Arafoo Kenja no Isekai Seikatsu Nikki

Zeros and Ado were in trouble.

That was as serious as some seller trying to get his face together and start a dangerous job now with a look that was no more.

What is the reason why these two bother so much...

"What to do...... There's something wrong with us going shopping for girls' underwear."

"That's right... Reasoning clothes can be anything, but the problem is underwear. Even though you're an evil god, you're a goddess, aren't you? That's just horrible, like putting on shoboi underwear..."

"But it's too difficult for us men. Even Mr. Zeros would be able to buy children's underwear, but with black lace frills..."

"Wait, Ado... Why are you holding me in black? I don't care if it's red. More than that, the problem is when you account for such underwear."

"Oh...... a man holds a girl's underwear and takes it in front of the clerk. This is just embarrassing."

... was how to buy underwear for girls' things.

There is no machine called cashier in this world, but there is a counter of accounting that pays the fee. Mostly female clerks often refrain from

A good old young man and an old man are too difficult to get to the counter with their female underwear in their hands.

You'll need so much courage to ask me to kill you for the first time.

The two of you don't want to be subjected to a kinky sleigh.

"O lords... How long are you not gonna keep me like this? It's not too cold, but I'm a little bored to wait..."

"Are you so concerned about buying women's underwear? There are merchants coming to the Mansion to sell them."

"" Don't keep the rich and the poor together, there's usually no merchant to come and sell!!

Disparities existed between nobles and ordinary people.

With Zeros with a past where his girlfriend didn't make progress to his lover relationship even when he was there, and Ado, who had a wife but was tired of a women's underwear store, this mission is pretty difficult.

Man, no one goes to a pink underwear store or anything, and even if he gave up a hundred steps and was accompanied by a woman, it's not the space he wants to stay for long. I would rather just leave the front.

Mental stress is not half the problem.

"At least I wish Yui wasn't pregnant..."

"Why don't you just ask Mr. Luceris? Give me the money and you'll buy me about some underwear."

"What can I say? Ado, are you going to say," The goddess wants women's underwear, so I'll give her the money, so she wants me to buy it "?

"Ahhh... can you feel free to get involved just now? It's not a good thing to tell me about God's existence. If you're an old, short old man, you'll take secrets to the grave..."

"Lord Ado... what do you care if I fool you? Well, it's certainly not a good story to tell in a detour..."

Alfia was bored and lacking beside the men discussing it with a rather serious look.

She is growing up more than she was when she was a toddler, and where she is out, she sparingly exposes herself to being out, and then she doesn't see how she cares at all.

It would be the difference in sensitivity between humans and hyperdimensional life forms around here.

It doesn't mean anything to Alfia in the first place.

It is a high-dimensional super-energy life form. If you feel like it, you can freely change your appearance, and there is no point in adhering to human appearance.

However, because the human form is convenient in terms of versatility and the original homunculus is the human form, it just maintains what it is today.

It was also possible to become an early giant meat mass head form if you care about it.

'Well, I don't know if that looks like me either... It is a mystery that no matter how you calculate it, it becomes so broken biological form...... Where did the Creator go wrong? "

When he was created himself, he had no idea what improvements his predecessor had created to such an obscure figure, no matter what Alfia counted backwards.

I don't dare speak because it's impossible for humans to figure out what kind of calculations they made, but if even a hyperdimensional life form can't find its cause, it means that the observer, who is also the predecessor, is far higher than her.

I'm angry for Alfia, but there's nothing I can do about all this.

"Ah... why don't you just say that Mr. Zeros belongs to his daughter and buy it? It's not weird having a daughter around that age."

"But there's also the possibility that you run into acquaintances more than you buy in this city. If they see me buying a girl's clothes, I'll die socially."

"Sure...... is it a bad idea to be seen by Mr. Luceris and Mr. Journe? I guess I'll have to explain it to you after all."

"If only Mr. Anz would be here at a time like this... He's at Istol School of Magic"

"What? Is she coming this way? Ugh, seriously, I'm glad I didn't have to be hostile... Mr. Zeros, you can't even beat him, but if you even join him, he won't be in style."

Everywhere the story was out of line.

"... I'm not free. of... I don't know, is it so embarrassing to buy a woman's clothes?

"I don't even know what it is. In the first place, there are many men who make women's clothes. I'm not ashamed of you, am I?

"I have no idea. Sometimes if a man makes clothes, he's ashamed to go buy them. You're wearing clothes, right?

