Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan Seikatsu

On my way to King's Landing, I stopped by a city called Iberis, where the Adventurer Guild forced me into a difficult job.

The job is to exterminate the goblins. Together with the peasants, we exterminated the demons, but there were many bodies of victims.

I summoned Mr. Ko to bury the body.

"Oops!" "Hih! - What the hell!

Suddenly, the peasants who were surprised at the giant iron that appeared in front of them dug holes about 4 m deep into their buttocks and buried dead bodies and bones in them.

It usually takes a day to dig a shallow hole, but it won't take 30 minutes if I have my item BOX and heavy machinery.

"Wow... it's an iron beast..."

"Namandab Namandab - be a Buddha. Thanks to everyone's hard work, the Summoners didn't show up this time."

No, the gods in this world are different, so is it awkward (first of all) to become a Buddha?

Goblin's body was piled up when he climbed up the scaffold and went back inside. Then it was dried by the magic of anemone and then set on fire.

Living corpses don't burn with moisture, but they burn like pines when dried.

I wish I could put Goblin's body in the trash, but I don't want to put anything like this in it.

Besides, we keep the trash can a secret.

"Husband, I've got a lot of silver."

"Nya"

Wesen can't count. Looks like there are a few gold coins and about 50 silver and bronze coins.

It seems Goblins don't spend money or shop, so they're just collecting it.

They don't seem to be economically active. They don't produce anything, they just steal people's belongings.

And there was this one too.

Anemone showed me a dirty black book.

"Is this a magic book?

"I think so. It says" Healing. "

"Oops! The magic of the healing system is finally here! Potatoes from the shelf, sea bream in a net! Let's clean it up later."

Yeah!

Because of the smell, I shoved it into the item BOX.

I have cleared the ruins, so I will store the scaffolding and clear out the ruins.

Dig a large hole with Mr. Ko 'Tsu, and then use the drainage plate of Yu 'bo to push the pieces of both goblins back into the hole.

"Wahaha! I wanted to brag to my grandson - a scaffold using steel beasts and sudden iron tubes. This is how you can attack the castle."

"Well, maybe that's possible."

"If I tell you this, your grandson won't believe me.

"Kids love ridiculous stories, so just watch and talk. Maybe I'll make my eyes shine and eat them."

"But I can't believe you didn't kill more than 50 goblins and scratch them."

After counting the cut ears, there were 53 goblins. Quite a big time zone.

"Well, I'm just lucky. It's time for luck."

"Hmm-hmm, that's how a really powerful guy says it."

Collect weapons, shields, and collected arrows from everyone as you look up at your helper, San-haired woman.

When I get the truck out of Item BOX, I'll put the surviving ladies on the carrier and put on a brand new blanket.

One can answer, one is hazy - the last one is breathless but unconscious.

When the bell arrives, it jumps onto the carrier and flickers the women.

"Kenichi, can't you try the magic of healing?

"Hmm, I don't know...."

But this is going to be a human experiment.

"Um, if you can use healing magic, please...."

Looks like the peasants heard me talking to Anemone.

"It's her first magic, so I don't know if she'll succeed. Is that all right?

"But as it is....."

It costs money to get magic treatment. In a world where farmers have no money for treatment and where medicine is underdeveloped, there is little chance of survival.

As a magic experimental bench, if you can use healing magic for free, it will be called "Goji".

"So - do you agree to treat it for free as a magical laboratory bench?

"Yes..." "I just want you to use my magic." "In any case, this is..."

The peasants agreed to Anemone's magic experiment. I don't have her consent, but it's inevitable for an emergency.

Remove the Heal Magic Book from Item BOX.

"Damn, that's filthy."

Remove the tissue from the item BOX and wipe it first. Dirty tissues are trashed in the status screen.

I'll use the magic of cleaning.

"Oh, a new one?"

"Yeah! Clean!

When Anemone casts her magic, a black magic book full of dirt is wrapped in blue and white light - and when it's over, it looks a little more beautiful...

"Hmm? I'll do it again! Clean!

After all, I used magic about 3 times and finally stopped smelling. I see - if this life magic exists, I may not need an appliance.

Perhaps the rich hire magicians to use them instead of appliances.

When Anemone got on the cargo platform, she opened the Magic Book in front of the blanketed women. And as she began to unify her mind, a pale light gathered in front of her chest.

