Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan Seikatsu

I was finally able to get to King's Landing and enter the castle, but the selfish princess pushed me.

I don't know what to enjoy - I'm hungry for interesting things and entertainment because I can't help it.

Now that the house has been installed, let's move on to the Nhamena hut.

When I got Murray's bed out, I started setting it up with the two Beasts.

They're always arguing, but here's the perfect Away. At times like these, there is a bond of kinship.

Even among rival tribes, they say they will unite immediately if a crisis beyond that strikes.

Next, install the toilet. I don't know how long it's going to be.

Dig a hole in the cylinder and install a toilet on top of it.

"Summon Yubo!

Sit in your seat and start the engine. When I moved and started digging holes, the princess came to my seat.

Along with the smell of flowers, the blonde hair in front of my eyes is bright, and the warm princess's body temperature is transmitted to the skin touched.

"What is this?!

"Hey, Your Highness, it's dangerous!

Getting close to the heavy machinery in operation is extremely dangerous.

"This is the Iron Summoner reported!

In a hurry, the princess' escort arrived, but he was scared and kept away from Yubo, who was roaring.

Steel buckets bury the dirt - just fill it up when you leave. So I decided to dig a little deeper.

"I see! Have you finished applying for Eupatrium territory with this Iron Demon Beast?"

"Hey, Your Highness. Would you mind stepping down?

"Are we done?

"Yes...."

I tried to get off, but the princess kept her hands around my neck.

Have fun, Your Highness.

As she couldn't leave, she had to literally embrace the princess and get off the heavy machine - naturally surrounded by an escort.

"You! How rude it is to feel comfortable touching your body!

The knight hangs his hand on a golden sword, removing a large polycarbonate shield from the item BOX.

The next moment, a knight's sword was thrown on a clear shield. Damn it, I really can't pull it off.

When I took the crossbow out of the item BOX, the blonde knight flew back and took a distance.

But when I was in Astrantia, my movements differed from those of the little knights.

It seems that the princess has been chosen as her escort.

"Mmm!

Blue light gathers in front of Anemone's chest, and the surroundings are dyed blue with overflowing light.

"Hey, hey, Anemone, wait!

"Flames of rage (fireball)!"

Before the magical flame reached the knight, the female knight broke in between.

"Holy Shield (Protection)!"

When the invisible shield blocked Anemone's spell, the flame sprayed. This would be magic like the backward compatibility of the supreme barrier (high protection).

A simple defense would be enough for a sacred shield. Now let's find the Magic Book.

Oops!

"Mmm!

Anemone has loaded the next round.

"Hey, Anemone! Wait here!"

"Both sides, hold the sword!

With the knight holding the sword, Anemone also stopped shooting the next magic.

"Was he a wizard at that age? What's your name?

The princess seems to have shown an interest in anemones.

"Anemone...."

Is it called anemone? My concubine is not Lilith. You can call me by my name. "

"Princess, Anemone is the great wizard of my family of adventurers."

"What, with the Great Wizard? What other magic can you use?

"... explosive magic (exploration) or healing (heel)..."

Anemone replied - it seems that the highest barrier (high protection) was concealed. There aren't many people who can use it, so it looks like it's high magic.

"What? Explosion? Hahaha! You heard me, Row! If the first bullet was Blast Magic (Explosion) instead of Fireball of Wrath, they were Class 2 Specialists!

The princess continued her words with a mean smile.

"Well, if this were real, they wouldn't have been able to protect their concubines."

"Kh...."

The knight on his knees has a very regrettable look on his face.

"Guards, leave Row, everybody back! Row, you better expose yourself as an incompetent man who couldn't protect his concubine!

"... as Her Royal Highness wishes."

Two knights vanished into the back. As far as I'm concerned, I'd rather stay with the knight than this blonde knight.

"I apologize for the disturbance, Your Highness. From now on, we're going to prepare the meal....."

"Why can't you treat my concubine?

"... are you going to be eating with ordinary people?

I don't mind my concubine.

The knights who lost against us won't say anything anymore. Completely as the princess says - it's a doll that only performs escort duties.

Now, what shall we cook? I asked Anemone, "Curry! I can only hear the voice.

And Primura seems to agree with the curry. Two Wesen and Bell were gone before long.

Where have you been? It feels awkward (first of all) when I wake up...

