Apocalypse Cockroach

Zhang Xiaoqiang slept confused and suddenly felt something on the tip of his nose. If you want to sneeze and can't sneeze, open your eyes and you'll see a pair of eyes as big as a moon tooth. Big eyes suddenly breathe a healthy, refreshing breath from the mouth of the owner of the big eyes onto his cheek, bringing a little warmth this early spring season.

“Uncle, you're so funny! Do you have a bed to sleep on?” Yang Qiao smiled and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang who was sitting on the floor with some confusion.

“When did you wake up?” Zhang Xiaoqiang woke up stuttering and asked Yang Kel.

“Just wake up! You slept so well yesterday! By the way, uncle, why are you sitting on the floor? It's cold on the ground!” Yankee asked relentlessly.

“Oh, this, that, cough! That's the thing, yesterday. I was sleeping in bed, half asleep, rolling to the ground, hmm! That's it!” Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to tell Yang Kel that she almost turned into a zombie yesterday, so he hit her so-so.

Yang Keer looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang's neat and tidy quilt, and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was still sitting on the ground, very confused!

“Chop! Uncle, do you think I'm white? You think I'm gonna believe you've been rolling all this way, rolling over here, sitting up and sleeping?” Yang Keer said with disdain to Zhang Xiaoqiang, looking very clever on his face.

“Forget it! Don't say that's useless. Tell me, do you feel any different when it comes to peace?” Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at Yang Qiao's little face and said nervously!

“Different?” Yankee scratched her head, twisting her head. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at her carefully while not letting go of every detail.

“Do you feel hungry and hungry enough to eat a cow?” Zhang Xiaoqiang hinted at the side!

“Ki-yee!” Yang Keer looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang and said.

“Do you feel pain all over you? And it still hurts in the bones?” Zhang Xiaoqiang remains immortal.

“It's still wood!” Yang Qiao doesn't know what kind of nerve Zhang Xiaoqiang is in, he just subconsciously cooperates.

“Do you ever feel like there's a force swimming around, lifting a little fireball, an ice arrow or something?” Zhang Xiaoqiang felt half cold and hung up overnight?

“Uncle, did you sleep yesterday and dream about crossing? Do you want me to wipe out the world's monsters with a super curse?” Yankee felt Zhang Xiaoqiang was still awake.

“KAO, is there something wrong with you? Find out for yourself! ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang was very angry. He just didn't know if he was angry with Yang Kel or angry with himself. He had to take the rain water. He took the rain water and tortured himself to death.

“Nothing is nothing! Are you mad at me? Um, well, I don't care if I want to?” Yankee's voice said weakly.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was completely depressed.

Yang Kel solved his personal problems at the bottom of the hole. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the straight cup held in his hand and filled the quilt with half a glass of crystal clear rain water. The rain water was very clean, nothing suspended. It looked no different than a glass of pure water.

“Is it just hypnosis?” Zhang Xiaoqiang slightly disbelieved in evil and poured the rainwater from the straight cup into his mouth.

“A little faint, hmm! And some bites.” Zhang Xiaoqiang commented on his taste.

“Why can't I sleep?” Zhang Xiaoqiang lay on the bed and looked at the top of the hole. The little girl wanted to sleep when she drank it. Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't sleep when she drank it. Is it really different?

“Oops! It hurts! Uncle, what was that laxative you gave me yesterday?” Yankee rubbed her stomach out and looked bitter. This time, the little Kung Fu girl went to the bottom of the hole three times.

“Grunting...” Yang Ke 'er's stomach was ringing again.

“Ah, here we go again! Oops... and your intestines will be pulled out like this, oops...” Yankee runs to the bottom of the hole with a cry!

Zhang Xiaoqiang lay in bed and watched unwittingly. “Grunting" came out of his stomach. “Am I a winner too?” Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't get out of bed in time to copy a roll of toilet paper and chase Yang Kel away.

“How could you be like this! Can't you see I'm here?” Yankee squatted in the corner behind a stone wall facing the hole and screamed.

“Jianghu, help me, I have a tummy too, it will only take a second!” Zhang Xiao Qiang's face shamelessly loosened his belt and squatted face to face with Yankee.

“Cocoa, but I'm a girl. Can't you do it outside?” Yankee said, blushing and stuttering.

“Do you want me to pull it on your bed or do you want me to pull it on rice?” Zhang Xiaoqiang remarked reasonably, then muffled his voice, and the daisy blossom loosened as if the gate was leaking for thousands of miles. A strong stench filled this tiny space.

Easy? Comfortable? Zhang Xiaoqiang seemed to have removed a kilogram of weight all over his body. He sniffed at the stench around him.

“Humph!” Yankee ran out with her pants.

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care about Yang Qiao's cold hum, just thinking: “She didn't seem to wipe her butt or butt when she went out? ”

Three or five minutes later, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to get up and saw Yang Kel rush back. Run across from him and squat.

“Didn't you know there were men here?” Zhang Xiaoqiang shouted loudly at Yang Qiao, forgetting his own shamelessness.

“Do you want me to pull it on your bed or do you want me to pull it on rice?” Yang Ke 'er learned quickly.

Zhang Xiaoqiang ran to the platform with his pants, “Uncle, you forgot to wipe your butt!” There was a cry from Yankee behind.

Zhang Xiaoqiang heard Yang Qiao shouting and dropped his pants on the ground.

That's how you sing, I appear in London at the bottom of the cave, until the pull, the leak, the chrysanthemum stings numbness will not stop.

Both of them sat tirelessly on their beds, and Yang Kerr hesitated to seem to have something to say. Zhang Xiaoqiang endured the occasional hot sensation of daisy flowers. The ponderer said: “Is there any soybean in the rain? ”

Yankee's voice suddenly broke Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind.

“Uncle! Um, you saw someone else's, so you're responsible.” Yankee sat in the cot crying and said to Zhang Xiaoqiang.

“Didn't you see I was busy, who had time to see you?” Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at it with dismay and thought: “Hmm, let me take responsibility for you? Who's responsible for me? ”

“No, it's not! I didn't even let my husband see it!” Yang Keer clarified to Zhang Xiaoqiang.

“Not yet? You've done it all, haven't you?” Zhang Xiaoqiang clearly disbelieved.

“Really, really, me and my ex-husband were in the trunk, and I helped him get it out with my hands, and they said," Where does it hurt to get a woman? "” Yankee crouched on the floor and drew a circle.

“They? Who are they?” Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little interested in asking Yang Keer.

“They're my sisters living with me, right upstairs! ”

“Didn't you say you were pregnant?” Zhang Xiaoqiang was somewhat strange.

“Well, they say a woman gets pregnant when a man shoots“ that thing "in her body, and they put it in a condom if they don't want to get pregnant. I got it in my hand. I'm gonna get pregnant!” Yankee seemed to think of something somewhat restless.

“Little sister? You never read physiological hygiene in biology books?” Zhang Xiaoqiang asked Yang Qiao seriously.

“Her sisters didn't make it clear. I thought pregnancy and the little girl“ that came ”had no direct effect!” Zhang Xiaoqiang thought depressedly.

“Others say that the baccalaureate is not a score, it is not the point to ignore it!” Yankee still doesn't really understand what pregnancy has to do with biology.

“ ”Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless.