Arafoo Kenja no Isekai Seikatsu Nikki

Zeros and Lucerys took the usual nasty Journey to the city of Santore.

But here, the old man realized something important.

"... no good. I've been out of town, but where am I supposed to go?"

Zeros didn't know about this world dating spot in the first place.

On Earth, it was filled with entertainment such as movies and amusement facilities, and even if I went out casually, I could play without being so bored, but I don't have the knowledge to enjoy it in other medieval civilizations.

At the same time, I don't know where the maidens of my age might be happy.

Because he had prioritized everything in his life until now only what he was interested in.

Here, I can't escort you now.Oh my goodness.... "

Old man, it's just a pinch.

"Where are we going, Mr. Zeros?"

"That's right... I want to go shopping with Orthodox in clothing stores and precious metals stores..."

"You only go to rich places like that.Even if they go, they'll pay you in advance. "

"Really? Don't let the shop pick the customers."

"No, isn't it because it's a luxury shop?"

The clothing store was for Bourgeois customers.

The general public often buys clothes in stalls, and it is common sense for merchants or nobles to buy them in specialty stores.After that, a luxury whore will go with a welcoming customer.

Prior to that, clothes were often handmade in general households, and items that were no longer needed were sold at stalls, which was equivalent to almost no purchase at specialty stores.

Lucerys explains that to me.

"Do you make your own clothes at home...So, Johnny, did Lucerys make the clothes you're wearing? "

"I made it, too, but with the other priests.Clothes are expensive. "

"It's cheaper to buy clothes and make them than to buy them.The orphanage teaches you how to sew and cook easily. "

"I see...."

All fabrics are produced in mass production in the countryside, but this is a job performed by wives outside of field work, and it is a valuable source of income in each countryside.The price of cloth in the city is inevitably higher just because production is fixed, but it is still cheaper than purchasing finished clothes.

Businesses hire craftsmen to make clothes, but what professionals do becomes very expensive, so it can be said that low-income ordinary people buy luxury goods.

"So... mercenaries like Jane and the others need to be prepared to suffer just by buying clothes."

"Not in the case of mercenaries?Clothes are basically made from the skin of monsters, and if there are other botanical monsters, the fibers can be peeled off quite a bit.If you bring in a large quantity of high-fiber plants while you're harvesting, you'll be able to make clothes cheap. "

"What? I suddenly lost track of the criteria.Is that a strength that can be sourced locally? "

"Don't say that. But when it comes to design, it's amateur production, and there's nothing I can do about it."

Instead of underwear, the mercenary first wears thick clothing made of breathable monster skin.There are quite a few professionals who make combat clothes for mercenaries.

Because of the importance attached to practicality, it is up to the craftsman to design, and metal fiber is sometimes used in places that contact the joints, so it was a far from fashionable substitute because it was made quite durably compared to the clothes worn by city people.

"Can't Mr. Zeros make it?"

"Hmm, there's nothing I can't do, but even if I ask for a sense of fashion, I'm in trouble.It seems like a man could make it.... "

"Didn't you reinforce your British equipment before?I thought the old man made the ruffles back then. "

"I've left the design of women's gear to others, so I've never made it myself.Naturally, it was designed by a woman.Ruffles are a waste of time. "

At [Sword and Sausalis], Zeros was asked to make equipment for women, but the design was often asked to [Shadow Six] - that is, the female ninja party where Ann was.

As a thank you, he had a good relationship with Gib and Take, such as giving away rare items and materials as rewards or accepting a Quest Helper for no reward.

"Funn... I thought the old man was going to make everything ~"

"That's what I thought."

"Sometimes I don't like it either."

I have a sister on top if it is a familiar woman's underwear, so I feel like I can make something similar.

Some of them are quite remarkable, and when I entered high school, I said, "Whoa... why do you have underwear like this?My moms will cry when they see it, "I remember dragging it.

Sharalla (Beauty) has been bad in many ways since that time.

"Now, if the clothing store doesn't work, where are you going?"

"That's right... why don't we go to the market?"

"Lou... that's normal shopping, right? It's not a date."

