chan, don't you have enough hate? ”

“Stop it, I'll be squatting in the air room tomorrow night! ”

“Can I take a breather on Monday? Please!”

“Live Chicken Furry Smoking SSR, I want to see you play Warcraft! ”

“Yeah, kneel down and beg Silent to hit another ladder to open my eyes! ”

Soon, this tweet started being forwarded wildly, 10,000, 20,000, 50,000!

Also, a recommendation spot has been set up on the live Fish Touch platform for Chen Weiwei to stand out on the front page. The title is "Yin Yang Master" designer Chen Weiwei personally teaches the special skills of SSR smoking!

A lot of players wonder, what special tricks do you have?

Does drawing a different character really affect the summoning result when it is not a character?

With great curiosity, a large number of Yin Yang Master players squatted in room 10013 on the live fishing platform, waiting for Chen Weiwei to smoke cards live.

At 8 p.m., the live room appeared on time.

As soon as it all came in, the audience saw a couple of thighs.

The music of "Pure Land of Extreme Music" sounded, and the three costers dressed as beautiful women in "The Yin Yang Master" began to dance with rhythm.

The players who were going to spray, instantly sent a bunch of "???” The bullet screen came out.

“Shit? These three girls are so beautiful! Lick the screen!”

“Where's Chan? Where's Chan? Which one of these is Chan? ”

“Chan, don't think we'll let you go if you show us your sister, unless you bring her contact details! ”

“Shit, I thought it was a Hongmen banquet, and it turned out to be a beauty trick. I was fooled! ”

“Is it over so soon? Dance a little longer! ”

“Wow, Chan, you die, we want to see girls dance!! ”

After the dance, the three girls retreated to the side, facing the screen was a huge poster with the characters in "Yin Yang Master" standing up.

A small table and five single sofas were arranged in front of the poster, and Chen stranger walked over and sat on the sofa with three beautiful women cosers, beside them was a hostess.

Chen Jiao didn't go out to prepare his clothes today, so he dressed more casually.

This is a studio on the fish game platform, with dedicated cameras and hosts, and Chan looks relaxed, sits on the sofa, and laughs at hosts.

The host said: "First, Mr. Chen Wei is welcome as a guest. We touch the fish live. In fact, I have three coser girls. We all played Yin Yang Master, but we didn't get SSR. It's probably the one I spend the most, about 800 bucks, but I don't even see the SSR shadow. ”

"That's why I'm here today to give everyone Cop an SSR. ”

“Yes, then, at the request of Mr. Chen, we also prepared some equipment for live broadcasting in advance by touching the fish broadcast platform," the host said. Come on, guys, look. ”

A coser next to me handed over a brand new, unopened phone.

The host held the phone and shook it in front of the screen: “As you can see, the phone is now unopened and there is no possibility of doing anything. I now invite Mr. Chan to open the package. ”

Chen Jiao took the phone, unsealed it, connected it to the internet, went to the official app store to download Yin Yang Master, then closed his eyes and randomly dialed an account, tied a staff member's ID number and phone number.

“As you can see, there is no possibility of doing anything in the process.” Chen Jiao showed the camera the screen of the Yin Yang Master's phone installed, "Today I'm going to prove to you with my own personal experience, what is the right way to smoke SSR. ”

“First of all, smoking SSR is a matter of sincerity, as the saying goes, sincerity is spiritual...”

As Chen Jiao gossiped, passing the scene in front of him, the host, the three cosers and the audience in front of the screen, all stared at his phone screen in a concentrated fashion, afraid of missing something.

Soon after, the plot was over, the function of Summoning God was unlocked, and the first snow woman was drawn out.

Chen used his phone to scan the code and flushed $30,000 into this account.

“You see, I've charged $30,000 to this account, and we've smoked enough balls on this account. Now, guess how many SSRs I'm going to have? ”

“Wow, did someone say three on the barrage? You despise me too much. I'm the only real king in Europe, okay? ”

“Five or seven? ”

“Looks like you don't know anything about Eucalyptus, so please don't blink next, because I'll teach you a unique SSR pose. ”

Chen Jiao said, coming from the side end a basin of water.

“First, wash your hands and face. ”

Chen Jiao said that he really washed his hands, washed his face and wiped a clean towel.

“Well, here comes the moment to witness the miracle! ”

Chen Jiao painted a pentagram on the screen, and the last light flashed!

Everyone is watching.

R-card, three-tailed fox!

“Pfft!” The host almost laughed.

Chen Qiao coughed embarrassingly twice: “Cough, it's okay, after all, even the Europa will miss. And then we're going to teach you another way to smoke cards. ”

Chen Jiao came from the side end of a small incense oven, lit three incenses and plugged them into the incense oven.

“Burn incense Buddha, wish to get SSR! ”

Chen Jiao spent another pentagram, a light flashed by, R card, witch magician!

Chen Qiao smiled embarrassingly but rudely: "Oh, don't panic. After all, I still have a lot of unique card smoking methods that haven't worked, the first two times are equivalent to a sacrifice. ”

Chen Qiao moved the basin and incense oven aside: “Things like this are all foreign objects. To smoke cards or rely on your own technology, you have to have a unique spell, like this. ”

Chen Jiao pointed at the phone screen: "Balla Xiaoxian, come out, my SSR! ”

A light flashes through, R-Card, Glowgrass!

The corner of Chen's strange mouth is slightly twitched: “It's okay, I still have a lot of secrets to smoke cards, and today I'm just passing them on to you. ”

Through this, Chen Jiao showed various fancy card smoking techniques.

What card five-second delay method, card whole point method, cumulative multiple-smoking method, touching divine method, shouting dad method, name change method, learn fine art method...

Chen Qiao was all tried again, and the results were moving. He smoked for an hour. Except for a repetitive snow girl and demon fox, he didn't even have an SR, let alone an SSR!

The host of the bystanders and the three cosers are already laughing, as are the various brush screens on the bullet screen.

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ”

“It depends on your blood to play so many tricks properly! ”

“I was wondering if Chen Jiao's return would increase the odds of this card being smoked 2333."

“Emma didn't expect Chen to be the non-chief hidden in the crowd, I instantly balanced my mind! ”

“It feels like Chan is about to cry when he smokes in the back, hahahahahahaha! ”