When the bell on the women's side jumped off the carrier, it came to me, so I knelt down and stroked you.

"All the roots of truth, give light to heal the wounded and the sick."

A dazzling little ball soaked into the immobile woman's body.

It looks like the magic is over, so I'll go up to the cargo bay and check on the woman.

"Nh ~, has your complexion improved slightly? But I don't know if I succeeded after a while."

I saw the magic of healing at Astrantia's grandmother's place, but the magic of healing (heel) in this world seems to be like this.

Like a game, suddenly dying is not resurrected or lost hands grow.

The spell of resurrection won't bring her back to life. I used magic on the rest of the women.

"Thank you for your help. Shall I give you guys a few minutes?

"And, of course not. You even used healing magic."

"Don't worry, the magic has turned into an experimental bench."

"But..." "Long live the vengeance of my friends and wife." "I see, rather than the victims, there are no injuries."

"Well, we all did our best to make the crusade a success. May I have some souvenirs?

"Why don't you make a collar with fangs like me?

The grandfather beast who interrupted the conversation pointed at the white teeth of the animal hanging on his neck.

"Hey, what a goblin fang..." "I don't know...?" "Hey, that's...."

Apparently, the goblin is a symbol of impurity and I don't want to keep it with me.

"Well, how about this one?

I bought a 2,500 yen chestnut and a 4,000 yen chestnut from Shangri-La. Does it take a lot of trouble to make it? It is expensive.

"Oh, what a brand-new piece of agricultural equipment." "Oh, what a splendid piece of work."

"I'll do whatever you want to reward me for helping you."

"Eh!? Are you sure?

Ah.

If one or two silver coins were to be used as a thank you, it would be between 50,000 and 100,000 yen in Japanese yen. I bought it at Shangri-La and it is cheaper there.

Besides, buying new agricultural tools in this world is all expensive at 100,000 to 200,000 yen per order.

Poor farmers who cannot buy farming equipment rent it from a shallow shop and pay the rent. Besides, if you break it, you have to pay for it.

Farmers are happier to receive high-quality new farming tools than silver - that is, WIN-WIN.

From Shangri-La, I bought 9 pigeons and 11 pigeons and gave them to the farmers. They seem really happy to have a brand new farming machine.

I'm impressed that I'm happier than I was when I defeated the Goblin.

"Hey, husband. I have a lot of amazing Summoners and amazing stuff, and I don't think I'll be separated from the Beast, so why don't you hire another Beast?

Talking to the peasants, a woman in her helper's three-haired fur rubbed over her body.

"Phew! What are you doing?

"Don't rub your body and smell weird!

"Ahhn, it's a lot better than those little girls....."

As I said so, I turned my hand around my neck, and when I stroked my jaw, my throat burst.

The woman points her ass at Kurli and comes with a long tail. I don't wear my underwear at Minisca, so I can see the whole gonyo.

"I've been told not to increase it any more. I can't do that."

When I stroke her tail, it gets tangled up in my hand.

It's going to be easier now.

"Sorry."

The three-haired woman shook her tail and walked away from me. At the same time, Murray and Nyamena flew in and hugged me.

"Uyah! There wasn't any carelessness or gap!

"Hey, Kurosuke, there you are. Delicious food, delicious liquor. They'll be nice to us, and they'll brush the fur. Any Beast woman is a fighter!

"Uh-huh! Can you brush me too? Isn't that a hit?!

"Hehe - of course, he hit me."

Such a good master, I'll split it with you too!

"It's definitely no good!

They strip their white teeth and try to rub their bodies against me with intimidation, trying to overwrite the smell.

I wondered what the "hit" they were talking about.

It seems that there are three types of men in this world.

One - a man who hates beasts.

Two - the Beast is against the Beast, but he's just a good-looking man.

3 - A man who likes beasts and loves them.

Apparently, I'm the third one to say "hit", which seems to be a small number. Huh? Really... so cute.

Fur is a fur, right? Belle, who came to my feet thinking about it, began to pee.

"Ahhh, you're no match for Mori Cat-sama!"

Unfortunately, a three-haired woman can't help but give up.

Anyway, everything's taken care of. I also collected the first drone I flew before I forgot and put it in the item BOX.

"All right, let's go back to the guild!

"" "Whoa!

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Get everybody on the truck and get back on the road.

When you arrive at the Alliance, it's a little past noon. Laying down the truck and getting everyone off the carrier, Primura picked me up.

