Arafoo Kenja no Isekai Seikatsu Nikki

On the morning of the third day Zveit told Xeros, a mentor, to return to the Academy, an unusual visitor visited the main residence of the Duke of Solistea, where he lived.

Normally, you should be welcome, but I don't want to be honest with that person.

The name of the person...

"... you're finally here?"

"Hey, Zveit!? Your best friend came to visit you, but you don't know how to say that?"

― ― It was Dio, a friend of Zveit's.

It is no longer an exaggeration to say that the Duke's House had a commoner visiting the mansion.

At best, it could be a nobleman who is a guest of his father, the Duke of Delthasis, or a merchant trying to sell his goods.But Dio came.

Don't try to hide your intentions and feelings.

How nice of you to let me through the Mansion, huh?

"Hmm, I was just ass-fucking in front of the gate."I was stopped by the guards.But by chance, I met Miska-san-- "

It was when Dio was wandering in front of the Duke's mansion, being mistaken for a suspicious person by the guards and being interrogated.

She was desperately trying to clear up the misunderstanding that she was just coming to see a friend, but the guards were also loyal to their duties and did not stubbornly try to get in touch with each other, and she appeared when she was about to enter the Thousand Day War.

From the other side of the gate, Dio noticed a stranger walking by, and it was Dio who called Miska by the name of Miska, trying to get some help, but Miska suddenly trembled when she saw him.

"Tsu, I can't believe your friends are coming to visit you..."No... this can't be happening!That botch! That botch!!"That Bocchi Zveit-sama has someone to visit..."Dream, this is a dream, Miska!Is it possible that such an unrealistic thing could happen and that tomorrow the world would perish?Oh... my God, it's over.Lord Angormogetimae, the Most Great God.Please have mercy on us...... ”

---and so on and so forth.

As expected, Dio unexpectedly puts in a tsukkumi.

"Why!? It would be so strange if there were visitors to Zveit!?"Besides, why are you asking the Evil God for help?!What the hell is this angormogethemae!? ”

If you are satisfied with your life, especially if you are satisfied with the part of your Lordship, it is a terrible God.She is also a merciful person who gives protection to those who are completely unrelated to women.mainly wearing a strange mask......

"Isn't it just because of that god that there are more people who are not related to women!?"I don't have a girlfriend...... ”

Then it's okay. Now, please come in.Zveit-sama, it's Gashaji!!}

Isn't Misuka going to show you around?!?

"I don't want it, it's tough." I will issue permission to the guard to enter the residence, so please go to Master Zveit and play with your breasts on your own. "

What are you talking about in such an exchange!?

Miska told the guards about Dio's admission and left the scene coolly without me having to worry about it.

The only ones left were Dio, who was suspicious, and the guards, who were trembling in battle.

The gaze from the ordinary people who happened to be there was very hard.

"... what happened?"Miska-san, I've been flying all the time. "

"Oh dear, Miskaaa!!"

Without knowing it, Zveit shudders with anger.

However, Miska couldn't do anything with her opponent, and she could only hit eight things with her own powerlessness.

It's a sad story, but this is the Hierarchy of the Dukes of Solistea.

After the Duke of Delthacys and Creston, the maid was strong.

"Miska-san is a maid hired by the Duke's house, isn't she?"Why don't you fire me? "

"Ask my dad..."

"Even though I'm a good person, I have personality problems."I've known it for a long time.

"There are so many of them around me."

Starting with his real father, Zelos, the mage, Anzu, the escort, and Miska, his younger brother, Kloisas.Erromura and his grandfather, Creston, who respected him as a mage.Something is wrong with them.

It's not broken or broken, but the behavior is too insane.Even though you can get the right results even if you act seriously.

"I don't want to know the contents of the latest work, because Celestina's dick is also producing rotten books under the influence of Miska."

"Hey, let's do something about it!"What if Celestina runs into a deeper hobby?!! "

"Dio... there are things in the world that you can do and things that you absolutely can't do. and....."

