Almighty Game Designer

The next level is still a very clear horizontal animation style.

In front is a lonely pipe with a square with a question mark hanging in front of it.

Old P. forgot the urine of the game for a while and went up to the top of this block for a second.

As a result, there was a straight line of squares on the top of the head, and it was full of words: if you don't die, you won't die!

“Fuck! I knew it was a trap! This is Chen's conspiracy! ”

Old P is speechless, he tried to top it several times and then finally made sure, yes, this block can't top, it can't pass!

Helpless suicide, IQ-50!

Next time, Old P learns to jump on this block.

And as soon as he jumped up, a cannibal flower came out of a square and bit the main character in the leg.

IQ -50!

“Fuck! Conspiracy! ”

Old P. was speechless. After he was resurrected again, he chose to wander off and deceive the cannibal flower before stepping on the square. This time he jumped toward the water pipe in front of him and it actually leaked out of the pipe!

The protagonist fell out of the pipe in the upper left corner and returned to a distance.

Old P: “...”

But it's not over. Just when old P. wanted to jump on the block again, he realized he couldn't jump! Because all the blocks that were hidden were activated!

And the words on it change: if you don't do it, you'll die!

“I'm 33595;! ”

[Resentment value: +66!

Old P. is completely speechless. I can't help it!

After stepping through almost all the pits, old P. finally came to the last castle.

“Meow's, I can finally get through this. I'm going to question my own IQ...”

However, just as Old P walked unprotectedly to the castle door, the king pushed the door out, and this push door pushed Old P straight down the cliff!

IQ -50!

“Oh, strange. Did someone knock on the door?” The old king spoke to himself.

Old P. is spitting blood. What the hell is this nimma doing? What's wrong with the last part of this level? And trust between people?

Old P. was not discouraged. After starting over, he worked hard to reach the right side of the castle door.

“Well, you can't push me this time, can you? ”

Old P walked towards the main entrance of the castle with great confidence, and the door opened again, still the old king. He pushed the door and pushed old P down the cliff again!

IQ -50!

“Holy shit!! ”

Old P. Why don't you follow the path and play cards?

Why am I being pushed off a cliff, either to the left or to the right?

Old P. has no idea. What should I do?

After being pushed by the Old King in a fancy way, Old P was finally helpless and could only click on the "Tips" button in the upper right corner.

[The dumb developer tells you that there are two ways you can get customs tips.

Intimidation: It's a slap. There is a simple painting on the left of a stranger who can slap his hand just by sliding the screen and untie the hint by slapping a certain number of slaps.

Lure: Recharge 1 dollar...

The corner of old P's mouth is slightly twitched, decisively choosing coercion!

A dollar is money, not to mention charging you naked to insult your intelligence. No charging!

Absolutely not fuelling such distortion!

Besides, take the opportunity to slap a stranger!

After madly smoking the "stranger" 125, the cue appears.

A little finger pointed to the castle door.

What do you mean? Is it...

He tried to light the castles and the door opened...

The door is open...

Old P. 's in the wind!

A transverse game! You need a little manual!

[King: Dog left, but I'm waiting for you. Kids have been knocking on doors lately. It's annoying!

[Dog left: … (Better not let me know you did it on purpose!

Old P. is spitting blood. Chen Jiao even brought his own fucking puking trough! But why do I have to beat you? Why not?

You fucking retaliate. Socially skilled!

After meeting the old king, the old king gave the dog a book left.

There's a lot of key messages in this book, and the final question is, "So here's the question: Who is the most handsome person in this game? ”

Obviously, this is also a level.

Below are four options, including the name of the character in the game and the name of the person in reality.

Old P chooses all four options once in a glance, and the result is... it's all wrong!

“I wipe? Surely the urine of this game can never be these options! ”

Old P. opened the prompt screen and found the [coercive] column beneath Chen stranger's avatar, an additional button came out, and an arrow pointed at Chen stranger's avatar: [That's him!

Old P. tried to light it a little bit and it actually passed!

Obviously, this “handsomest man" is referring to a stranger himself!

Even the audience couldn't watch the projectiles, and all kinds of projectiles brushed wildly.

“Damn, I've never seen such a brazen man! ”

“Hahahahahahahahaha is a stranger to Chen himself, I feel that according to the urine of this game, the answer is definitely not simple! ”

“This game has been playing a lot and it really influences my IQ! ”

“My brain circuits have been missed! ”

“Ha ha ha, the most handsome person is the designer himself? Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?! ”

……

During the course of the game, Old P discovered that the game still had a lot of very interesting achievement systems!

For example, a player can unlock achievements by passing a single pass [Prodigy: Passing the pass with 250 IQ? I still don't think it's hard enough!

When a player's IQ is deducted to a negative number, it unlocks the achievement [Negative IQ: How is that possible? It must be the world's fault!

Players can unlock achievements by answering "The Designer of the Game" in the "Most Handsome Person” question [Realist: In order to clear, you have to accept this setting...]

This has left a lot of players in the barrage who are in charge of puking slots unemployed, because Chen completed the work of puking slots himself!

Officially, let no one else throw up!

Old P was tortured to death by this game, as if every place that looked ok hid Chen Jiao's dug pit, waiting for the players to jump in...

It's useless to be careful. You can't help it!

For example, there is a point where the protagonist picks up his wings on the ground and plays flappybird, but if he picks them up, he can only fly right, and no matter how long he flies right, it is impossible to pass the customs...

The correct way to open it is to jump to the right side of the wing to pick up the wings, so that you can fly left and after avoiding two flying saltfish and two punctured clouds, you can reach the target point precisely before you pass through.

Who the hell would have thought that?

Old P has simply collapsed, some levels are simply not normal human brain circuits can come up with, and every time the protagonist dies, he continuously withholds his IQ. Old P at the next few levels, his IQ has been held to over 800, and it seems like Chen stranger is invisibly ridiculing his IQ...

This feeling is very bad...

Besides, the tips for this game are very pitiful, either slap enough for 255 jaws or recharge a dollar. In both ways, one feels that one's IQ is insulted...

“What a goddamn intelligence game! This is insane, okay? ”