Aren’t You Too Sweet Salt-God Sato-San?

"How dare you!? Oh, Pushing Tail, call me. Huh?

Rumor has it, how dare you.

I accidentally threw my smartphone out on the table for incoming calls at the same time I was aiming to do so.

The smartphone keeps roaring low on the table to protest against me like that.

Give it to me, it's a step ahead of us.

"A little sticky!? I don't think so, either! Answer the phone!

"But here, my heart is ready..."

Plus, I'm gonna push you down until just now, but I'm not gonna push you down. But tell me, then I'm gonna talk to you right away... it feels kind of weird!

When she couldn't figure it out anymore and let both eyes go around, her mother said, "Stupid girl! ♪ And drink me... ♪

"That's just like when we're talking at school!

"What, then you're going to take a deep breath in about 20 minutes...!?

"There's really nothing you can do!

- Anyway, I think it would be rude to keep him waiting.

It was your father who uttered words with utmost calm in a roaring smartphone with me panicking and my moaning mother.

Oh, yeah, you're right! I return to me all the time.

It's bigger than me exposing ugliness to bother you, Pushtail!

I grabbed my trembling smartphone, touched the “Respond” button hard, and shouted.

"- Hello!!?

The advice turned upside down and the mother dropped disappointingly in the corner of her sight.

Needless to say, I'm the one most disappointed.

How can I not be decent with one of my favorite people on the phone......?

But you're sweet after all, Pushtail.

Even if I get a "hello" that's a bit as edible as pulling, at my usual condition...

'... hmm? Mr. Sato...... right? Push tail, but I'm sorry. At this hour, is the phone okay now?

"It's Sato! Sato, come on! Hey, now, you okay?!? Ugh, yeah! Of course it is! Free! Wow, I've been free! Haha......!

Haha, no.

I'm going to cry over my communal disorder.

I have no choice, I have no choice!

I just think my heart is made of iron or something that I can hear my favorite person from my ear and still be calm!

"Oh, well, good."

Beyond the smartphone, Pushtail laughs so refreshingly that you can't compare to my pulled grin.

To my breath when I laughed, I became the feather that made my heart bounce again.

I'm sorry. My heart, I know I've been busy with you since I met you, but I want you to put up with it a little longer.

At least until I'm done with this call......!

"(push down)"

"Hih!?

He whispered a hell of a word from behind, and his heart nearly popped out of his mouth at risk.

'What? What's wrong!?

"Oh, oh, sorry. Push it down... not! Nothing, Mr. Tail!?

'Oh, yeah...?

Looking back, he pressed his voice behind his back to kill him and saw his mother laughing like a prank.

If I look at it in tears, I'm sure your mother will take your father and run away from the room, laughing like a child after all.

I have a lot to complain about - because I can't push you down on the phone first!

'Actually, there's something I wanted to ask Sato and I called him...'

Pushtail your voice.

I panic and concentrate my consciousness on the smartphone again.

"Ugh, yeah! What!? Ask me anything!? Ahaha......"

'Well... you see, we're going on summer break next week, right?

"Oh, right?

Pushing Tail, you're right, the final test is over, and the summer heat is finally getting real in late July.

Sakura Garden High School is going on summer vacation next week...

"It's the first weekend of the summer vacation, Mr. Sato, why don't you go to the sea?

"- Umi!?

To much shock, my voice turned upside down.

But I want you to wait, this is a reaction that has nothing to do with my low communication skills.

I have a special admiration for the sea.

Because I don't have many friends and someone invites me to the sea in the first place... Oh, this is all about my low communication skills.

It's because of my communal disorder. I'm sorry.

Anyway,

"Ugh, the sea! I want to go!"

I can't help it if my voice plays.

The very fact that you invited me to a good-looking event called a sea bath - more importantly, I'm glad that you invited me to the tail, which is nothing else!

Sea house, grilled buckwheat, watermelon split, and, uh... sand castle?

Anyway, the image is endlessly bonkers because it's the last time my parents took me when I was little, but I'm looking forward to it anyway!

"Good, the place is on the Green River, I think you'll be on the train, I'll tell you about the fine rendezvous time and all."

"Yeah! Yeah! Okay! Yay, I'm so excited!

It sounds like a lie that I was all tempered up until just now.

I'm haunted like a child.

But...

"- Oh, and it's gonna be a night or two over there, so you should tell your father and mother, too."

……

- Cardiopulmonary arrest -

has definitely stopped thinking, even if it is too much to say.

Four letters a night or two echo in an empty head.

What if I push him down?

“Me and you, you go to the hotel so soon..."

When I noticed, my hand shaking my smartphone was shaking.

"Ano.................."

"Yeah?"

"Watashisowi uno hajime tenanda kedo............"

I say it in a voice that seems to disappear.

I can feel it forever, strange silence.

Then, Pushtail, you raise your voice as if you noticed something...

"It's okay, Asae-san said it's been a long time."

"Asae-san, stay!?

Maybe the loudest thing I've ever lived to say.

What... What!? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I can't catch up with my head!!

"Bi, I'm surprised..."

"What!? So, that... Asae-san's in on it!?

"Oh, well, you haven't told the members yet, me and Sato, Lotus and Rinka, and Shizukuishi and Asae are coming too."

"6 people!!?

Or Lotus, too!?

My little head is on the verge of punk.

"Wow, wow, I'm really new here...!?

…… Rinka seems to be used to it, so don't think you should tell me all about it '

"Rinka, are you used to this!?

It's my first ear!

Junior high school students, that's how far they go!?

At last, my head will explode. At that time,

"- Well, it's just a sea bath, so even if you can't swim, I think you can enjoy it as much as you want."

"What?"

'What?'

Each other's barbaric voices overlap.

Even if you can't swim...?

'Is that it? I thought it was really the first time the ocean was so I wasn't sure I was going to swim or something... could it have been different?

"... What, oh, that one night or two...?

"Oh, could it have worried me about the room? It's all right, it's a private lodging run by my grandmother of relatives, and she says there's a proper room for men and women. '

".................. A, Solena Rayokatta......"

Ugh, the heat draws from your body.

"Thank you for taking the time to worry about me to that point."

"Uun, kinisinaide......"

"Then it's like that, I'll see you next time, good night"

"Oyasmi......"

Pup, the noise goes off, the call goes off.

When you look at the screen in a flash, the screen says "Incoming Time 2: 26”.

Seeing it, I...

"- Awwwwww!!!!!!"

It is the birth of a high school girl rolling around the flooring with a strange, odd voice.

I am! I am! I Ha!!

Pushing Tail you just let's all go out and see the ocean. You just invited me, how nasty!!

He's dead! I want to die already!!

Your mother's peachy thoughts were infected because we had a weird conversation!!!

Ghahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

In the end, I then continued rolling with an extended oddity until Mother came back to the living room, and Mother later referred to me as "possessed even by the devil" at that time.