Durin!

I heard a light, fun sound effect.

Sounds like some kind of game sound effect, I thought so with a rapidly growing head.

My head is ticking, but I don't want to open my eyes.

It's similar to what it feels like to sleep twice and not want to get out of a futon.

Hang in there, Munimuni.

Someone put my cheek on me.

Tiny, soft fingertips, feels like a child or a woman's finger.

"Humans... are they? But I dropped it... or it's human meat, so I'm going to give it a try."

"Wait a minute!

I heard some noisy lines, so I got up in a hurry.

There was a decent girl in front of me.

She's crouching in front of me, little girl.

He's about 130cm tall, his hands and feet are soothing, and his weight looks light enough to probably be held up with one hand.

Yet there's a big hammer-like weapon on the side. The length over here is clearly above my height, it feels like I can afford two meters.

The expression looks young, but it feels grown up somewhere, and the imbalance is fascinating.

"I was surprised, were you really human?

"I don't care where you look from, you're human!

"How did a human drop out of a slime?

"Huh? Slime? Drop?"

What the hell did I think?

The little girl in front of me said the game term as it should be.

Besides, I'm the subject.

I made a game statement that I dropped from the slime.

Could it be that one? Are you someone who can't tell the difference between a game and real life?

Well, real is a fucking, practically death-game in a way, but still real.

"Yes, you were dropped from the slime. Oh, that's a little different. It was dropped from Rare's Slime Broth."

"... are you sure you're all right with your head?

"Why do you have such pathetic eyes?

"That's because... people say things like slime and drops in real life"

"... you really don't know?

"... what do you mean?

He asked me, feeling stared straight at, roughly.

Huh? What, you're saying that I'm the one who's wrong, and I'm the one who's pathetic?

Ha ha, such a stupid thing...

- No, right?

"What's really going on?

"Uh... oh, I'm just here. I'm just looking."

The girl lifted a two-meter hammer.

I wondered if it was actually tense and light - but soon I knew that was a mistake.

This is the first time I've seen and checked where I am.

Dim spaces made of bricks around, walls even glowing blurry by the way.

Look, it's like some kind of underground tunnel.

A round object was revealed from the bend of the tunnel.

It is about the size of a seat cushion and the colour is green and transparent.

That's what I've been moving around in a slightly different shape.

"... slime?

Round, indeterminate, translucent jelly, moves like a creature on its own.

The slime you see so often in games and stuff looks just like his image.

Why the slime? Is this some kind of leisureland haunted mansion?

When I thought of that, the slime suddenly flew.

It's like a superball, bouncing around the floor, walls and ceiling, jumping on a girl.

"Danger!"

I screamed unintentionally, but the girl doesn't move.

Slime hit the girl from the side, the girl calmed down.

It's quite a shock from the side, so picturesque and impactful that I hit soccer balls on elementary school girls as much as I wanted.

The girl calmed down, but stood still.

"That's a weapon! You don't fight back!?

"It's okay -"

The slime flew around even more, this time running straight into the girl from the front.

"- It is!

The girl waved her hammer down just waiting for it.

Dogorn!

The ground shook so much momentum that I hit the hammer and just meeted into E-Slime.

I'll hold the hammer, the slime is crushed and no longer cut like the pudding I dropped on the ground.

After being crushed, the slime slowly fades and disappears.

And after it disappeared completely.

Sprouts revealed!

"Why sprouts!?

"The slime drop on Terre's basement floor is a sprouts. It's common sense, isn't it?

"No, there's no such common sense!

What's this all about? What the hell is this all about?

If the slime was knocked down in the basement, the sprouts were dropped.

I'm confused.

I was so confused that I wanted to write that I was feeling porky on Twitter or something.

"Are you calm?

"Oh, oh... thanks, Sprout Soup is good"

I thanked her for setting the fire on the spot and behaving with a dropped pinch of sprouts as soup.

"Uh... what's your name?

"Emily Brown."

"I'm Ryota Sato. Just say hello."

"Hello...... Yoda?

"Because it's not such a toll-free name! Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Slow down the pronunciation and name it again.

"Sorry, this is the first type of name I hear......"

"... hey, isn't this Japan?

"Really?

"Earth, right?

"Chiku?

……

Something's wrong, there's an alarm going off in my head.

I can't talk to each other, I can't fatally talk to each other.

Combined with the sprouts dropping from the slime, it felt deadly awful.

"... this sprouts came from that slime... was it something you dropped"

"Yes, it is."

"Is this how sprouts are made?

"Can I sprout... it's all there, isn't it?

"All?"

"Everything in this world is dropped from a monster in a dungeon..."

You don't even know that? Emily in trouble for feeling that.

"Every thing?

Yes, sir.

"How far is every?

"Every is every..."

Emily with an even more troubled face.

This is that, the reaction when people ask me too much about the basics of common sense to know where to start.

This happens a lot when I explain to clients I don't know anything about, either.

I decided to send out a rescue boat because it would just keep me in trouble.

"Not just sprouts, but vegetables too?

"Yes."