Not to mention, curry is popular wherever it is eaten, and royal people will never eat it.

Again, it is good luck to attack here in a curry where the status of justice is unwavering even in other worlds.

Get Anemone and Primura to help you prepare your curry.

Stir-fry the onions in bulk. Stir-fried meat and vegetables. In the meantime, I'm going to put a lot of vegetables into an anhydrous curry.

I made it occasionally when I was in the original world, but it was delicious.

Then we serve rice and cook rice. If you put the item in BOX, you can save it as it is cooked, so cook it in large quantities.

As she prepares her curry, the princess peeks with interest. I may not have seen the culinary landscape of ordinary people like this before.

Then Bell came from the shade, sucking his prey. A blue bird about the size of a pigeon. The head is stretched with a striped crown.

"Oops! Bell, did you catch my prey quickly - this is not the bird I keep in my castle?"

After checking with the princess, it looks like a normal wild bird living in the castle garden.

It's curry today, so let's put the bird in the item BOX. I'll open three cat cans for Belle.

When Belle started eating cat cans, Murray and Nyamena returned, but the same bird was held in their hands.

"How could you not have a bow?"

Their weapons remain in Item BOX. I can't let you wander around the castle with a weapon.

"It's a cuckoo trap." "That's right."

A beast is a child who gets caught making a trap. Because even if a child can't handle a weapon, if we can make a trap, we can catch the prey.

You really are a survivor-specific species.

"Is this how they always live to catch their prey?

"That's right. I usually live in the woods, so I don't have any trouble with prey."

"What? In the woods... are there monsters?

"Of course I do. I will hunt the monster and feed it."

"Mmm...."

The princess seems to be impressed.

"Would you like to take a look?

"What?"

I took out the male cave spider that remained inside the item BOX.

A giant spider covered in white crustaceans and hair appeared in front of the princess.

"Oops! What is this!?

"Your Highness, this is a cave spider."

Looks like one of the remaining knights, Row, knew the name of the prey.

"This is it! I've never seen anything like it! From now on, armor and other things will be made."

"That's right."

"All right, Kenichi! I'll buy this spider from the royal family."

"Is it true?

Hmm!

"Actually, this is a male, and there are also huge scalpels...."

"Whatever!

But I stopped serving scalpels because it was before dinner. I'm losing my appetite.

The spider was to be treated at a later date, and the curry was ready.

"It smells good! Is this spice soup?

"That's right."

"What's that white grain?

"This is a cereal cooking - I was going to provide the Princess with bread...."

"My concubine wants to try the white one."

"Yes, sir."

Now, the ordinary plates may be awkward (first) to serve to the royal family. Find expensive plates in Shangri-La.

I found a dish made by Ro Yarkopenha Ogen, whose name I also know.

The edges of the plates are edged in gold, and a picture of plants is drawn in the center.

One piece - what a 400,000 yen. In this world, it is likely to be worth more than 4 to 5 million yen and 25 gold coins.

A golden spoon made of patterned ceramics made by the same manufacturer - 200,000 yen per spoon.

"Hmm, this is a stunning dish and spoon...."

"Isn't it a great treat?

Yes, while saying so, put rice and curry on the plate of Ro-yarkopenha Gen.

Well, it's probably Ro, Yarkopenha, Gen, but it's probably Ma, but it's probably made by the Rosanjin, so there's no point in not using tools.

When they were ready and on the table, Murray and Nyamena started eating with a cushion on the ground.

That's right, he doesn't have the courage to sit in a seat with the royal family. I said I'd give you another table, but I don't need it.

"Milord, I can be proud for the rest of my life just by eating with you." "That's right."

They didn't seem to care, so we decided to eat.

The princess scooped the curry and gave it to the knight who came from behind. It will be poisonous for now.

But I've never eaten a brown drool, and the knight's face is distorted by fear.

Don't exaggerate - is it the princess's shield to be upset by this?

"Uhh... pahhhhh, yummy?

I see.

The princess who heard the words carried the curry in the spoon to her mouth.

"Mm-hmm... this is it! Delicious! It looks delicious, but if you put it in your mouth, the aroma of spices will really appetite you!

"We are skillfully combining more than 10 spices to create its flavor."

"This is fantastic and delicious! Do ordinary people always eat this kind of food?