And what?

"It's too late."

"Are you kidding me!?"

Tsvette gave Dio a look like he had given up everything.

He doesn't have the power to convince people who have flying personalities and hobbies, and his best friend Dio, who is in front of him, has also been acting strangely and has recently come to understand.

I realized that it was impossible to stop the actions of the dark people in words.

"...... Do you have any thoughts of being very rude?"

"No..." More than that, why did you want to come to me?If you're not good enough, you'll be sent to jail as a suspicious person."No, you don't have to tell me..." Anyway, you're looking for Celestina, aren't you? "

"That's right. I'm talking about Zveit, so I thought it was time to go back to the academy."I asked if I'd like to join you. "

"You're working in a strange place."

"This is also God's grace."I didn't think either of us would be standing here the day after tomorrow, and the timing was perfect. "

I didn't mind going back to Istor Magic Academy with you.

However, I would have welcomed it if it hadn't been for Celestina's purpose.

Deo was merely aiming for a toilet seat under the shield of friendship.

"You're not going to stay with me, are you?"

"It's not that thick." I've got my own inn. "

That's fine. I don't want to see Dio killed by Grandpa right in front of my eyes.

"Usually, you can stop or persuade me?"Isn't that what friendship is all about? "

"Don't be ridiculous, who can stop Grandpa?"It's out of the ordinary when it comes to Celestina. "

"After all, Creston-sama is the biggest difficulty..."

The beloved young man, Dio, was so blind that he could not do anything with his hands.

Celestina herself is the only one who can persuade Creston to dote on her granddaughter, which is impossible to do in the first place.

At the moment, Dio's position is that of a close friend of his brother's.

In other words, now Creston is sure to kill Dio.

Do you know the word "fly into the fire"?

“What are you talking about? By the way, Zveit....."

"Oh my God, suddenly you're freaking out. You're disgusting."

”No, um... here's Celestina...”

"Ahhh....."

Zveit speculated with Dio's attitude.

From the beginning, I knew that Celestina was the purpose.

His grandfather Creston is likely to be half-killed, and his guts in seeing her until he pushes the danger can be appreciated - but Dio has forgotten what's at stake.

"He's not in this mansion."I live in a separate house with my grandfather.You met Miska in front of the gate, didn't you?I must have stumbled upon you when I returned to the other house. "

Is that so?

"I explained it before, didn't I?""I'm living with my grandfather..."Grandpa is not close to his mother, and he likes the other house more than the main house, so he's not here. "

"...... I don't remember"

"When you're talking about Seletiana, I'll throw out any inconvenient information from your head.""If I'd gone to the other house first, I wouldn't have been able to live..." You took my life, didn't you? "

Creston will not relent toward a man approaching Celestina.

According to what the maids working in the other house told me, they were investigating the aristocrats who were proceeding with the matchmaking behind the scenes, and they were intimidating them by pinpointing the inconvenient facts.

It is unlikely that Creston, who hid, could do such an imitation, and probably his father, Delthacys, is also working with him.

I heard from Misca that Celestina seems to have a preference for older men in the first place.

"Huh? Seriously!? no way...."

"I'm telling you, Master isn't covered."Respectable as a mage, but highly regarded as a person.Celestina doesn't seem to be interested in a posteriori status. "

"Do you mean to compete as a person, not as a status?"But you like older people..... "

"I've noticed recently, but if you're aiming for Celestina, you're going to have to fight not only your grandfather, but also your father."It looks like I'm left alone, and my dad is sweet on Celestina. "

"What!? Is that so!?"

"Ahh... It seems that the idiot of the same four dukes' house named Celestina in front of his father as a candidate for fiancée, but he was forced to get engaged to the daughter of a certain Frontier Uncle."The girl seems to be in an obese shape. "

"...... Seriously?"

It's a story that Dio didn't want to hear.