"If so, Jane should decide.I've never been like this before, and I don't know where to go. "

"Don't ask me!"

The three of them had been too immature to know where to go and what to do.

It's a silly story.

"Hmm... so why don't you go somewhere you two think you're going to miss?"

"Is it a nostalgic place...?"

"Yeah, I've been walking around the city a lot, but I know where to go.I want to explore places I don't know anyway. "

"Even if they say so, I don't know where they know....."

"Ah, then there's a good place.Follow me. "

Lucerys walks ahead to show her the way.

Zeros and Jones followed.

After entering the narrow alley and following the twisted path several times, there was only one small shop.

Most of the shop's customers were children, and they were enjoying the sweets they bought while exchanging them among their peers.

"... like a confectionery shop?"

All of the shop's products are sweets and cheap toys, and the sweet shop is the most vibrant in the atmosphere.

The only difference was that most of the confectionery seemed to be made in the back of the shop, with a sweet aroma characteristic of sugar.By the way, the shop number is carried out by a small old lady from Yobo Yobo.

"Ah, I miss it. They used to buy sweets here too. There was still a shop."

"The price of sweets is also quite cheap.It's affordable enough to buy with children's pocket money. "

It was an interesting shop inviting wonders and nostalgia.

Looking inside the store with the feeling that it had returned to the child's heart, he found this nostalgic thing again and murmured in his heart, "It was also in this world."

It looks like a bundle of small envelopes at first glance, but it is sold by enclosing bromides such as idols inside, paying the money and pulling it out from top to bottom.

When Zeros was young, I saw him hanging from the shelves of a neighborhood confectionery shop.

I just don't think the contents are bromide. I don't know what it looks like because the surface is tanned and faded.

With that in mind, the child pulled out a few small bags from the side.

I suddenly worry about the contents of Russia.

"What... [drunkenness toast]?This is the third one ~ "

"My... [wedding third party toast].Attack is 200. "

"My name is [Trial Win Cheers].Um... attack power is 1500. "

"...... yes?"

The encapsulated ones seem to be cards from a card game, but the contents are stranger than that.For some reason, I end with a 'toast'.

An unexpected peek at the cards in the hands of the children from behind revealed a picture of a Lehman-style man buried in a rubbish heap drinking a bottle in one hand.

"Ah, [Marriage plunder wrestling]... this is a rare card.Attack at 2500. "

"Oh, wow!"

"I've never seen it before."

"... what is this?"

An old man confused by a meaningless card game.

Looking at the bundle of cards enclosed on the shelf again, it was written "Cheers Collection" on the faded package surface.

Moreover, the vendor once again publishes the Métis sacred law.

Apparently, he was also involved in the card game business.

It's also sharp... no, it's just a stick!And you have no defense against attack?How do you play before that!!

"The special effects are -500 Attack Down on looting Lady Cards and returning Handsome Prince Cards to deck.And 100 less lives every turn. "

"" Ooh, good. ""

Lifestyle!? Is it an unexpectedly complex game?

In certain card games, special effects are wasted, and depending on the configuration of the deck, it is possible to kill one turn with infinite loops.However, the card's characteristics are complicated and it is troublesome to grasp everything.

This toast collection is likely a similar game.

Is this really for kids?Wouldn't it be better to make it a little simpler... "

I don't really know what a religious state is thinking anymore.

The knowledge of the hero who started this may have led to this situation, but I can't wipe out the feeling that I ran to make money with momentum or aimed at a share monopoly.



"Oh, this isn't a dry one."

"It's true... Long live the Great Japanese Empire!"

It's another guy.

What a long live collection!? And the Great Japanese Empire...

It was just the second round.

Because it is a different world, it is all-you-can-do that I would like to do with an ok nori.

Besides, I can't judge whether it is a chronic lack of entertainment or a temporary confusion because of the simplicity of such a foolish card game.

But that's all I can say.

"Think carefully about the product name before selling!!"

"... isn't it time for that country to disappear?"

"What is it?"

"Uh-oh!?"

Someday there was Lucerys behind it.