"Even if you order in the city, the payment will be made directly to the mansion."

Outsiders and the rich had great discrepancies in their values with ordinary people.

Even though many of the craftsmen are men, the garments and underwear sold in the store are a different place to sell. It is no exaggeration to say that it is an adventure for a man to enter a sales office where there are only women.

Not to mention underwear, which would be seen with pretty odd eyes.

Some men contribute underwear to prostitutes, but in this case there is a transmission between the craftsman or the merchant, or if he was a craftsman or a merchant himself.

"In the first place, you don't know the size of this god. What if I bought it right and it didn't fit the size?

"Ah... did you have that too? I'm not taking you to the store like this, and if you do, you're seriously going to die socially..."

"With that said, the Zvates are in Etha Lante now, right? Anz, isn't the escort's daughter with you?

"Seriously? OK, I'm going to go buy some now. Mr. Addo, I asked you to leave a message."

An old man who gets information from unexpected places and immediately moves to action.

But not in a calm mood for Ado to be left behind.

"Wait! You want me to stay with my naked daughter? You want me to die socially?

"That's good. Nothing. You're not even gonna get your hands on it, are you? And even if you find out, Yui will just stab you."

"That's the worst part! They just found out I'm with a naked kid, but I'm gonna be a tragic corpse in the woods tomorrow, too!

"It's just a matter of having a single middle-aged man and a naked girl together, isn't it? It's no surprise they called the gendarmerie right now."

"Would I be good!?

"Am I a pervert or something? It's a little unpleasant..."

Two people running to keep each other safe.

By contrast, Alfia, who is being treated like a bareback, gets a little grumpy.

"I'm more or less a god, so I can't build matter and make my own clothes...... huh?

"Well, why didn't we think of that before! We had a futile argument..."

Zeros and Ado's gaze concentrated on Alphia. I don't care. The sight of two men's gaze concentrating on a naked girl is pretty bad looking picturesque.

Naturally, it is possible to do creative construction on Alfia with matter at the atomic level.

But...

"The creation of matter from nothing... isn't it possible? But in this case, we're going to create a presence from scratch, but when we gather the surrounding atoms and build objects, we instantaneously generate hundreds of millions of degrees of heat... do we do that? Success will wipe out this city, won't it? It's not like magic."

"" That was worse than I thought. Ah!?

Her power, which was essentially a high-dimensional life form, held the risk of one city being extinguished by the mysterious energy of simply building clothes.

The source of her power in the first place is the high energy of another dimensional world. Magic and other superficial decorations.

The excessive reaction of matter generates the heat and shock waves of the nuclear explosive class, as the energy of this material world flows from the high dimension.

Since we are going to build from atoms, we cannot measure how much radiation will be emitted. God was surprisingly inconvenient.

"... a few hundred kilometres around here could be an unstoppable situation for the organism."

"Where did that calculation come from, Mr. Zeros..."

"I told you Santore was going to disappear, didn't I? This is a story with less quotes. When it comes to hundreds of millions of degrees of heat, naturally, it's high enough to make a crater. Then the shock wave generated is hundreds of times more powerful than the atomic bomb..."

"Mm-hmm. I've just calculated that it's no surprise that one continent disappears when you fail to add or subtract it. Don't let humanity die if you include the radioactive concentrations that occur. I'm awesome."

"" That the continent is extinct just for clothes!? And why brag!!

"If we fail, we'll talk. You just have to succeed."

"" If you succeed, your continent will disappear!!

It was more dangerous than we both imagined.

Being called God is extremely noisy at the time of its manifestation in the material world.

I thought the old brave man could have sealed it well, but that would be due to the effects of the artifact in large part. Otherwise, he is not capable of being fat with humans.

power of insanity, that is also the side of [God].

"Is it still easy to go buy... If only Mr. Luceris and the others could see us here..."

"I wonder if that Luceris and I are talking about our daughter, who is now rigid behind our lords. I've been watching you for a while now, but you didn't notice?

"" What the heck!?

When the two turned at the same time, there Luceris couldn't fade like a stone statue in a rigid state, staring at the Zeros with vain eyes like dead fish.

"I also noticed that it was not a good time for the two of us to tell each other because they spoke so seriously. Should I have told you?

"Say that fast, you suck!!

"Mr. Luceris, because it's a misunderstanding! What's so annoying about us... Mr. Luceris?