The House of the Four Dukes is the next most prestigious lineage of the royal family, but even his son feels horror against the Duchess of Delthasse, who is relentless in giving him a hammer.

"Well, he has a personality problem, so it's a good medicine."

"Don't you think I'm going to be wiped out?"Even though you know so much, Zveit really can't help you!? "

"I want to do it, but in the end, Celestina's will is more important."Even if he chooses a partner, he will know his family structure and friendships thoroughly. "

"I'm scared of Duke Solistair's house for some reason..."

"Even if Celestina chooses you, if the investigation determines that there is a slight problem, it will be wiped out..."

Delthasis, who stands out and doesn't love Celestina, but wishes her daughter happier than anyone else, and his grandfather Creston, who loves his granddaughter.

It was too risky to turn against the enemy.

It was too difficult for ordinary Dio from the start.

Tsvette, who was looking at it with pity, wasn't even going to take it off for her best friend.I would rather you give up.

Sounds like a cold friendship, but it's still a hot enough friendship.

"...... Even if you give up a hundred steps, what kind of a man would you think Celestina would like?"I can't imagine it. "

"That's right. I don't know."

"For once, you're my sister, right?"Isn't it too cold? "

"From my standpoint, you can't talk about his life."I've been bullying Celestina for a long time.Knowing that it was a misunderstanding from ignorance, what I did not disappear.So if he chooses a path, I'll do my best to support him. ”

”Even if I say 'I'll make Celestina happy', you won't support me?”

"I've told you many times, but you have to do something about it."In the first place, he's only known me as an acquaintance.Try to turn yourself around without relying on others. "

Even as a Zveite, I didn't know what Dio was thinking.

However, it is difficult to accept as a friend the means used by my best friend in the process leading up to the relationship, and I wanted to show my efforts before cooperating.

As it is, it makes me feel bad about my feelings, and I'm worried that I might end up joining the stalker.

No, I've already set my foot on the path of the stalker.

"That being said, there is a wide range of genres to learn about her hobbies..."

"Magic, alchemy, medicine, history books."You've read the medical books..."And there are some light male books and novels. "

"I don't want to admit it, but I was really reading... a thin book"

“And I'm writing it myself.”

"Tell me you're lying, Barney!!"

"Who's Barney?!" Come on, stop turning your back on reality. "

Did you call?



The mysterious underwear seller Anzu suddenly appeared in front of the two of them, and they stiffened with a surprised expression.

Because her figure is a sketchy net tights that are dangerous for a toddler to wear on high heels.

A lustrous enamel bondage that just moves off the chest.

And ears with long ears representing rabbits.It was dressed as a so-called bunny girl.

If the world is different, it will be reported immediately.

What are you dressed up for!?

"...... For the Dwarf wife, this enchanting suit is perfect for evening work.I tried to make it affordable. "

"Are you going to sell it!?"

"Your stupid husband is definitely going to be a fever hustle tonight."My dad used to burn and love me dressed like this, too. Would you like that? "

”Your parents and daughter know the secret of the night!?”

Bunny Anz didn't have a criminal hamper.

Looking at the boldly posing Anzu, a sweat unpleasantly spreads through their backs.

Even if someone were to witness this, Zveit and Dio's life would definitely be stuck.

"Get dressed! That's a bad dress."

"Yeah, it's too criminal and dangerous."What if someone sees you? "

"Nh... but it's a little late."

”What, what...?”

When Anz turned around, she saw an elderly maid who was shaking with amazement.

The maid, who had become a witness at a bad time, was upset, shook her head as if to deny the reality in front of her. She even forgot to pick up the tray that had fallen from her hand, and tried to fade it out by moving her trembling legs desperately.

The sound of the falling tray echoes vainly in the quiet room.

Whether she accepted the undeniable reality or not, she was prepared to be ruthless in the face of the unacceptable mistakes of the usable son of the Lord.