Welcome back, Kenichi.

"" "Welcome back!!

The farmer's children, who were with Primura, greeted him well and hugged the adults who had returned safely.

"Oh, I'm home. You were worried?

"No, Kenichi can't lose a goblin."

"Well, I'm glad you didn't get hurt. Thank you all for your hard work."

When everyone enters the Alliance, they go to the reception. Place a jar with lots of ears cut from the goblin on top of the counter where the receptionist is.

"Hyi! Did you... destroy all the goblins?

"Exactly!

Anemone chests at the receptionist's words.

"Oh, when I counted them all, it was 53. Then we rescued three of the women who were in danger. Please help me - my magician used healing magic."

"Ah, um... what's the cost of the treatment?

"Hey, you bastard, why don't you carry it?!

Stop the Grandpa Beast, who tried to eat at the reception.

"... subtract from my reward"

"I understand."

I can't blame them. These cities aren't for adventurers, and the Alliance's operations are tough.

Conversely, the Commercial Alliance seems to be making money.

While examining the Goblin's ears, the Guild Master showed his face as he waited in the hall.

"No, I didn't expect to succeed in such a short time. The rumors were true."

"Well, I'm glad you didn't get hurt. I also paid for the treatment of the women who saved my life, so please take care of me until the end."

"I accept that."

The examination of the submitted slaughter site was also completed, and we received 9 gold coins (1.8 million yen) minus the treatment cost of the women.

From there, give one gold coin (200,000 yen) to each of the helper's beasts.

"Hehe, one gold coin in a day. That's good money."

"It's just one gold coin in such an easy fight."

If I crossed a dangerous bridge, I might be dissatisfied with one gold coin, but today was a dangerous battle.

I'm going to make a suggestion to everyone here.

"Why don't you have dinner in the backyard? Congratulations on a successful crusade."

"Are you sure?

Farmers boil in words they do not wish for.

"Of course."

"Can I have a drink?

The beasts seem to want to drink.

"Well, the sun is still high, so it's fine if it's a little bit. It's a celebration."

"Uhyo! Husband, I understand!

"Grandpa, don't get too attached to a good magician.

A woman beast mistakes Grandpa for a beast, but he doesn't seem to care much.

"I know how to do that, too.

I don't know.

"Well, two cups."

"My husband's liquor is strong, so that's enough."

When everyone asks for dinner, they want to eat curry. Curry is very popular.

After everyone had a meal, it was just a short celebration, but the peasants and the beasts went home drunk.

The time is around 3pm, but the villagers will not be able to arrive in the village in the light unless they return now.

It's a little late for us to leave for King's Landing now. I decided to spend another night in the guild's backyard and leave first thing tomorrow morning.

That said, we had more time, so we decided to tour the city's tool shops together.

However, I went around the store on several occasions, but I didn't sell anything obnoxious.

And then I sold the things I peeled from the goblins, but it was a lot, and all I had was a little bit of gold.

Well, just the gold and silver in the chest - and the magic book of healing (heel) - gave me enough of the original.

Nyamena is delighted to be equipped with a slightly finer sword that the little boss of Goblin had.

It must have been acquired by attacking some knight or something.

Counting the amount obtained, the gold coins and silver coins together amount to about 4.6 million yen - and the magic book. It seems that the Magic Book of Healing (Heel) will cost more than 25 gold coins (5 million yen).

Anemone got the Magic Book and declined minutes ago.

"This time, if we give up a minute ago, Lord Tiger's share will increase, so I'll take a minute and leave it with Kenchi."

"Hey, Kurosuke. If you don't take a minute, give it to me."

I hate it.

After all, Nyamena's share is eight gold coins (1.6 million yen). Well, it's bad for a day's earnings.

Almost all the silver was in Goblin's chest, so I gave her a few minutes in silver.

"Uhyo, I've never seen so much money wrapped up!

Good for you.

We've earned more by defeating Shaga ~

However, Nyamena seemed a little worried as she looked at a bag full of silver coins.

Bell is pounding her bag full of silver coins.

"Nyamena, what's wrong?

"Husband - can you put this money in my husband's item BOX?

"Oh, I don't mind."

Depositing it in the Adventurer Alliance account is a friendly system that can be recorded on your Alliance Certificate and your money can be lowered in any city Alliance.

If you want to use Alliance services in this city, you must register. The registration fee is one silver coin (50,000 yen).