It was Zeros in a hurry but managed to explain the situation, but Luceris remained stiff and strange.

He's whining about bumps and something with no expression. Clarify your ears and ask...

"Ze, Mr. Zeros and Mr. Ado... get Master Creston involved and prank the girl you want... Will this be allowed...... even though Ado has a wife. Even Master Creston has a social position…. More than that, I can't believe the three of them were a little feminine hobby... where did the gentlemen's agreement disappear? In the first place:" Jesus, Lolita. No Touch 'should have been the common sense of the world. Give up a hundred steps. As Addo and Master Creston were the girl enthusiasts, no way Mr. Zeros was either...... If this is the case, attack me... no, isn't it too late now? But from this day on... No, you can't run away, Luceris! I need to get my body up here and get Mr. Zeros back on his normal path...... Ah... if only I had been courageous sooner before dyeing my hands at such a crime... "

"" Something is making a hell of a spectacular mistake!?

"What do you care? You're tailored to accomplices... If you don't get the wrong idea, the three of them will go to jail."

I was making the worst mistake I could mislead.

Desperate to try to solve a misunderstanding, he seems to assume that Luceris has not even reached the words of the Zeros and the others, accepting paranoia that cannot be spoken with his mouth as real, and that the three of them dyed their hands in crime with self-completeness.

But if there are three men (one an old man) before a naked girl, it is also certain that this is just a situation where there is no excuse.

After this, it took the Zeros and the others nearly an hour to convince Luceris, during which time it goes without saying that Alfia was completely naked.

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"Ho, homoncruz......?

"No, it's homunculus...... You're not gay, are you?

At the end of desperate persuasion, Alfia had shown calm with the homunculus created by Zeros. Zeros is also a magician, so a one-off convincing answer is.

However, the creation of Homunculus is also considered illegal in the Mage Nation, and this was again something that should not be spoken of in a big way.

Zeros would have held the bomb if he only looked at the results.

"I'm a magician too, so hey... I wanted to try artificial life. The result was a great success, as you can see, but it seems a little too well done to be any different from a human being. This is out of the math."

"Um, it's illegal, right? Isn't this blasphemy against life..."

"Does it make so much sense to the Lord how I was born? Whatever birth, you have the right to live more freely than you have the will. Whatever the process, is your Lord going to erase the existence of me? That would be the blasphemy of life. What do you think of that neighborhood as a cleric?

"Ugh... it's true. It is true that whatever birth may be, it should be blessed more than there is life. But...... Mr. Alfier feels a little too good. Are you sure you were just born? Actually, it doesn't mean Mr. Zeros's hidden child..."

"Hmm. I was certainly just born. My intelligence is so high that I cannot speak much because of my magic tricks. Anyway, it's contraindicated. Well, speaking of this guy's daughter, it's not a mistake, though. Anyway, it was this guy who created me. Oh, Master?

"Do you treat your husband only when it's convenient? Well, it's nothing good..."

Alfia's unscrupulous attitude can shake the credibility of the make up.

But there was a scam that had been cultivated in the Lehman era and managed to delude it with God's mouth-to-mouth.

"I use it pretty awesome for the material, so hey... It was unexpected, but I'm happy with the interesting results. Ha ha."

"Why are you naked? Didn't you know it was a girl?

It didn't seem entirely deluded.

But that was an assumed question.

"I grew up too fast. I never thought I'd grow up to be a self-forming homunculus until now. If it's true, it was supposed to be the same as a doll just listening to orders."

Prepare words that add more credibility by mixing the truth.

I am a bad adult.

"... that's all unexpected"

"So the culture of homunculus is contraindicated. In some cases, creatures were born that far exceeded humans, and there was the possibility that the worst possible species could be created that could destroy the world. Well, if you fail, you just have to end it, and I'm not willing to make any more homunculus because I got results."

"Why did you dye your hands contraindicated! Isn't the creation of life an act of blasphemy against life contrary to regularization! It's gonna be illegal in this country, isn't it?

"Uhm...... For once, even my Solister Magic Kingdom is contraindicated, right? None of them were eyebrow saliva and no credibility shards, although I read the scholarly book of that hand a long time ago."

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I made it with the intent of personnel. Now Cocco and the kids can help, and it's gone to waste..."

"The reason I violated the contraindications is just to eliminate the shortage of manpower!?

Luceris held his head in the outrage by the seeker of wisdom.

