Arafoo Kenja no Isekai Seikatsu Nikki

Old man, get drunk on the boat

Dressed in a pitch-black robe, the old man was ready to fulfill his escort request. I will be on the ship in a few hours, but I wondered if I had forgotten anything and realized that there was one important thing.

Return to the bedroom and take the sole placed on the table and slowly attach it to your face. It is a slightly elaborate mask.

Designed to coincide with Kitchen II disease just to hide the eye area, but for once it is a magic prop and has a map feature that describes the current position of your buddies. However, because I do not know the terrain of Marraf's forest, I decided to fill the hole by having the ring type demon prop have the ability to communicate the position and terrain condition.

Whether it's something to hide who you are or not, why do you feel like returning it and standing out?

The problem would be with motorcycles. Three days ago, the brakes stopped working and went wild. At that point, I still had a way to stop it, but I actually had a personal accident shortly after I noticed the malfunction.

Most importantly, the target is a demon, not a human or any other race, but the transmission of the power department and the cable conveying the order by the demon conductor broke off, and went into a runaway state. It came out on the back that I singled out the structure of the bike because I wanted to be ready to go to the escort request as sparingly as I could, and the tip of the sword pierced the drive, the weakest part of the structure. It was at this time that the cable was disconnected that it was supposed to stop in the gear gap of the transmission.

The transmission itself is at its feet, but the gear is switched and aligned to speed. Whether automated or not.

"I didn't know Oak King would be out there...... I thought you were going to build a power section out of lead or tin... Now, I planted a magical speeding motor on the wheel of the front and rear wheels, but I'm not going to run wild, am I?

I was surprised by the boulders on Oak King, but there was a look at the merchants being attacked, and I guess it was awkward to immediately deploy a magical barrier and penetrate it super fast. You are more right to say that you set up a special attack than to say a personal accident. After that, I couldn't slow down and kept running for a few hours, consuming my magic and finally reaching a halt, but at that time I was running out of energy and roots.

"Wouldn't it stop if you went through the key? 'But the starting key is also an object activated by magic, and there was no reaction even if the command transmission cable was disconnected because of it. The result is that all magic signals cannot be switched, and they will remain fixed and run at high speeds.

It would be the beginning of misfortune that only the cable that transmits the magic power to the power section was safe. All that time running at super high speeds never gave me a break. Even old men suck at boulders if they fall.

It is so strange to be able to return alive.

"Old man, are you ready?

"I'm ready for this one. All you have to do is store it."

"Wow... What is it? This magic guide..."

"Uncle, this bike...... are you serious about bringing it? Better stop it, you ran wild, didn't you?

I'm here to see how Zeros is doing, a line of female mercenary parties including Illis.

When I saw the motorcycle placed near the entrance, the look on the face of Illis was strong. I guess I'm just being cautious knowing that I ran wild.

Journey seems a little concerned, but Lena doesn't seem very interested. He was just an old man who felt like he was forgetting something when he looked at her.

"Here, sounds like a ride, huh? Isn't there only one person you can ride?

"Don't worry about that. You can remove the rear seat and install another part, so you can afford three cocks for four people."

"Uncle, I don't know... do you attach two side cars, left or right?

"Isn't that the only way? We use gravitational magic, so you can lift it with one hand, and if you store it in your inventory, you can use it at any time.

"But, Mr. Zeros... this, you ran wild, didn't you?

Lena's opinion in particular has already been improved.

The general area is the same because there was not enough time, but the armor covering the outside was rather thick instead.

The weak parts of the power section were also well refurbished, the rear wheels also protruded rearward like motorcycles dedicated to Hillclimb, and the frame was also slightly shaped but sturdy with the addition of rare metal. There is no drain on the old man.

"But you could have built a bike like this in three days, uncle... Uncle?"

The old man had an awkward look for some reason. And squeeze out the words in some heavy tone.

"Mr. Iris... do you think that some parts can make a single bike in three days, thinking commonsense, as well as a raven as a horn?

"What? But this is how it is now..."

"Do you know a racing car that runs on batteries from a famous model manufacturer? It's a toy that blasts off a determined course..."

