Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan Seikatsu

"Ooh! Bath, bath, bath!

"Princess, don't skip too much hot water!

From the cabin in front of me, I hear the princess and the knight Cackyaufu.

The cabin on top of the treehouse is being removed from the item BOX and converted into a bathroom.

It's the same as when I asked for a waterway in the woods, but the bathroom is with the princess and the knight, and the maids who take care of them.

Even if the maid is with him, he is not naked and immersed in the bath.

The same goes for Primla, who teaches her how to use shampoo and rinse.

The Vicomte said to go in with him, but he would have been awkward (first of all) in a minor royal family. I doubt your purity.

That's right, if that happens, the King will target you too.

I was staying at the royal palace in King's Landing, but I had nothing to do, so I took on the task of killing the rats that were nesting in the basement of the castle with a light feeling.

But it turns out that a huge number of individuals live there.

Looks like a princess ate me.

Nyamena was complaining, but she got a little bit of a job.

But now that I've taken on the job, the princess has to come up with a convincing result.

And if you do a lot of work, you might get something of value from the royal family.

A princess and knight wearing bathrobes came out of the bathroom as they were hanging out for a night out in Nyamena.

Behind them are the maids and Primura.

The tables and jet heaters are already ready for the women who have come out of the bath.

"Lilith, use this magic tool to dry your hair."

"What, magic equipment?

When I switched on the jet heater, the hot air began to blow with a click.

"Oops! This is amazing!

"I might want this... because my hair won't dry out long."

"We are treasured to dry the furs of the beasts."

"I see...."

The princess stands in front of the jet heater - and the maids around her expose her hair to the hot air coming out of the silver cylinder.

"Princess, your hair..."

"Oops! My hair is so fluffy! Is it because of that chemical I used when I washed my hair?"

"That's right."

"Can you get this at the Mallow Chamber of Commerce?

"No, it's not commercialized because I'm the only one who can synthesize it."

"Mmm... but if it's a girl, she'll jump."

The Knight Woman seems surprised at the power of Lynns. Long hair will still work and look easy to understand.

When the princess and the knight enter the house with the maids, Primura takes a bath alone.

The Primura is calling for Anemone. The hot water has become warm, so it seems that it will be warmed up again.

The princess seemed to be staying at my house with the Knight Lady, and was completely turned into a villa.

"Hey, husband. How did this happen?

"Well, I don't know. The princess has turned you into a good toy."

That's right ~

"Listen to what I have to say, and we can go home once we've finished seeing His Majesty. That's a lot of patience."

"I'm not bored, but come on." "I miss being unable to hunt."

That seems to be the best thing for Murray. Nyamena did a lot of work in Astrantia, so she doesn't seem to specialize in hunting either.

After boiling Primura's bath, Anemone came out of the bath.

"Doesn't Anemone come in?

"I don't need it because I took a shower."

In front of the firewood, when you sit on the cushion, the anemone sits on top of it, and the two of you go round the blanket.

"We're going in too!

Murray also came into the blanket. As soon as the Beast enters, it warms up with a lid.

You can hear the jet heater when the three of you are still out there.

Looks like Primura got out of the bath. We need to get rid of the tools.

When the table and jet heater were stored in the item BOX, the front door of the house opened.

"Kenichi! Come here and tell me what they're talking about!

I'd like to say hello, but this is a valuable opportunity to get information on this country. I can hear things I don't know at the merchant level.

You shouldn't go nowhere.

Mmm!

Anemone is in a bad mood when the princess takes my time. But I have to fight you.

But in this narrow house, the princess and the knight and the maid. Me, Anemone, and Primla, they're packed.

"Hmm! Funny! Absolutely, that's an interesting story!

I talk to the princess a lot, but I'm worried about what kind of topic to talk about.

Religious stories seem a little dangerous, and there will be taboos.

For example, astronomy and geodesy. It may be dangerous to say that the world is round.

But I also heard from the princess about the situation in other countries.

