Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan Seikatsu

Episode 30: Split the Gold

With the bandit's head in the item BOX, we're back in the city of Daria.

Nyakero the Beast climbed up on the truck, raised his neck high and chewed the victory declaration.

Well, just declaring victory doesn't end there.

You must enter the Adventurer Alliance and report a successful crusade.

But the audience is scrambling for some reason. Thanks for looking at it, I noticed that you were accompanied by a beautiful person wearing a fine white blouse.

They were trapped under a bandit, but they were all beautiful as a result of what the villains' favorites were.

It draws the attention of the wild horses even if they don't like it when their bodies are washed with soap and their hair is neatly lined up.

Alissa, who has a huge body, seems to have a curious eye.

Regardless of the crowded residents, a total of 15 adventurers enter the Alliance.

The head that Nyakero held in his hand was placed on the counter.

"Hyiiiiiing!

The girl at the reception jumped up on her neck, which was also dripping blood with white eyes in front of her. That's obvious. You don't have a little delicate anymore?

"Wow, the bandit's best friend - Shaga's neck. I don't give a shit."

"Here, even if you put it here ~"

"That's all I got, you guys stay up all night! Hahaha!"

Does he seem to be resentful of the guild?

A man's staff came out on behalf of the girls who were running away.

"Um, how much neck do you have?

"Eh ~... everybody... hey ~ Eh ~, Milord! How old were you?

Fifty-two, including Shagga's neck.

"Yes! That's it!

Beasts can't count to more than 10 with their fingers. It seems that there are rare beasts who can calculate, but they are rare.

The knight walked out in front of the staff.

"The knight of North Paul. I want to see the Alliance Master."

"This is Sir Knight. Please wait here."

The Knight will report the nobility's involvement to the Alliance Master.

"Mr. Kenichi. I'll go see Count Asclepios, who rules here, even tomorrow."

"You're going to report that the nobles are involved?

"Yes, it is."

"I'll leave that to the Knight. If the target is a nobleman, we civilians will not be able to take action."

Leave it to me.

Nyakero told me to work all night, but it looks like I'm really starting to judge.

The staff rushed around, gathering lamps, etc. that were the equipment of the Alliance.

But I couldn't get my head lined up in the Guild building, and I chose a treatment facility that was always used to dismantle monsters and animals.

There were 52 necks in the building that smelled of blood and organs - lined up from my item BOX.

"Ah, um... my neck is still warm..."

The women's staff are overwhelmed with unfamiliar tasks.

"As soon as I dropped my neck, I put it in her husband's item BOX. It's fresh."

"You don't need such a jerk-off."

"What are you talking about? It would be much better than a rotten, drowsy, salted, squeaky neck."

"Hehe, it's spectacular to line up the heads of villains like this. This is Chaga's bastard. Sure looks bad."

The clerk with the beard and scratches who dismantled the prey I brought in earlier looks familiar and calm.

A reconciliation with the letter of arrangement began at the time of the staff departure. Of course, there are no photos in this world, so everyone is judged against the likeness and characteristics of criminals.

But the presence of the Knight at the party with me made it far more credible.

Still, when someone is in a high position, things move smoothly. Otherwise, it is said that if this is different, it will be difficult and the money will be reduced.

That's probably why Nyakero has a little negative feeling for his guild.

They often look at their feet because they are low in stature and not very intelligent. That's a terrible story.

I have nothing to do while I'm discerning. I decided to store the truck that was parked on the street in the item BOX.

Suddenly, residents gathered in iron monsters that disappeared from front of them shouted in surprise.

After all, I didn't go to Item BOX, but it disappeared because I stopped summoning Summoners.

I don't believe it, but I decided to push it through.

Primura and Marlow lowered their heads to everyone before returning home in a carriage. There's a lot going on, I think I'd like to relax in my own house with my parents and kids in the water.

Returning to the scene where his neck was lined up, a tall, skinny man joined him to organize the scene. Nice guy with a slightly longer burnt brown head and a light beard on his chin wearing a green sweater.

Apparently, this keen man is the Guild Master.

"Master, I didn't think you should listen to me, but the cold water of the elderly is much better."

"What do you say? Am I stupid? You saw it again in this crusade? And there's been a lot of discoveries."

"What was the discovery?

"Keep it to yourself. If you think you can teach me anything because you're an apprentice, what's the big mistake?

Yeah? The Alliance Master's mentor...

"Grandpa, you were quite a man."

"Ho-ho-ho-ho, have you reviewed it?

Well...

So, I have a favor to ask you later.

"You took care of me, if I could."

Not only the Knight, but also the Master of the Alliance accompanied him. There is no one to doubt about the veracity of this crusade anymore.

All the necks were identified and definitely confirmed as belonging to Shaga.

However, the money is not paid here. It's a lot of money, and there won't be any in the safe.

The breakdown is...

