Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan Seikatsu

Episode 22 Life in the Forest

--A few months later.

Live in the woods and relax.

My life hasn't changed since I started running around in the city with a foot-kicking bike called DryGine.

Shangri-La has lots of videos and e-books, so you don't have to waste your time.

Moreover, Dondon's new work is being updated. What kind of system is this?

What I do is I live in the countryside of the former world, and nothing has changed since I used to live online.

If I didn't understand the words now or Shangri-La, I would have wanted to go home with nostalgia for the former world, but I had no such feeling at all.

I occasionally open a stall, but I haven't visited the Mallow Chamber of Commerce for a while.

Marlow seems to be busy selling well pumps and bicycles.

Walking in the woods is also a good thing being sold by a tool shop's grandfather.

Leave the parent at home in a small statue with the child and parent set.

Then, when the torso is ring-shaped and runs horizontally, the fingers of the spinning machine accurately indicate the orientation of the parent machine.

It seems to be a major object in this world, like a directional detector in the former world.

My grandfather said it was a must-have for adventurers. The price is quite high for two silver coins (100,000 yen), but I would buy this performance.

With this in hand, the pink marks on the trees in the forest were filled with black.

Vegetables were picked well in the fields of the house, and the forest cats and beasts brought their prey.

So I'm gonna throw a cat can party at my place and go home.

If I bring the prey I got into the Adventurers Guild, I'll get the pennies and the meat. That's all I can do to make a living.

But if you get along with the Beasts so well, I could use your help with the house architecture.

"Uhhhh!" "This one won't hold! - Nyah!

The beasts who came to my house are scratching their cat cans with their cushions on the flooring.

Murray is not the only one who says the cat can is delicious, and it seems like they have a good taste.

I eat it with pepper and salt, but it is impressive that I look really happy.

Exactly, the world's spring face, but is it that delicious?

"Just one or two. You didn't tell them about me."

"Sure, come on! If you teach people this kind of delicious food, they'll eat less of us."

"That's right, brother!

As I was drinking with them, a forest cat came up on my throne. It's getting rough - no, it's heavy...

It's like a cement bag on my lap. But stroking a short black fur feels really good.

Then I will buy a [luxury cat brush] from Shangri-La. Though it is 2,000 yen rather than luxury.

What kind of hair is it? If I could just call for an explanation, it would look like pig hair.

Shush - The brush runs over the body of the forest cat. I feel that the gloss of the fur increases accordingly.

Brushing may be quite effective.

When it's over, it feels like a shiny velvet. It's pathetic to a forest cat - but it nods to be traded as a super luxury fur.

Murray, who was staring at the brushing of the forest cat, suddenly took off his clothes and pushed the forest cat on my lap.

And when I slipped on my lap instead of her, I took over the place.

"I'm stroking my back too...."

"Yes, yes."

Brushing Murray's back, she snorts her throat like it feels good.

However, when the brush hits the root of the tail, it reacts with a twitch.

"Well, that's no good...."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You don't like tails."

Brushing the round buttocks that are twitching and twitching, and stroking them to the thighs is quite tangled with hair loss.

I'm fine, I'm losing my hair.

"That's why I have to take care of it every day."

My hair loss is terrible when I have a pet. Especially when it comes to changing seasons.

Fuyah ~

Murray, with her wet eyes, is lying on her back with her belly covered with white hair. Now he wants you to stroke his stomach.

My stomach is even finer with sharks.

The men who were watching me and Murray suddenly took off their clothes and turned their backs on me. It's like a wall of meat.

Apparently, they want you to stroke them too.

"Wait, wait, I'll give you one brush at a time, so you can do it yourself."

"Husband, I don't think so."

"What's sad? You have to stroke a man's back."

Buy 3 Cat Brushes from Shangri-La and give them one at a time.

"If you want it, I'll sell it. Redeem for 1 Prey."

"Is that really good?

Ah.

Answering, the beasts began brushing their bodies with joy. Naturally, the hair is scattered in the room.

Hey, I wonder if you could do it outside... and vacuum them when they get back.

When I saw it, the forest cat and Murray would pee on my body together. My clothes are all hairy at all.

This is how we interact with the Beasts. Basically, it's easy to get along because you're just an honest and comfortable guy. You seem to be a bad liar.

They couldn't calculate, so they often paid a small fee to be witnesses to the transaction.

Life has stabilized - except for vegetables that can be harvested in our fields, we try to buy vegetables at the market as much as possible to reduce the chandelier opportunities.

Even if you buy a lot of vegetables at the market, if you put them in the item BOX, they'll always be fresh and ready for cooking.

However, compared to vegetables from the former world where the variety improvement has progressed, this one tastes worse. Therefore, I always use Shangri-La.

Besides, I want coffee, I want cola, and I want ice cream.

Nothing like ice cream and potatoes can't be made with the ingredients of this world... but I'd like to try a lot if I had the chance.

At one point, the market was obvious to rumors of my rare existence, but the rumor owner only occasionally left the stall, and someday it stopped coming up.

People seem to speculate on their own - he's broke, sick, dead, moved - but that's fine.