Since the emperor is taking over from the neighboring empire and consolidating the faction's ground, it won't be dangerous for a while.

On the contrary, the Republic of Tuna is on the other side of the Empire.

I wonder if there is a republic in this world.

The village is managed by a unit called a community, and is said to be created as a self-sufficient unit that covers agriculture, industry, health care, education, etc.

Naturally, in order to do all this, it is impossible without a certain number of people, so people are forcibly gathered and relocated.

For example, if there is no doctor in the community, doctors and people who can use healing magic will be forcibly gathered and dispatched.

All Community products, sales, etc. are managed and operated as joint property, and are redistributed to all Community members after taxes are deducted to the State.

Seems like a great system at first glance, but not all of the good people that make up the community.

For example, doctors, educators, craftsmen, etc. who are not up to standard are often dispatched, which is driving chaos in the field.

And since development is proceeding through a predetermined annual plan, taxes will be collected accordingly.

However, if production lags significantly due to famine, accidents, etc., the number of members of the community will be reduced.

If the annual plan is not achieved, you will fall into slavery as a political prisoner, so you will have to sell off the village's property, and if you do, you will end up in bankruptcy even temporarily.

However, it seems that they are sending out a large number of hungry people without being able to escape even if they are broken.

It's a picturesque distopia, but rumors of invasion of the Empire and this kingdom persist to keep it out of the eyes of the people.

"That's definitely a bad country."

"That's right, it's a headache for my country. They still call it" Paradise on Earth, "so it's funny."

It feels exactly the same in any world...

"Is there no other minority in Tuna? Like an elf?

"Yes, tuna, even the elves and dwarves, are trying to add to the community."

"That's so rude."

The disobedient people have an army, but the elves and dwarves who live deep in the woods seem to be fleeing.

I can't really hear such a story from a merchant. That's royalty. She seems to be about 14 years old, but quite highly educated.

"Isn't it unusual to be able to have a reciprocal conversation with such concubines? And the horse laughs because he says he's a free merchant."

"Really?

"If it's not equivalent to the minister or the Praetor, it's strange."

"Kenchi is a wise man!

That's what Anemone said about us.

"What, with a wise man?

I'm glad Anemone didn't say God.

"People are joking, that's what they say."

"Mmm...."

The princess was thinking with her arms around her, but when she spoke too much, it seemed like she was getting worn out, so she cut it up on the way out.

But I also came out with Anemone.

"Don't you sleep in bed?

I'm with Kenchi.

I lie down with Anemone in front of the fire, but I feel uncomfortable.

I wish I had a sleeping bag to put in with... yes, the people who were staying in the car were using an air mat.

Search in Shangri-La now. It's rounded when it comes to storing it, and when it comes to using it, it's sold by someone who breathes air. It's about 4,000 yen per piece.

Plus, if you want to put the item in BOX, you don't have to vent any air.

Pouch.

Two rounded air mats fell off, so I opened them up and put some air on them.

Even girls can manage to breathe air. When I finished putting air in, I lined up two mats and fell down with Annemone.

"This guy might be good."

Maybe it's better than laying down a compartment. It's soft.

"Milord, if you have such a good thing, lend it to us." "Yah."

"Oh, yeah."

Buy 2 additional air mats. If the beasts had lung capacity, the mat would have swollen in no time.

Laying it on the ground, the beasts fell asleep.

"Hehe, this is good! Dayah ~

The Murray with the mat came to me and connected me to Anemone.

Now we can sleep together.

"Ahh! Hey, Kurosuke! Running away."

"The quickest winner."

Is that going to work?

Nyamena lined up a mat next to us to lose.

And then we all lay down - and sometime the bell came on top of me.

"Oh, it's Belle. It's heavy....."

Nyah

She is shaking her tail.

It's not jaaaah

Something good... flashed.

I bought 10 cardboard pieces about 50 cm from Shangri-La - 2,000 yen in a set.

