Almighty Game Designer

Many of the players who just got into the pit, Switch, learned about Super Mario Odyssey's two-person model and said, "Is there any such thing?"

The two handles of Switch can actually be removed, one for each person?

And you can control Mario by yourself in the game, and Cappy by herself.

Double mode is the essence of this game?

A lot of the players who started out in the pit, Switch, said, "How fresh… this machine has been out for years and you don't know it now?

Don't tell me, there's really a lot of people who don't know...

After all, SWITCH was less prevalent before, falling into a state of fire in some groups and silence in others. Many players were obsessed with PC games and VR games before attempting Switchpro until recently when The Legend of Zelda caught fire, and immediately after playing Super Mario Odyssey, it was amazing, especially as if the two-person mode opened the door to a new world.

I don't know how many friends became enemies, how many family wives dissociated...

Oh, it doesn't seem right.

But it doesn't matter, what matters is that for these new Switchpro players, they love the unique play that belongs to Switch, which no other device can do, and the VR pod doesn't work.

Switch is arguably the most socially powerful machine in real life for all gaming devices.

For example, if you want to play games with a girl, you take out the VR game compartment of your mobile laptop and say to the girl, "Want to play XXX?"

The girl said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't play hand games without a computer VR game compartment.

Isn't this conversation stalled?

But what if I take out the switch?

Sister said, but I don't have a switch.

This is when you can happily say, "It's okay! Switch can be played in pairs, one handle at a time! And Super Mario and lots of little games are pure nature and no additives for two! ”

Of course, if it's all for this, the girl still refuses you, then the pot SWITCH won't carry it. Wash and sleep early, move the bricks tomorrow, and find a way to earn more money to find the beautiful leather bag for the 3,000 and one night.

There are even players who share the whole process of teaching their sisters to play The Legend of Zelda, which is called a male and female tear.

“The last time the goddess asked me, why is the Legend of Zelda being talked about everywhere? Is this game really that fun? ”

“I mean of course, it's the best of the year! Almost all game media are rated full! Absolutely classic! ”

“Sister said: Oh. ”

“I panicked and immediately asked my sister how to play Amway. The faggots in the group said," Why don't you just shove the handle in her hand? "Such a strong and invincible game is almost the most advanced novice guiding process, what the hell more needs to be taught? ”

“So I saw the girl push the right stick all the way down and play this game with the top view...”

“The thought of her giving up Legend of Zelda made me a thousand ancient sinners, and I had to teach her little by little how to control her perspective and pick apple mushrooms. ”

“So the goddess picked all the apples and mushrooms in the neighborhood and said it was fun to pick apples and ask me where else...”

“I watched the young brave man wake up after a hundred years of sleep, obsessed with picking apples and grabbing butterflies. ”

“Of course, it's not unwise of me. I've worked so hard to finally understand how she's moving forward, how to fight monsters, how to climb towers...”

“As a result, the goddess got angry when Grandpa said he needed to go to three more trial halls to get the gliding wings! ”

“Hilaru, a simple folk style, left a terrible impression in the Goddess's heart, and I had to put my wits to full use, telling her that every temple would give her a brand new ability, and when it was fully assembled, activate all abilities to evolve into a complete body blabla. Finally, let the girl succeed through the initial difficulties, get the paraglider, and leave the initial platform. ”

“Thanks to the Legend of Zelda, this game gives me the opportunity to get close to the goddess and gives us a common topic. ”

After the post, it was gone, and the crowd of gourds said, “What's behind it? Do we want to see the second sentence? Were we together? ”

After a few days, the owner replied: "Later? Later, after playing Super Mario, she stopped ignoring me...”

……

There are many examples of male and female tears like this, but happy endings are not without them.

Many players use Legend of Zelda to play games on their girlfriend or female friend Amway Switchpro, and it turns out that Super Mario seems to be more popular than Legend of Zelda, as if in a group of female players?

A lot of people happily played double mode with their girls. Of course, in the end, they played "Jedi Survival", "Breakup Simulator" or "Beautiful Women Stripping", which is all due to merit...

Even Chan himself was a little surprised by the backlash on Super Mario Odyssey.

He looked at the bestselling data he had just obtained and was saddened: “I don't know where all of a sudden such a bunch of people came from, so much like the game mode for two... haven't Super Mario been out for years? Why did these people go so long ago..."

Li Jingshi laughed: “In terms of Switch sales before, it's not normal for a lot of players not to play. ”

Chen Qiao sighed: “I didn't mean to hurt the sales of this game, mainly... this is an old game from a few years ago, these people are only playing now, what a delay! ”

Li Jingsi stunned: “What are you waiting for? ”

Chen Qiao explained: “A few years ago, the game was only used for sheeting... If Super Mario was released, it would be used for sheeting, wouldn't the children already have it? Blood loss! ”

Li Jingsguan laughed: “That doesn't make any sense, but it doesn't have to be a sheath, or maybe a basic friendship. ”

Chen Jiao frowned: “Two men playing Super Mario together? And a control hat and a control cape? No, this is too gay, hot eyes, no brain repair. ”

Li Jingsi smiled and said, “What is it? I remember when I was a kid, a lot of the first stage consoles were for 1P and 2P. At that time, two little boys played games together. How did they grow up to be gaygay? Obviously you have a problem with your mind. ”

“Cough, you found out.” Chen Jiao coughed twice, “Speaking of double games, I have a pretty good idea for double games, so I can bring it out for everyone to play. ”

“Hmm? Super Mario?" Or a vintage crossover, a fight game? ”Li Jingshi asked curiously.

Chen Qiao smiled and shook his head: “Of course not. ”