She holds a bag of paper with sweets and looks at us with a neat face.

"Surprised... when was it behind you?"

"Just now, I was murmuring something really noisy."

"It's a mess, huh? It's a country that sells a lot of books with a broken sense of ethics.I don't think we can destroy it anymore. "

"I won't deny it, but I don't think that's what I'm saying here."

"I won't deny it..." he whispered with his heart.I agree with you...

More interesting than that is the name of the [Great Japanese Empire].

The name of the country placed in this card game is clearly different from what Zeros knows.

Of course, it may have been changed from Empire to Empire by the vendor's intentions, but the question arises as to how much people in this world would censor even if they had less entertainment.

If the ethics are decent enough to censor in the first place, there is no way to allow the sale of Gudagda cartoons containing eggs.It would be more likely to consider the possibility that the brave are involved.

A brave man from a different planet on the world line......

The world exists only in the number of gods it governs.

I don't know how much vast territory it controls beyond the boundaries of dimensions and worlds, but the gods will be surprised if they repeated the kidnapping without permission.

Moreover, when the kidnapped brave man dies and becomes the only being of the soul, the original world order and the power lent become a lesion, eroding the current world order and eventually causing the surrounding world to become a bomb leading to collapse.

It's like a time-bound trust.

I've revived Mr. Alphia, but can you stop the three-dimensional chain collapse?If we don't take out the remaining two, we won't be able to reach our complete body.... "

The Resurrection Evil One cannot be complete without the remaining two administrative authority codes, and the power alone remains infinitely useless.

Computational power enough to manage space-scale events is currently not used enough to be considered a complete waste.

No, to be precise, they're building a program that makes full use of super advanced computational power to do something else.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen him lately. It's a mess to walk on your own like such a stupid existence....

I completely forgot, but I haven't seen Alfie Megas lately.

I am not worried about only ultra-high order life forms that are independent of injuries and illnesses.Rather, the world is more worried.

It is not strange that the world should perish at this moment of her inadvertence.

"Oh no... my evil god, let go"

Now, I realize that the presence of Yaba ~ Lee remained in the field.

As a result, one of the Four Gods has been picked up from somewhere and is now sealed in the upstairs warehouse (and Windia is unaware of it).

I'm worried about picking up something weird again.

"What happened to Mr. Alphia?"

"... no, I haven't seen him for a while, so I'm just wondering where he's going and what he's doing right now."

"I often see it on the street in the city.I'm coming to church for dinner, and.... "

Besides?

I'm trying to buy sweets in the back right now?

"... what?"

In the back of the long and thin shop, there was a homemade confectionery workshop where many children gathered, but one of the children, a familiar Gothlori girl, was mixed up.

For some reason, it seemed like I was rubbing it with the journal next to me.

"... yes, when was it? It wasn't there when you entered the store, was it?"

"I just realized that."

Looks like you're rubbing with Jane.

"I'm rubbing it..."

Godzillo Godzillo with the children called Stamba in front of the cooking hall in the back.

For some reason, the jarnet is mixed up in it, but the jarnet and Godzillari trial seem to be in trouble even if they don't go to argument.

"Why not!"

"Think about the children in line here.We're all looking forward to it. "

"Hmm, don't you mind if I pay you?I'm a customer, and you're not a clerk.Why do you have to say that?For the shop, the customers will be gods. "

"'Cause you're buying up fresh confectionery!"

……………

Evil Goddess intended to buy fresh confectionery from the store.

Adult shopping in stores where children come to buy confectionery and toys with few allowances is really dirty through the popularity (moderation).

It was equal to no majesty because it was done by a high-ranking existence.

"Hey, old man... you're the guardian, aren't you?Shouldn't we teach him a little common sense? "

"Wow, they're pointing at me.Unfortunately, Mr. Alphia doesn't understand common sense.But, well, why did you start to taste so delicious... "

"Excuse me, I'm already familiar with common sense.If you're not willing to obey, it's personality. "

"That's not personality!It's just selfish. Even if he misses it, he won't miss it. "

"Selfish is not one of personality..."I'm sorry to see such a sad guy. "

From the people around me, Alphia was nothing but a shame.