"Yeah well your father and brother are both in the neighborhood model store...... no way!?

"That's not true. Fine parts like frames, AT-type transmissions, suspensions and brakes are no different than the bike stuff you know. Well, it's a degraded version... The problem is that the power section and the drive system are the same as most of them. I mean, electric just turned into magic."

It looked like a motorcycle and its essence was a mini-o drive.

The power is a motor that diverts magic power, and the magic tank is no different from a cartridge-type battery. Transmissions, throttles and brakes are just unattainable, and the contents are a substitute for toys.

Plugs, pistons, crankshafts, etc. were non-existent and were only substitutes for running with magic and motors.

If it is enough to make a bike normally, it is better to make it an electric bike. The production process can be greatly reduced, and the structure itself can be an easy one. However, the control system mostly prioritizes automatic operation, or the throttle and brake are also uncontrollable when the cable that was transmitting the magic signal by wire is disconnected. Exactly in a blasting mini 40-state. It doesn't matter, there are battery racing motorcycles, but I wonder why the shadow is thin.

The structure itself is strange even though it is the same.

For the record, it was now a twin motor, which was double the size because it incorporated the motor directly into the wheel. I had to change the frame a little bit because of it, but there is something scary that seems to deform into a human form from appearance. It was easy to modify because it was a simple structure, except for the heart.

There are no directional indicators or tail lamps, and there are lights that use the technology of demonic stone lamps, but the main part is the optional part that attaches to this bike.

Options such as side cars to attach to both sides or running weapon arms on blades. Too much effort was put into coordinating with the simple magic control system that governed it, and the body had to be made into a very simple structure.

The exterior is made of a terribly hard dragon system material, but it became vulnerable due to the shredding of some armor and materials in order to make the body lighter, and was damaged during the [runaway attack], leading to a runoff as a result. I learned that safety standards are important.

The old man put too much effort into the extras. He also deserves to have eloped.

I was a hobbyist.

"... then it wouldn't have been better if it had been a car..."

"In the woods, cars don't get around small because of the trees growing. The scope of activity will be determined, and the rescue will take time. The bike was just better...... However, we didn't have time, so we prioritized a simple structure... and when we got back, we'd make sure it was done."

"Looks like some things were like engines?

"The array looks like an engine, but the interior is a collection of multiple magic conductors. It's mainly a single-handedly control system, but it ran wild because it damaged this place. Now... don't worry, it's sturdy, right?

In short, it's a luxurious toy that can be ridden by people with fragile structures, partly out of horrible and precious materials.

There are other magic barriers that can be deployed around the area or attacked at all in conjunction with the mask worn by the old man. In a way, there was no worse color than a bot fighting inside a cardboard.

The missing parts were diverted from the hand-held magic guides, so there was not much effort involved.

I would use precious dragon materials and rare metals for this stuff, so it would be nothing but waste.

But I dare you. There wasn't enough time to make a full bike.

"Illis is a magician on a boulder, too. I don't know what you're talking about to Atashi."

"Well, I don't know, but I know you're a good magician for understanding jargon."

The two of us speak in everyday conversations on Earth, but I don't completely understand what Jahne and Lena mean when they grow up in this world.

The stock of the United Kingdom is skyrocketing as the conversation between the two seems to be something scholarly that only a demon mentor can understand and respond to. Actually, I'm not talking about such a big deal.

The conversation between the old men is not much different from the words of the aliens.

"Coquette, cocquette! (Expedition... wings chirping)"

"Cocksucker! (It is an escort. You got the wrong purpose, don't you?

"Kokoko...... Kuke (whatever. If you have a chance to test your current strength)"

The three to take out were My Pace.

The other chickens wanted to go, but they just didn't go away from home, and they can't help but stand out because they seem to specialize in mass warfare more than anything else.

Above all, strength as an individual is inferior to three, and now I'm not going to reduce the number.

I'm thinking of taking them to the Great Deep Green Zone any of them, but now they still had no heart on the side to be preyed on.

"Then let's go. This is the next three days of sailing."

"If we're lucky, we'll be there in two days, okay? Mr. Zeros."

