Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan Seikatsu

We have reached an elf settlement in the abyss of the forest.

As I thought, they are blonde, tall and thin. They have long ears and beautiful men and women.

Is the difference between fantasy and reality a little familiar?

It's basically an exclusive race, but once inside, it changes.

--First morning in an elf settlement.

When I got out of bed, the elves peeked through the window.

"Wow!

It's like a zombie movie stuck to a glass window, and it's in a hurry.

How unusual is it?

After all, he locked himself up and slept, so he couldn't get in.

The elf's house was a piece of cloth pepper like Goza. I don't think that was a crime scene, but what's going on?

Something like a magical union?

Move the elves stuck to the door and get out.

"Fuaaa!

A big stretch gives you a view of the neighborhood.

Arrived at night, so I didn't know what was going on around here, but the lake was approaching just next to the settlement.

The morning sun is beautiful with sparkling reflections on the lake surface. I was able to grasp the status of the settlement, but everyone was digging a hut made of grass.

The chief's house was the most splendid, but it must still be a hut to dig up.

That's enough, so we're probably building our own house.

A short distance away, you can also see a woman making dried fish from a lake.

I suppose the people who are gathered with me are the ones who don't have a job. Looks like you've got plenty of time.

I was surrounded by about a dozen elf men and women.

"You're noble in the kingdom?

"Ah, it's Hamada Border, nice to meet you."

"I don't feel like a nobleman at all. Only the nobles seem to be more powerful."

Yes, I'm going to dry up and die soon.

Well, given the life expectancy of the elves, it's only natural that it looks like that.

"I don't know much about elves, but how long does it last?

"Huh? A thousand years on a single calendar?

"That's right....."

After all, you've lived a long life - that means that all these people here are grandparents.

I've lived like this for 1,000 years... and I'm going crazy, but is that a difference in values?

"Are we building our own house?

"Of course, we'll build it together."

Nearby - a blonde short-bob shines in the morning and an elf woman tells you.

All the women are slender, and no one seems to have big tits.

Hair - long, short, braided and varied, but all blonde.

"Do they weave their own elf clothes?

"Yes, blue and green are beautiful, right?

They weave, dye, and embroider themselves.

I've been doing the same thing for hundreds of years, so whatever happens, nature and veteran craftsmen turn pale.

"Are the fish dried there, the trout?

"Hmm, I don't know what people are saying..."

I put out the rainbow mass that was in the item BOX.

"Isn't this it?

"Oh, yeah. This!"

"Even in my territory, they make fumigated dried goods. There must have been some samples left."

Find the list of items BOX. There is no limit to the capacity, so everything is overpacked.

Perhaps it would be better to sort it out somewhat - while leaving it behind.

I removed the smoked salmon from the item BOX.

"Here it is. It's delicious inside.

"Yeah? Is this raw?

"Because it's dried and fumigated, I think it's half grown. I sell it all over the city, but I've never had an accident."

Remove the knife from the item BOX, cut it a little and put it in the mouth to show it.

"Yeah? What? This knife is amazing!

You ate a knife instead of a smoked salmon.

"It's beautiful! Did you cut this out of an iron plate?

Well, that sounds like it.

I put out a stainless steel knife that was cheap in Shangri-La, which was also used in the former world.

The blade part and pattern are integrated.

"Wow!

"This metal is special to the dwarf and rust-resistant."

Of course it's a big lie - the eyes of the elves looking at the knife are sparkling.

"If you want, I'll wholesale a few..."

"There is no kingdom currency here....."

If you're a woman, you can pay with your body.

Yeah? I wonder what to do ~

I was just kidding, but the women are jerking off with red faces.

Is it a species that doesn't have much of a barrier?

As the elongated, supple body of the elf enters your eyes, you will clearly decide whether you are aware of it or not and how to pose in a fantastic manner.

In the woods, a temporary avanture wasn't bad - when I was thinking about it, I heard voices from behind.

"Huh? You've been talking funny since the morning?

Lilith, wearing a pink nightgown, came out of the container house looking moody.

"Good morning, Lilith. I'm just kidding."

"I don't know... well, it's also the nobility's preference to hold a woman by hand. I won't deny it."

I don't like to hear about handcuffs and such. Normally, it's about the price of the product. "

Hmm.

I won't deny it, but it means I'm angry.

Of course, I have a family here, and I'm not going to touch the elves.

Elves watching Lilith hit her gavel.

"Oh, I see. That's your hobby, nobleman."

"Hey, wait, wait. What kind of hobby is that? In the kingdom, it's normal to marry at her age."

"Hmm?! It looks so small, but at that age?