However, since she only sees dust like human beings, she can't imitate caring about insects, so she just behaves arrogantly (selfish).

And no malice at all.

"If you hadn't seen it for a while, were you immersed in a place like this?I wouldn't mind buying everything..... "

"I don't come here every day, so you can forgive me this much.He came home after work, but what a narrow heart. "

"I think we should at least be tolerant of our children."

"Shouldn't we be worried about our higher selves and children?"

"If it's high, you should indicate the metrics that are commensurate with it.It only looks like a child you don't normally like. "

"Nuu..."

I can only look like a very popular little girl from anywhere.

I have a headache when I think that this is the place to manage the world.

"When did you try to buy an adult?"

"It's a fried confectionery called poivoire. That's what they say... I think it looks like a satter andagi."

"Ah... something like a donut?"

"One is a bite size about the tip of my thumb and has been sold as a child's snack for a long time.You've come to buy me and Jane a lot. "

"The High Priest also bought a good souvenir...I was always drunk on velvet. "

The price that a child can buy means that buying a fair amount won't cost much.

I wonder if it's still affordable to buy as a souvenir for orphans.

"Hey, it's fresh fried."

"Kitter! Sell it all to me!!"

"Don't do it... children first"

"Let go, I'm a guest too!This punishment! "

Evil God was not very popular even though it was a high-dimensional life form.

With a god strangled by feathers on his ass, the children reach the ready Poivoir.

There was something similar in the confectionery shop. Well, it was Castella....

While feeling nostalgic, the old man was staring at the children.

"Jane, it's been a while since we bought it."

"Nnnu!?"

Well, I've been watching, and I'm starting to want to eat some clams.

"What!?"

Remember the old days when Lucerys and Joanne lined up with the children.

If you're dissatisfied with that, the devil eats you.

"Ah, is that good!?Those two are adults! "

"Those two are not going to buy away the evil gods, and it doesn't matter.I think there is a problem with you buying it without reading the air. [M]Where is God? "

"Gunu...."

While looking at the scene of children buying confectionery with wings squeezed in, the evil goddess scratched his hands and feet with frustration.

In response to that, the old man exhaled a small sigh, thinking in his heart, "Is it okay to leave the supervision of the world to this...?"

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Then Zeros broke up with the rotten Alpha and came to the park.

Just sit on the bench and relax while watching the relaxing scenery, while eating the confectionery you bought at the store earlier and spending time like an old man.

But people suddenly return to me.

"... what? This is more than a date, it's just a walk."

In the first place, the old man has had no connection with women since he was a high school student.

At that time, dating was about that kind of relationship, such as stopping at a bookstore or fast food shop on the way home together after school.

In other words, it's just an extension of going home, and there's nothing to call a date.

Even the old man, who had only such a small experience, felt that sitting on a bench and not talking about anything, could not call a date just a situation where he was facing the sun.

Something's different, right? And.... "

Looking over the park, a family member with children is having a picnic.

Well, since this is a sight I often see in the original world, the problem is...

One more set!

"" "" "One, two!! One, two!!

A big man in a full-face mask with naked upper body will be training a lot of tough men.

The sweat of the splashing balls sparkles, and the men with dopamine and adrenaline are in the middle of a hindsooth squat, with a really good smile.

"Muscles don't lie!!Today's damage leads to tomorrow's strength, you bastards!! "

"" "" Sir Jesus!! "" "

Although the park is lit by the fresh spring sun, some of it is as hot and bitter as mid-summer.

"Hey... dating isn't like this, is it?Aren't you just taking a walk? "

"Even if I tell you....."

The old man thought of Jane as well.

But what bothers me more than that is the crowd of bastards.

Among them - precisely because the person at the center was the one Zeros saw.

"Bomber Naito... no, mask de Renaissance.What the hell are those people?Opening a professional wrestling business in this world... no entertainment?Are you going to do it?

Bomber Naito pro wrestler.

