Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan Seikatsu

Flying at the transfer gate, we met elves in a deep forest.

According to the information they have, this is the border of the Republic.

That's what I was thinking, but I didn't know it was true.

We don't have any information about the Republic, and we'll be working with the elves for a while to gather information.

As a testament to our friendship with them, we were to offer Cocatrice.

It seems that it cannot be dismantled unless there is water, so we go to the nearby river.

"Go ~ Nice ~!" "Ooh!Ha-ha!

The elves in the back seat of my car are making noise.

This is the young elf and the sauerk-eyed elf that I first contacted last night.

I also noticed that the elves I met before were closer to each other, but not just the tribe, but the whole elf felt like this.

The elves have no notion of personal property, everything belongs to the tribe.

Even if there are tools, it is a shared property, so it seems that anyone can use it, and this is what it will look like.

Well, judging by our feeling of being alone, we're a little too close and too reluctant, but we can't help it because we'll be taken care of in the village.

When you enter your hometown, you must obey it.

Next to the car, the beasts are following us.

I'm sure the elves are confident in the speed of the forest movement, but at speed, the Beasts are good enemies.

After a short drive, I saw the river.

It flows loosely in a fairly large river, and the river is about 100 meters wide.

There was also a river near the village of the previous elf, and the proximity to the water source seems to be quite important for deciding where to live.

I parked my car on the bank of the river, but it was maintained by mowing grass as if it were my usual use.

No, because I'm an elf, I wonder if I can't grow grass with magic.

I got out of the car and put it in the item BOX.

"I got it!" "I got it!"

The two elves are smiling with joy at the speed of the car.

"Uhyo!It's a big river! - Nyah!

The place where the Beasts look at the river is just like the bay, with piers and boats.

Are we going to cross the other shore?

"Can I get a cocatrice out of here?

"Well, wait till my people get here."

Got it.

After a while, Nyamena arrived.

"Husband, I've come up with something good!

"What?

"If you go down this river, you can go to the sea, right?

Ah.

"From there, why don't we go to Odamaki along the coast?

"Oh? You're still a genius to notice that...."

"Nooo...."

It is unusual for Nyamena to twitch and shine.

"Should I stop him?

It was the same-eyed elf who challenged Nyamena's opinion.

"Is there a problem?

"Oh, the river is full of slimes."

"I know that.The Kingdom's wetlands are also slimy.There is also a way to avoid slimming. "

"What? How do you do that?

Looking at their faces, it seems that the elves here don't know how to avoid the slime.

"The proof of friendship is paid for in Cocatrice, so any other information needs to be paid for?

"Shit! What do you mean, in exchange for information about geography?

All right, here we go.

According to Elves, there are large monsters living downstream.

There are plenty of fights on land, but fighting on the ship is unfavourable.

There are only four of them now.

On the other hand, it seems to be quite a long way across the river, but there is only one village.

"Are you doing business there?

"Ah, wheat flour and salt occasionally... but it's a poor village, so it's always like it used to be.It's hard to make a deal. "

I thought this area was untapped, but it seems that there is a pioneering group in the Republic.

I got the information, so I'll show you how to avoid slimming.

I took Golem's core from Item BOX.

"I can avoid the slime by continuing to cast a faint spell on him."

"Like this?

"Doesn't the elf use golem?

"I don't want to use it - but if that's the case, I have something to replace it."

Elves use magic across the grass.

The blue grass turned brown.

Sitting in the sand on the banks of the river, you tie a rope with flowing hands.

Soon after the rope was finished, the man barely rolled the hem of his clothes and started pissing on the rope.

They say golden water, but the elf is transparent.

I don't know if it happens or is it always transparent.

"Hey....."

It seems that it is the elves who do this kind of thing safely in public.

In front of the child, Annemone stared at the scene from behind me.

He is interested in what he is doing.

"Here it is!

Give me the elf dripping rope.

"Whoa, whoa!

"Hyah! - Uh-huh!

With me, the beasts will jump.

No matter how different the culture may be, it will be a bit difficult to react.

"Oh, the elf excrement doesn't smell weird like a human."

"Oh, is that so?No, but give me a break. "

"Well, no. If what you're telling me is true, it should work too."

According to the man, the elf excrement contains traces of magic.

When we're confused, the rest of the elves come and the man runs there.