"Tsu, Lord Tsveit!" Zveit-sama is committing a crime with your friend!! "

”This is a misunderstanding!!”

And then we hit the worst of it.

The two of them were desperately trying to solve the misunderstanding, but the elderly maid was confused, and she ran away from the confusion, "No way, the two of you are trying to hold down the beautiful me and make me look like that!?It's a monster!! "

I'm so pissed off about that line, "'I'm so pissed off!! Why do you make aunt dress up like that and make her happy!!There is a degree of ambiguity!!'' and Zveit and Dio, who argued rather rudely.

The statement became more and more misleading, and the other ministers gathered to say something, and the scene became even more confused.

Anzu, who was left alone in the chaos, smiled.

"Zveit and Dio's guilt hasn't been cleared for a while..."

◇ ◇ ◇ ◇ ◇

Sanctuary is an area where only administrators are allowed to observe the transformation of the world as the planet's environment is maintained and flowing over time.

In the sanctuary, the two-pillar goddess was now rotting.

Of course, I didn't know that Gaius or Windia had lost their power as gods.

"Haa...... I don't have time."

"I'm free. I don't have Windia or Guianes, and I'm bored with just two of them!"

All the manga you've got on Earth has been read through, and the game has been won.

The cosmetics had run out, the sweets had already been consumed in my stomach, and I was tired of listening to the music.

The point was that there was no new entertainment.

Where the hell did those two go?

"Gaius must be sleeping somewhere."Windia... I don't know. "

"Apart from the severe sleep addict, it's weird that there's no Windia."Was she a crowd musician or a cosplay?I'm only interested in you, so I don't expect anything from this world. "

It's biased.

Windy, the goddess of wind, was intrigued by the earth's mass music, teens' fashion, cosmetics, and cosplay costumes.

She always loved saleswear like a submarine human AI.

Incidentally, the goddess of fire, Freirez, has a lot of Gothlory costumes, and is interested in sweets, cartoons, and games and thoughts that are childish.

The goddess of water, Aquilata, has no eyes on cosmetics and jewelry, and is an inflammatory water dress created by herself because she is not obsessed with clothing.

And since Earth Goddess Guianes is in my life to sleep, I was not interested in anything other than bedding.

And now, there are no two pillars in the sanctuary.

"It's strange that Windia isn't in the sanctuary.The level of civilization in this world is still low, and even if you go to a human city, there is nothing that satisfies her. "

"So... did you find anything fun?"

"Do you think there is such a thing in this world?"I go to earth occasionally, but it's still primitive and boring.Heroes are useless, and they're all at war. ”

"Humans really like war."I don't want to be extinct, but I want you to stop it. "

After the War of the Evil Gods, the only remaining hero summoning magic circle was entrusted to humans in order to raise the cultural level to the level of the old demonic civilization when civilization collapsed.

Once upon a time, civilization was far superior to Earth, and in terms of entertainment, it was at the same level as Earth.It was a time of high technological prowess before we were able to exploit the universe.

However, with the awakening of the evil god, the world was devastated and summoned a hero.

The seal was successful, but civilization retreated.I accepted the alien's summoning to put it back, but the result was disappointing.On the contrary, the approval of the four gods caused another problem.

Civilization has been rebuilt to a greater or lesser extent by the knowledge and technology summoned by the people of other worlds, but science and technology and magic technology are denied due to the authority of religion, and even medicine suppresses the act of blaspheming the appearance of nature.

In terms of entertainment, it is considered to be a bad thing that distorts people's hearts, and all content that deviates from the ethics is eliminated.Matisse, which became a great power, became a country that forced people other than those in the privileged class to live a decent life.

Of course, the confrontation that has been imposed on the surrounding countries will prolong the era of war.

Is it salvation that those who seek entertainment were doing underground activities?

The underground activities eventually appeared on the surface due to the loosening of regulations, and various entertainment was created as they are now, and they were disseminated to the surrounding countries.