Player Name [Mask de Renaissance]

[Muscle Millennium] is a group of fighter addicts whose clan belongs to the tactical gang, but whose motto was to "go see a stronger monster (him) than me" and the absoluteism of battle.

He is also a specialist in squid gear made by [Annihilators].

"I don't care, but what are those hot and bitter muscles?"

"Lou... the language is getting stronger?Well, I agree that it's hot and painful.They're a recent clan, and they certainly said [Muscle Hustles].... "

"Are you famous?"

"You're famous for mainly rehabilitating defective mercenaries.Mercenaries rushing up and down to the west rush to the flying body press.If you have a Katsuagae mercenary in the east, go and hug him and crush him. "

That's what I was doing with Sword and Sorceress.They said it was a nightmare muscle hug.Mr. Mask, even though the world has changed, I haven't been able to do anything.Instead, it's penetrating... "

I'm glad you're feeling well.

But I don't want to take the initiative to say hello.

That's why...

"That guy, I liked to use the avatar of a lean old character, and he said," Hahaha!It's pathetic to use such a poor character.A man should be strong!Yes, like this beautiful body of mine.Muscle!! "

- and.

And even though it's an avatar, "Strengthen your muscles!Can the enemy be defeated with a hysterical body? "

No matter what kind of lean character is in the first place, just a little increase in status where you've trained in the game doesn't actually make you muscular.

It will never become a muscle body.

And yet, it's forcing me to strengthen myself.

I know now that I will definitely be drawn into their company, so the old man won't approach me with cuteness.I don't want to get involved.

"Those bastards, it's the last finish!Let's do the Amazing Muscle Stretch. Suddenly resting my muscles is something else. "

"" "YES! Muscle, muscle, hustle, muscle!!

And a strange muscle dance that I don't really know how to start.

It doesn't make sense where stretching is, but they dance with a muscle they've forged, shining more wastefully than needed.

"... what are we looking at - no, what are we looking at?"

"I don't know...."

………

An old man who is very shy and distracted by the strange behavior of his fellow citizens.

Children point their fingers, parents block it, take their children away, and drink early in the morning (presumably from late at night all night). Good old men put muscles on dishes.

The number of galleries has also increased, and the park has now become chaos.

"... Poivoire, I haven't eaten it in a long time, but it's delicious.The combination of bitterness, egg taste, acidity and spicy taste gives it a heavenly flavor. "

"Jane, I know how you feel, but don't run away from reality."

"How happy it is to be able to escape reality...Well, even if I try to escape mentally, the reality hasn't changed at all. "

"Mr. Zeros, do you want to get out of here?When I look at them, they say, "The muscles are the best," and "Powers are the muscles!"I hear hallucinations. "

"Don't do that. Would you like to go to an appropriate store before brainwashing?Ah, would you like to go to the jewelry store?According to what I heard, they sell magic equipment, and the mercenary Jones might be interested. "

"That's right... because somehow the Journey is a maiden hobby, and in fact, I'm intrigued by such things."

The exuberant old men evacuated the park.

The world seemed to be hungry for entertainment in various ways.

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At that time, on the other hand, Addo and Eromura were disassembling the weapons of the old era in the basement of the Zeros house.

……………

--I continued to work silently.

However, only one Addo is disassembled, and Eromura is in charge of sorting the disassembled parts.

Even if it is not as fast as zero, the ad works fast, and there is a lot of equipment and metal armor piled up in front of Eromura, so that it can't be sorted by itself in time.

The erotic mullahs began to hurry.

"... hey, I can tell from the armor, but I don't know how to tell from the equipment."

At the level of Eromura's [appraisal], it is impossible to determine what kind of equipment is, and there is only one way to judge with similar shapes.

Parts used in the same security drone are subtly different.

Probably due to differences in classification, such as the age of creation and standard and experimental machines, but not even erotic, making sorting difficult.

It's pretty piled up already. I'd rather finish my job than get paid, but I can't do this, right?

Magic engine for hydraulic suspension, cylinders and drive motors.And then there's the black box, and there's a lot of frames to sort out.

