American Fortune Life

On January 1, 2008, when the old years were sent away, the gloom of the past year was also sent away, and a new festival of hope was ushered in, but the game was dominated by a green channel, a slightly stubborn bird with eyes and a few white clouds.

If you don't fly desperately, you'll fall, and if you don't, you'll crash.

Without a tutorial, the strategy is a floating cloud, and you need to keep climbing in failure.

Playing with a few hands is all kinds of rough hate not dropping your phone, indicating that you are grumpy and angry!

Fortunately, it's just the JAVA version, and the iPhone is not as shatter-resistant as Nokia.

On the first day of the New Year, all the newspapers in the United States were dominated by this clumsy, eye-popping bird, well, the same is true in Europe, where all the players who played with the stupid bird first saw the story as a curse and then unwillingly took out their cell phones to continue to seek abuse.

And I haven't played before and I'm eager to try. After all, everyone plays. I'm the only one who doesn't play. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. There's nothing to talk about. Download, install, try, die, die... Disgrace into anger... Curse...

Andy Smith's name was greeted countless times this day in every corner of the world.

Ivana looked at all the stories in the newspaper and laughed so hard that she could barely roll on the sofa. Before she died of this game, she thought she was too stupid and now the world is under NUE.

“Hmm? So good? Okay, I get it. It can be published. Looks like there are a lot of masters! ”

Andy hung up the phone, looked at the flowers and twitches, the suspender nightdress also fell off a bit, the shaky white half QIU was jizzed out of Ivana, and couldn't help but play: “Someone has uploaded their grades and now the first place has scored 33 points! ”

“Ah? No way! How is that possible?” Ivana's smile stalled, her face stunned, and her voice screamed.

Andy walked forward, his left hand holding her hips, his right hand starting to play ball without pity, hey laughing: “There's nothing impossible in the world, and looking at the name as a girl, seriously, I was shocked, you know, this game. “

“Nasty.” Ivana got angry at Chuan for her unimpressed ninja skills by Andy. She clings tightly to Andy's arms and hears half of what he said, curious to ask: “What's wrong with this game? ”

“Let's just say that this game is already very difficult to tai, and the JAVA versions I made are resistive screens, hardware defects that almost doubled the difficulty of this game, theoretically nobody gets 100 points, but now it looks like I underestimate the ability of players to be good. ”

“Ah, you're such an asshole! ”

“Hey, I've been sprayed since last night, and now I'm upset and a little pissed off! Give me some gas before we... ”

Andy smiled and sat on the couch, pointing to the carpet, Ivana glanced at her beautiful white boyfriend, biting Red Chun and sitting on the carpet...

In the morning, while Andy was torturing his girlfriend, he was a game developer who didn't have access to the media, but it was also hard to help these media outlets go unrestrained for newspaper sales.

Not only did they get experts to analyze the game, but they also got psychologists, interviewed game players from all walks of life, gathered all kinds of vomit feedback, and they wanted to do it as a big story at the start of the New Year '08.

San Francisco Apple Industrial Park.

“No rest, okay?” Jobs, getting thinner and thinner, looked tired and Cook cared to ask and reached over a folder that Cook handed him.

“Coughed up by that game.” Cook shook his head somewhat bitterly.

“What, you play too? Several of my children were tortured by this game, and I asked them to uninstall it, but nobody cared about me...” Jobs looked at Cook with some dismay, and he was a little helpless when he thought of the noisy kids at home.

“I gave up after a few rounds, Ben, playing a game all night long without saying anything, and getting really excited, Andy Smith developed a crazy game!” Cook explains that Benjamin Lin is short for Benjamin Lin, his Asian boyfriend, and that Cook is GAY, which is no longer a secret in Apple management.

“In fact, one of the common features of this game player is that everyone gets angry after playing it, so it can also be called a game from NUE, which is a completely pit human game.

I don't play games with so many fun games, I prefer to play these extreme games, either with a brain problem or since nue. So it's better to persuade your neighbors not to play this game. If you want to play this game, you can find healthier games to play. Otherwise, it will become more violent over time. It also endangers the health of others. ”

Jobs didn't take Cook's feelings into account and said his thoughts directly. After all, his kid was playing the game, and he hated the idea behind the game.