"Whatever it takes, this improves my life a little…"

The mercenary threesome still seemed to have been a living ordeal.

"Ugh... this is Bombie's fault too... I was wondering if I could rub it against someone."

"I just hope Bomby doesn't evolve mega."

"Stop, right!? Instead of living in debt, a negative correction would be terrible!

Although members of various anxieties remained, they made their way to the dock in order to fulfill their escort requests.

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Santore's docks are lined with ships large and small enough to fill them.

Of course there are ships because they are the main points of trade, but there are other fishing vessels and so on moored, and the terminals vary depending on the size of the vessel.

Regardless, when it comes to transporting people, they become big ships, but not as big as sailboats from the Great Voyage era.

It's not about longitudinally crossing the continent, so it's a small cargo ship stop at best.

We're going down the Orlas Grand River to the territory where the Istol School of Magic is located, but neither did the old man expect us to stop at this dock.

The cause of this...

"Julie...... oh my dear Julie! Why are you the only daughter of the Hambells? If you were the daughter of a merchant, you'd never have suffered more."

"Ah... Romel... my dear Romel. This thought of you is indisputable love! But this thought never materializes... what a destiny a goddess can have..."

It was a theatrical confession by two couples who entered into romantic syndrome.

The two were picked up with the sole daughter of a merchant, who developed into a great romance, but the fathers of both families disagreed greatly. Repressed thoughts broke out and turned the ship's landing strip into a stage for action.

It was also in the middle of exposing the spiciness of sadness and each other's breasts, with the ship the old men embark on as the main stage. Besides, it's something I've heard somewhere.

"Are those two going to end up poisoned to death? That, was one self-harm with a knife?

"Is that it? Aren't you going to shoot all the guns and destroy both houses?

"Quiet, both of you, now is a good time!

"... gussy"

Lena and Jahne were obsessed with this embarrassing phenomenon. And the old man and Iris didn't know what a famous play was about.

But if I get stuck here, I won't be able to make it in time. This dramatic scream-exposing confession has been going on for about three hours. The watching side comes unanswered.

It is the two fathers who receive accusations when this happens.

Merchants value time more than the former, and as such, few lose business opportunities.

Many of the people heading into the business are staring at their two fathers with white eyes.

"We loved each other so much, let us marry! That's annoying!!

"You guys are so annoying with your stubbornness! What if I can't make it to the business meeting in time!!

"I'll never do business with you again! Just stick it together!!

They are also blamed by the business counterparties, who are increasingly in a bad position.

It's a rivalry between merchants who don't like each other, but if we invite this to happen, there's a chance that business won't form, and if we do poorly, it can be linked to getting other employees lost in the streets.

But I didn't want to be related to a rival or an opposing opponent. Things get worse even while I'm frustrated by that dilemma.

"My father raised me with one man! But at the same time, you didn't look at me when you only started looking at work... Now it's just a tool for political marriage! Don't even think about my happiness."

"I'm something like that. For my father, he didn't want me to inherit the concubine! Only my mother-in-law accepted and loved me... Bloody disconnected me! My mother-in-law was in the other world last month, and I've still been patient with her... How many times have I wanted to leave that house..."

Everyone on this occasion turned to both fathers simultaneously.

Both are assholes as merchants, but many were made to cry by their forceful whispers.

Such two people get the image of blinding greedy merchants on money that doesn't care about their families.

As it is, the credibility we have built will crash at once, and no one will come with a deal.

"Do something about those two! You're late for business!!

"Just stick it together, it's not for work!! Come on!!

"I didn't mean to admit you two were so hot. Are you still a parent?

"Kids are a lot more deadbeat than parents, in a different way..."

The world keeps getting worse gradually, and the more time it takes, the two fathers go stranded in a predicament.

I can hold these two off as hard as I can, but I can't move in a detour because the drugs in my hands are dangerous. The drug was actually a highly flammable substance that burned vigorously when it touched the air.

I mean, he's blackmailing his real father and trying to row him into marriage. Besides, without any meeting, they were both thinking the same thing at the same time and moving into action.

It is a crime committed by a couple of idols, committed with the breath of an abalone.