100 Neck Gold Coins (20 million yen)

50 neck gold coins (10 million yen) × 500 gold coins (100 million yen) for 10 people

Between 25 (5 million yen) and 10 (2 million yen) neck gold coins of subordinates × 41 total 825 gold coins (165 million yen)

100 Guild Bounty Coins (¥20M)

100 Prize coins from the Mallow Chamber of Commerce (20 million yen)

100 national bounty coins (20 million yen)

――――――――――――――――――――――――

1725 coins (345 million yen)

115 gold coins per person (23 million yen)

--is the earner of.

This plus all the supplies we've stolen from our enemies in Asia. We plan to split the proceeds evenly.

But...

"My earnings are yours. Instead, give me another plate of that metal. It's more precious than that. I can't buy it with money."

"If that's what your grandfather says, that's fine."

If you can use a special metal as a catalyst and use it instead of a magic booster, it's certainly something you can't buy with gold.

I've only got what I got from Shangri-La in this world.

In this world where aluminum does not exist - perhaps there is alumina, the raw material of aluminum, but refining it eats a lot of electricity.

It may be possible to substitute this world wind with electric shock magic, but it won't be that easy.

My grandfather earned 46 million yen in total - I fought for my life, so even if I got this much, I wouldn't get a bee.

When the score is over, it's already dark - it's time for ordinary residents to drink and start sleeping.

However, there was a big event, so there are still wild horses in front of the guild.

I'm hungry for entertainment, so this kind of thing seems to jump quickly.

Everyone meets and calculates gold in the hall in front of the darkened Alliance counter.

The beasts can't account for or calculate, so they're warm, but I can tell them it's okay because there's a grandfather and a knight.

In the chair by the wall of the hall, there is Amana holding sleeping anemones with the women brought from the enemy's Asia.

There, a woman came in.

A navy blue skirt and a coarse white blouse - a standard costume in this world, but with a small front.

I'm a little fat, but if I lose weight, I look beautiful.

The woman went straight under Macho and all of a sudden she hit the man in the cheek.

"Okatora! You're a newlywed, and all of a sudden you're gonna make your wife a widow!

"Aaah! Celia, give me a break in front of everybody."

Apparently, it's called Macho-Okatora. She looks like his wife.

"I don't need any advice!

"When I talk to you, you're gonna say no, right?

"Of course! You pig!"

"Yeah? You joined my wife in silence? That's what makes you angry."

Haha, look at me.

Okatora looks like the cat she borrowed in front of her wife who waved her hand again. There's a tiger on it, but it's really a cat, right?

But the woman hugged Okatora and began to cry.

"There's nothing you can do when you're dead!

"I'm sorry...."

"You think I'm sorry?

"Of course I do."

"Then give me all the money you've put in!

When the woman raised her face, she stared at Okatora.

That's not true, Celia.

"Shut up! Anyway, I let you have the money, and I used it quickly, without a word. It's decided to cross the dangerous bridge again!

"Yes! Exactly. You should let your wife have the money. Because when a man has money, he doesn't spend it on shit."

The chaos of Amana was listening.

"Please don't..."

It makes me cry by keeping my macho body small, but it looks like it's laid down on my butt, so I guess that's impossible.

As a result of the meeting, they provided me with a variety of tools and a delicious meal - so it seems that everyone will give me a share.

Some of them are tough guys. I have no reason to refuse, so thank you.

No matter how much money you have, you won't be in trouble. If you keep the item in BOX, it's not heavy and it's safe.

The amount was 5 gold coins (1 million yen) to 10 gold coins (2 million yen), and a total of about 80 gold coins (16 million yen) for 14 people.

A total of 62 million yen.

Besides, I asked you not to say anything else about the item I gave you.

But it's so flashy, it's inevitable that rumors will spread...

"Amana, you're not in the crusade, but can I have five gold coins?

"Yeah? I don't need that. You're not working at all, are you? I'm not scared."

"But you've helped me a lot... so will you take one gold coin?

"Well, well... I helped prepare the dishes, and I want to take care of this kid, so why don't I take care of that?

Give Amana the gold. Anemone seems to be staying at Amana's house for now.

I also gave the women I was with one gold coin at a time.

Are you sure? Give me some gold.... "

"You have money to find a job or a bed. I want you to keep it."

"I don't know what to say. Thank you very much."

When the women receive the money, they look for a place to stay.

"If you're in trouble, you can rely on Amana or the old man over there. We have a big face in this city."

"Leave it to me."

I'm new to this city, or I'm new to this world.

Well, the gate's already closed. I have to find a place to stay too - can I stay in the first place?

There are still a lot of people in the front. Walk out the back entrance of the guild to the inn as you approach the street.

The starry sky is already covered with granulated sugar in the night sky.

After walking for about 10 minutes, I arrived at the inn where Azarea was.

"Good evening, I'd like to stay, but is the room available?

"Kenichi! I heard someone like Kenichi went on an iron monster to crush a bandit?!

The people who had been drinking in the inn's dining room turned towards us all at once.

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no."