I always get it at the supermarket, but it is quite expensive when I buy it.

When the bell was moved from above the stomach, the falling cardboard was assembled and the two were connected with gum tape.

"What do you say, Belle? Wouldn't you like a cat?

After Bell knocked on the cardboard, he stretched out and checked inside - jumped up and landed inside.

And it became rounded inside.

"Kenichi! What the hell is that?

It's a paper box.

Somehow, Murray was also intrigued, so I assembled the same cardboard that contained the bell.

Then Murray jumped into the cardboard.

"Whoa, this is warm!

That's what she said. She got round in the cardboard. What, the Beast likes cardboard too...

"Do you want me to make one for Nyamena?

Eh, ahhhhhh ~

I kind of want to deny it, but it seems like I can't defy my instincts.

In the meantime, when I assembled the same thing - Nyamena also laid an air mat in the cardboard and became round.

"Oh, really, it's warm."

Three giant cardboard balls lined up... what a surreal sight.

But Belle really likes cardboard, so he won't get on top of me.

"Anemone, why don't you sleep in there?

"I don't need it."

That's what she said and hugged me.

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--The next day.

When I get up in the morning, I prepare a meal. I have a princess, but Granola would be fine.

If it doesn't suit your mouth, let them drink instant soup. Have anemone magically boil the water and make boiled eggs again.

The maids are gathering from the castle and entering my house. You must be dressed like a princess.

When the meal was ready, the princess came out of the house. Unable to wait, the beasts are already sitting on the ground eating breakfast.

A princess came out of the house.

Good morning, Lilith.

Hmm!

"Excuse me for a quick breakfast this morning. Yes, because you can't eat a lavish breakfast."

"What is this?

Explain Granola to the princess. Unlike the others, I don't hate it because of its appearance.

Because it is royalty, it may be due to eating up the delicacies of Tsuzuura.

My explanation was there, and the princess carried the granola on the spoon to her mouth without poison.

"Hmm! This is crispy, fragrant and delicious. I can even eat in the unappetized morning."

"Even Lilith will have an appetite-free morning.

"That's true. Normally, there are only two soups in four soups."

Does that mean you don't have an appetite?

"This is delicious...."

The knight sitting next to the princess also ate Granola and murmured. It was popular with people in the city.

It should suit the human mouth of this world. The maids behind the princess look like they've eaten, but are they still interested?

After all, the princess ate four granolas and four boiled eggs.

"Is he still diving in the basement today?

"Yes, the show will be live from today. If the numbers are large, we will have to dive tomorrow."

"I'm counting on you.

"Happiness is thankful ~"

But the princess looks a little surprised.

"Are you sure you're not a former aristocrat? It's coming from other countries....."

"No, I'm just a civilian from a village."

"It's suspicious that a free civilian can have a conversation with his concubine."

"Actually, a strange grandfather lived in the woods, and I learned a lot from my childhood."

"Well then, it is possible that the old man fell into the city, and that he is a disciple of the wise man. In that case, the Tsuji will fit."

The princess seems to have managed to convince me in that setting.

Unfortunately, it's all you can do from your mouth, but isn't it a good setting? Now let's use this setting.

And then, looking behind, the beasts and Bell hardened again, looking in an uneven direction. Everyone is looking in the same direction.

"What's wrong? Do you have any other signs?

"Oh, husband. There's definitely something here." I feel a bit suspicious. "

Nyah

Bell seems to agree.

"What? Maybe a ghost or a lace?

"Milord, if it's lace, it'll have to be a dark place like a dungeon at night...."

I named the monster after him, but he seemed to understand.

"You didn't see that in the basement where the rat was, did you?

That's right.

For now, I'll check with the princess.

"Dear Lilith, Any sightings of ghosts or lace in the castle?

The princess looked as if she had been wondering whether to say it for a while, but opened her mouth, which seemed heavy.

"... actually."

"What about the maids in the back? Does it feel strange, or does it feel like someone is watching you?