I was explaining something with a dripping rope, but the elves began to scatter together.

"What the hell is going on?"I have no idea what an elf is thinking."

If you suddenly take something out of your groin and start using it, it's just a pervert.

Everyone doesn't understand the words of the elves, so I guess that's how they feel.

"He says the rope has a slime avoidance effect."

"That's right!

Anemone also seemed to understand Elf's behavior.

I guess I'm the only one who understands their words.

After a while, the elves found a clear slime to chase them away.

"Oh, you were looking for a slime to experiment with."

Originally it is transparent, but it is covered in sand and I know its shape well.

I decided to go there, too.

"Are you going to experiment with that slime?

"If that's true."

"It's true."

Give Anemone the core you had in your hand to inject a little magic.

Well, I can do it...

"This is originally the core of Golem, but when we get close to him..."

The slime soaked away.

"" "It's true!The slime is escaping.

"Of course, I'm putting this on the ship and actually using it as a slime avoidance."

"That's where my guy comes in!

As the man approached the rope, the slime began to escape just like the core.

"" "Ooh!"" "" I can't believe I can avoid slimming in such an easy way!

He said, "You should keep your morning clothes."

The elf leader who was there yesterday is also here.

When I saw you catching up with something downstairs - elementary school boy!I'm going to want to add a slime, but if I can avoid slimming, can't I sell "elf water"?

"Hey, how long does that last?

One of the elves answered my question.

"I think I'll lose my magic gradually, so maybe half a day?

"You can catch it again around lunch, right?

A woman's elf says such a thing without worrying.

"Ah ~ I see.You didn't hate pissing on the slime, but you ran away from magic. "

"I did it too, haha"

The elves seem to have scored on Slime's behavior, but it won't sell if they only hold it for half a day.

Avoid slime.

We're here for the purpose of giving you the Cocatrice.

Remove the white monster from the item BOX and it will splash up.

Ooh ~

In the meantime, the elves promise to dismantle, so I'll leave it to them.

The elves began spraying bashabasha and water around the cocatolis.

"Are you going to wet the cocatolis?

"Ah, wet and then magically chill."

"If you're gonna get wet, we're gonna do it."

This is Anemone's turn.

Throwing the Golem Core into the river activates her magic and brings blue light to the river.

Water gathered around the core, lifting up like a clear, giant slime.

"" "Ooh!

"Is that little girl doing it!?-I 'll do it sometime!

Elves are also amazed by the magic of anemones, with the rising water covered over the cocatolis and large waves pouring down the riverbank.

The white feathers got wet.

"All right, we're on."

On the call of the leader, elves gathered around the Cocatrice and began to use the magic of cooling.

There is a lot of blue light in the sky.

If there were any elves that could use this much magic, it would be cold in no time.

When the cooling was complete, the elves began to flock to the white monsters.

Raise your sword and rip the belly of Cocatrice open, and the red guts spill into the water.

"Don't hurt the toxic glands!

The leader is flying instructions to the elves to work, so let them take a tour nearby.

"How does the poison of cocatolis petrify work?

"This is a combination of poison and magic."

"Heh, so you're saying there's a poisonous gland?"

"Exactly, if you get scratched and poisoned, you can't eat meat."

"Even elves eat the flesh of birds, don't they?

Ah.

"This guy's tail is a snake, but what about snake meat?

"Sometimes. It tastes like a bird, so I don't feel uncomfortable."

Well, birds seem to branch off from reptiles like dinosaurs.

It's an ancestral bird and a feathered dinosaur that you can see in the atlas.

The elves gradually dismantle the cocatolis with their familiar work.

All beautiful men and women can use magic, and have high intelligence and exercise ability.

It's the ultimate bipedal creature, but I don't hear anything about ruling the world.

Rather, it is a culture that keeps us away from the human sphere of life.

Probably not interested in that.

Speaking of peace, it seems like a life without any new progress.

I asked the elves what was bothering me.

"Is elf always like this?

Well...

"Since when?I've heard that only 1,000 years have passed since people colonized this land..... "

"Ha, it's been 1,000 years since this country and the kingdom before it was created, but it's been colonized and destroyed before that."

"Well then, the elves have been watching it from afar...."

"When you think that only people have spread like wildflowers, they bloom and scatter.And back to the fields. "

An elf man is stunned with his hands open.

