Almighty Game Designer

Other players waiting to buy Switchpro and matrix glasses are basically on the same journey.

Gotcha, happy.

Found some more merchandise, a little lost.

Discover Sold Out, Joyful!

Although everyone knows this idea is not very good, when they see the [Buy] button becomes gray [Sold Out], they still feel happy about the honey.

A lot of players were a minute late to snatch it and still grab it. They were almost crying.

As for the players who only remembered to buy after 7 minutes, they could only beat their chests in frustration and unfortunately wait for the next batch.

The high-end matrix glasses performed much better than the Switchpro, which lasted only 7 minutes, and the high-end matrix glasses lasted exactly 11 minutes before selling out.

Wait, there seems to be nothing to be proud of...

After all, matrix glasses are expensive to sell. People can't afford a dollar, and it's natural to sell them slowly. But even then, it lasted just 11 minutes to GG.

But anyway, being able to hold on for 10 minutes means that the most iron players have bought it, and the grab button hasn't turned grey for a second, which is already a huge improvement...

……

The internet has blown up, and the players say, well, it's the same recipe, it tastes the same!

“Fucking sold out again! Didn't Zhou Jiangping swear to tell you that this time there was enough stock? It's still sold out! ”

“That is, the matrix glasses are selling so well, Happy should have no shortage of money flow now, why are they still so stubborn! More stuff to die for? ”

“Extra. Seven minutes. Historical progress! ”

“Bullshit, the old Switch lasted 5 minutes, 2 minutes for a chicken! ”

“The old Switch looks like 150,000 in stock? So, based on this, the new version of Pro only has $210,000 in stock? ”

“Upstairs math ghost, admire it! ”

“My classmate works at Le Hui store, and according to him, there's some more in the store! Not much, but it hasn't been sold yet. Everyone can go to Lehui store tomorrow morning for some luck. Maybe it's still for sale! ”

“I saw Switchpro on the marinade, and there's more! But it needs to be trans-shipped and could be taxed... oh, sorry, no. ”

“Foreign internet friends are also selling out, hahaha! ”

“Did Happy really go abroad to market hunger? Bullshit. Much better than some manufacturers who kneel and lick Master Yang. Hunger marketing is hunger marketing. It's the same at home and abroad, comfortable! ”

“Let the foreigners experience the pain of being dominated by hunger marketing 23333.”

“Forget it, old rules. If you can't get a Switch, buy a belt from Legend of Zelda. ”

“What are you doing running at the old Switch without Switchpro? ”

“Oh, of course not. Newbie upstairs, tell you a secret, Switch's tape, is sweet. ”

……

……

In the middle of the night, Chen Yu was sleeping confused and his phone rang.

Chen Qiao wondered, who called me this evening? Mostly this phone number is not known to many people.

At first glance, Zhou Jiangping...

As soon as he was picked up, Zhou Jiangping said helplessly: “President Chen, help me...”

Chen Weiyi: “What's wrong, President Zhou? ”

Zhou Jiangping sighed: “Sold out again! My Twitter has been blown up by the players. It's all sprayed into dogs! ”

“What are you spraying?” Chen Qiao asked.

Zhou Jiangping said nothing: “What else can you spray? Hunger marketing, monkey tricks, but, President Chen, you testify, Heaven and Earth conscience, this time really bite the tooth preparation! ”

Chen Qiao beat up a debt: “Then who do you blame? I already told you about the good stuff. I need money. You tell me, and then you pat me on the chest and say no problem. Absolutely no problem. What happened? ”

Chen Qiao looked at the time: “It's only been 15 minutes since we ran out of stock? ”

Zhou Jiangping said desperately: “It's not 15 minutes, it's gone in 7 minutes... I have 2.6 million units in stock, 2.6 million what concept! This is twenty times higher than the original Switch! ”

Chen Weihao smiled: “There are also overseas areas, not much 2.6 million! Besides, now that it's sold out, what's the use of telling me? I can't turn you into a Switch! ”

Zhou Jiangping: “Hey, I told everyone on Weibo that 2.6 million is in stock worldwide, they don't believe it! I said I was a monkey, I really didn't! President Chan, prove it to me, they believe you. ”

Chen Qiao was helpless: “Okay, I'll send a tweet, so hurry up and get them ready...”

Zhou Jiangping said: "No problem, we are all working overtime. It must be full capacity. Thank you, President Chen! ”

Hang up the phone, and Chen Jiao is helpless.

Sold out again?

Isn't that bullshit? You have 2.6 million in stock worldwide. If you don't sell out, who sells out...

Although the Nintendo of previous generations was, SWITCH was not a particularly well-liked machine at the beginning of the market. As a result, more than 3 million in spare parts were sold out, and even months were running out of stock at an incremental price of 50 per cent, showing how popular it was.

With the international influence of thunder and entertainment today, and the global market that Happy pioneered with matrix glasses, with the VR version of Legend of Zelda, a full score monster escort, Switchpro only has 2.6 million in stock, and it's not scientific to sell out.

Chen Qiao hinted at Zhou Jiangping several times to make him stock more, but Zhou Jiangping understood the 2.6 million grade at best, and it can only be said that poverty limits his imagination.

But it doesn't matter, it's all Zhou Jiangping's backing pot anyway.

Chen Qiao took the phone and checked the data and sent a tweet.

“I understand very well how you want Switchpro, but all 2.6 million of your first shipment has been sold out, but you don't have to be in a hurry, then you definitely have full capacity, you don't have to think about buying it at a higher price, you can buy it soon. If you can't buy it, Zhou Jiang Ping Zhou always pretends to thank everyone! Also, don't rush to buy the Legend of Zelda lick card, this time the card taste has been changed, it has changed the salt taste, the sweet party wait for the next batch. ”

As soon as this tweet comes out, it's a few hundred messages.

“Fuck, 2.6 million! ”

“Am I right? The old SWITCH domestic stock is only 150,000, and the PRO is more than a dozen times more direct? ”

“There's still math ghosts to figure out 210,000 pro shipments, hahaha, 2.6 million! ”

“With 2.6 million worldwide, there must be plenty of money available for EU-Korea Day. There must be less than a million in the country. ”

“No wonder this time it lasted 7 minutes. There were 2.6 million in stock. This time it's not dark. I just wanted to ask, when will Zhou be wearing women's clothes and on what channel? ”

“I want to know, where are the classmates who say SWITCH is a women's and children's machine and PRO is so good for no one to buy it? ”

“Chen Qiao is so bad, he tried to trick me into buying a card belt again! How do you know I like salty? ”

……

Zhou Jiangping looked at Chen Weibo.

“... mmp. ”