Still, there are fixed customers like the grandfather who is doing the manuscript, so sometimes when I open a stall - still alive - I hear voices from somewhere.

Since we were able to afford it, there were fewer deals with the Mallow Chamber of Commerce, but orders from nobles to the Chamber of Commerce continued to be placed.

However, since I have unloaded all my belongings, I am out of stock - so I refuse to unload the product.

Fewer people went to the Mallow Chamber of Commerce, but instead, Primura came here frequently.

"But was it good? The Mallow Chamber of Commerce was able to name the family thanks to the paintings Kenichi drew....."

"Oh, that's fine. As I said before, it would be nice if you could earn enough to eat normally. Conversely, if you give me a name, I will be in trouble. Hahaha"

As a Mallow Chamber of Commerce, if you name me, the aristocrats and other merchants will come directly to me, so you will want to avoid it.

"But... I'm sorry I laughed the first time I saw that dry gine."

"No, I don't care. Nevertheless, Mr. Mallow is quite right. I was laughing, but I quickly made a prototype."

"Yeah, I tested what I was able to do, and I quickly realized it was amazing."

With the invention of a bicycle, the family name became known as DryGine - and Primura's official name became Primura ne DryGine.

"Well, that's it for now. Here you go."

I recommended the potatoes on the table to her.

"What is this?

"Thinly sliced potatoes and fried in oil."

Remove the milk from the item BOX and pour it into a cup on the table.

She grabbed it with her fearful hands and sipped it - the crackling of Paris and potatoes flowed into the room.

"This is delicious!

Primura shouts in surprise.

"It's nice, isn't it?

"Yeah. You just fry it with oil?

"You should fry it twice. If I don't, I'll get stuck... oh, it's vegetable oil. I don't think kerosene is good."

Kerosene around here is marine oil. It's like Lard, so is that okay? I can't say anything about not trying it.

"In the Empire, it seems that fried meat in oil is popular."

Hee, it looks like fried chicken.

"Yes! Traveling merchants told me it was fried chicken."

Yeah?

You're selling fried chicken... that's a deal. But I won't go with the Empire.

"Hmm, let's make fried chicken for dinner."

Can you make Kenichi too?

"Yeah."

Set the table and arrange the cooking utensils. I also put out two cassette stoves and what should I do about the oil-is it OK because there is sesame oil left?

Open the pan and light the cassette stove. Hang one in a pot and boil the water.

I would like to make the soup an instant clam chowder.

I said fried chicken, but I don't have chicken. I have horned rabbit meat, so I think I'll try making fried food with this one.

I baked the horned rabbit and tried it, but it's not a habit and it's usually delicious, so you can make fried chicken with it.

I used to make fried pork koma when I was in the old world, but it was usually delicious.

Cut the meat into bite-sized pieces and lurk in a molten egg. And here comes the fried chicken powder I bought at Shangri-La.

I tried Soy Sauce Garlic Flavour , but is the smell strong? In the meantime, let's try two or three pieces and let Primura decide.

If you don't like the flavor, maybe a more basic fried powder would be better.

I'll put one fried chicken on a plate and serve it to Primura.

"Mr. Primura, how's it tasting? If you don't like the smell, I'll use a different powder."

"No, it smells so fragrant and appetizing."

Is that it? You look fine. Then I'll fry it all with this powder. For convenience, fried about 20 pieces. You can put the product in BOX if you still have it.

That way you can eat at any time.

Hot water also boiled, so I put out an instant package to make clam chowder, but she's used to the unusual stuff I put out.

Place the lettuce harvested in our field on a plate, chopping it up and serving fried chicken. The rest is bread.

I showed pasta before, but the reputation is not good. They say it's disgusting. The beasts say the same thing, so noodles don't seem to suit this world.

Remove asparagus harvested in the field from item BOX, cut diagonally and stir-fry with oil. The seasoning is simple and salty pepper.

After planting the asparagus roots bought at Shangri-La in the field, they grew safely, so I immediately put the freshly harvested items in the item BOX.

Now you can always eat delicious asparagus.

Now that we've cooked, let's eat with Primura.

"It's delicious! It's crispy and the gravy juice inside..."

"Deep-fried rabbits are also delicious. I can get meat from the Beasts. This is going to be a classic."

"This unusual vegetable is also sweet and delicious."

What she is eating is stir-fried asparagus. The bitter asparagus is really delicious.

But the flaw is the smell of urine. I've heard that it's genetic to be able to smell and distinguish that smell, but I don't know if it's true.

If you don't have a specific gene, you won't understand the smell.

"But, Mr. Kenichi. Please be careful with horn rabbits. It looks easy to catch, and many people get hurt."

It seems that when I get close, I get a head bump at the corner. Sometimes you pretend to be dead, so it looks cute but unexpectedly dangerous.

Mr. Kenichi. How do you make this white soup?

"Um - there's shellfish in this, but everything is good, and it's made of milk and flour."

I think I have used some raw cream, but there is no raw cream here.

Well, Shangri-La has a cookbook, and if she wants to know exactly, maybe she should buy a book and look into it.

However, there are some ingredients that are not available in this world, and arrangements will be needed around there.