It has finally moved towards the era it was sought for, but it is still difficult to say that it is satisfactory.

"I wish I had given you preferential treatment for the mage."At least it was better than a hardheaded guru, because wax and cosmetics are also in the field of science..... "

Didn't you say that it would be more convenient for the officials to listen to whatever you say?

“I thought so at first.But in fact, we decided to create a country that was convenient for our own desires. It was a miscalculation. "

Did you destroy the Summoning Team?

"I didn't think this world was on the verge of ruin."The Reincarnate helped us, but at the same time they are our enemies.Perhaps we should see the gods sent there to take care of us. "

"But human beings are dying right away?"If we send them in, they can't get us into the sanctuary?It's better to think that there is some other purpose..... "

Freirez was surprisingly sharp.

However, we will not be able to reach our final destination.

The purpose of the Reincarnator was the resurrection of the Evil God-observer, and they couldn't have known that the purpose had already been fulfilled.

The two pillars of the sanctuary system can't even be satisfactorily handled, but they don't notice anything unusual.

"Even if you have a purpose, you can't do anything as long as you're in the sanctuary."They're strong, but they're human. "

"Hmm, I hope so..."

"More than that, the loud reminders from the saints have been a problem lately."Day and night, your skin feels refreshed. "

"Ahh, it's definitely depressing."What about the dragon..." I think we should rely on God to solve everything in the lower realm. "

Dragon?

"It seems that the dragon is flamboyantly rampaging?"I heard that the temples and churches were attacked intensively.I want you to do something with those brave men. "

"Wait!? When did you say that?!"

Dragons are highly intelligent as monsters, but they are not interested in the temple in the first place.

It was unusual for such a presence to attack only the temple.

Why are you being attacked by dragons!

"I don't know!" I want you to ask the dragon!! "

"Freireless, you know the situation!?"These are useless gurus, but we need humans for our purposes.If one country were to be destroyed, there would be no vassals left to listen to!It's not such a hassle to be in a world full of wars again!! "

"...... ahh"

The Four Gods are selfish and selfish, and I do not intend to lead humans on the right path in the first place.I didn't have such a thought circuit with me from the beginning.

Even when I was a fairy, I would have preferred to be drawn to an area with a high concentration of magic power, but now that I became a god, I knew about entertainment, and my instincts when I was a former fairy had a sense of rejection towards a world that was extremely boring.

If you leave the dragon and Matisse holy law kingdom is destroyed, you will have to lead humans again from scratch, and it is a matter of life and death.

"First, I need to investigate the dragon..."

"Ugh... where did those two go at this time?!"

Freirez shouted a scream of dissatisfaction at the other two, who were invisible in the event of an emergency.

But neither Windia nor Gaianes will return to the sanctuary.

They're not gods anymore.

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Now, when Freirez was screaming in the sanctuary.

As for what Guianes was doing, she was sealed in a room in a private house in the Solistair Magic Kingdom, and she slept in the warmth of the setting sun.

Unyielding from her former status as a god, she returned administrative authority to Alpha, and then ate her laziness without getting tired of it.

………

When she woke up from time to time, she rubbed her eyes with her hands and looked around with a dazed face.

Then, after thinking about something, I clapped my hands, and used the remnants of my power as a god left in my body to create a black hole in the empty air.

The goddess of the earth, Gaianes, was able to manipulate space by gravity.

It uses its power to distort space and stores its belongings in subspace.

This is something similar to the storage and inventory of heroes and reincarnators, or what is called an item box, and I learned it desperately because it seems convenient.

It was only at this time that she made a serious effort, both later and earlier.

It is also possible to use this spatial distortion and occasionally transfer it to another location.

This is also something I learned to move to my favorite place where I can sleep comfortably, and I have never used it for anything else.

There's nothing we can do about it, it's Giannis.

"Nhh...... I wonder where I went?"