But there is no sin in the life she was born into, and first and foremost, when she becomes an intelligent body that looks like a girl, she cannot judge how good it is.

Because of ethical and religious issues, it is difficult to draw the lines of life-threatening research.

"Technology is such a thing. Make it because it's convenient, and if it fails, improve it based on experience. I didn't want to create intelligent life forms in the first place.

Well, when people find out, she could be dissected, too, so please don't say anything else. If you killed a newly born life for academic purposes, that's the blasphemy of life. "

I guess Luceris is worried about Zeros himself.

I'm glad for that goodwill, but I dare you to spit lies through here.

My conscience hurts, but I couldn't tell the truth.

To do so, he dares to play the Mad Wizard, and leaps out of his mouth to take over.

"Mr. Zeros is better yet, isn't he? There were more amazing people we knew..."

"Ahhh... you're Kemo. That Chemokemo Harlem dungeon, a horribly strong beast type homunculus, serves customers and blows the hardware away from the people who got into it..."

"That's an illegal brothel, right? Some of them were half-killed just because you touched them, and they took all their money, right?

"Kemo, I loved Kemo Ear so much... So, for some reason, I didn't know what it meant to convert the dungeon into a tavern."

"We celebrate whoever attacked the dungeon in a grand way, but you were winding up hardware and gear all over the yakuza from a fool in shape. I had to start over with the offense to get it back, and once I did, the difficulty would jump double... I pulled a dong."

"I just wondered if it was me too... Bros, you've been with me every now and then."

"That's your first ear, Mr. Zeros..."

The two of them are immersed in nostalgic memories, but it was content that doubted their sanity to those who were listening to it.

"Ze, what do you know about Mr. Zeros that are just dangerous people who even step into contraindications?

"... unimaginable. Lord Zeros is as good as good sense?

A direct translation of Kemo, one of the [exterminators], would mean 'occupying a dungeon to produce a large quantity of beastly homunculus, opening a liquor store in the depths to rob equipment from the attackers'. Besides, Homncrus is a Harlem personnel.

Even if that were a 'dungeon that doesn't exist in this world', Luceris and Creston, who don't know the authenticity, have had an interpretation of 'still occupying some dungeon' in a natural stream from the story.

Whatever the difference between fiction and the real world, it's true that it's an insane imitation, so the Zeros weren't going to correct it either.

"I don't care, how long do I have to stay naked? I don't mean to bother you, but isn't the Lord?

"" ""... Ah?

And the problem that started it wasn't solved at all.

Alfia is still naked.

"Hmm... I can't help it. If it's okay with Celestina's old clothes, Noon will provide it. It must have been stored somewhere in the mansion."

"That helps. Honestly, it's refreshing when it comes to girls' clothes. If it's custom-made, I'll buy it for the right price."

"I don't mind. Poor things like clothes you can't wear, it's better for those who need them to use them."

"Thank you. Let's just say this place is sweet for Mr. Creston."

"You should wait a moment. Lord Ado, let's go back to the mansion for once."

As if you were hiding somewhere in a time play, Creston took Ado back to the mansion.

"Shall I also practice making gear for women... I've had enhancements, but I've never made my own."

"Does that mean you also make underwear for women?

"... Honestly, you don't want to make it. It's too painful to see one man in a large room and desperately make underwear for women. I never made it in the first place."

"Then why don't you make my underwear with a prototype?

"When you do, you have to measure the size..."

""... Huh?

I realized I was saying something terrible.

Zeros only wanted to try to do the craftsmanship as one of his deputies, but in Luceris' case, because of the women's underwear situation in this world, he thought it would be better for Zeros to make it.

However, in this world, women's underwear is made by male craftsmen and must naturally be measured in size when ordered from individuals.

The point is that it's a room for two, and Luceris is going to look like he's not even there...

…………

The two of them, who unintentionally imagined the situation, had interrupted the conversation out of embarrassment.

You've become conscious, your attitudes are relative to each other.

If you are also an Illis on this occasion, say, 'Nakabo!' and would put a scratch in it.

"Give me something good to stick to... I'm more awkward watching you."

Alfier, who was left alone outside this air, squeals his candid thoughts.

I felt like I could make a lot of sugar now.

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Farfran Great Deep Green Zone.

This is a wild world where only power is just, where unusually evolved creatures in vast nature carry out a chain of weak predators.

Numerous carnivorous warcraft eat each other and compete for harsh survival.

