American Fortune Life
Chapter 667: Funny America
Selena Gomez.
With a BOBO hairstyle doll face, the Disney Kids star came out, showing the young girl in the sun as she attacked the white dress and walked to Andy and Taylor's table in a slightly naive and shy manner.
“Hello, Mr. Smith, I'm Selena Gomez. Nice to meet you. I'm a fan of yours. ”
“Oh, it's nice to meet you too, I've heard your teenage magician acoustic music, very nice, let me introduce you, this is Tyler, Tyler Swift, my little country day later.” Andy had nothing to hide from, and he said it in a joking tone.
Tyler blushed, pretending to be angry and helpless, and Andy glanced brightly at Selena Gomez, who was a little stunned, and said, "Hello, Selena, you can call me Tyler. Ignore him. His favorite thing is to see me look ugly. Nice to meet you. Are you alone? ”
“Huh ~” Selena looked a little embarrassed and smiled Andy Smith, couldn't help but show a pure smile and now Selena, only 15 years old, was really innocent and easily liked.
“Hi Taylor, I love your song, it's amazing, I admire how easy it is for you to express your feelings... ”
Andy looked helplessly at the two girls sitting together, chirping and chatting, giggling at the same time from time to time, and quickly grabbed each other's hands as if they had met and hated each other late.
It's my girlfriend! What a sucking attribute. Is it really hard to figure out what it is? Is it destined to be in the middle of nowhere?
When the music of the award ceremony sounded, the curtain opened and the scene was a little noisy.
“Two beautiful women, the party has begun, and you should end the conversation.” Andy clutched his head in a weird way and scared two little beauties who were reaching down and talking hot.
Taylor slapped Andy lightly and ignored him, saying to Selina, "Why don't you go to my room and I'll buy a lot of things today and a bottle of perfume will definitely suit you... ”
“Well, I live on the 26th floor and leave together after... ”
Listening to Selena, Andy jumped straight in the forehead, his mouth unnaturally pulled, and, Nima, he was thinking tonight of eating the delicious little Taylor he had for a long time. What the hell is this? Are we going to make soup?
It seemed to notice Andy's somewhat grumpy eyes. Tyler's delicate body and heart strings were all slightly shivering. She seemed to think of something. She reached out and held her low cheeky blonde hair behind her ears to cover her shameful red face. When she thought of Andy the bastard messing with herself at noon, she said those rogue words. She was both expecting and scared. She was waiting for the moment to arrive. The chatter rose and threw it behind her head.
No, he can't get himself that easy...
Tyler's foxy eyes flashed, pretending not to notice Andy's gaze, and he continued to keep his head down and whisper to Selena.
Hey, this little demon JING seems to be repenting! We'll have to find another chance, damn it, this Selena seems to have taken a pre-nuptial vow and worn a Jie Jie ring to prove her determination, vowing to keep her whole body until after marriage, she won't bring her little Taylor with her!
When Andy saw the ring on his silly finger, he sighed a little powerlessly again and looked at the host Sarah Silverman, who appeared on the stage, teasing the guests with a funny joke, pretending to have a funny laugh on the scene, OK, maybe laughing high on his own, maybe not accepting the American laugh, it's not funny anyway.
The appearance of Britney, who had not succeeded in losing weight, immediately provoked a loud and screaming sound, like the YI show in Bichi in KE Pharmaceutical status, which directly screwed up her own comeback performance and opening show. Andy's favorite thing to see now is how her ex-husband Jia's face is, whether she is hiding in the corner laughing.
Well, even Taylor and Selena in the hot chat were amazed, staring at Britney's hard work on stage, and Taylor was Zhang Da's bright red chun, looking like hell.
Cough cough...
Andy coughed twice and let the exaggerated Taylor hastily converge on his expression, picking up an unfriendly low voice to say to the two stunned little beauties: “But a little bit of Britney still showed wisdom, and I found that she chose to mix and dance fatter than her, and they were all very ugly, so she was still the thinnest one on stage. ”
Taylor had gotten used to Andy's viper. Instead, Selena had a little doll face, she held it so hard that she didn't dare make a sound. She just betrayed her with a strong smile in her eyes. She felt it was just too right to be here tonight. Not only did she know a good sister with a passion, but she could also find the other side of her idol, which was just too bad and too funny.
At the end of the farce, Britney left the stage as a selling spot, and MTV wanted to get the viewership done. This Nima, Britney, is going to be on fire again in the next day.
The award ceremony is still going according to schedule, this summer's music queen is definitely Rihanna Mo Count, with a big z-cooperative "Umbrella" to sing the shadow of the song in the north and south of Hongda River, this time because it won the annual award for the biggest single song, plus her performances on stage are really excellent, both in body, clothes and typhoon far more than Sugar, there is a real new generation of "days later“.
Andy wasn't disappointed that he was beaten by Rihanna to win the year's biggest single. Little Taylor was a little lost in trying to comfort Andy, so much so that Andy showed a bit of ridiculous disgust that he was in no mood.
“The best newcomer, the winner... Andy Smith! ”
Bang-bang--
The whole scene sounded a warm applause, and little Taylor smiled with excitement, exaggerated expression and Andy hugging, revealing a big white tooth.
“Congratulations!”
“Thank you.”
After Andy and Taylor hugged each other, they hugged Parris, who was only 1 meter and 65 years old, turned around and stood up, walking steadily onto the stage in a slightly unexpected mood, after all, it was his first time on stage to win a prize.
“Thanks, MTV got my first! It's a wonderful memory! ”
Short, award-winning testimonials, watching Andy Smith walking down the stage, the whole scene sounded a good laugh and a warm applause, the audience watching the television broadcast was made laugh by Andy's slightly dirty comments, and several of his women sat in front of the TV with a disgusting smile on their faces.
But for the legendary success of Andy Smith, you've discovered something new. Turns out he's a very funny guy, and he's more real in people's eyes.
The next award seemed to have nothing to do with Andy, and there was also the best chorus of the year, lost to Beyonce and Sachira, and Beyonce went on stage alone to receive the award. In fact, she was also depressed all night, which was the only award she had ever won, and tonight belonged to Rihanna.
Perhaps the most unusual award is the "Almighty Artist of the Year Award", which is principally for rewarding artists for the development of offline brands and ultimately belongs to Andy.
When Andy's name was read, the whole place stood up for applause. The award was truly famous. I'm afraid no one in the audience would be better suited to the award than Andy. Even if he opened a clothing store in the same neighborhood, the owner of the restaurant Jia was oral. After all, Andy's achievements over the year were world-renowned and the assets were unmatched by anyone on the site, which was $10 billion.
Taylor finally committed a maniacal illness, spreading her ten fingers, screaming and cheering, exaggerated and shocking look, a little exaggerated, but Andy knew it was the true expression of her inner excitement.
“Thank you, thank you MTV, for letting me find a way to brush the trophy, which is to put out a single song every year and work so hard to grow the performance of other companies that I can always get this award... ”
Ah-ha-ha...
Andy had a serious face and a meddling voice, and after a brief silence, the whole United States laughed!