Hi, it looks like Lilith is a great kid in Elf's eyes.

"Of course. At her age, it's normal to have a child."

According to the common sense of the former world, it is quite young, but it seems normal here.

Many men and women, both civilians and aristocrats, have children who are married.

"Really? I had another little kid, but he's a kid, right?

"She's a wizard, not that kind of relationship."

"Are you a wizard?!

"Using the explosive magic" Explosion ", you're my great magician.

When I was talking about Anemone, she came out of the container house with her eyes rubbed and hugged me.

I saw it, and Lilith hugged me.

……

The eyes of the Elves' suspicions all at once turned towards me.

Ugh

At that time, the container house door opened and the beasts woke up.

"Good morning, husband! - Nyah!

The bell comes out of the open gap in the door and tries to pee on my leg.

"Sleep with the beast and the forest cat...."

"Uh-huh, not just anybody."

The male and female elves are looking at me with their arms around them. He has a subtle face that makes it difficult to judge whether it is contempt or respect.

I found it difficult to make excuses and gave up explaining.

"What are the elves saying?"

Of course, my family doesn't understand my conversation with the elves.

"There seems to be a lot of things I want, but I'm telling you because there's no price."

"So? You were thinking of taking the elf girls for consideration?

"I didn't propose anything."

Well, I was the first one to make a joke.

"Sure, because elves can't have the currency of the kingdom. You can't think of your body as a consideration."

"Yes, it is."

"Nothing - I don't mind my concubine? If we can negotiate with other species, we can't beat it. It wasn't much longer than it was going to be a battle."

That's the royal princess who does politics.

"Bye! I understand, but you're not convinced?!

Lilith stared at me with a scary face. Angry faces may resemble Amaranthus.

That's a relative.

"You don't have to lift your eyes so much to understand. I wish there was something else to consider ~"

"I didn't lift anything else!

"It's normal to give a woman to make a friendly relationship with another race or country, isn't it?

"That's... that's right..."

"If you don't give away a woman and you only have one body, it's cheap."

"And I don't think this is the same story!

Lilith was angry and turned to the side, so she hugged and calmed down.

The elves who saw it are secretly talking again.

"Anemone, let's get dressed and prepare dinner. Bake me some bread."

"Yeah."

When you remove tools and tables from the item BOX, the elves gather to wonder if it's unusual.

This is a rare sight, so I took the camera and shot the elves.

The elves seem to be doing the same thing every day in the woods, so it's probably time to go back.

I'm going to ask you a few questions.

"If you're interested, I'll give it a try. It's normal to give a gift as a sign of friendship."

"But... I don't owe anybody anything..."

All the elves meet face to face. It may have happened in the past to be so vigilant.

Among them, a man came forward.

"That's why it's really cheap if you're going to do this with your BBA body."

"Ugh! These men! Go away!

"That's right! You'll never know what to decide!

"Oh my God, it's true that it's a BBA."

Well, we're all a hundred years old, so there's no doubt it's BBA.

"By the way, are you under 100?

The women answered my question immediately.

"You're not here right now. I haven't had a child in a while."

The elves of the cheeks told me about their tribe.

"Elves go to other settlements when they're 100."

"Don't let the blood get thick?

"Yes, you do."

"- Does that mean there are no parents or children here?"

"Ufufu, soyuko ~"

Are you going to slowly increase or decrease in hundreds of years? What a long story.

Well, let's forget about that and have breakfast - I'm hungry.

With the magic of anemone, you can smell the good smell of bread.

"Is that bread?

The elves are also intrigued by the black doughnut baking machine.

Surrounded by big elves, she seems to have a hard time doing it.

"Come on, if you want some bread, you want some of my bread?

I bought bread from Shangri-La and offered it to the elves.

I always buy it because it is bread. Slightly snoring or collapsing, it is far superior and sweeter than bread in this world.

"Uhh... uhh"

She said she ate it, but she won't do anything about it.

"I don't think I'd refuse anything so stubbornly. There's nothing in there.

When I opened the plastic bag, I picked a piece of bread and took a bite.

"See?"

"Milord, give it to me." "Me too!

"Ah! Already! It's going to bake soon!

"It's okay, Miss Anne. It's okay to eat about one." "Nyah!

Do you think there's something behind us who are generous and trying to give us something?

"Mom, please explain this to these elves. It's just a favor. There's nothing to be done."

I asked Bell to mediate with the elves.

Nyah

As Belle walks a little further away, the elves circle around it.

The Elf warriors convinced me to do something about it.

Since the anemone bread was baked, we decided to make breakfast.

Instant soup with milk and granola. It's not a hassle and has a good reputation, so whenever it's easy, it's always this.