"How long will this last? As far as I'm concerned, I'd like to leave immediately..."

"I have a romantic syndrome...... estrus. I'm scared... if I confess like that, I... I'm ashamed to death ~"

"From the first theatrical confession, you've been talking about exposure in the home."

"You've been hoarding things. That must have overflowed all at once."

I can't stop the two of them at the earliest.

One after the other, he is exposed to shame in the home that pops out of his mouth, while his parents fade away.

Every time some of them laugh and turn their eyes to mockery, their shoulders narrow. There were countless shameful exposures inside that could even be worded.

"When I found out my father was surrounding his mistress, I couldn't believe it... even though I had always thought she was a mother, fifty of them!? Besides, I forced him to obey with my money...... I wanted to die... I'm embarrassed."

"Neither did my father! I had a wonderful woman who said mother-in-law and I said 'no use for a woman who can't have children'!! My mother-in-law died three days later!! I hated you... so much that I wanted to kill you."

White eyes concentrated again on both fathers.

An awfully contemptuous cold eye has been directed at exposing inferior parts of you as a person and completely denying you your personality before your credibility.

"" No more, please don't. Yeah, yeah!! I'm so sorry!

The two fathers finally became unbearable and turned up the sound.

Merchants will be tied to losing business partners if credit first and foremost shakes its credibility. There is no doubt that these two will be hiding within close proximity.

After another hour, we lost a lot of time before Zeros and the others could board the ship. Early summer and early autumn are dangerous seasons for this phenomenon to flourish.

"Hey, come on!!

"No, no, no, no!?

"Uhhhhhhhh...... now... Now you're mine..."

"I can't let you go - - Ew!! I have a wife and a son. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

"I'm dead - - Mmm!!

"... you're bleeding terribly, aren't you?

"I had a good dream for you...... Abayo!! Uhhhhhhhhhh!!

"That's the river... Pyranian Sahagin..."

"Ki... it's your fault... It depends on him... you ahhhhhhhh!!

"How dare you take him... I'll kill you!

In some, enthusiastic, and elsewhere, radical love calls were rampant.

It is the radical who stands out, but the enthusiastic ones were already able to do some couples.

The dock is in turmoil. It was a little too bad of a season for the old men to leave.

"Ca, it's chaos... What a horrible sight... is love a battle in this world...?

"One day I will too...... I don't want to think about it, uncle...... Socially likely to be annihilated"

Looking at such a sight from the top of the boat slowly walking off the shore, the old man and Illis realized once again that they had come to a hell of a world. It's horrible to think that one day it's ours.

In any case, it is a phenomenon in which feelings for the opposite sex hidden within one's consciousness are exposed naked. Even if I really loved someone, I don't know what to say when this phenomenon is activated.

Beneath the eyes of the two are various, such as those who are beaten and flying heavenly and high, those who are chased around with blades, those bound with ropes and taken somewhere, and those who wash their mouths with muddy water.

Those who did not suffer from this romantic syndrome did not get their hands on it unless they were in such a dangerous condition, they merely watched.

It is an annual festive poem for the inhabitants of this world.

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About three days aboard the ship, in time, it would be a critical distance to reach Istol School of Magic.

Down the river, in the city of Cézan, you will get off the boat, and from there you will fly a carriage down the street to the city of Stella, where the Istol School of Magic is located, three hours each way.

The ship itself is a sailboat, but without the wind it is hard to increase its speed because it simply leaves itself in the flow.

This season is often the opposite wind, or the wind resistance slightly slows down the speed, and it really takes time.

As it stands, it's a delicate place to make it to the rally date, but the old man at the time said...

"" Hey, hey!

... Illis and I were in a friendly state of seasickness.

"Ma, you're not there yet..."

"Hard... dying... Go ahead, kill me..."

"I didn't expect you two to be vulnerable to the ship... I didn't bring seasickness meds"

Elsewhere, they were fighting nausea by suppressing their mouths.

The two of them had no edge on the ship than the original, or they were intolerant of the rocking of the ship. Even though I am still getting used to this, I have already been pushed to an unrepeatable state.

Even if we get to the city of Cézan, we won't even be able to catch a carriage in this state.

