Almighty Game Designer

Some ignorant anchor.

“I watched a lot of people play the game" Seeking Ascension ". I also played it for a while. I wondered if it would be fun. ”

“Looks pretty retarded. ”

“This man is not a disability, is he? He has no legs. ”

“Oh, my God, is that how you play? ”

“I'm going up this tree now, right? I feel like I can't get on it. I thought about it. I should play myself on it. ”

“F * * K! What's wrong with this game? ”

“Why can't I even get past this tree? ”

“I kind of understand the crazy ancestors now. ”

“What's the trick, fighting back the storm? ”

“This game is so fucking brilliant, okay? There is no skill to speak of, and no physical rules are completely ignored! ”

“Somebody help me squeeze Newton's coffin plate? ”

“OH? NICE! I'm coming to this tree! ”

“Well, why are you all saying welcome home? Why is this the beginning and the end of the game? What's that supposed to mean? ”

……

Some dumper anchor.

“Go, go! ”

“Hey, I can't do this mouse, there's a problem with the mouse sensitivity! ”

“Wait a minute, wait a minute! Go, go! Go! xN”

Even though he kept screaming, the bald-headed muscle man kept walking in place.

“Ah!!! ”

“Almost, almost, easy, I yelled a little hot, hand cramps, this mouse is bad. ”

“Well, this time around. ”

“You say you're a handicapped person, and you're not messing with me here, are you? Play with me, don't you? If I hadn't had a bad mouse, I would have smoked you! ”

“Go, go! Go! xN”

“Okay, one, two, three, go! ”

“Hey! Don't drop it!! Don't drop it!! Nima!!! ”

(silent silence.

“The mouse pad was a little narrow, so I moved the position, and I took the keyboard away, and I took the mouse over here. ”

“Relax, move your position and I'll prove myself. ”

“Go, go! Go! xN”

The barrage is going crazy.

“Hahaha, the anchor is playing a voice control game, you can't yell, okay? ”

“That's how the Weapon Master countered the storm. ”

“The output is all by roar? ”

“Another one, hahahahahahahahaha! ”

……

One step is the battalion anchor.

“Okay, to this more critical position, what is the most powerful way to play this game, based on our years of experience with stand-alone games? That's right, it's SL! ”

“There are no single-machine games that can't pass with the SL Grand Method, and you must keep that in mind. ”

“That's right, I'm going to use the SL Big Act right now, hey, don't say I'm a pussy, it's a game of wisdom, okay? Hey, that's the reckless guy with the stuffy head up the hammer. Do I look like a reckless guy? Not at all. ”

“Hey, I'm an intelligent anchor, so let's archive this for now. ”

“Wait a minute, I'll look for the Archive button. ”

“Hold on, hold on. ”

“Hmm? Where's the archive button for this game? ”

“How is this game archived? ”

“Where's the archive? Any water buddies know? ”

“AutoArchived? ”

“Can't archive? ”

“Can't archive?!!! ”

……

Some kind of commanding anchor.

“Cripple, you believe me, I'll count to one, two, three, and we'll jump together, and then you grab that bucket up there, you take it easy, you wait for me. ”

“Hold on, let's not jump too high, trust me, give me your hand. ”

“Ready, three, two, one, jump! ”

“Hey? Are you him? Are you you...”

“I'm sorry, I thought you fell. I shouldn't have yelled at you. I'm sorry, let's go on. ”

“Slowly, slowly, don't step on that bottle. Be careful! Don't slip! ”

“OK, OK, you stand still, I'm OK, you stand still. Stand still!! ”

“You hold on to me and let go. ”

“Don't worry, follow my lead. Let's go up here first. Right, hold on. Hey, listen to me. This one down there is a little difficult, listen to me, first hook up...”

The bullet screen is already in the craziest ditch.

“Ha, ha, ha, ha. Why do you keep talking to him? You're a good commander. You can even command a game character? ”

“It's like he'll listen to you, 23333."

“Another crazy one, take it away, take it away. ”

“I feel like I'm running out of beds in a psychiatric hospital! ”

……

And some kind of life-thinking anchor.

“What is life for? ”

“Why am I here? ”

“Why am I playing this game? ”

“What the hell was I thinking? ”

“Where have I been for three hours in my life? ”

“Do you guys have any philosophical principles for this game? ”

“Ladies and gentlemen, all of a sudden I have a strong urge to think about life, and I'm going to play it first! ”

……

Soon, the number of downloads and reviews of Digging for Ground on Thunder Game Platform began to surge.

As for the rating for this game, it's basically a C-type, all focused on one and five stars, but it's puzzling that the five-star rating is significantly more than one star, pulling the game's average score to 6.1.

One star doesn't have to be said, it's all scolded by some angry players, but the five-star rating is very interesting to read.

“This is another work of conscience by Chen Qiao, sincere work. The game supports physical sensation, voice control and other operating modes, realistic painting style, complicated operation, dozens of anchors love to recommend, don't miss out! ”

“This game is super fun, super simple, super fun after playing! It's particularly easy to clear. After clearance, you'll be in a very special place. Come on, hurry up and play! ”

“This game is not suitable to play with a very utilitarian mindset. Many people are now playing the game just to clear the door and lose a lot of philosophical thinking. Perhaps this game will bring back the fun of playing the game and even the ultimate meaning of life. ”

“This game is perfect for challenging players walking up the eaves, and the fluidity and excitement of jumping up after a go is fantastic! ”

“Very interesting, constantly returning to the starting point due to some minor mistakes, reminding people not to forget their original intentions, with a profound philosophy of movement and stillness. ”

“This game has no kryptonite content, easy to get started; open-mode, scene transitions do not need to be loaded; computer configuration requirements are low and notebooks can be easily played; story content is touching and full of positive energy. The best part of the year should be that it hasn't run away. What are you waiting for? Go download and experience this masterpiece. ”

“Funny, I switched three sets of keyboards, let alone I fragranced them, today is their first seven. ”

Many more players left messages on Chan's Weibo questioning why he had developed such a game of pit father to retaliate against society.

Soon, Chen stranger sent a tweet: "In fact," Digging for Ascension "has a very rich game connotation. Did you think that these mountains mean the danger in our lives, and the people in the tank represent you and me bound by reality? The characters in the game are ready for all kinds of destiny, possibly with a sailing wind up many steps, and possibly losing everything between the yin and the yang and the wrong. This game has so much philosophical thinking, it should inspire players... Forget it, I can't make it up. ”