It is normal for those who are short to eat boiled eggs.

When we're eating granola, Belle comes back, so I'll give you a cat can.

The elves followed her.

Nyah

"Thank you."

I'll dress you up with the black fur of a bell.

"So you're not going to give it as a gift, force it to become a colony, or take the land?

Ahh--is that what you were worried about? I think she told me, but I'll never do that, so don't worry. As Lord Hamada, I hereby declare. "

Nyah

Bell also replied.

"Bye....!

Gather around and reach out to the bread plates one after the other. Instead, I stuck my finger in my granola plate.

"Hey, hey!

"Oh, is that some kind of milk in white?

The elf of his chest is licking his finger.

"No milk? Touching any taboos?

Because the bread ran out quickly, I bought additional bread from Shangri-La.

"Hmm, I don't have that kind of diet...."

If the milk is no good, that's the only way.

I bought conditioned soy milk from Shangri-La.

Seriously, soybean milk doesn't smell like soybeans and I could drink it, but it should be delicious.

Pour the soy milk into the cup.

"This will do. Drink it."

"Eh? Isn't this some kind of milk?

"This is a squeeze of bean juice."

"Beans? Really?"

Ah.

A woman's elf perhaps puts his mouth on the cup.

"Ah! It's really not milk. It tastes like beans, but it's delicious!

"Really!?

True!

We are all drinking together, but it seems to suit our mouths.

I also gave them a table and opened the granola on a deep plate for the number of people.

"It was crushed by kneading tree nuts and fruits into wheat. You can eat this, too, right?

The elves are picking Granola and putting it in their mouths.

"This is delicious too!

"Delicious! It certainly contains dried tree nuts and fruits"

"This is how you dip it and eat it."

When I ate Granola, the elves started eating it.

"This is crispy and delicious!" It's so sweet! "

"It's nice to have teeth, and this white juice is not beans... but it's really not animal milk."

They can't stop laughing at how delicious it is.

While watching the elf meal, Lilith pulled my sleeve.

"Kenichi, my concubine wants to drink that bean juice...."

Hoi

When I poured it into the cup, Lilith stared at it, but she put her mouth on it.

"Oh! Sure, this isn't animal milk! How unusual!

"Unusual" - here, you guys want a drink?

"Milord, I can't believe it's insect juice..." "Hmm?

"No, really, it's just a refinement of the bean juice."

The beasts probably have a mouth to mouth.

"Seriously, it's not milk! - Nyah!

I also drink soy milk with Anemone.

"It's delicious, but the aftertaste is bean soup."

"I went out of my way to do something like this...."

"Some people hate animal milk."

"Certainly, even the nobles have heard such stories. If I drink it, my body gets a rash."

Hah, looks like you have allergies in this world.

I wonder if it won't heal with magic.

"When it comes to extremes - animal milk belongs to the child of the animal, not to the human being -"

Well, that's not so bad.

"Besides, animal milk is white, but it's the same as blood."

"Really?

Lilith is surprised, but milk is made from blood.

"Heh! I can't believe there's someone who knows that alone."

The elves were surprised to learn that milk and blood were the same.

"You can't rinse animal blood every day, can you? That's why elves don't drink animal milk."

My titty elf smiles at me while drinking soy milk.

Elves may be a little more advanced in science than ordinary people in this world.

Well, with a lifespan of 1,000 years, I guess I could do a lot of studies and research...

We were all having dinner - I remembered what I promised Elves last night.

"Speaking of which, last night you promised me a bee boy."

I put a bee child and eggs on the elves' table.

"Uhh!" "Nyah!

Our beasts turned their faces unexpectedly, but the elves gathered.

"Wow, a fine larvae! Can I have this, too?

"Oh, I made a promise to an elf warrior last night. I wonder if it was Mycela."

"What the hell! It's not like we were stupid."

"Gotcha! Now let's make some soup!

Looking at the elves' cackyaufu, it looks like they're eating normally.

"Do you always eat these things?

"Very rarely. Even if you break down the nest and pick it up, it'll rot before you eat it all up...."

Yes, the item BOX is good.

"The item BOX contains all the bee children you took, right?

"Oh, it's got adults in it."

I put an adult on the table.

"Wow! What are you gonna do with this?

"I was thinking of researching whether it could be used as a material. And if you soak it in alcohol, it can be used as a nourishing agent."

Hee ~

The bee soaked in alcohol and honey was sold, so it should be effective, but elves don't seem to have that culture.

And what is it... Propolis? It should also be included.

It is unclear whether a different world bee contains Propolis, but there is room for study.

"Does the elf have a liquor culture?