"Well, we'll be there in a little while, so we'll just have to be patient, okay?

"I hope so...... Ugh!

"Ugh... I'm not getting on a boat anymore..."

"Don't say that. Really soon, so... even so, is it good? Old man......"

"... what is it?

"It's about taking Lena to college. It's about him, I'm sure..."

Journe's face stains bright red.

At the same time, the old man and the face of Ilis gave a startling look at the dramatic tone...... but again he is attacked by seasickness and keeps his mouth down amicably, squatting on the edge (snare) of the ship.

Even though he was attacked by nausea, the old man went along with the identity of the thing he was feeling about Lena.

Lena is Shota. As little as this, I love boys of critical adult age.

As cute as the expression picking blue fruits is, he is a lover of one hand after another when he says, 'I am… a woman who lives in the memories of a boy's day'.

It's like leaving T-Rex alone in a herd of sheep, so to speak.

"I thought... I let it out... Awkward...... Outdoor courses turn into places of lust...... Ugh!

"Mr. Lena is... awkward, uncle... mmm!

It was an accumulation of personnel to compensate for the shortage of manpower, but in a way, it would make the worst of the bulimic beasts go wild. But I couldn't do anything about it in the present situation.

As a result, the three cocks had fished until earlier and preyed on the fish they had caught. These hens are like omnivores.

He is currently carrying me through two people who are seasick. The chickens were carefree inside.

"We defeated Oak King in the streets! What an easy job to escort the kids. Come on."

"Hoo-hoo, for being on the side like a miscellaneous fish, you do it unexpectedly, don't you?

"Oh no! I'll deal with as many of the top species as I can!

Powerful men.

That looks like a bad mercenary, but his strength doesn't seem so high. I don't care what you think, they're not the kind of people who can beat Oak King.

"The street?... Could it be that it's me?...... Ugh!? Oh! '

The old man, who already had nothing to spit out, had no choice but to endure desperately the anguish of hell that could continue to cause him to suffer from the vomiting sensation that struck him.

Then the ship will finally reach the city of Cézan.

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"Land is good...... If you're going to die, it's still land. Stop boarding the ship on your way home…"

"Right...... I didn't think you'd rock so much."

Down the ship for an hour. Two people finally free from nausea, but still feel bad.

He's the strongest equipped old man in the whole body, but he's lost to seasickness and doesn't look like him. The Journeys are also dazzling.

The sun is starting to tilt, and you can't get to the college before the evening bell rings if you don't hurry. At the reception provided by the College for the Mercenary Alliance, the final procedure ends at dusk bells.

I couldn't afford the time because I was caught up in an exposed play by a couple of idiots.

"That's pathetic. I can't believe you got drunk with that shake."

"There's nothing I can do about all this. Because it's a matter of getting used to it...... Next time, I'll even study anti-drunken drugs..."

"Let me know if I can formulate it...... Because I want it too..."

"There was an unexpected weakness... Is Mr. Zeros human?

"Lena... if you're not human, what the hell are you saying... I don't like things, like giant G's."

"" "Don't ever talk about that again!

Great Givrion that allows you to create the most powerful equipment for insects.

But his presence was a pathetic demon disgusted by many people.

"Hey, guys! Why don't you take our carriage?

"You're going to college anyway, right? I'll give you a ride. On top of me, too, Hehe."

"From what I've seen, you don't have a carriage, do you? I can't arrange it now, can I?

The men who said the most prestigious things on the ship.

No matter how they see it, it is discoverable that they will come and speak up with a different purpose.

"You don't have to. We have feet, too."

"Right. Besides, I'm not going to ride the expensive carriage."

"Can you see the bottom line? If you're going to dictate, I want you to do it somewhere else."

The Iris and the others say things that provoke them if they just stop.

Naturally, the men will be dramatically elevated. But it is they who first came to voice with evil thoughts, and it is the difference that makes me angry enough not to be dealt with.

However, if they are those who can understand it, they will not try to numb the Iris in the first place. Many mercenaries do not possess such good sense.

I wanted to go to college early but got into trouble and the old man wanted to hold his head.