Nyamena seemed to think the money was useless. I don't think we're going to be using an Alliance in this city in the future.

I hated being registered, and I got to work.

In the item BOX, you can create a folder and divide it, so you can keep Nyamena's portion there.

There's also a folder in Murray, where she kept it for a minute.

Kenichi, just take the deposit.

"I won't take that. Nyamena, if you want to increase your money little by little, invest in Primura's business when you return to Astrantia."

"Yes, but it is business that can make a loss, so it is not absolutely profitable."

Primura is modest.

"No, I'd rather ask a lady than do something with me, the Beast."

Well, there are still days to get back to Astrantia. You can worry about it for a while.

Everyone comes back to the guild and the sun is tilted and dinner is just around the corner.

We'll all prepare dinner. Let Annemone bake the bread by putting out a baker.

That's right, it was impossible to bake that many breads. Let Primura make me some soup and I'll bake the meat.

The tomatoes harvested in the field were left in the item BOX, so have them serve as tomato soup.

There's still curry left, but I'm really tired of curry. Anemone and the Beasts are fine with curry, but I'm tired of it.

"Primura, I'm sorry I had to deal with the kids."

"No, it was fun inside. But I didn't think it would be that hard to take care of a child."

Did you remember how it looked? The Primura is tight. Kids are like a little typhoon.

If there were so many of them, it would have been annoying.

"But when I taught you how to calculate and write, it was quieter."

"What did you teach the letters?

"How to write your name."

Farmers are usually unable to read or write. Even if you want to teach your children, you can't tell them because your parents don't know.

Exactly a negative chain.

The smell of cooking invited the guild.

"Don't be ridiculous. They took money from people and forced me into trouble."

"Ahhn, the guild here is hard to run."

The receptionist is crying...

"That's not what I knew."

"Hmm!

"I don't even know if I cry. Aren't you, like, 20 years old?

"... yes"

"Well then, no. Looseness"

"What's wrong with that?!

However, Gilmus lowered his head after breaking up with the crying receptionist.

"I am so sorry that I have forced you to do something impossible this time. It's an abuse of authority, but it's undeniable."

"Well, it seems that the management here is also painful, and even with a small budget, I want to help the farmers somehow - so I'm the one who stood up, right?

"That's right."

"I didn't take on a job for the guild either. I did it to help the peasants."

"Thank you."

Again, Gilmus drooped his head deeply.

"That's why we're in trouble too ~"

Again, the receptionist cried.

"You can't. Looseness"

"Why?!

A strange Primura came in between.

Well, isn't that nice?

"Then I'll take the gold: two bronze coins per meal (2,000 yen) and one bronze coin per cup of liquor (1,000 yen)."

"Okay."

Primura started negotiating with the guild staff, but yesterday, she must have heard from the receptionist who ate the food.

Everyone seems to be paying honestly - so I gave the guild staff the curry that was left on the item BOX.

"Delicious!" "This spice dish is the best! - Delicious! - I've never eaten anything like this!

The Guild staff admired the curry, but the Guild Master chose the same dish we were eating - a cheap brandy with liquor.

"Mm! Is this liquor...?

"It's a secret sake. It's originally the same as wine."

"This is wine and...?

"Husband, will you give it to me?

Nyamena, who doesn't have eyes on alcohol, wants to drink brandy, so I'll pour it a little.

"Fuhaa! This guy is as good as ever, hmm!

"So, if you fatten your tongue too much, it'll be tough later. You said so yourself."

"Mmm-hmm."

Nyamena is in trouble as she roars and drinks the brandy.

"No, you're right. Knowing this kind of alcohol makes drinking spicy from tomorrow...."

"This is retaliation for pushing me into a boring job. How are the women I helped?

"It seems you used healing magic. There's nothing special about life, but magic can't heal the wounds of your heart."

Well...

Looks like Anemone's magic worked.

I don't know if they're going back to the village.

"I saved a lot of women from a thug named Shaga, but about half of them didn't go back to the village."

You can leave the women to the Alliance Master. Then I'll get information from him about King's Landing.

King's Landing is just as weak as the Adventurer Alliance, and the Commercial Alliance seems to be thriving.

Well, I wouldn't call you an adventurer in a big city.

The disturbance lasted until late at night, when he took money and drank alcohol from the guild staff who were not coming home.

You guys, get out of here.