“I'm afraid nobody is going to listen to you right now, and First Andy Smith has repeatedly emphasized from the start of development that warning about the difficulty of this game was just that everyone didn't believe it at the time, but rather that expectations grew.

The second is that it's free, and that's something almost no one can refuse. The third is Andy Smith's money giving welfare, the real knife, the Freedom City has now updated its game ranking, the first place has been scored 33 points, $15,000 has been cashed by a girl, this storm is no longer appropriate! ”

Hearing some helpless explanations from Cookie, Jobs' eyes flashed limp and his expression was a little condescending: “I didn't expect him to fight back this way. ”

“It can't be underestimated, now that the media has started saying what fortunately is not the IOS version, saying that there is no Nokia fall-resistant or other news has been produced. Now the tide has just begun, the sales of crazy phones will definitely be affected. After all, all young people are playing this game, crazy phones may be left idle, the sword will go away! ”

To be honest, Cook didn't want to upset Andy Smith, but Joe was accustomed to hegemony, had to pay the toll, a breach of contract had already made Apple sick, and now almost completely offended the partners who initially supported them. Through several negotiations, he had always had the feeling that the talented young man had been on guard against Apple crossing the river to dismantle the bridge from the beginning, and together saw that the invisible shackles had been strapped to Apple, and he even suspected that Andy Smith still had a backhand waiting for them.

“Is this the latest data from the Free City mall?” Jobs' eyes slightly shrunk and his expression looked a little surprised at Cook.

“Yes, you've also discovered that the traffic on their websites is no longer what normal servers can do. I've been keeping an eye on people, downloading at peak times, while our people download at the same time, and it's still very smooth. They can't build a superserver for a free game, and I've been asked, they haven't bought a new unit recently. ”

“There is only one possibility! His cloud computing company has made breakthroughs in xing...” Jobs' eyes glistened sharply, with a sense of amazement and unwillingness in his tone.

“No wonder he would tie up his partner with that kind of unequal share allocation agreement, and this leaf, it seems, is a really powerful figure.” Cook suddenly remembers the stock agreement of Musica Cloud Computing, which was conditioned by Silicon Valley Newspapers some time ago, and now it seems that Andy Smith, a young man, does have a different spirit and vision.

“There are a lot of geniuses in the world, and as I said, the ability to challenge these big companies in Silicon Valley, and even eliminate the new technology of these big companies, may already be beginning to code in some garage!” Jobs stood up, walked up to the floor window, looked at Apple's industrial park, and his voice was a little crystal clear.

“So, our chances continue?” Cook frowned.

“As for the four games being integrated into the Apple Store, let's wait. After all, our crazy phones are not mainstream and cannot form an oppressive xing advantage. Andy Smith is a genius. Seriously, this time his counterattack made us a little passive. Looks like I need to make a phone call with him... ”

When he heard that his boss was going to call Andy's young man himself, to be honest, it was a bit swollen by the other guy's face and his face was bored with laughter, and he couldn't help but rush to say: “I'm going to make this call! ”

“Huh.” Jobs looked back at Cook, shook his head and smiled, then lowered his head and said softly: “Only if I make this call will he update the IOS version of this crazy game, and even if I do, he will say yes, but it will take a while to update, after all, he loves crazy 3G coming on the market. ”

Cook nodded a little helplessly, and Andy Smith directly identified only the JAVA version as it was being broadcast live, when someone guessed that the collaboration between Apple and Andy Smith was cracking.

When the game went live, it was a completely MO screen controlled game, and from the outset Andy Smith, who was very supportive of the IOS system, threw away the more sensitive capacitive screen crazy phones, choosing the resistive screen phones that were now considered slow to react and had been discussed for discarding, undoubtedly validated this speculation.

Andy Smith, this is the face of the Apple company in the bright smoke with no spirit of contract, crossing the river to dismantle the bridge!

This makes a lot of gourmet cell phone companies laugh!

Public opinion has also begun to rave about Apple's ill-conceived and uncontractual practices. Coupled with the push of some forces, if these unfavourable opinions are not addressed as soon as possible, this will have some impact on Apple's brand value. Of course, the most important thing is that Apple's crazy phone is still just a baby. It doesn't have much share in the mobile phone market at all. Six million copies of sales are really not enough. Apple needs friends!