What is it, right?

Of course, it's a big lie. If anyone finds out that a lot of money is coming in, they'll beat you up.

The guests who were listening started drinking again - Azarea suddenly hugged me and looked at me in the eye.

"Hey, do you remember the promise to make me your mistress?

"No, I don't remember at all."

"Oh no! You were just playing with me!

I cried because I saw it.

"Well, I'm glad you made some pocket money."

"... I thought Kenichi was more popular."

She smelled me with her own sense of smell. Perhaps you know that I was the one who succeeded in the attack.

"Hahaha, I'm sorry ~ I'm a bad essay. Come on, you can have your change."

I'm sorry about the Azarea I've been looking after since I came to this city, but I'll give you a small square silver coin (5,000 yen) and go upstairs.

He also gave me various items, and I'm sure he's fulfilling that responsibility.

The room I always used was empty, so I decided to stay there. No breakfast.

I was tired, so I fell into bed.

However, I can't sleep well when I'm exhausted. Angry, the door opened.

It was Azarea who stood in the orange light with a candlestick.

"Hey, Azarea. I'm tired."

You heard me say that, but Azarea took off her clothes and slipped into the blanket.

"I don't make much money this month. Just the tip. Come on."

"What are you talking about, taking money just from the tip?

Well, can we get inside?

I didn't know what to do, so I decided to do it after all.

However, I was able to sleep well because I felt refreshed after the incident.

But is this good?

It doesn't look like a slow life at all.

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--The next day.

Azarea is still asleep in bed, but when she leaves the inn, she goes to the guild.

When I arrived at the Adventurer Alliance, everyone was already gathered. For some reason, there are women with Amana and Anemone.

As I heard yesterday, the Knight went to see the Count who ruled the land.

We're going to sell what the bandits have collected in Asia.

Everyone seems to have eaten at the inn or at home, so I take the bread out of the item BOX and follow.

I was just walking down the street talking to Wye.

When the money comes in, everyone tells their dreams about what they want to do.

"If you waste luxury and money, you'll run out of money in no time.

"That's right, things aren't going so well inside."

"When you have money, suspicious people gather for it."

"I'm not really busy."

Amana says she sees a lot of them making small money and falling.

It looks like we're together in every world around here.

There is nothing delicious to talk about. I won't tell anyone anything really tasty - like my Shangri-La.

We had a discussion and decided to sell the weapons and armor at a fully equipped weapon store on departure.

Besides, there are a lot of good items because the bandits are traveling merchants and there are a lot of things caught from the caravan.

Equipment stripped from each bandit is equivalent to 150,000 yen for 7.8 million yen for 15 × 52 people.

That's a lot of money. I hear that many merchants have made money from this peeling.

Upon arrival at the store, the clerk showed them to the back of the building and removed the weapons and armor belonging to 52 people from the item BOX.

"This is it?

The clerk opened his eyes to a pile of weapons and armor.

"This is a big shop, so you're okay with this, right? We'll be out of stock for a while."

"But...."

"Buy him."

It was my husband who came out of the back.

Very wide body shape with dark blue up and down - thin eyes and skinhead. The Great Buddha, for example.

"The bandit's weapon and armor that was making a lot of money around here. Lots of good stuff. It's a bargain, right?"

The owner of the store seems to be investigating a lot, but there are many things that look good.

There are a lot of things that are used by inhaling human blood, but there is no value in it.

Because it has been proven that even if you use it in battle, it won't break.

Some professionals say that they prefer to use this trick.

Speaking of cars, after getting used to it, it hit me.

The sale at the weapons dealership is over and you're on your way to the next store.

The carpet, the pottery, the treasure sword that Shaga was collecting - these expensive items are bought by the Mallow Chamber of Commerce.

Because these things are bought by aristocrats and rich people, the customer base is completely different.

You can have the furniture bought at Grandpa's tool store.

Besides, there were about 100 gold coins in the villain's Asia. He's all in the yard.

And after all the sales, the total amount was 178 gold coins.

11 gold coins (2.2 million yen) per person, divided into 15 mountains. I decided to give the fractions to the women. It would be better not to rot behind.

It seems that the money from the Alliance will take some time to pay.

After splitting the money, we made a promise to gather on the day we received the money from the Alliance.

When I broke up with everyone, I finally turned my legs to my home in the woods.

They're coming after me somehow.

Anemone is with us.

"Hey, why are you following me?

"Um, I thought I only had a husband to ask for this kind of thing - we talked about it together..."

Listen, I want to save money to find a place to live and a job. So he wants to stay at my house.

"Everyone's talking about having their own house, just like a husband...."

"Yeah? My house is small? Can 11 people sleep? Is that all right?

"Yes, if it rains, that's fine."

"Isn't Anemone good for Amana?

"... Kenichi's meal was better."

Squid, did you feed him?

"Husband! If there's a field, I'll do it. Leave it to me!

That's what Alissa said when she rocked the ponytail.

Are you serious?