Chapter 518: Deadpool Makes Threats
Lin Fengjiao: Everyone, I’ve arrived in Yuezhou Prefecture and plan to head directly to Dengtiantai.
Doujin Artist: What’s Dengtiantai?
Lin Fengjiao: It’s the residence of that Yuezhou warlord, Zhang Guichuan. The name of that residence is Dengtiantai.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: This name... did he pick it himself?
Lazy Little Kitten: Probably, I certainly don’t know of any place called Dengtiantai in Yuezhou. And who is Zhang Guichuan? Is there a warlord named that in the Republic of China era?
This is an Actor: No, but it’s normal for different characters to appear in parallel worlds.
Curly-haired Guy: Hey hey, isn’t it a bit too arrogant to call your own residence Dengtiantai? This guy, does he think he’s going to ascend to heaven?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I’m afraid so, he has great ambitions.
Lazy Kitten: Well, he’s a warlord. Most warlords are extremely ambitious.
Doujin Artist: [Image] This public trial seems to have attracted quite a crowd.
The image sent by Ying Liri showed a huge platform, on which dozens of well-dressed but terrified men and women were tied up. Around the platform below, a dense crowd had gathered.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: There are a lot of people, but it’s understandable. This must be the first time a public trial of nobles has happened in that other world, right?
Doujin Artist: I asked Jessica, and it’s indeed the first time. Even when nobles committed crimes before, they were tried in imperial courts. Public executions like this were usually for commoners or people of other races... Oh, right! And witch doctors!
Machete Girl: Huh? They execute witch doctors there too? Isn’t that something the church did in medieval Europe?
Doujin Artist: Because the herbs witch doctors use might attract demons, they are called descendants of demons. In the Vandersai Empire, witch doctors are executed on sight.
Wig Guy: Attract demons? Really?
Doujin Artist: Probably nonsense, because the neighboring Rikoma Kingdom doesn’t have such laws. Witch doctors live well there, and no one has heard of demons invading humans. There are monsters, of course, but monster invasions are common everywhere.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If that’s the case, why does the Vandersai Empire execute witch doctors? Do they also consider them heretics, like the medieval church?
Doujin Artist: No, it’s because the fourth empress of the empire died from treatment by a witch doctor. After that, the Vandersai Empire began to hunt witch doctors on a large scale.
Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, it’s truly a cruel world. Because of one doctor’s mistake, the entire group of doctors is implicated.
Machete Girl: It might not even have been a mistake... What if it was a disease that couldn’t be cured, and the doctor was helpless? Wouldn’t that just be a simple act of revenge?
Doujin Artist: It’s pure revenge! But to find an excuse for their venting, the rulers pinned the label of "descendants of demons" on witch doctors. Some of the people at that time were cured by witch doctors, so they naturally didn’t believe it. But over the following generations, with constant propaganda and the spread of the media... a false history became true.
Lazy Kitten: Just like island nation textbooks.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft! Using island nation textbooks as an example is too real, so real it’s uncomfortable!
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, you can even use Deadpool as an example! For instance, if years later, Deadpool becomes the leader of America. His act of unleashing the undead scourge might actually be reinterpreted as saving the Earth?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Historical nihilism, right?
Machete Girl: Right! Why is Mr. Deadpool silent? Isn’t he fighting the Chitauri? Why isn’t he giving us updates on his progress? @Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, this pop-up! Thanks to you, a few more of my ribs are broken...
Amegakure Village’s Angel: ?
Machete Girl: Huh? No way! What kind of expert did the Chitauri send out to put you in such a tough fight?
Shark-Faced Guy: Are there really strong fighters among the Chitauri? Don’t they usually invade other planets with special technology and those strategic giant insects?
Wig Guy: Maybe it’s not the Chitauri, Thanos?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If it were Thanos, Mr. Deadpool’s grave would probably be overgrown by now.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, you think so little of me? Thanos is nothing, I’d rather not have that big purple potato stand in front of your uncle! Otherwise, I’ll turn his purple potato into a regular potato, that’s what I said!
Doujin Artist: So, how are you going to turn a purple potato into a regular potato? Grafting? But even though they are both potatoes, you can’t graft them, can you?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I’ll dye him!
Lazy Kitten: Good heavens, what on earth is dying! But who are you even fighting?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: This scumbag! [Image]
When Deadpool’s image is opened, the first thing you see is a head of incredibly flowing, ramen-like golden hair. A slightly bearded, weathered face, and in his hand, a small hammer crackling with lightning.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: So they’re fighting after all?
Lazy Kitten: If I’m not mistaken, it’s probably about Loki, right?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Of course! This damned scumbag thinks your uncle killed his brother! Now he’s running around like a mad dog trying to bite me, but honestly... I find him a bit foul-mouthed.
As he sends the message, Deadpool deftly dodges a hammer blow that Thor swings again, while simultaneously slashing a long blade towards Thor’s chest.
Clang.
The long blade hits Thor’s chest armor, creating sparks. Clearly, Deadpool’s current abilities and strength are not enough to break through Thor’s defenses head-on.
But it’s also very difficult for Thor to hit him, and the two are locked in a stalemate.
Lazy Kitten: I knew it. If you were going to mess with Loki, you’d have to confront this protective brother-man.
Doujin Artist: With Deadpool’s current strength, it will be very difficult to defeat Thor, I’m afraid. Of course, he can’t die himself. What you’re doing is meaningless.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Don’t try to persuade me, I must cut his butt into diced meat today and then expose it to the sun! Let this idiot properly understand what Thanksgiving is all about!
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