Almighty in the city

Bai Yifan didn't respond as soon as he said this, but there was a snickering sound in the bank lobby.

This year, whether it is bank robbers on TV or in the news, which gang is not equipped with a grenade, even TNT and C4 explosives can be obtained, and the weaker ones are at least handguns. This kind of black silk stockings on his head and an axe in his hand ran to the bank to shout "I want to grab the bank". It really belongs to a "cherished species".

Even the bank security guard who came to hear the news was relieved when he saw the costumes of these three people and the axes in their hands. While slowing down, he pulled out the electric baton from his waist, and his face also touched the bank. Like the people in the hall, with a dumbfounding expression.

"Fuck!" The third robber saw that several security guards from the bank had come, and turned his head to see that the two companions were actually smashing the glass of the counter with an axe. He couldn't help but cursed, "You two. Is Mom a pig? Two pieces of glass can't be opened after being smashed for a long time?"

As soon as these words came out, the tellers at the counter were startled and laughed uncontrollably.

A teller at counter 5 even approached the loudspeaker and opened his mouth to popularize science with the three thieves: "The glass at the bank counter is made of special bulletproof glass, which cannot be broken by ordinary bullets. You want to rely on it. I am afraid that the axe will not be able to do it in less than an hour or two."

As soon as this was said, there was a burst of laughter in the entire bank lobby.

The people in the hall were shocked and horrified from the beginning. By this time, they all became dumbfounded. They all looked at the three black stockings with a funny and stupid look. The dirt thief who also carried a snakeskin bag--

I have seen people robbing cashiers in gold stores and convenience stores with axes, but I haven’t seen any group of robbers who dare to use three axes to rob banks.

This is probably the most funny robbery this year.

Even the security guards holding electric batons in their hands were a little bit happy now.

The whole bank lobby was full of laughter. Even the alarm sound triggered by the teller pressing the alarm button directly connected to the 110 command center was overwhelmed by these laughter.

"Fuck! Hasn't the paralyzed person been broken?" The third robber was guilty of laughter by everyone's laughter.

"It's really fucking hard to smash!" a robber who was swinging his axe desperately to smash the glass on the counter complained, "Big brother, or let's change our goal, the glass of this bank is really too hard to smash! It’s still easy for those window glass to break directly into a scum when you go down with an axe--"

"Shut up!" The third robber yelled and turned his head. Seeing that the glass on the counter really couldn't be opened, he was annoyed by the mixed sound of the alarm and the laughter in the hall. Unexpectedly, he hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth and said "Bah", waved, "Withdraw!"

The two soil thieves who smashed the glass of the counter immediately jumped off and ran directly towards the door.

As soon as the door was opened, the third thief glanced at several security guards. Seeing that they had no intention of rushing up, he turned his head and jumped out quickly.

Through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows of the bank lobby, everyone saw that after the three of them rushed out, they directly boarded a Santana that was so gray that they couldn't even see the license plate, then started the car and ran away.

As a result, there was a burst of loud laughter in the bank lobby again.

Everyone began to talk about these three funny thieves, and several security guards smiled and put away the electric batons.

After all, they only receive two to three thousand yuan a month. When they encounter this kind of funny thief who uses an axe to rob the bank, it is okay to have them confront with an electric baton to scare them. I really want them to do it. These security guards are I won't work hard for this salary.

When the bank recruits them, it is to make them responsible for maintaining normal order. By the way, they help customers who come to handle business to call a number, hand over a receipt, etc., originally they were not allowed to deal with those criminals who dared to rob the bank. of.

"Everyone, please wait a moment." One of the security guards said, "The police will be here soon, please cooperate with you to make a record, and finish the report of the bank robbery just now."

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the hall suddenly burst into laughter. Even the speaking security guard himself couldn't help but laugh first after finishing speaking——

The three thieves just now came to rob the bank, they came to perform comedy.

Bai Yifan also felt that it was too funny, and shook his head with a smile, found an empty seat in the waiting area of ​​the lobby and sat down.

A few minutes later, a group of criminal police and special police officers with live ammunition, accompanied by the piercing sound of police sirens, directly arrived at the Huaxia Bank.

Looking at the situation through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows of the bank, the leading detective turned black with anger. When he opened the door, he shouted, "Who just pressed the emergency alert!"

The explosion-proof iron door of the counter opened, and the department manager who had just stamped Bai Yifan's thousand characters came out hastily, and briefly described what happened just now to the detective who led the team.

Before he finished speaking, the black-faced detective was already taken aback. He looked at the "people" in the hall in disbelief, frowned and asked, "Is there such a stupid soil thief?"

Everyone remembered the funny performance of the three thieves just now, they all laughed, and almost replied in unison: "Really--"

The detective who led the team suddenly cursed in a low voice, turned his head and beckoned behind him, indicating that two people came in to make a transcript, but he took out a cigarette and went out to smoke.

However, at this moment, no one knows that in a residential building a few hundred meters away from this bank, in a bathroom on the seventh floor of a household, there is a surveillance telescope, a young man with dyed red hair. , Looked at the flashing police lights in front of the Hua Xia Bank, smiled and raised his head: "Four police cars, six criminal police officers, and ten special police officers. As the intelligence described, the first wave was these sixteen people. It is estimated that there will be follow-up reinforcements until the robbing case is confirmed." ,,.