"I've heard about this kind of soup in the nobility's cooking before, so this might be it."

"The nobles are eating good food."

I don't think Kenichi's cooking is any worse than that.

Dinner is over, but Primura-san is going to stay again - I don't know...

I may be relieved because I am about my father's age.

There are flowers blooming in business talks with her, but there is no time for conversation.

If you're talking about the former world, you can do as much as you want, but you can't help talking about other worlds that you can't imagine.

But will you listen to me as a story?

Hmm, that's right. If you want to talk about it, why don't you go to a movie? Over-tech, but Primura will be fine.

I started searching for DVD software. If only I could watch a movie, I could watch it at Shangri-La, but she wouldn't be able to watch it.

But I can't help but let her watch science fiction movies and modern movies. When it comes to movies where the background of the times seems close to this world and there is no such discomfort...

Cleopatra - the old one.

Or...

One Shakespeare.

Hmm, how about [Rose ○ Name]? If this is the case, it feels like a world view close to this world.

Of course, it's a blowjob. She can't read subtitles in Japanese.

"What the hell..."

I took control of the confused Primura and began preparations.

Firstly, it is a DVD player - it is sold for about 3,000 yen for playback only. The monitor is expensive, so use the projector. I can buy cheap products for 10,000 yen.

And the screen, 3,000 yen.

Rose ○ name DVDs were sold second-hand for 500 yen - cheap. Are you Blu-ray now?

Put a cushion on the floor and press the [Purchase] button, and the equipment falls off, but it's easy to install.

The projector rests on the table and the screen hangs from the wall. The mobile battery was powered off the item BOX.

Now you're ready.

Turn on the projector and press the play button on the DVD to reduce the light on the gas lantern.

The story began when we adjusted the distance between the projector and the screen.

Is that it?

There's no sound! I hurriedly bought a 2,000-yen amplifier from Shangri-La. The speaker was lost, but I tried using F○ STEX.

I suddenly began to buy J0L, but it was very comfortable. I also bought a speaker cable and was busy removing the sheath.

But she's watching what I'm doing.

The connection is finally over. Well, let's get back to it from the beginning.

When the story begins, she shouts in surprise.

There's someone in that window.

"I'm using magic to peek at events in different worlds."

"Magic....."

She is watching the footage with less words. Because the culture and customs are different, it comes with my commentary.

The movie is a story of a monk coming to a monastery chasing a series of injuries.

She seems to be able to hear the voice coming out of the speaker. --That means the world is truly a Japanese language compatible.

I wonder if it's just being transformed in the brain, but it's not.

Well, if you read the Roman letter Modoki, it's obvious that it's not.

After the movie is over, she asks a lot of questions with no excitement, so I'll answer them.

I don't know much about history, either. I'm having trouble getting stuck too much.

"When I'm talking to Kenichi, it's like I'm talking to a wise man."

"Ahahah, don't bother with such a wise man."

"That's not true...."

It's already dark outside, it's time to sleep in this world.

Well, let's go to bed at night.

"Ah, um..."

"Ah, I'll put out your bedclothes, so please wait a moment."

"Ah, um... if you can... what I showed you before, it's clear..."

Primura, sitting still, whispers a terrible thing while moaning.

"Huh? If you buy something like that, your father will scold you."

"It's fine. I'm not a child anymore."

"Who wants to buy that and bet?

"Now..."

Huh?

……

"Hey, Mr. Primura. Sit down there."

"I'm sitting down."

Oyaji's sermon time begins.

"Young children must take care of themselves more. You shouldn't be interested in such an essay! There will be young men who are promised a brighter future."

"That's not true. Mr. Kenichi is a wonderful person."

"Oh, that's sad. If you're a woman like Primura, you'll get a lot of money from the nobles, right?

"That's true, but there's no way the merchant's daughter could be in the front room. It is only seen as a concubine. Is that what makes a woman happy?

From the nobility's point of view, the merchant's daughter earns money. From a merchant's point of view, nobility is a point of contact for rights. There is no woman's happiness there.

Conversely, it seems that the daughter of a nobleman who has lost her neck due to debts may marry a merchant.

"What about the knight who often comes to my stall?

A little, Primura thinks, but there must have been someone to think of.

"... oh, Lord Northpaul. It's better that way...."

What does Marlowe say when this happens?

"My father is not against it."

Dad, you're against it! But I don't suppose you agree either. It must be quite complicated for a man my age to take my daughter from my father.

"Sorry, please put that on hold. Too much responsibility to interrupt immediately."

"Well then, just sleep with me...."

Primura-san's face is bright red, but I'm afraid he'll eat it down.

"Hmm, just sleep. I'm just going to sleep."

Just in case, push caution.

Yes!

I put out a pink nightgown for Mr. Primura and we went to bed together.

What's sad about nominating such an essay? The meaning is completely unclear.

But he's dealing with his partner's daughter. Sleeping with Azarea in a penny lodging is different.

In the dark, in one bed with two of her.

When Primura-san hugs her, her warm body temperature transmits a smell of something drifting.

Is it soap? Or perfume?

But is it really good?