"Ah, it might look like that from the elves... how long have they been here?

"We..."

They say it's been about 5,000 years since the elves colonized the world.

In Japan, we have lived the same life from the Jomon period to the present day.

"You're not even 5,000 years old, are you?

"Haha, our life expectancy is at most 1,000 years.There are stories that the ancient elves are so alive. "

Hee ~

A thousand years is enough to live.

Ten times human.Feeling alive from the Heian period to the present day?

"I have a favorite elf at home, but I've never talked about it before."

"Hee, you're just an elf living with people.I like that stuff. Only one person will soon get old and die and return to the woods. "

"What's the name of that lover?

Other elves came into the conversation.

He's tired of working.

"It's Cétella, but...."

……

Everyone stops moving and becomes silent.

"What's wrong?

What the hell is going on?

"An elf is a family by name to some extent."

Looks like the chief here just named the other chiefs.

"So it's the name of a family without a traceable family line?

"Or..."

The elves are looking at me with suspicion.

It seems that what I'm saying is a lie.

"Kenichi, what's going on?

I don't understand the words, but Anemone probably understood that the atmosphere became suspicious.

"Hey, aren't you lying about having an elf with me?- Ah, yes. "

I removed the tablet from the item BOX.

There must have been a photograph of Cétella before.

I showed them to the elves.

There is a blonde woman with long ears in her tablet.

"It's like you're alive!- Holy shit! - A magic tool?!

She's got her elf with her.

……

A crowd of elves stopped working in a commotion, peeking into Cetera's pictures.

"Something's wrong?

"No, I don't doubt it when I see all this...."

There are 50 Starting Elves colonized the continent.

Of these, 20 were women and 19 left offspring.

Elf children inherit the qualities of their mothers, which are passed down from generation to generation.

"So all the elves on this continent will reach 19?

"That's right....."

"He doesn't have it."

Another elf came out from the side and flashed the picture on the tablet.

"Oops! The painting is getting bigger!

"Ah, this is how I try to open it with two fingers..."

"Seriously! Awesome!

I soon learned how to operate my tablet and started to slide my fingers and see other photos.

"Hey, it's privacy to people, but it's not privacy - what do you mean?

"Oops?! There are other elves!This is a forest cat!

Elves don't seem to have any privacy.

--But I'm not an elf, so I got my tablet back.

"This elf used to live normally in the settlement."

Really?

"If you can't believe me, I'm leaving the village...."

"No, this is an elf issue, so it's not just about people.Sooner or later, you'll see him, and you'll have to ask him. "

"I'm sure you're getting an elf ring, and I'm sure you're dating an elf."

"That's for sure."

I showed you the ring that was stuck in my finger.

A bit of a delicate relationship with the elves - that cetera.

I need to talk to you when I get home.

I heard a scream as I was freaking out with the elves.

"Uhhhhhh! - Wait for Kurosuke!!

I thought I couldn't see the Beasts, but they were in the woods.

Murray came running with a scream.

After that, Nyamena is chasing after her, but she brings something like a black ball in her hand.

Nyah!

When Murray hid in my shadow, a black ball burst into my chest.

"Yikes!

A tingling sensation around the chest.

From my chest to my belly, there are a lot of things like a black board about 5cm.

When I lifted my arm, there was also a black one.

"Kurosuke! You're hiding in my husband's shadow!

The Beasts started to circle around me, but a black ball exploded on Murray's back.

"Fugga!" Heh heh!Let go of me! "

You can see that there are many black boards hanging from Nyamena's body.

Of course, the black ball hit Murray's back.

When I pulled one sheet, the plate fell off with the resistance of bubble.

It is a plate with two legs, and the middle part is slightly swollen.

"What is this, a big catch?

I think there are various callers, but I think it goes through with catching insects.

It's a weed seed that sticks to clothes.

In our local area, it's called Dakonbi.

"Kenichi, what is that?

Anemone took the board that was attached to my clothes.

"This is a grass seed.I want you to stick with the beasts and carry them far away and expand your forces. "

Wow ~ You're doing great.

So... who did it first?

"This guy...."

Nyamena pointed at Murray.

Well, then, Murray's bad.

"Hahaha!

Murray can't stand it at all.

"How the hell are we gonna get it?"