"I have fruit liquor and honey liquor (mead)... but it's precious..."

"If it's beer, I have it, too."

I bought 2,000 yen a bottle of honey from Shangri-La.

Pouch.

It fell from a golden bottle of liquor.

"Here, this is the honey wine."

"Wow!" "Beautiful! It's in a glass bottle!

"Can I have a drink?

"Of course."

The elves emptied the cup from which they were drinking soy milk and began pouring golden wine.

"Sweet!" "This is honey! - But alcohol!

"Hey hey! If you go to the city, you get this kind of alcohol?

"No, this is a precious liquor I have, so it's not for sale in the city."

Drinking, the man's elf also joined the conversation.

"Hamada territory? You think you can get it if you become a citizen there?

"It's not obvious, but you need a price to buy something. I wish the elves had something to pay for."

"That's right...."

Nodding, the elves are drinking honey wine.

He liked it so much.

"Here, I'll do the knife you wanted. Can I have about 10?"

"Wow, beautiful!

"Ten?

"It's okay, Elves. Everyone uses tools."

Elves seem to share everything but a handful of personal belongings.

All houses and tools are shared property. If it breaks, everyone will fix it and make something new.

There is no concept of a couple, sleeping with anyone - and of course, when a child is born, we all raise it.

"When I see something like this, I think it's good to be a citizen."

The elves are scratching the knife I gave them on a leaky day.

"But if you become a people, you will be integrated into the kingdom's economy - and that could transform your culture...."

"That's right."

There is a low voice that has never been heard before.

The Elf Chieftain came to the table.

When she gets alcohol from the women, she slightly puts it in her mouth and looks at the knife.

"I don't want people dyeing my culture. We have our doctrine."

I was surprised by the alcohol, but I was a little upset about showing off people's culture.

The elves must be embarrassed to yearn for people's cities.

"I'm sorry about this. It was just a sign of friendship."

When the chief came, the breakfast party was held there, and the elves dispersed.

I took charge of the bee child, so I suppose I'll cook. Talking to the chief, he says he can give the ring tomorrow morning.

Then we'll leave tomorrow morning.

Nyamena came to me.

"Um... Milord..."

Well, I know what she wants.

"It's only a little early in the morning."

I'll buy an extra bottle of honey from Shangri-La and pour it a little over Nyamena.

"Hehehehe! Sweet! It's like honey!

"Sweet!? I want a drink too."

"Maybe we can drink in Murray without drinking."

I poured it into a mullet cup and started drinking it deliciously.

"Uh-oh! This is so sweet!

"Well, then, my concubine." "Me too."

"This guy's a little drunk. Just a little bit."

I'll give Anemone and Lilith a drink.

"Wow, honey!" "This is brilliant again - this could be used for sweets."

"Ah, I'll give it to Sambaku-san and he'll make me a nice treat."

Uh-uh, it's not fun.

There's nothing I can do when I'm done eating.

I have time until tomorrow morning, so I'll go fishing in the lake and relax.

We then surveyed around the lake. Well, it would be nice if you could relax so much during your journey.

Tomorrow, we have another harsh journey ahead of us.

--And at night, after dark, we eat dinner. The settlement seems quiet and unusual.

Like a welcome banquet - I was not good at that, but I was relieved to know what to do.

Bake and eat dragon meat.

The elves didn't stop by, but a woman brought me a white soup.

There are tree nuts in the thick white soup.

This is the bee boy's soup.

That's right.

In the words of Nikoli and laughing elves, the beasts are pulling, so I drink with Lilith.

"Oh, sweet and delicious. There's a little saltiness in it."

But it's a little different from the bee child dish I remember.

It shouldn't taste so good - there can't be any chemical condiments, and is it using magic?

The nuts in it are boiled, slightly sweet and chestnut-like.

It feels like 100% protein, high protein and low calories.

"Well, this isn't delicious again. I've never had a soup like this."

Well, it's not normal to have a giant bee kid soup - let alone a dish made by an elf.

In such a deep forest, it is a rare dish to eat.

Lilith and I watched and Anemone sipped the soup.

Sounds delicious. I'll have to study the bee boy's soup when I get back to Sakura.

It seems that the elves do not come near because they do not eat the meat of the beast.

It is said that the usual source of protein is insects, which sometimes eat meat, but it seems that there are many birds at that time.

After dinner and rest, four or five elf women come and pull my hand.

I'm trying to take you somewhere.

"After all, it's disgusting not to thank you for anything!"

"Yes, the bee kid was delicious too."

Lilith and Anemone stared at me, but I was pulled by the elves.

Thanking you doesn't mean you fart.

It could be something else.