"Is the guy with the cock good for you!

"We defeated the Oak King! I'd rather have an obnoxious man with a hidden face than us young!

"Don't make fun of Cocco! They're stronger than you, aren't they? And if you look good at it, it's cute."

"My uncle's working out, and hey. The most powerful creature?

"Maybe I can even kill Oak King instantly...... I doubt you're really a hen."

The cocksuckers are lit for some reason.

No, I'm probably humbled.

"Oak King hey...... Didn't you just full-blown the dying guy? From what I've seen, a normal species of orc doesn't seem to lose a struggle, but King can't."

"What are you talking about!?

"We defeated them with strength! Stop talking weird."

"What do you think? Didn't you just slap all the oak kings jumped by an unidentified black object during the merchant's escort? On Farfran Street......"

The mercenaries who had said the most prestigious things turned away.

I guess you didn't think there was anyone on this occasion who knew the truth.

"Hey. I defeated Oak King, he was my uncle."

"We weren't stabbing a stop because we were entering a runaway state, but I think we were dying because we had a response, right? We jumped at 120 miles an hour."

"Were you intent on making people's handles their own? I don't trust you as a mercenary. He's going to betray me on the way."

"You meant it in front of the person you defeated. Embarrassing......"

The momentum of the mercenaries shrivels as much as it seems cute.

Had it not been for the black old man in front of us, he would have been killed by oak king by now. In a way, Zeros is also a benefactor of life.

Now I'm just embarrassed, breathing in front of the women is a top coat of shame. They boarded the wax and carriage, and let it run in momentum as if fleeing.

"You got away... it's a party you can't trust as a mercenary"

"You don't want to work with me. He's going to get attacked by mistake."

"Lena is more of an assailant... Let's go, too."

Next to the three of them about to walk out, the old man was getting the bike out of the inventory and doing the side car installation work.

I had removed the seat part once and attached another seat that was integrated with the frame of the side car.

Insert the coupling bracket into the frame of the body in such a way that it can be covered from the top in the shape of a co.

"The downside is that I can't do it with one touch. But then I have a durability problem..."

Though I was thinking about bumps, I could never rest my hands.

Without much, he rode this pitch-black motorcycle and left for the city of Stella, where the Istol School of Magic was located.

At 120 km/h......

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The carriage going down the street was relaxing on the way to the college.

All the men in the carriage are mercenaries, throwing a party called [Redhead Bear].

They are all billed chimps, but the Alliance won't complain about their job to do so much.

Such men were rotting on the carrier with a grumpy look on their faces.

"How the hell do you know that! It's not on!

"I know! Oh - that red-haired woman, she was a good-looking woman... and her breasts were bare."

"The other woman wasn't bad, either, was she? The black man is in the way."

"Me... another Tulpeta girl..."

"" "Are you insane!?

There seems to have been demand for Illis as well, but what dyes his face red is a mercenary with a sense of solidity.

The Iris party seemed to be a critical situation in many ways.

"That son of a bitch said something extra!

"How the hell did you know about that?

"I know!

The old man interrupted me and I had at my root that the numb didn't go well.

"They're going to college, too, right? Then you don't know if you're hurt if you're just one bastard, do you?

"Are you sneaking around in the back? I see, then those women... hehe"

"Before then, I guess we'll make it to the reception, huh? I think you're critical in time, huh?

"I'm fine. Deadline's until the bell rings at twilight today, so we can afford it and make it... hmm?

- - Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

Someday a tall, ear-splitting sound I heard somewhere rapidly approached me.

Surprisingly, looking backwards, something was approaching us at an awesome speed as we raised the earthen smoke.

And then the pitch-black sole jumped into his eyes and went through the side of the carriages the mercenaries rode at once.

A surprised horse ran wild, and their carriage went off the street and into the woods, walking and rolling.

The carriage axle broke beautifully, and the sun went down while repairing it, and in the end they never made it to reception time. The receptionist had just finished his return journey.

Naturally we argued in the guild, but for whatever reason the job was cancelled because we didn't make it to the end time of the reception.

All that was left was debt borrowed for the cost of repairing the carriage and transportation.