"No, this is food for my hometown… In the cities of this country, spice guilds are wider and prices are higher, so it is difficult for ordinary people to eat this kind of food."

"M- I've certainly heard such stories before...."

"The beasts there love spice dishes, but they can't eat them even if they want to."

"I see... why can't you tell me about this combination of spices?

"I didn't create it, so the combination is hidden. But maybe if you were a cook at the royal palace, you could reproduce it."

I bought a can of S○ B red curry powder from Shangri-La and presented it to the princess.

Open the iron lid with a spoon to reveal the contents - of course, it contains golden curry powder.

"Hmm! That sounds interesting! These people are always saying that there is no food they can't cook. This may be a pleasant sight to see."

After all, the princess is chewing on the curry with a black smile. I wonder if you're really hungry for entertainment...

But the curry seems to like it. I am eating with a lot of momentum. I'm eating curry against anemones, too.

"Instead!

"Huh?!

"No?

"No, thank you very much."

Once again, serve rice and curry on expensive plates.

In the end, the princess refilled twice. Where is it in this thin body?

"Hmm... this is really delicious! I'm not satisfied....."

The princess is sitting in a slightly broken way and looking up at the sky, which has already begun to turn red.

"If the chefs of the royal palace can reproduce deliciously, they may become a specialty of the castle."

"Exactly! Kenichi, I liked the plate and the spoon. You want to buy it?

"Huh? Is that true?

"I thought you said you were a merchant or a seller?

"Of course, thank you."

I secretly asked Primura next door about the pricing.

"I think it's about 20 gold plates and 10 gold spoons...."

"That's the dish, 20 gold spoons."

I see... there is no such thing as a spoon made of gold and pottery in this world.

"Then I will give you the princess, the plates and the spoons, each with 20 gold coins. So how many..."

"Inside, it's not conscience. So let's buy 10 of these."

Points to the plates and spoons the princess is using.

Eh ~ 40 gold coins, 80 million yen... That's right, royalty, shopping like this is different - financial resources are different.

"Someone's here!

When the princess raised her voice - from nowhere - maids dressed in white frills and blue dresses appeared.

Hmm, that's the maid who works at the royal palace, all beautiful. I suppose you're keeping your voice out of sight at any time.

From here on out, I'm sure some of you will take care of the royal aristocrats and become mistresses.

I charge Shangri-La with the gold I got in the Count's Landing. I bought 10 plates of Ro Yarkopenha Gen and 10 spoons of gold.

But seriously, if you charge Shangri-La with gold coins like this and sell them to the royal nobles, the gold won't disappear from the market...

It seems that the maids carry the plates and spoons that appear on the table to the delivery room.

"Then take this spice powder to the chef. And tell her to make the same thing on her concubine's orders."

"Yes, Princess."

A maid wearing glasses who stood up a little bit better than other maids carried a red can of curry powder.

I have black hair wrapped around the back of my head and I can see the nose. Hmm, that's so colorful... that's nice.

But I'm staring at the maid, and the eyes of Anemone and Primura are pierced.

"I see - merchants aren't always liars. There must be a lot of gems in that item's BOX."

"That's right, but neither family nor wife knows what's inside."

"Many fears, Your Highness, are as your husband says."

I don't suppose you're dealing with prohibited items?

The princess looks at Giroli and me.

"It's a trade secret, so I can't answer it, and there's no way for anyone else to find out."

"Hmm... I heard there's no creature in the item BOX?

"That's right."

"So you can't kidnap people..."

The princess made a noise.

Well, I'm sure that's impossible, but there's a backwash.

"With the backwash?

Her eyes shine.

"I think I can put the item in BOX if I get suspended for magic or drugs. I've never tried it....."

"Hmm - so you can mix medicine with food and kidnap your concubine? But after taking my concubine, how do I get out of this castle?

"All you have to do is cross this wall."

I pointed to the tall walls near the house.

"What? How do we get past this height? Magic?"

When I took the princess to the walls, I took the scaffolding out of the item BOX.

"Scaffolding Summon!

Suddenly, the princess shouted in surprise at the jungle gym with the iron pipe appearing in front of her.

"What is this?!

"It's a scaffold made of iron pipes. Now, give me your hand."

As I told him, he pulled his hand and climbed the stairs of the scaffold, reaching over the castle wall.