Stick your hand into the subspace and move it like a stir to find what you're looking for.

Incidentally, what she is looking for is a penguin's pajamas.

The fluffy feel of the foot is a big favorite, but I can't find it when I'm looking for it, and it gradually becomes a grumpy face.

At that time, I felt a soft feeling different from that of the pillow from the inside of the futon.

"...... hn?"

"...... I finally woke up"

Seen with sleeping eyes, it was Windia sealed by Alphia some time ago.

Gaius leans his neck.

"Did you buy a pillow like this...?"

"It's not a pillow..."

"... oh, so why are you here, Windia?"

"Until recently, it was sealed by an evil god, but Gaius didn't pull it out of the sealed space..."Then I fell asleep and you dragged me into the futon. "

"Was there such a thing?"...... Evil God? "

Gaius muttered in a strange way.

"I've been deprived of the management of the world.... I need to let Aquilata and the others know.But I can't leave now because the barrier is stretched. I need your help. "

"...... Oh no, this is a secluded paradise"

"...... Huh?"

As far as Windia can tell, the room was isolated by a terrifyingly powerful barrier.

It takes a lot of magic to get out of here, but Windia doesn't have the power to break the barrier from the inside out.It was impossible to destroy a room with each barrier.

Gaius was my only hope, but he turned me down.

"... hey, Giannis. You're sealed too?"

"Nh ~...... That's why?"

"No way, you're also an evil god....."

No…… I gave back my management privileges, and he set up a paradise for me.

Huh?

"When I gave up my management authority to my supreme god, the lazy pyjamas god, he gave me sleeping pillows, duvets and paradise..."I can sleep without being disturbed by anyone. "

"Huh? Huh...?!"

In other words, Gaius received a sleeping pillow and duvet in return for his administrative authority, which he then happily sealed.

Like Windia, it was not forced sealed, but it was sealed by itself.

"It's just to eat as much insomnia as you like..."

"...... did you betray me?"

"? I didn't want to be a god from scratch.Managing the world is just a hassle, and I don't need that kind of power.I didn't do it.

"That's right....... Gaius had this personality from the beginning."

"Nh...... I'm glad you understood me. Hmmm..."

Windia knew that Gaius was lazy from the beginning, but she didn't expect to hand over the management authority to herself.

I thanked the fairy for returning to a place where she had strong powers, and for letting me out of a dark space where nature could not supply magic power, but the sealed place had only moved to another place, and the status quo remained unchanged.

Moreover, our kind has become uncooperative.

"...... It's sealed, isn't it?Are you not dissatisfied? "

"No way. I can sleep without any trouble."Don't call this a paradise. What do you mean? "

“You don't think I'm going to wake you up?”

"Then...... let's bring it back to the same place again? Maybe, I think I can."

………

Heaven is like a lazy ex-girlfriend in front of her.

However, Gaius is unlikely to help us unseal it, which is why we don't want to live with it without doing anything.

Windia is a wind attribute that is actually active in contrast to the appearance of a cool girl.I don't like to stay in one place.

Apart from whether it is possible, I don't want to be kneaded and bought into Gaius' displeasure and returned to the original sealed space.

If I tried to recover from the dark sealed space, it was now a sealed space.It is a troublesome question to be asked which one is better.

"Somehow, it's getting tricky to talk..."

A little bit?

Gaius suddenly hugged Windia and dragged her into the duvet.

"W-what are you going to do...?" No way, again..... "

”I'm going to sleep with Windia in my pillow...... it's a good size ~ Good night......”

"Hah, let go... it's hot, but a little!?"I'm already asleep... "

Gaius hugged Windia and fell into his dream in less than a second.

Or it may have fallen, but it may have been right.

Until Windy is released from her pillow state, she will repeat stuns and awakenings as she feels like the victim is once again surrounded by a great serpent.

In my vanishing consciousness, I thought it was better to wait for it to disappear while it was sealed in the dark space...