"And meat? Cattle, pigs, sheep."

"Yes."

"What about metal? And jewels."

"It looks like a rare monster on the bottom floor of Terre occasionally drops pearls. It's a vegetable dungeon, but it's strange."

"... you don't have air or water."

"Is that right?

Emily tilting her neck properly.

Slime showed up there again.

Emily gets up with a hammer and stands up against the slime.

After enduring the same blow as earlier, he crushed the dokan and slime.

Now there were no sprouts. Instead, the body of the slime shook up and disappeared.

She looked like she had done it and came back to me.

"It's like this."

"Like this..."

"There were supposed to be detachments in the drops, but a recent study found that even detachment would be air or water. So...... eh"

Emily chose the words, but said them off as normal.

"Everything in this world gets dropped in a dungeon, right?

I stuck around behind Emily for a while.

In the meantime, you're confused. Organize your head.

My name is Takata Sato, and I should have been unemployed from today.

Starting today, I mean because after falling overworked, when I first came to work after discharge, they suddenly told me I was fired, but that's not important right now.

What matters is that this is where my common sense doesn't work at all.

You mean a place... the world?

Summarizing the information I pulled from Emily, they say this world has dungeons over there, and everything defeats the monsters that live in the dungeons, drops them and gets them.

So what about agriculture and fishing and all that? When I hear,

"This is agriculture, isn't it?

And they said in the front face around.

That means it's agriculture in this world that knocks down the slime and drops the sprouts.

Really... what is this all about?

I don't know if I think about it or not, it's like I'm getting a headache.

I don't know, so I stopped thinking about it for now.

Second, I realize something.

"It looks like Emily's been knocking down all the slimes since just now, but you're not knocking down the others?

"The first basement of Terre is only slime."

"The first basement floor means there's also a second basement floor. You're not going there? That hammer could take down another monster."

"I'm weak."

Emily smiled flatly.

"It doesn't look that way, though."

"It's a blur. If you're a tough enemy, you're not going to hit or get hit."

"Oh, you mean you have power, but no speed."

Emily nods.

That's the type, that's not hanging up.

"But the sprouts are delicious, and my stomach is swollen. Sometimes when the drop is a good day, you sell the rest and you earn the money."

"Can't you be strong?

"If you give me another level two, I might be able to go upstairs underground."

"Is there a level, a level too"

"I do. Oh, there it is, here it is."

Emily stops, turns to the side.

There was something like a bulletin board on the basement wall.

"What's that?

"It's called a know-board. Thus......"

When I put my hand on it, it looked like a bulletin board. A ton of letters came up there.

- 1/2 - -

Level: 3/40

HP B

MPF

force C

Health E

Intelligence F

Spiritual F

Speed F

Instrument F

Luck E

―――――――――

"What's this?

"It's my status."

"It's really like a game..."

I looked at it with a twinkle.

Sounds like a typical power type character, Emily.

"This is how you can check your status. Terru is a pretty important place as a dungeon, so you can put this on in the dungeon and check it out at any time. This is amazing, isn't it? If you do it in the city, it'll cost you a hundred pillows at a time."

"That sounds like some kind of free public service Nori"

I noticed "1/2" at the top of my status.

"Does this mean page one? You got a second page, too?

Yes, sir.

Emily manipulated the guy she called the bulletin board-o-nawboard.

The page switches.

- 2/2 -

Plant E

Animal f

Mineral F

Magic F

Characteristic F

―――――――――

"This is my drop status."

"Drop status...... what happens when this is high?

"High can make it easier to drop or increase the amount. I have the most expensive plants, so I've been in this Terre forever."

"I see."

Emily said plants are expensive, but it doesn't mean they're ever expensive.

Of the five, one is E and the others are all F.

More than anything else, it just looks like a level.

"Would you like to try Mr. Yoda, too?

"It's Takata. Should I touch it?

Yes, sir.

After Emily pulled her hand in, I touched the nawboard the same way.

Then the status was just as good.

- 1/2 - -

Level: 1/1

HPF

MPF

force F

Health F

Intelligence F

Spiritual F

Speed F

Instrument F

Luck F

―――――――――

... Hey!

What is this, what is this!

"Yoda, I'm incompetent..."

"You're low on a desperate level. Plus, level this... you mean the max doesn't go up at 1?

"That's what happens."

"Dude..."

Isn't it terrible, that?

"After all, this is what I was hoping for. I was stupid."

"I can't even cut the drop."

Sighing, Emily reached out from the side and manipulated the nawboard.

Right, is the drop low, too?

...... Ha.

Nothing good at all, me.

You're not getting any better, you're less capable, and there's one good thing about it.

"Uh... ABCDEF..."

Break your fingers and count Emily, is it that low?

"... to Q, to R, S..., right here. It's very low."

"Huh?"

My brain put on a "wait".

Something's wrong with you?

I looked up at the naughty face, at the naughty board.

- 2/2 -

Plant s

Animal s

Minerals s

Magic s

Characteristics S

―――――――――

The second page was supposed to be incredible.