And I quickly put away the scaffolding, but sooner or later, Anemone and Bell also climbed up.

"This way, the chaser won't be able to climb this, and if you step out of the scaffold on the other side, you can get down."

"This is amazing!

The view from the top of the castle wall is from the inside. Below the castle walls is a moat that surrounds the castle.

And the city of King's City, which dyes red at sunset, continues far away.

With the lights, I think the night view would be beautiful, but I think the kerosene lamp is here.

But in King's Landing, there may be magical lamps that I've heard about before.

"You! What are you going to do with the princess?

Below the walls, the knight of the guards who took the princess is calling.

"Hahaha! Row! If the concubine is taken away like this, it will be useless not to protect the princess, and his neck will be broken off with his torso!

"Kh...."

"Shouldn't it be better not to bully too much?

"Because he's a man of electorate thought. Sometimes it's better to lose to civilians and suffer pain."

You're kind of selfish, or are you thinking about your men?

"But even if we get out of here, there's a moat? What are we gonna do about it?

"There is a ship in the item BOX, so I will use it."

"Whatever! Everything's in there. - So? You want to take my concubine? You want me to strip you naked and have fun?

"That's right - my item BOX contains a lot of magic tools to bully women, so do you want to use them..."

"Hmm - so you're going to break my concubine's heart?

"But Her Royal Highness seems a little tough, so take a few months..."

"Then my concubine won't be able to return to the castle anymore. Are you going to go down to the field and be a comforter for all the filthy men?"

But this setting seems to have been heard somewhere...

"The Viscount Eupatrium said exactly the same thing. Is there such a story?

"Uhh...."

"Haha, it's a thin book that's out in the alley. I haven't been impressed to read such things since I was young."

"What do you say? In a few more years - my concubine will be married and I will be a child. It's too late."

Yeah, I see. A political marriage? The royal lord and nobleman are in trouble.

"From the outside, the royal nobles, who look gorgeous, are also in trouble."

"The only thing that looks beautiful is the outside! It's worse than Dob in there!

But Anemone broke into the conversation with the princess.

"Both of you are too attached!

When she broke her body and pulled them apart, she grabbed my arm.

"Whatever, in a good place. Isn't Anemone Kenchi's daughter?

"My daughter - I saved her from the bandits, so there's no blood."

"enough"

"In five years, we'll have Kenichi's baby!

"That's fine, Anemone - once you have a child, you can't be an adventurer?

"Uhh! uhh...."

I don't think a merchant would have a problem with having children, but an adventurer would have an awkward child.

It's like taking care of a kid and going to war.

"Did she teach you her magic too?

"No, my magic is proprietary (unique) and I can't teach people. So I bought her magic books and books about magic."

"Hmm... it's hard to give a strange child a magic book."

"Until then, her magical talents have been remarkable."

"Hmm, sure...."

When I was talking to the princess, it was getting dark around, so I decided to step out of the scaffold and go down.

When I get into the house, I'll put the princess to sleep.

After all, I searched Shangri-La for expensive bedclothes, but I didn't find them.

I prepared a white one-piece type with ruffles like those worn by Anemone and Primura.

"Wow! You're going to sleep with this on, right? I've never stayed like this before!

"Princess, are you sure?

"My concubine is also royalty. I'm confident in seeing people. And..."

The princess points to a round bell in the corner of the room.

"Forest cats never miss bad guys, do they?"

Is that how you see it...?

The shaggy princess still feels comfortable, but she can't share a room with an unmarried royal family.

I left it to Primura to go out - there was Potson and the Knight of the Guard sitting.

Are you here to escort me? It gets cold at night. Use this. "

I'll give you two blankets from Item BOX. Then I gave him curry and bread because he didn't seem to be eating.

But the knight turned his face to the side.

"No mercy!

"Ahh... well, if you like, eat it."

I lit a fire on the ground, pulled a sleeping bag out of the item BOX, and let my legs slip inside.

Then Nyamena and Murray emerged from the next cabin.

"Does your husband sleep outside?

"No way, I can't be with an unmarried royal family. I'm pretty sure my neck will fly."

Must be it ~

Nyamena wants to drink, so I'll give you a small amount.

I poured it on the knight, too, but I think I'll drink it.

"Mmm! This liquor...."

He was a knight who said he had bumps, but he started eating curry and bread.

Not at all honest.