"How do I get one piece at a time?Husband. "

Good luck.

"Ahhh, you're doing what you did with my boys." "Ahah."

Looking at us all covered in boards, the female elves are yawning.

Apparently, this catching bug play is a classic prank of the elf guys here.

I can't help it if it stuck to me.Everyone began to catch bugs and catch bugs.

There will be hundreds of them.I'll even take it silently - damn it!

"Ah, yes."

I remembered what I heard locally and searched for Shangri-La.

I bought it, remembering the story that if it was something, it could be taken right away.

It's a falling white thing, and when I put on my clothes...

"Well, what do you mean ~ Aren't the catching insects clean ~"

I bought wet tissue.

With this one, all the catching insects move to the wet tissue.

Apparently, the fibers in the wet tissue are more entangled than the fibers in the clothes.

"What a husband! That's magic!- Uh-huh!

"Come on, you guys try it.I can wipe it off with this damp cloth. "

The beasts who got wet tissue from me started wearing their furs.

"Wow!" "Seriously, just do it!

"Anemone, wipe the beasts' backs."

"Yeah, I got it."

Anemone started wiping Murray's back with a wet tissue.

"What is that?! - Magic cloth?

The elves who were watching us also gathered and were intrigued.

"Are you guys ready to dismantle?

"This looks more interesting." "It's cold, and you can finish it till evening."

I'm afraid it's abandoned.

Do you have something to say - the elves are right, the dismantling of the cockroach was completed by the evening, and we got about 100 kg of meat.

The elves aren't good at preserving it, so they don't need a lot.

They seem to salt it.

--And as the sky was dyed red, I made fried chicken using the meat I got.

No habits, plenty of flavor, very delicious.

The elves are also eating fried chicken.

"Oops! This is just for people!"" Crispy and delicious!

"Birds, eggs and flour, so I think the elves are fine."

"It's okay, it's okay! If it's so delicious, I don't care what's in it!

Quite an abacus, huh?

It is popular with both men and women, so you can rest assured.

The beasts were also eating the fried chicken, but it was a little different from usual.

The tension is so high.

Especially Murray.

"Kenichiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..."

Even when you're eating, you hug me, snort your throat, and look at me with colorful eyes.

"Hey, is this the beast lady?

"Hahaha!

"Milord - actually, I can't stand it anymore either... hahaha!

Nyamena, you too!

Both of you are looking at me unusual.

It's a beast-specific estrus.

Has it been a year since it happened before?

He understood that he would tell Anemone about the situation, so he set up a container house a little further away.

I don't think there are any male beasts here, so I won't worry about being attacked...

It is quite difficult to deal with two opponents who are in an estrus.

My fingernails were chewed up and my whole body was covered in blood.

Well, even in this state, blessings stop bleeding immediately, and if you eat, you will soon be resurrected.

Hey, seriously, it's hard.

Neither of us can hunt in this state, nor can we move through the woods.

There was nothing I could do, so I decided to spend some time in the village of Elves.

All day long, naked on a bed, they feel like big cats.

There aren't many words, they just ask for my body.

I heard that the estrus period was about 5 days, but the symptoms settled in about 3 days because I have been dealing with the other person.

--- The morning they returned to sanity.

"Me, I don't look good!Husband! "

Nyamena joined hands before eating breakfast in the container house where Anemone was sleeping.

"It's okay.That's what the bodies of the beasts are like. "

"But hey... that's what happened to my husband... ahh"

It's quite abnormal, but it seems to have a memory.

Nyamena seemed pretty embarrassed.

I'm a skater, so I'm giving up now.

"Ugh, Kurosuke!

"I enjoyed it.I always hate it when it comes, but I'm glad to be with Kenichi. "

"Oh, so am I."

Nyamena's chest tightens.

"Well, I'm glad you didn't come when it was too dangerous."

That's right.

I'm sorry about the anemone that I left behind for a while, but I'm not in a mood.

They seem to understand the Beasts.

Well, what do we do now?

Go down the river or cross the river to go to the folks.

When it comes to people, we're enemies.

Serve a table and eat in a container house.

I was lost in my decision, and the beasts' ears stood flapping.

Vigilant and spinning around like a radar.

"What's wrong? Enemy?!

"This is... the sound of Akira's Summoner." "Yes, sir!

"Hmm?!

Seriously?