"Um... Actually, that kind of thing happened quite a bit...."

"Hmm - the people who died to maintain this royal family are like mountains, and there will be countless people who died resenting it. It's no wonder the castle is full of ghosts."

"Holy shit....."

After all, like a castle in Ostro, I guess he died of a plot or something. We need to be careful.

I don't want to get caught up in such a thing, and when it comes to trouble, I'll do my best to back off. I'll never catch up with you if you run away in the car.

If we run into the woods, the army won't be able to do anything about it.

Breakfast was over, so we broke up with the princess and decided to dive in the basement again.

Primura and Bell are home again. There aren't many places for Primura to play, but it can't be helped. It's the right material.

Besides, she wouldn't want to dive in here with a rat.

Once again, he wears white protective clothing and dives underground.

Then the LED light on the head illuminates the underground passage.

"What a mess! - Oh, my God!

Nyamena and Murray screamed in the hallway.

"Ah, you guys are annoying. If I look at it, I know it's a rat carcass."

Countless black corpses burying the aisle. The rats that survived are jumping.

I wonder if any of them are still alive...

Buy a big sack of hemp from Shangri-La. It is a large bag about 1m in length. The garbage bag that I used in Japan will tear.

For 400 yen each, I would buy about 20 pieces... If you have 1000 pieces, 10 pieces for 100 pieces per bag and 20 pieces for 50 pieces - well, that would be enough.

And to pick up the rat, I buy a fire bass. It's dangerous to touch with your hands.

Buy something with a wide grip on the tip instead of a regular fire bass. It's a little higher than the normal one for 1400 yen, but this one would be better.

"Here's the bag. And pick it up and put it in a bag. Don't touch it with your hands. There may be poison left, and the rats are sick."

Yes ~ Got it Yeah!

"Anemone, don't overdo it because it's heavy. Just put it on the floor and put the rats around."

"Okay."

Her powers will make it impossible to carry a sack of rats.

Then, one after the other, the body of the mouse is picked by fire and pushed into the bag.

It seems that there are only about 50 animals in one bag. It's a bit big. Well, if you don't have enough bags, you can buy them from Shangri-La again.

Three or four rat-filled sacks of hemp are added to the donkey item BOX.

"I can't think of anything that could be poisoned at all. I was afraid of my husband."

"So Lord Tiger is going to get out of under Kenchi?

"I didn't say that!

I was a little anxious to hear Nyamena's words, but I don't think I'm going to get out.

It was called bumps, but I went into the narrow alley and screamed.

"Wow!

"Nyamena, what's wrong?!

Running under her, there were two giant rat carcasses.

"I knew you were still here....."

"Kenichi! There's a big one rolling over here too!

Seriously. How many of them are there?

Put the giant mouse corpses in the item BOX one after the other. Five in all.

All the ethylene glycol in the washbasin was gone, so maybe it worked.

And all the sacks containing the carcasses of mice were 14.

But the rats are still running around.

"In this case, there may still be big ones. Let's scatter the poison again."

"Come on, let's do it thoroughly." "That's right." "Yeah."

When I bought Rodenticide and Ethylene Glycol again at Shangri-La, they all began to fall apart in the aisle.

It took about three hours to recover the carcasses, but the rats were considerably fewer, so the poison roses went well and ended in about an hour and a half.

"Haha, is this such an easy job?"

"With Kenchi, it's easy, doesn't Lord Tiger understand that?

"That's all I know!

"Hey, don't fight! The rest is tomorrow."

"Uhhh!" "Hmm...."

Nyamena is sighing.

"Wow, that's a lot of rats."

Anemone is peeking into a sack of rat carcasses.

"That's true. There will be too many. That way, the castle will be full of rats."

"Damn, that princess. If you're not my husband, you're going to die."

Nyamena leaked a complain as she stared at the rat.

"I think so too. The Alliance won't refuse, and I can't help it."

That's right ~

The rest is tomorrow. We decided to go out for lunch.