Some of them are gating guns and small grenade missiles, so they have to be handled carefully even if they don't want to, and as a result, it takes time to sort them out and work is delayed.

Especially, weapons such as missiles are carefully carried in fear of explosion when carried, so mental fatigue is not halfway there.It would be helpful if it slowed down.

My throat gets thirsty just because I care.

I have to take frequent breaks to get my spirit back.....

Eromura has reached the limit of her concentration.

I am confident that if I continue any longer, I will definitely get rid of the big poka.

"Ad-san, I'd like to take a break...."

………

"Ohhh, Ado-san!"

……

"Are you listening?"

……

Addo continued to work silently.

"... Adsan, there are lots of plays in public toilets and full trains, such as erogues, outdoors, health rooms, etc., but it's a normal arrest case to be realistic, right?"

"Bufu!?"

"What's more, teachers and students are chaotic together in the classroom. If they find out, they'll be expelled and fired.Besides, I think it's safe to send it to the office. What do you think? "

"What are you talking about all of a sudden!!"

"I'm excited about the immorality of these situations because I can't be normal.I don't like it when it comes to reality. "

"I don't know!!"

"Everyone first enjoys the intense erotic content and is as excited as they were before, but sometimes they learn to pretend.'This can't be happening', 'This can't be happening everyday'...Mr. Addo, remember this.There's absolutely no such thing as eroticism or comic strips. "

"Why are you suddenly talking to me like that!?"

Eromura says more. [M]

"There is no ideal girl.No matter how ideal they are, they are a product of fantasy in two dimensions, and no matter how inferior and adorable they are, they do not respond to us.Their smiles and delusions were just fantasies, and suddenly they woke up and suddenly became empty and started crying..... "

"It's still a shallow day to see Eromura," I said, "but isn't that usually the case?I don't know what it's like to be a man... "

"Do you know how I feel when it comes to Ado-san who is full of rear charm!!"

"Do you know how hard it is for you to completely block your escape route and be loved by a severe Jandelion who doesn't even have a choice?Severe psychopaths filled with dark degenerative love thrills every day, occasional shock and suspension.It's so violent that it rains blood everywhere.The romantic god would run away with a knife on his head. "

"I don't understand what you're saying... no, I'm sorry."

There is the word blue next to the lawn, but in the case of Addo, the next living room will smell of blood.In some cases, it can really smell like blood.

Mainly by Yui's hand....

"More than that, why have you been talking erotic?"

"No, I'm kind of tired, so I thought I'd take a break, so I called.Mr. Ad didn't seem to have heard it at all.... "

"Ah... I'm tired from my monotonous work, so I was just playing."

Play?

Looking at Addo's hand, one of the first robots in the Heroic series was moving.

Besides, you take a strangely scented pose that you would never do during production.

Apparently, they were playing with a small Golem in magic training.

"Did you make something like this while people were silently sorting it out!?"

"What is this stuff?It deforms properly and forms up.It's a masterpiece that's obsessed with proportions! "

"That's awesome... wait a minute.If you look closely, your face looks like a ring, but this is a fake.This is better for the Golden Warrior..... "

"I didn't make the Golden Warrior, but I made the Black Warrior?"

"No way, our brave king!?"

"No, the railroad brave. I used to make parts when I was free."

"Black ~ ~ ~ ~!?"

Addo was somewhat influenced by his hobbies because of his long relationship with Zeros.

As for erotic mullahs, I was relieved that the decomposed parts were no longer piled up.Next, I think I'm seriously envious that I have production skills when I look at the ad murmuring, "Will it be the El-Oran series?"

He was as nerdy as Zeros or Addo.

Thereafter, even after a break, the conversation will be lively, and you will be enthusiastic about playing until Zeros returns.

It doesn't matter.

Ad-san, can I say one more word?

"What is it?"

"The erosion of transformed heroin has many patterns of energy charging with H."

Another piece of crap?

"If you can charge enough energy to blow up and atomic collapse your enemies, it's very ecological, I suppose.I think the problem of declining births and the problem of energy resources will be solved all at once. "

"... I don't know"

It really didn't matter.