Almighty Game Designer

[You are now Player 248 - "Cat Eggs”]

Old P. said, "What's the matter, how can we do it again? ”

Same style, same conversation, except the main character's name changed from dog egg to cat egg.

“I didn't even change the look of the character. Drop it!” Old P spit trough.

[Attack] and [Defense] options reappeared on the scene. This time, the old P learned to be good. As the saying goes, since the attack cannot cause any harm, it can only be defended!

System Tip: Defense has improved dramatically!

There is also a Shield Effect. Although it is still very simple, Old P really has the illusion that his defense has increased!

[The all-powerful Lord Xiang Wang made a tremendous move “Adult Love”, inflicting 2147483647 points of damage on you!

“Shit! What the hell! My defenses have improved dramatically, how can this hurt more? This is fucking insane, okay? ”

Old P. is speechless. There's no logic in this game!

[Due to your limited strengths, the adventure is being adjusted appropriately...]

[You are now player 249 - "Iron Egg”]

Familiar images, familiar drama, familiar routine, old P feels himself in an endless cycle, endless!

Only the toolbox changed this time.

[Do you surrender to the Almighty Lord Shang?

There are also two options below, No and No, respectively.

“I wipe? Isn't that fucking the same? ”

Old P chose [No] at random, and Xiang Wang used that pile of Xiang again, and went to the street!

Choose [No], still playing!

This time, however, a small [prompt] button appeared in the upper right corner of the screen. After clicking on it, a small hand appeared on the left warrior, pointing to him.

"Does that mean... let me order him? ”

Trying to click on the warrior on the left, this warrior actually pulled out a pistol, and there was also an additional button at the bottom of the image: [Fire].

“I wipe! And this mess? Nima, what's with the designer's brain loop? ”

Old P. That's amazing. So this is the right way to open this game?

Fire!

[You have shamelessly attacked the defenseless Lord Shang Wang, inflicting 1000 damage!

I can't believe I actually made it through...

On the screen, the game logo flashed past. It was just a prelude, and now the game is really starting...

Old P. Everyone is bad. I feel like I have a lot of philosophical questions to answer right now.

Who am I? What am I doing?

Why should I play this game...?

[You are now player number 250. Due to the number of worlds destroyed, Adventure System V1.0 has been adjusted to the minimum difficulty. You have received $1,000.000 in Brain Disability Benefits this month]

Old P. grew out of breath. Although the words 250 player, brain damage subsidy this month severely damaged his not too fragile mind, and fully showed his unfamiliar malice, he could still hold on...

Obviously, this is not a serious intellectual game at all!

Technically, this game should be an "abnormal brain loop culture program” designed to twist players' brain loops in an abnormal direction!

As for the name of this game, "Normal Adventure" is obviously also an irony... this adventure is completely unusual!

But instead, it aroused old P's curiosity, and he wanted to see how far the brain circuit of the game could go?

[In order for this difficulty to look normal, please select a protagonist name according to your preferences.

[Bear Heaven: $8,000,000]

[Taunton: $5,000,000]

[Han Big Dog: $3,500,000]

[Dog left: $1,000,000]

The new puzzle puts old P back into contemplation. From the urinary nature of this game, the first ones don't work at all, because the first month's brain damage subsidy is only 1 million, obviously you can only afford the last name!

Old P. didn't hesitate to choose [dog left].

However, the system pops up with a hint: Insufficient balance!

What the hell? I'm rich!

And he took a closer look, and it wasn't $1,000,000, it was $1,000.000!

The first one is a comma and the second one is a dot!

Old P. was speechless, and he tried to tap the point behind him, and the balance turned into $1,000,000.

“Nima! So that's it, you want to fuck me again! ”

Old P is proud that his egg hurts while his egg hurts. What hurts is that the brain circuit of this game does make him unprotected. Proud that he is getting more and more used to the brain circuit of this game...

I must be gifted to find a solution so quickly.

Old P enters the game interface with confidence.

This is the real game content, the whole scene looks like a very vintage transverse game, the scene is still gruesome enough, with a left and right arrow at the bottom left and a jump button at the bottom right.

Old P. suddenly came to the spirit: "Hmm? The next step should be to get into the actionable! High-end players like me, actionable games will make me look like a tiger! Shake it, mortal! ”

But Old P soon realized that he was wrong and that he was so wrong!

He found that he was empty and had no use for his eggs, because the game didn't follow the set of cards!

And the design here is completely at odds with the classic transverse action games!

For example, it's obviously a square that you can step on, and you step on it and you break it.

A crossbar clearly marked with a smiley face will fall and smash the main character to death.

It's obviously a high-ranking NPC that protects the peace of the new village. It's a good thing you didn't say a word!

Anyone who encounters an enemy with a question mark on their head, the system seriously asks if you want to attack, defend or escape, and hangs up without suspense except running away...

A seemingly non-threatening river triggers the machine only when the protagonist jumps over it.

A piece of ground that would have been free of any problems will suddenly fall when the protagonist jumps back!

Looks like a very safe cloud. When it hits it, a bunch of spikes will pop up and stab the main character to death...

It's obviously a pit up ahead, but if you want to jump over it, a hidden square will suddenly appear on your head that will put you in the pit...

Old P. Everyone is bad. This game doesn't even play cards the way it was set!

And every time he dies, it's not a statement, it's an IQ… From the initial IQ250 to more than -200, Old P feels like he's starting to doubt life…

After a dangerous journey, Old P, as a hero, was welcomed by many. When old P. walks by, these people will fall on their knees and show respect.

As a result, Old P saw the same small soldier NPC in front of him, with an exclamation mark on his head.

“Um, have a mission?” Old P. walked up a little curious.

NPC pulled out a sword and stabbed the main character to death!

And the furthest part, NPC made a mockery of it: "Stupid X! ”

“Nima! I knew it!”

Old P. was speechless and had a long and intelligent taste. This time he jumped directly from the assassin's head.

And just when he thought he was safe, the assassin turned around and rushed at him with his sword and stabbed him to death!

Old P. looked at the phone screen and stared at the dog.

“Fuck! The urine in this game is unusual! Your assassin's doing great, isn't he? You're still going to attack, aren't you? Nima!! ”

Old P. is helpless. What the hell?

Chan, this game is definitely about revenge, isn't it?

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