Among the warcraft in it was a black beast with an unusual appearance.

Unusually large for a beast, its body is close to a dragon if you dare to compare its appearance.

He opens his crocodile jaw, scatters the flesh of the warcraft he defeated with his appetite until he was greedy, and the vivid chewing noise flows away into the deep green zone.

The body was constantly pulsating and its appearance had changed with every meat eaten.

What would be more unusual than anything else would be the presence of humans in that body.

Countless faces, young and old alike, had a creepy grin every time they ate meat, or screamed and cried, and yet another smiled like a fool.

It is as if there is a will in each face.

This innumerable face was integrated into one deep in consciousness, eating prey but each constantly repeating conversations under deep consciousness.

"... solo solo, inodehanaica?

"Force Modive Twitter. Imakoso Vengeance Fruit Stoki...... '

"Dr Monster Mo fetches Rindawa. Kono Hate Mi Now Koso Clear Las Noyoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

They were once summoned by another world to defeat the evil gods, and ever since, they have been called to this world as brave men to expand their authority, at the end of those who have been used and killed.

I cannot even return to the circle of reincarnation because of the souls of different worlds, and I continue to resent the Holy Law Reich of Matisse, which drifted through this world and summoned us.

The resentment was quite powerful, because death would not bring rest.

But the only thing that can be interpreted is the soul, and the revenge that can be done with individual power is only to the extent of harassment at best.

Even though resentment can imitate it like a horror movie in the first place, the means of attacking the target directly becomes limited. Individual powers are de-spirited and weakened.

So they decided to work with their own kind and become powerful [demons] by becoming group spirits (regions). Fortunately, I don't know if I can say this, but the brave system planted when summoned activated and linked made it possible to denature the flesh of the possessed organism.

Until now, even if possessed by others, they ended up exorcistically de-spirited.

They, ruled by resentment, rejoiced in this power, and many times possessed by other creatures, began to leap in an attempt to cause disaster, but there would be a great miscalculation here.

It takes at least five souls to possess humans, but to this extent they are easily defeated. At best, I could only use the power to the extent of an oak.

Now you will be framed to defeat where you have been ravaged, and you need to connect with more of your compatriots' souls to become more powerful.

The poor souls took a long time to gather the souls of the brave men and succeeded in preparing a strong body when they fulfilled their petitions.

'... Icuka. How many times have you dreamed of Takotoka?

"Now Kosovo Revenge Fruit Tasnoda!

"" "" "" "" Four gods, annihilation bubesi!!!!! "" ""

The pitch black dragon widened its wings.

Grievances - their resentment is deep.

Now we are moving to destroy the Holy Law Reich of Metis, but it is not strange enough to turn that hatred toward this world any day.

The grudges worked together, widening the wings of the ugly dragon, dancing in the sky...... never.

Gather magic, move your wings many times, but never rise from the spot to the sky. It is an unusual sight.

"" "" "" Naze, Flying Banai?

"Douyala...... Tairi Guitar Youda...... Heavy Y......"

……………

Unstoppable heavy silence.

"" "" "" Na, Nandatte - - - - Huh!?

Dragons are originally earthly organisms, but to give them an advantage in predatory activity, they evolved their flesh so that they could fly freely through the sky as well. It took a long time to adapt to the environment.

But this demonic flesh, which looks completely different even in dragons, was a little - no, a lot overweight - to fly in the sky.

If you compare a regular dragon to a smart handsome actor, their appearance now is far beyond relevant fat. You should think you're too fat to get out of bed by the time you're Guinness.

You need to lose weight to fly in the sky, but the factor of the organism you take in runs wild and doesn't accept their control. It's not like we can completely control the factors of other organisms.

"Let's go, Les! Skinny selmade walking li continuo kelovo, diet da!!

"Fool Mitaini Eating Continuous Kerkarayo......"

"Now Sarah Words Ttemo Late Idalo, How Much Think Ezni Walk Le!!

"Minna, fool Bakka............"

"" "." "" "Nandekownattah - - - Huh!!

Countless intentions, one body.

Run even as you rock a pitch-black giant through the Great Deep Green Zone of Farfuran.

He knocks down the trees, sounds the earth, and sometimes rolls and rolls, but strives for the Divine Kingdom of the Holy Law of Metis.

He looked really surreal and healthy by the look of it.

It is still going to take some time for the resentful spirits to pass through [the claw marks of the evil god] and reach the Holy Law Reich of Metis.